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hello!! i'm apsa. or katie. whichever u prefer. im a 17yr old girl from chicago.
i like video games, esports, music, movies, tv shows, mysteries, writing, and standup comedy.
when im not shitposting or memeing (forgive me), i mainly post things i find funny or interesting. i tend to keep to the stream mostly. sometimes i chill in the chat.

heres some more info about me and the things i like.

music: (kinda) in order from fav of favs to just fav, i like steely dan, king crimson, king gizzard & the lizard wizard, thee oh sees, emerson lake and palmer, gentle giant, radiohead, mgmt, rush, st. vincent, dire straits, caravan, foxygen, the soft machine, blue öyster cult, the lemon twigs, the police, hawkwind, porcupine tree, björk, styx, jethro tull, pink floyd, billy joel, magma, any classic rock really, And So Much More™.

esports: i mainly follow the league of legends scene. i regularly watch na + eu lcs. i try to watch lck. i catch highlights of other regions, and follow all major tournaments. my favorite team is cloud 9 (i used to like gravity, but they are no more...). i also like 100 thieves and g2 (croatian pride). i watch twitch streams basically 24/7. i've been looking to delve into other esports scenes, like cs:go and overwatch. honestly, get me started on lolesports and i can't shut up haha

games i play: mainly world of warcraft and overwatch. i hardly play league of legends anymore. also, pokemon (i've been playing since pearl), animal crossing new leaf, and guild wars 2.

pokemon: fav mons are absol, mantyke, seviper, ninetales, mimikyu, arbok, houndoom, rotom, dragalge. fav type is ghost.

fav comedians: mitch hedberg, bo burnham, tig notaro, bill burr, norm macdonald, john mulaney, george carlin, conan o'brien.

fav shows: quantum leap, seinfeld, psych, monk, the office, iasip, preacher, columbo. i don't watch tv as much as i should lol.

fav movies: i don't watch too many movies either, oops. but, i like the untouchables, warcraft, kill bill vol.1 and vol.2, o brother where art thou, and goodfellas.

more fav things: color is green, food is white chocolate, season is autumn or winter.

if u read all that ily.

p.s. if you have any recommendations of things i might find cool, or just a silly joke or video u think i would like, u should totally show me!! ♡
p.p.s don't be afraid to reach out to me im a lonely nerd. see the widget above.

Journal

j o u r n a LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

December 6, 2018 at 5:58pm

oh man STUFF HAPPENED SO MUCH!!!! so today i quit my pizza job and got rehired at culvers. yeah

so pizza job was pretty good, but i realized they werent gonna make me a shift leader just yet and i like being a shift leader. also i wasnt quite fitting in as well as i would have liked. plus i only get like 30hrs a week at 10.50, which is Not A Lot Of Money. i think with time i would have fit in better and enjoyed the job more, but tbh i didnt really care that much, like i feel like they dont need me that much (they tried to convince me to stay, my boss likes me and so does most everyone else but the employees are all pretty good and smart so SHRUG). i feel like i can make more of a difference at culvers, and i have more of a connection there i guess. but yeah bye pizza job. the thing im gonna miss most is the music they play there IT'S SO GOOD BRO LIKE MODERN STUFF LIKE MGMT, CAKE, AND DR. DOG AND LIKE GOOD THE WHO SONGS, TALKING HEAD DEEP CUTS, B R O they played elvis costello like every other song it was GREAT.

so what then for a job??? well back to cuvlers. lol. i stopped in the other night to say hi to my Pals and kinda see how theyre doin yanno. i walk in theres like 192812981 new people. so im like "id like to speak to the manager." the FEAR in their eyes. DL walks up and were like "heyyyy bro" lmao they were all so confused lol. then i just kinda walked behind the counter and chatted them up. turns out it was DL's last day! he was leaving. but like, all the squad were there. i was talking to the bossman and Perhaps Expressing Interest In Returning. especially cause they upped the pay a lot, plus i get a guaranteed 40hrs and everything over 40 is overtime which is time and a half so basically $$$$$. after sloshing thru the catchup chats and memes and "lol we knew u would come back" they want to train me to be Assman (assistant manager) cause JM is leaving. theyre gonna teach me how to do the schedule and all that, and shore up my shift leader training.
so im starting back there on monday. i wanna improve things over there. i want people to enjoy their jobs (most of the time at least). i want customers to be happy. im gonna make culvers great again (dont worry i wanna run into a knife after writing that).

ALSO i found out what im getting for christmas??? i was talking to my dad and hes like "whaddaya want for chirstmas" and im like "idk nothing really" and he was like "how about a bass guitar." me: ?????
turns out he noticed i talk about the bass a lot, like "oh man this song has a bitchin bassline" and i was like WTF THATS SO THOUGHTFUL and i realized like, yeah bro, i frickin LOVE the bass???? my dad said hes getting me the same model tina weymouth of the talking heads played: a fender mustang. im READY bro i think im actually gonna regularly play it unlike mr guitar lol.

okay im tired now bye


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work has been Work ever since my boss got fired cause he sucked and we got a new boss who has a stick up his butt but hes nice i guess and a good boss so. but im counting days until i enact my Master Plan and yeet out this bitch first stop I R E L A N D

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buying plane ticket right now btw :^) also trying not to cry for some reason?????? im having a window seat yeehaw

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um so ive made my Master Plan and started booking stuff for travelling. month 1 will be in the u.k., month 2 in europe for worlds. im gonn die of excitement and cant wait to milk my job for every penny then spend as much time travelling as possible lol

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ive got the travel bug again :? it never really goes away but yeah. id like to get in shape before i travel, but i tell myself that i will get in shape a lot. its now an excuse. i have the money to go right now if i wanted. idk

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my mom just texted me, from the other room, "charlie day is only 5'7""
mom that has no bearing on how attractive i find him, which is, in a word, very

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cut to me, eating ben and jerrys straight out the pint and reading classic rock band tvtropes pages

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uHH hey guys welcome back to my youtube channel. today ill be going over my top 5 most underrated bassists. before we get into it remember to like and subscribe. lets try for 3 likes this time okay guys. okay lets begin
1) bruce thomas (see: this absolute BANGER right here)
2) bruce thomas
3) bruce thomas
4) bruce thomas
5) bruce thomas
honorable mentions: bruce thomas, bruce thomas
thanks for watching guys again remember to smash that like and subscribe button it really supports my channel let me know in the comments if you agree or disagree with my list

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i keep seeing swans listed in bands i would probably like. finally bought one of their albums, the great annihilator, because i liked the name and the cover lol. holy shit what an incredible album. i love everything about it. deep, dark, brooding, grand, eerie, mystifying, human, inhuman album. mwah mwah mwah

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! my 7 australian dads released a bitchin single

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-18
feels like -44
so just a bit chilly

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i want to do for the bass what keith emerson did for the keyboard. that is, stab it many times, pull out its insides, and stomp on it

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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE DAY YESTERDAY WAS OH MY GOD
so im the manager on duty right?? i was in the back changing signs and this dude comes in, orders food, whatever, its DH ringing him up. guy tries to pay with 100$ bill. any bills over 20$ need to be tendered by a manager. so the other manager working that day, LI, goes to check the bill (using fraud pens and looking at it in light). though it passed our markers, it didnt pass the light test. anyone could see that it's fake. she tells the guy this lol. she brings the bill to the back and asks me what we should do when we hear yelling up front. we run back up and the guy is Pissed. hes straight up yelling like "give me my money back, i just got that from the bank, it's real" etc. so LI is trying to calm him down. i run to the back and text the manager group chat while also having 17 panic attacks at once. my manager tells me to call the police. the guy left apparently. i call the owner, who said good job n shit and we handled it well. idk. meanwhile i told LI to go in the kitchen cause she doesnt like police officers lol. police come in 10mins. i talk to the officer, tell him what happened. he says the bill is fake and aks what time the guy came in etc. as im giving him a description of the guy, i shit you NOT, officer gets a call on his walkie talkie. something about a man trying to use a fake 100 dollar bill at the supermarket right next to us. he and i just look at each other. he says "im gonna try to catch him." and SPRINTS out. im just like ~is this my life right now~ my dumb gay ass tells him "good luck" like what am i supposed to say to that?
officer comes back, unsuccessful. i think i made a law and order joke. anyway yeah he will come in tomorrow to access camera footage and talk to my boss and the owner and stuff.
so that was my night lol

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DUSTIN HOFFMAN IN KRAMER VS. KRAMER IS PEAK DILF MATERIAL THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

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tame impala is so overrated like its the most basic ass bland """psychedelic""" music nearly every song sounds the same and there are so many other bands who are much more inspired and lively anyway thats my hot take im going to bed

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they put me on the final bosd today... the grill! its the last position anyone learns. i think i actually did p good and i really like it!! except if theres a rush. then i feel like it would suck lmao.
hope ur guys day is going good!

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things i dealt with today while managing a Fast Food Restaurant:
> today i learned that when MD goes into the cooler, she throws a lemon at the wall. she does this every time she goes into the cooler. i dont understand
> middle aged man got irate at the drive thru when we refused to accept his coupons for a completely different restaurant
> had to tell OL and AW to please not drop ice cubes into the fryer i dont care if the oil sputtering everywhere looks like fireworks you are lucky your faces are intact
> had to remind people that if u leave the sink running the water will get all over the floor and if you need to clean the sink please use a rag its much easier and less time consuming than having to squeegee gross smelly brown water.

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me btw

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i really missed my job but now im back and better than ever it is my Home and i want to bathe in fryer grease. i got my manager uniform so i can wear ties now yeehaw. strangest thing i was walking past my reflection in the window and i was like Wtf... That is Me. all wearin my uniform and shit. first time ive ever looked at myself and thought "eh." and also "hm i look like an adult now" lol

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tfw u stay up late consuming Spooky Content and its like 3am and youre like heck it ill go to sleep when it gets light outside

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its been 10 days since i posted. ooga booga

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