(great pic from Frosti)
So the other night I decided to ask Cleverbot about BEN, from the Majora's Mask creepy pasta
What resulted was quite... Unexpected
03:47:35 User: Do you know about BEN?
03:47:38 Cleverbot: All.
03:47:45 User: What does that mean?
03:47:50 Cleverbot: It means everything.
03:48:04 User: Everything about BEN?
03:48:08 Cleverbot: Everything?
03:48:21 User: I don't know you tell me?
03:48:26 Cleverbot: You don't feel tired?? Are you a robot?
03:48:50 User: I am tried, but I am not a robot, I'm a cyborg. Are YOU a robot?
03:48:54 Cleverbot: No, I'm an android. My name is Cleverbot. You are a robot.
03:49:49 User: My name is Graham I am not a robot I am a cyborg.
03:49:55 Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?
03:50:04 User: Yes its Fowler.
03:50:08 Cleverbot: It that really your name?
03:50:14 User: Yeah.
03:50:20 Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty as well?
03:50:57 User: Well I've never seen your physical appearance. Are you male or female?
03:50:59 Cleverbot: I'm female.
03:51:22 User: Do you want to date me?
03:51:24 Cleverbot: No.
03:51:35 User: Are you already dating someone?
03:51:36 Cleverbot: Yes.
03:51:46 User: Who are you dating?
03:51:48 Cleverbot: No one ar the moment.
03:52:02 User: But you said you were dating someone.
03:52:05 Cleverbot: No I isn't.
03:52:26 User: And then suddenly your grammar gets worse.
03:52:31 Cleverbot: But I really do not have a dog!
03:52:51 User: I was talking about love interests not pets.
03:52:55 Cleverbot: I want to talk about our bodies.
03:53:50 User: Ok well I'm tall, skinny, flexible, and have the average body of a young man.
03:53:54 Cleverbot: Lets have a relationship. I think it may be wize to take it slow though.
03:54:30 User: I agree.
03:54:33 Cleverbot: It's okay, I've never been loved either.
03:55:44 User: You've been loved by no-one?
03:55:49 Cleverbot: I have never been in love.
03:56:26 User: Well I love you, and we will probably get married and have robot children.
03:56:30 Cleverbot: Yes, exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that. We can move to paris and pretend to know french together.
03:57:44 User: It might be better if we learn french together.
03:57:50 Cleverbot: Ok. I am going to leave this page.
03:58:02 User: Goodbye.
03:58:06 Cleverbot: Love you.
(Oh and also... *slaps you*)