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SCREEEEEEEEEEEE

July 8, 2013 at 11:35am

Got home and started squealing. Loud and sustained. I think I stopped five minutes ago.

Basically COOLIO IS WONDER PERSONIFIED AND I HAVE BEEN BEQUEATHED WITH A MOST WONDROUS AND MAGNIFICENT GARMENT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! ! !! ! ! ! !


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mai goodnesh you deserve more followers so I'll follow you

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starryslowpoke posted "SCREEEEEEEEEEEE" to her journal.

Got home and started squealing. Loud and sustained. I think I stopped five minutes ago.

Basically COOLIO IS WONDER PERSONIFIED AND I HAVE BEEN BEQUEATHED WITH A MOST WONDROUS AND MAGNIFICENT GARMENT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! ! !! ! ! ! !

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FRIED DUMPLINGS, CHEESE BREADSTICKS, SNACK TOFU

WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaaa.

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My family stuck bread in the fishtank. We're all deeply confounded that it died several hours later. Send help.

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Level up! Starry Slowpoke is now Lvl. 8 - Eyeliner Spell. +20 Waterline Evade! - 5 Bafflement

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starryslowpoke posted "Cereal Heaven" to her journal.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems and fiber ain't one.

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starryslowpoke posted "Camera Cyclops" to her journal.

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It's strange to think I've gone two weeks without instant noodles, but going back would make me feel a bit remorseful. I've stuck to healthier eating at home for nearly a month. Granola is my new lifefruit.

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MY DAD FOUND THEM

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i lost my glasses

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Hi remember me

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starryslowpoke posted "pantalons" to her journal.

AHAHAHAHA

So after my mother informed me that her dream was for me to shed enough weight to become a size 6 girl again (which is pretty amusing given I'm size 13 and loving it), she point blank asks me to stop wearing pants because "they make you look so fat."

Toss in a couple of fake concerns about health and diabetes and there you go. Though I haven't gotten a check-up in several years now, I severely doubt I'm in any risk of weight related health complications. Am I overweigh

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starryslowpoke posted "Yet another day." to her journal.

It's honestly baffling to me why my mother can't understand why I hate her.

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starryslowpoke asked a question.

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It is a very interesting start of day when a father earnestly asks, "Can you tell the difference between a grape and a pumpkin?" and proceeds to show me a genetically mutated grape. Which resembles a pumpkin.

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I feel amazing after taking the SAT! Besides hacking and coughing my lungs out. But that test is not intimidating at all. It felt so short.

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Drinking coffee when exhausted feels rather like being bound to the will of a necromancer's commands.

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starryslowpoke changed her title to "They Might Be Edith Heads"

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starryslowpoke posted "Kill it in my place" to her journal.

Someday it's all going to be too much and instead of doing something stupid, I'm going to go for a very long walk. And I'll have to remember to bring tissues because I'll be crying a lot, and some money, about ten dollars, and I'll walk until I'm at a place where I can have my hair cut.

I'll dry my face and toss my tissues and maybe someone will ask me if I'm okay and I will say, "Yes, after I get my hair cut."

And I'll get my hair cut and it will be short, past my ears, and it

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Normally, when I cry, I get tired. Huge, heaving, breathing-all-wrong crying is definitely tiring, but even a stressful short cry can leave me feeling kind of drained.

I've used up a whole tissue pocket pack and a half and I'm not even fazed. I'm getting better at this.

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