So someone TPed my house last night. I was going to the kitchen at to get something to eat and saw my cat staring out the window as he usually does. I went to sit by him and saw toilet paper strewn across the front yard. It was in the lawn, on the cars, the bushes, though thankfully they didn't get any on the roof. So I took some pictures and got to work. Then it started raining.
So here I am, picking up soggy toilet paper at four in the morning, and all I can think about is the Tarrey Town theme from BotW. I finished in about an hour.
When my dad woke up in the morning, he went out the front door and was greeted with a pile of sun-dried balls of toilet paper. I went out and explained the situation, then told him to review our security footage. Turns out the culprit was caught on tape. None of us recognized them, but judging by the way they look we're guessing it's one of my sister's friends. We couldn't get a shot of the car because our driveway camera was out of batteries.
We probably aren't going to do anything even if we do identify them, but I imagine the possibilities.