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hello!! i'm apsa. or katie. whichever u prefer. im a 17yr old girl from chicago.
i like video games, esports, music, movies, tv shows, mysteries, writing, and standup comedy.
when im not shitposting or memeing (forgive me), i mainly post things i find funny or interesting. i tend to keep to the stream mostly. sometimes i chill in the chat.

heres some more info about me and the things i like.

music: (kinda) in order from fav of favs to just fav, i like steely dan, king crimson, king gizzard & the lizard wizard, thee oh sees, emerson lake and palmer, gentle giant, radiohead, mgmt, rush, st. vincent, dire straits, caravan, foxygen, the soft machine, blue öyster cult, the lemon twigs, the police, björk, styx, jethro tull, pink floyd, billy joel, any classic rock really, And So Much More™.

esports: i mainly follow the league of legends scene. i regularly watch na + eu lcs. i try to watch lck. i catch highlights of other regions, and follow all major tournaments. my favorite team is cloud 9 (i used to like gravity, but they are no more...). i also like 100 thieves and g2 (croatian pride). i watch twitch streams basically 24/7. i've been looking to delve into other esports scenes, like cs:go and overwatch. honestly, get me started on lolesports and i can't shut up haha

games i play: mainly world of warcraft and overwatch. i hardly play league of legends anymore. also, pokemon (i've been playing since pearl), animal crossing new leaf, and guild wars 2.

pokemon: fav mons are absol, mantyke, seviper, ninetales, mimikyu, arbok, houndoom, rotom, dragalge. fav type is ghost.

fav comedians: mitch hedberg, bo burnham, tig notaro, bill burr, norm macdonald, john mulaney, george carlin, conan o'brien.

fav shows: quantum leap, seinfeld, psych, monk, the office, iasip, preacher, columbo. i don't watch tv as much as i should lol.

fav movies: i don't watch too many movies either, oops. but, i like the untouchables, warcraft, kill bill vol.1 and vol.2, o brother where art thou, and goodfellas.

more fav things: color is green, food is white chocolate, season is autumn or winter.

if u read all that ily.

p.s. if you have any recommendations of things i might find cool, or just a silly joke or video u think i would like, u should totally show me!! ♡
p.p.s don't be afraid to reach out to me im a lonely nerd. see the widget above.

Journal

various work stories

May 21 at 2:33am

so a few days ago i was on register 1, closest to the door. whoever's on reg 1 usually greets people ("hi, welcome to culver's!") its kind of a running joke that i say it too quiet for people to hear (fair point). so JM challenges me to a game. greet people, but don't say culver's. just something that sounds like culver's. if a customer notices you said something different, you lose. he demonstrated by saying "hey folks, welcome to carver's." which the couple didn't notice. it was back and forth all evening. calvin's, crushers, calzones, craig's (this one technically makes sense since craig culver is the chairman of culver's), and the boldest ones i said were "hi, welcome to coleslaw" and "hi, welcome to khrushchev's". no one called either of us out lol.

KS apparently stashed a slice of cheese behind the shake machine. he kept showing people the cheese. we didn't want to see the cheese

JM had to change the lights, which must be done by getting on a Very Tall Ladder. only JM could do this, cause he was the only one who knew how to change the lights. however, this is complicated by the fact that JM is afraid of heights. of course we all took advantage of this. TT kept nudging JM's back, and KS would blow kisses at him to distract him.

theres a regular who comes in every day and orders the same thing. one scoop of lemon ice with Extra Raspberries and a cupholder. TT said "he's making a fort with all those cupholders." i happened to tender the guy, and when i shut the drive window i said to OL, "that dude's car smells so nice." i open the window and hand the guy the lemon ice and he says very meaningfully, "thanks for that."

speaking of drive, i kind of like it now. idk. a few days ago these two girls said i was really nice :) and yesterday a guy said i was doing great, he even used the term "on fire" lol.

the other day i was Sluggish (due to not getting any sleep cause i was watching msi lol). JM got wind of this. as ive mentioned, JM uses various Substances, which are just barely within legal limits, to keep himself focused and awake. he takes me to the back office, where DL is doing schedules. JM gives me two large pills, and then takes a cup and puts some powder in it, swirls it around, and advises me to chug it quickly cause it "takes like metal. or ass." i say, "metal ass?... iron man's ass?" the two are cracking up, and im like "how do u know what iron man's ass tastes like?" and DL says, "i mean... i wouldn't say no, u know what i mean?" JM says "yeah dude iron man is a snack."
so i ingest the Liquid and the Pills and i s2g i think it was LSD. Colors were Happening so much. and i had ENERGY guys. like, my mental was still in sleep deprivation mode, but physically, i could fight someone. JM went to water the plants, and when he comes back he sees the countertops and cabinets Clean and he just laughs and goes "i told you it would work!" later on i stopped back in the manager's office to get some applications and chatted with DL, i made him laugh a lot so it was good :)

KV showed up after we closed, and scared the shit out of me as i was cleaning the countertops in the drive thru lol. i opened the window, she said "IM COMING IN" and literally climbs thru the window.


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my sister texted me this

because i find this unreasonably funny, at work i started calling burgers borgers and now all my coworkers do it too lol
i'll just be on drive and TT will say "lemme get uuuUuuUUuuUUuuuuuhhh... .. . . . borger" and ill be laughing my ass off, it will never get old

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small pleasure: a few months back, when closing dining, i realized that some people i work with go out to get sweet tea just before close, before i take it to the back to drain it. so now i take the big thing of sweet tea to the back and yell "LAST CALL FOR TEA" and they come running to get some. its like our version of the stereotypical office water cooler. sippin tea and shootin the shit for a few mins before going back to menial closing duties.

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so tuesday was A Day bc we were short and i was closing front. and it was oddly busy for a tuesday. so it was me, DL, and KG closing. KG was there the night we all yelled "F*CK", but DL wasn't. anyway i had to do a bunch of stuff (the worst) and as DL is giving me a rundown as i walk out of the manager's office i just let out a fat "F*CK" and scare the heck out of DL. KG backs me up with a distant "F*CK!" of his own, and DL's laughing his ass off. so were closing, just not giving a shit anymore bc its nearing midnight, and u know were feelin wacky when the guys turn their hats backwards. KG would periodically sprint up to me, dab furiously, and then run back to dishes. at the end of the night DL said "you two are the two employees who i feel really exude teamwork" and i was like "im exuding something alright"

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small pleasure: got some more buttons for my hat comin in the mail :') band ones... mgmt, king gizz, steely dan, boc, elp, can, zappa. im going to wear my pretentiousness proudly upon my head]]]]

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the show was GREAT!!!!! now i get to cross off my list, seeing my 3rd favorite band ever :')

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im high up in a theatre waiting for king gizz to take the stage ama

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this is the song im vibing heavy with these days... one of the very few songs that, whenever i listen to it, it can just put me in a Mood yanno (esp today cause im having a bit of an off day, and i took a week off of work, so im gonna miss it :/)

unpopular opinion: i love songs that mess with odd lyrics. by odd lyrics i mean like word salad stuff, backwards, a different language, gibberish, etc... also when the singer's voice escalates to yelling/random screaming. theres so much emotion, i love it. you can hear the latter a bit in the song above... i would have posted peking o, from the same album, which has examples of All of the Above, but i didnt wanna scare u guys off lol

so are there any songs youve been listening to a lot lately?? i need to consume music to gain strength, so do share!!!

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im working 11-close today wahoo
but yesterday was gr8 guys my sister and i went to a gaming store and got a set of dice for me so we can play d&d. then we got dinner and went to my place of work to pick up dessert for my mom. my sis finally met all the coworkers i talk shit about its great.
we were driving past this small local theatre and we see "drake bell" and were like Haha Yeah its probably some hipster band called drake bell but nope drake bell, of drake and josh fame, is coming to town and i just bought tickets yeet and then two days after that is king gizzard concert heck yea <3
i was also gonna get inked the heck up this week (i took wed-mon off im a good person) with this bad boy on my wrist

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im an adult ama

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me, coming home after a long day of work: man i cant wait to eat these leftovers from when i bought my sister and i lunch today
leftovers: (gone btw)
me: wHO DID THIS
mom: not me
my sister: (quiet)
HOW IS SHE GONNA DO THIS TO ME I PAID FOR HER FOOD AND SHE EATS MINE BRO IM TILTED

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so i was tearing coupons at work and OL was like "maybe i can make a paper crane out of the scraps" and i said "oh i didn't know youre skilled in the art of origami" except i pronounced origami like -oh rig ammy- so it sounds like it rhymes with polygamy and OL couldn't stop laughing like it was the funniest thing shes ever heard lol. it is really fun to say, too

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was anxious about today cause its my day off and i have a lot to do. first stopped by the bank to sort some things out. after that i went to starbucks to get a Cold Drink and i tipped the lady 3$ (cause i know how it makes my day when i get a tip). next im going to the store to get a new phone, the samsung s9 :) ive had the same phone for 4yrs, its laggy af, cant hold a charge worth a damn, and for the past few weeks its been suddenly shutting my apps off for no reason lol, so i figured its time for an upgrade, and ive never had The Latest Phone before, so im excited :D and im hardly anxious!! after i get my 1st tattoo, ive gotta be mindful of my spending. gonna open a savings acct in a few weeks.
also one of my coworkers is leaving, her last day is this saturday. i hardly ever work with her, but shes cool, so im gonna stop by. im gonna ask around and see what kind of stuff she likes and get her a card and a gift card or smth like that. (that wouldnt be weird would it?)
also i should have gotten my evaluation/raise after 90 days. im going on 6months of working there (and some of my coworkers who have been here longer still havent got theirs). so i need to talk to someone about that.
also also saturday im gonna ask my dad to take me driving (for the first time in like a year LUL but i need that liscence yanno).
idk. good day so far tho.

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tmi????
i know im about to get my period when i get an insatiable craving for milk. like. i cant get enough milk. i chugged nearly half a gallon last night and surprise surprise this morning its the parting of the red sea

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apsathings posted "various work stories" to her journal.

so a few days ago i was on register 1, closest to the door. whoever's on reg 1 usually greets people ("hi, welcome to culver's!") its kind of a running joke that i say it too quiet for people to hear (fair point). so JM challenges me to a game. greet people, but don't say culver's. just something that sounds like culver's. if a customer notices you said something different, you lose. he demonstrated by saying "hey folks, welcome to carver's." which the couple didn't notice. i

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so i graduated early (and when i clock in at 11am on a tuesday everyones like ???) which means More Hours. today KV called me into the office to give me a letter. it was from the owners of culvers, a card congratulating me on graduating and a check for 30$. it was so nice wtf

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HeyGuys
flash wolves have a really good chance at winning msi, i got a 100$ tip at work a few days ago and split it w/ everyone, im eating calamari rn, and this is a good song about joan crawford rising from the grave and leading a crazy zombie apocalypse

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"hey apsa, how's msi going?"

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ALSO i gotta tell u guys about magma. ive been diving into prog rock like some pretentious fool, and i think i may have found the proggiest of the prog. a french band called magma.
they're very jazzy (and get more grandiose, orchestral, with a full choir, in later albums). but they dont sing in english. or french. nope they just made up their own damn language that they sing in. how frickin cool is that.
heres a short song, one of my favs from their first album.

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suh dudes. life has been... 6/10

we've been SHORT as HECK at work dude. its sooo bad. chill days like mondays and tuesdays feel more like fridays. i actually have to do my job. its bullshit. some guy named JB is working again, he used to work here before i was hired. apparently the dude is a legend, they say he closes custard machine in 10 minutes... how. anyway JB is a really cool guy, young, was stationed in north carolina (so idk why hes here?? or how long hes gonna be working here). the f

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STRAP IN IVE GOT A DOOZY FOR U GUYS.././././////
so last night and tonight ive closed with TT and KG. last night TT very politely asked me if i'd like to join in "shouting expletives as loud as humanly possible." thats what TT ad KG were doing all night. guys... id be wiping down tables and id just hear an errant "F*CK!" from the kitchen. so tonight was no different. a cacophony of "F*CK!"s could be heard. well KV didn't close last night so she had no idea what was going on, but was laughing her ass off at the cussing. it was like 10:02 and JB was on drive, he decided to take this guy's order even tho we close at 10. naturally TT yells, "F*CK!" (the dining room was empty so it was cool) so i go to take this guys money and he just rolls up with a really confused look like he wants to say something and im like "everything alright sir?" and he goes "oh man, i'm real sorry, i didn't know you guys had closed!!!!" and i go "it's alright, don't worry about it!" etc. meanwhile JB was wheezing with laughter and he presses the headset button and says to me "DUDE I STILL HAD MY HEADSET BUTTON ON... HE HEARD TT." and i frickin lose it lmao this poor guy heard the FUCK and thought TT was mad at him it was so funny. i give the guy his food, he thanks me profusely and gives me a 4$ tip (me: "it's blood money") and i split it with TT lol. and after he left i said "F*CK" and everyone was impressed at my shouting ability lol and that started another chain of "F*CKS" soooo yep that was my night

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