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Dwarven work ethics explained:

Step 1: Dig down, until you reach unspeakable evil.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.

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Started playing Hearts of Iron IV (if you don't know, it's a World War II-themed strategy game) a few days ago. I'm normally terrible at strategy games, but my first ever non-tutorial game, I chose to play as Turkey, became communist, and now the iron fist of Turkish rule extends from the territory formerly known as Hungary, to the territory formerly known as Iran. Mwahaha

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Today I bought Lucky Charms and Captain Crunch from a novelty store (new zealand typically doesn't get such luxurious cereals) and holy crap. I'm not saying that they're incredible and mind-blowing, but still. Dayyyyyyyyuuuuum. Also, fun fact: cereal gets better and better the more sleep-deprived you get.

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my new fashion statement is having a seizure whenever I wish people a happpopouyytb birrtyhyjthrdaye

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There is so much coffee in my apartment, that you can get crippling insomnia just by knocking on the door.

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One of my classes is essentially nothing but a concentrated stream of tvtropes beamed directly into my brain. I'm gonna ace this paper.

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First mac n' cheese of the student life. Delicious!

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Well I almost died on Thursday night. Being fully conscious as diabetes slowly shuts your body down, whilst you're tripping out, thinking you're vomiting and can't breath because of a wizard's curse...is not fun. I suggest you guys avoid it.

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Officially moving out of home tomorrow. Finally i am an adult.

someone help

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While I may have been a little bit of a "genwunner" in the past, (though its more accurate to say that i disowned anything after gen iv) I think that I've outgrown it. Having matured as a fan, I have come to the realisation that should I find myself disliking the new pokemon because of how stupid I think they are....Well that betrays a lot of my personal philosophy. As a person, I revel in the imperfect. The things I like most about myself are my failings- Just look at how I cultivated my persona on this site; a goofy madman by nature.
Thusly, I know now that my reactions betrayed my values. It was silly and contradictory to my nature to hate what I viewed idiotic. Now that I understand this, I will be less "ugh, an ice-cream pokemon? That's so stupid. Seriously, you must be joking." and more like "Holy Shizznat! An ice-cream pokemon? That's so dumb, I love it!"

The moral of this small story, friends, is this: The difference between love and hate is paper thin. Really all it takes is a change in your outlook to flip from one to the other...

...Also you gotta embrace the goofy side sometimes.

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If somebody doesn't post in A Land Divided soon, I swear by the flock of Geese in Lemon's yard, that I will repost Leopard's creepy gif.

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Arkangel mentioned gifs and there were a few seconds between my reading the word "gifs" and my comprehension of his post where I was ready to reduce him to a cloud of radioactive vapour.

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I got to play around on my friend's 3ds for a few minutes today. I MUST get one.

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So right now Leopard and Zebora have volunteered to be placed on the "Man, I really wanna be thrown into a volcano" list. Anybody else wanna join them?

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If we ban Leopard, his gif disappears, right?

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When the dog does the smooshy face on ur arm and ur all lyk "omg im so blessed by pupper doggo now" and pupper doggo uses you as a pillow and ur all lyk megablessed and now ur da dog pope.

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I came up with this after re-reading some of Rt:Alt instead of writing my own routefic. (hooray procrastination!). It is a detailed exploration of my theoretical stats based on the system used in Rt:Alt's continuity, mostly because that makes it easy for you guys to understand and for me to define the strength of thekingofpillowland's abilities.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I have no intention of declaring that the version of thekingofpillowland described here is how I must be portrayed in anyone else's a

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My idiot dog found a toy laying around on my bedroom floor. It's 1:15 a.m. and she thinks its playtime, the idiot won't stop growling at me to try and make me play with her. By the heavens, I love this creature.

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