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hello!! i'm apsa. or katie. whichever u prefer. im a 17yr old girl from chicago.
i like video games, esports, music, movies, tv shows, mysteries, writing, and standup comedy.
when im not shitposting or memeing (forgive me), i mainly post things i find funny or interesting. i tend to keep to the stream mostly. sometimes i chill in the chat.

heres some more info about me and the things i like.

music: (kinda) in order from fav of favs to just fav, i like steely dan, king gizzard & the lizard wizard, thee oh sees, radiohead, gentle giant, mgmt, rush, st. vincent, dire straits, billy joel, foxygen, the lemon twigs, the police, björk, pink floyd, the eagles, jethro tull, any classic rock really, And So Much More™.

esports: i mainly follow the league of legends scene. i regularly watch na + eu lcs. i try to watch lck. i catch highlights of other regions, and follow all major tournaments. my favorite team is cloud 9 (i used to like gravity, but they are no more...). i also like 100 thieves and g2 (croatian pride). i watch twitch streams basically 24/7. i've been looking to delve into other esports scenes, like cs:go and overwatch. honestly, get me started on lolesports and i can't shut up haha

games i play: mainly world of warcraft and overwatch. i hardly play league of legends anymore. also, pokemon (i've been playing since pearl), animal crossing new leaf, and guild wars 2.

pokemon: fav mons are absol, mantyke, seviper, ninetales, mimikyu, arbok, houndoom, rotom, dragalge. fav type is ghost.

fav comedians: mitch hedberg, bo burnham, tig notaro, bill burr, norm macdonald, louis c.k., john mulaney, george carlin.

fav shows: quantum leap, seinfeld, psych, monk, the office, iasip, preacher, columbo. i don't watch tv as much as i should lol.

fav movies: i don't watch too many movies either, oops. but, i like the untouchables, warcraft, kill bill vol.1 and vol.2, o brother where art thou, and goodfellas.

more fav things: color is green, food is white chocolate, season is autumn or winter.

if u read all that ily.

p.s. if you have any recommendations of things i might find cool, or just a silly joke or video u think i would like, u should totally show me!! ♡
p.p.s don't be afraid to reach out to me im a lonely nerd. see the widget above.

Journal

thanks 4 the reminder :)

Sat at 11:03pm

this journal is about my Job

its going great tbh i love my job my coworkers are great and its a good challenge and i think they like me there?? anyway let me spin you some tales of my work so far

> yesterday two of my coworkers (C and D) found like, pills?? loose pills? under the counter and they were like "wtf" so were making all these jokes about these mysterious pills and D was like "nah but seriously... what are these?" and i, in my infinite knowledge (more like, me in my infinite shitty allergies and sleepless nights) said they were antihistamine (D, in a disappointed voice, "so you can't get f*cked up on these?") but they were so impressed with me knowing what the pills were lol and then C was like "what are you working at culvers for shouldn't you be in med school":')

> me and O dared A to drink a mint sauce and mt dew mixture. he took a small sip, immediately ran to the bathroom, was in there for a worrisome amount of time... walks back out like nothing happened and then asks the assistant manager about workman's comp while side eyeing us lol

> J is gonna start student teaching soon, and Z is 15 and he's like, "are you gonna student teach at my school?" (that school is what nearly all the high schoolers working at culvers go to, not me tho :^)) and J's like "no that place sucks" and Z's like "nooo it doesn't i want you to teach me" and J says "you don't even know how to read a clock. what are they teaching you at that school." i say, "wait Z do you not know how to read a clock?" and Z says, "it's not cause of the school i go to!" and J says, "what is it then" Z just sighs and goes "it's cause im gay" and J and me start laughing (J: "WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. DAMN IT Z, GO CLEAN THE BATHROOMS". Z: "i can't, im gay. i told you this already. you should really listen better").

> C crafting The Artery Clogger, a hellspawn of a sandwich with 3 patties, roast beef, tuna, leftover breading from the fish, like 10 packets of mayonaise, a l l the kinds of cheese we have, some other stuff i dont even remember, and a "secret ingredient" all on sourdough bread

> D found a rotten banana behind the custard machine, prompting K, D and me to quote spongebob for the next 10mins, and D says hes putting the banana in his locker and hes saving it for if the health inspector ever comes in

> me and Z were working the registers and D's on set and he just says out of the blue, "man, i'm ready for the big sleep... yanno what i mean?" and were like No... what is the big sleep?!?!?! and after a lot of talking in circles he finally says, in the most defeated/incredulous tone, "its death. i. i wanna die. come on, guys." and were like haha yeah same (D has a weird sense of humor, usually involving physical violence, death, and animated gestures, but hes legit one of the funniest people ive ever met)

> C and me talking about league and other video gaymes, D making fun of us for liking league (D: "any talk of league while on the clock and i will FIRE YOU" C: "i dont think you have the authority to do that" D: "DON'T TALK BACK TO ME" ((throws fries))), us making fun of D for liking anime.

> several of my coworkers sing... ive only ever heard T sing christmas songs, J sings whatever comes on the speaker (80s and 90s music,,, its ok i guess, i heard some dire straits, genesis, billy joel, cheap trick... i dont know the 90s stuff tho) and if u listen closely u can hear K ironically rapping "it's everyday bro" from the kitchen

> getting a dog's business card (me: "wow, your dog has business cards?? and i don't?? ive really gotta get my life together" and the old lady couldn't stop laughing lmao)

> R is in training to be a shift leader, like D, T, and K are. but shes so nervous lol. so J (the assistant manager) and me are trying to reassure her, but it just ends with us roasting the other shift leaders lol and T was like "you're NOTHING without me!!"

> closing is nice, peaceful. i hard blast music and just do what i gotta do. im always the first one done (yesterday O said she was surprised i was done before kitchen) so i help whoever else.

> apparently, the kid who trained me, B, is like the laziest one there lol. J was like, "wait B trained you?? and you actually do your job well?"

> so this lady, Rebecca, was training me on drive (shes like 35-40, and super nice) and D's making custard. its the morning, so its Slow As Hell, and its valentines day. D was talking about how he went to the 24hr supermarket across the street to pick up cupcakes or smth like that for everyone, but there was no pink sweets, what little they had was sold out, like they just skipped v day and went to st. patty's day lol. so rebecca said something about how it was all sold out because today was valentine's day and i swear to god D just drops into like, a crouch, hands on his knees, and he just goes, "YA THINK, BECKY??" and it was the funniest thing ive ever seen holy shit poor rebecca couldn't even take a customer's order she was laughing too hard

> i was closing and K and C were there also, i was done w what i had to do, and J asked C to do something but he was sweeping so im like "i'll do it" and i do the thing and K just goes, "yo (Insert Apsa's Real Life Name Here) is clutch as hell!!"

> in the same self important vein, C was on drive with me and J's going around giving people Tasks to do (basically, you gotta do something that a higher up assigns you, like checking the ice and filling it if needed, or changing the garbage, or smth like that, before you clock out). so C goes "don't give (Insert Apsa's Real Life Name Here) anything, she's doing great" me: ((A L I V E))

> T, R and me were closing and T went to get something from his car and R was like "be careful" cause it was Snowing outside, and T fires up his car and does donuts in the parking lot. so imagine me and R just staring at the drive thru camera, deadpan expressions, watching T spinning in circles. R just turns to me and says, "i dont know how hes not dead yet."

> they encourage employees to greet people when they enter/leave and if someone says "thanks" you should say "my pleasure".
me: (walks into the store from an actual blizzard raging outside, wearing only a hoodie, looking pissed off probably)
Z: "hello, welcome to culvers!"
me: (Death Glare Activate) "Thanks"
Z: "my pleasure."

it can be stressful, or boring, or w/e but... i think of it as a nice challenge, every day. interacting w/ customers and my coworkers, and doing my job well. its fun 90% of the time, and my coworkers make it better. i keep thinking theyre older than they actually are (two of em are 15, they have to leave at 7 lol), a lot of the people who work there are actually young lol. i hope i can be Friends with some of em. idk if i told u guys this, i think i did, but irl i go by a nickname. however, on my nametag, it says my Bona Fide Real Life Name, Kathleen. so thats what my coworkers call me, which i really like. its like A New Me. also, getting money. i,m love money

ok goodbye now i need to sleep


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today was a FRICKIN GOOD DAY i was on register and the guy who i have a crush on was on set... we talked a lot about video games (he is also an orisa main bless) and stuff it was Great

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apsathings posted "thanks 4 the reminder :)" to her journal.

this journal is about my Job

its going great tbh i love my job my coworkers are great and its a good challenge and i think they like me there?? anyway let me spin you some tales of my work so far

> yesterday two of my coworkers (C and D) found like, pills?? loose pills? under the counter and they were like "wtf" so were making all these jokes about these mysterious pills and D was like "nah but seriously... what are these?" and i, in my infinite knowledge (more like,

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remind me to write a Journal

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happy v day <3

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i havent played guitar in a month someone punch me at my face please, thanks

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also im working every damn day this week, 3 of those are closing shifts... friday is gonna be hell cause of lent :/ we're gonna be packed to the gills (ok im done w the puns now)

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lmao ok so i was cleaning a table and i bonked my head on a light hanging over it and this guy is like, "are you okay" and im like "haha yeah, those always get me" and hes like "yeah happened to me at my old job too" and i said "have a good evening!" as he left... but it was half past noon... im used to working evenings, so its second nature to me... dude probably thinks i got a concussion cause i dont know the damn time of day lollll

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LMAO CLOUD 9 IS #1 SAY GOODBYE TO TOP DIE ((i love licorice but tbh i felt soooo sad for impact :?)) rookie! of! the! split! is! licorice!

anyone who says cloud 9 isn't the best team in na right now is gonna catch these hands

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had my first Terrible Customer last night :?

but the rest of the day was cool, i'm gonna make sure to remedy the mistakes i make, and tbh im kinda surprised at how i was able to let it go (for the most part), the only thing that got to me was how i put my coworkers in hot water having to deal w/ her :////// anyway (takes a bite of a glass plate) time to watch lcs and impulsively spend my first paycheck

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year of nukeduck BETSY!!!!!! i was here from the very beginning guys i was here since he was on gambit I BELIEVED
also mgmt's new album dropped today and tbh im kinda :/ about it... like yeah its good and there are a few songs i quite like on it but, i dont like how poppy it is?? 80s synth waow groundbreaking YYYYAWN i dont get why people are comparing it to oracular spectacular... the only songs similar to the style of this new album are kids and electric feel :thinking: it just doesn't rock hard enough :/

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GOT MY FIRST CHECK 289$ I'M A L I V E

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today might have been the worst day of my life, ever

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man i love my job tbh all my coworkers are so nice and cool, the work is like a perfect challenge for me and i really want to do well. i love coming home and telling my work stories to my sister lol
oh also gettin paid $$$ i get my 1st paycheck thursday FeelsGoodMan gonna preorder the newest wow expansion battle for azeroth :D

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FORGET THAT LAST POST THE CAR DIDN'T START SO IM STUCK AT WORK FOR ANOTHER 20MINS AAAAAAHHHH

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gonna be home from work right in time for the games POGGERS

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my work shirt smells like mist twist cause the soda machine sprayed all over me :////////

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slept for 18 hours today ama

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seeing rick fox get so hype when echo fox won vs. tsm last night... made me so happy :')

plus, my love licorice (if u werent with him in his eunited days. ur Not A Real Fan) is playing damn good in his rookie split. and 100 thieves also kicking some ass, pr0lly seems to be one of the few coaches who knows what the heck to do.
also cloud 9's cs:go team won the major vs faze clan in double overtime, it was h y p e. iirc its the first time an na team has won a major.
boy u guys sure missed my esports spam didnt you :^)

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