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About Zebora

'Sup?

My Steam profile is Sickliff.
Warframe is currently my favorite game. Check it out here.

I like writing sometimes. As far as drawing goes, I couldn't be much worse. I may post some stuff but it's nothing exceptional.

I had a Twitter (@Sickliff), but I don't really post anything there. I post all the stupid things about my daily life that no one cares about here.

Base style by HannahKotobacool

So... Yeah.
Cya.

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Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.

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So someone TPed my house last night. I was going to the kitchen at to get something to eat and saw my cat staring out the window as he usually does. I went to sit by him and saw toilet paper strewn across the front yard. It was in the lawn, on the cars, the bushes, though thankfully they didn't get any on the roof. So I took some pictures and got to work. Then it started raining.

So here I am, picking up soggy toilet paper at four in the morning, and all I can think about is the Tarrey Town theme from BotW. I finished in about an hour.

When my dad woke up in the morning, he went out the front door and was greeted with a pile of sun-dried balls of toilet paper. I went out and explained the situation, then told him to review our security footage. Turns out the culprit was caught on tape. None of us recognized them, but judging by the way they look we're guessing it's one of my sister's friends. We couldn't get a shot of the car because our driveway camera was out of batteries.

We probably aren't going to do anything even if we do identify them, but I imagine the possibilities.

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MKUltra Sun/Moon

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I slept 3 hours last night, so I could either get some more sleep or play video games.

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My grandma used to think that lol meant "lots of love"

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I lost an arm wrestling battle today. Feels bad, man.

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I want ______, but ______.

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"Why would you put pineapple on a pizza? Pineapple is a fruit!"

"Then why do you put tomatoes on pizza?"

"..."

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Monstercat Uncaged is out here.

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Zebora changed their title to "Silver Hunter"

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You know what this site needs more than a block feature? An option to edit our posts.

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Finished BotW and I don't know what to do now.

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"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety.
Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length.
And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important."

-Gary Provost

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-P. Duck Esq.

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Today marks the 5th year since I typed "pokemon" into the Google Chrome app store.

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Sometimes I wonder why I get headaches all the time.

Then I realize that I'm staring at my monitor at full brightness without turning the lights on.

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When Ordis finds the Warframe NSFW section.

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Zebora changed their title to "cabbage"

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My first ever Warframe screenshot:

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