I should have worked out more during the summer. My knees are sore just from walking around campus today. I'll be sure to regain that lost endurance in my weights class.

I was going to make a dream journal on here but then I realized my dreams are way too contrived.

What is this?

My sister makes life half as much worth living.

The 🅱 meme was never funny

I'm not even tired but my eyes are so dry it makes me want to sleep.

Current mood:

Everything I want to say on here makes me sound like an emo.

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Oh ffs

Warning: Comedy, Swearing, British Politics

Idea for the name of local mountain newspaper: The Daily Does

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.

So someone TPed my house last night. I was going to the kitchen at to get something to eat and saw my cat staring out the window as he usually does. I went to sit by him and saw toilet paper strewn across the front yard. It was in the lawn, on the cars, the bushes, though thankfully they didn't get any on the roof. So I took some pictures and got to work. Then it started raining.

So here I am, picking up soggy toilet paper at four in the morning, and all I can think about is the Tarrey Town theme from BotW. I finished in about an hour.

When my dad woke up in the morning, he went out the front door and was greeted with a pile of sun-dried balls of toilet paper. I went out and explained the situation, then told him to review our security footage. Turns out the culprit was caught on tape. None of us recognized them, but judging by the way they look we're guessing it's one of my sister's friends. We couldn't get a shot of the car because our driveway camera was out of batteries.

We probably aren't going to do anything even if we do identify them, but I imagine the possibilities.

MKUltra Sun/Moon

I slept 3 hours last night, so I could either get some more sleep or play video games.

My grandma used to think that lol meant "lots of love"

I lost an arm wrestling battle today. Feels bad, man.

I want ______, but ______.

"Why would you put pineapple on a pizza? Pineapple is a fruit!"

"Then why do you put tomatoes on pizza?"

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