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thekingofpillowland:
Small: pleasure, procrastinating instead of beginning the assignment thats due on monday.








....................wait no! crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.


Friends, it appears that I have made a terrible mistake.

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thekingofpillowland:
Just randomly encountered a shiny oddish! Of course it was just while i was fiddling around with a rom. FML.

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thekingofpillowland:
If you dont treat everything as an opportunity to establish some sort of cult, what's the point in living?

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thekingofpillowland:
Step 1: Eat cereal out of a coffee mug because you dont have a clean bowl.
Step 2: Do the same thing except at 10:30 p.m.

Congratulations, you're now exactly as spiritually fulfilled as me.

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team valor

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thekingofpillowland:
tfw you post for the sake of posting.

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thekingofpillowland:
small pleasure: had a breakfast consisting of:
1 massive Mcmuffin
4 hash browns
1 chicken and bacon sub
1 hot chocolate.

Ate it all in one sitting, that crap is my jam.

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thekingofpillowland:
you can count the numbers in any order. they're all still there.

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thekingofpillowland:


I just said the most me thing ever to be said.

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thekingofpillowland:
You. Yes, you. Stop what you're doing and go help us write the damn Canadianicide story.

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thekingofpillowland:
This is less of a story and more like a gamble to see how long it takes before someone uses the word "stab".

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thekingofpillowland:
On a less homicidally-violent note, I've recently discovered a love of 1920-40's-styles of music. And as such, I'm establishing an underground speakeasy beneath the Chat Tower, for thematically-pleasing reasons. (Don't tell the mods)

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thekingofpillowland:
ANYBODY WHO DELIVERS TO ME, THE HEAD OF THE ONE KNOWN AS "LEOPARD" SHALL RECEIVE A BOUNTIFUL BOUNTY CONSISTING OF GOLD DOUBLOONS AND SPICY MEMES.

THIS HAS BEEN A P.S.A BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GUY WHO IS FURIOUS

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thekingofpillowland:
SMALL PLEASURE: WRITING AN ENTIRE ESSAY IN THREE HOURS OH WAIT NO THAT'S NOT A SMALL PLEASURE I MUST JUST BE A MASOCHIST

Seriously tho, can everyone just comment about how stupid of a decision that was, so that i might learn my lesson.

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thekingofpillowland:
I HAVE TWO WHOLE ESSAYS TO WRITE BY THE END OF TOMORROW BUT I CAN"T STOP PRCRASTINATING

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thekingofpillowland changed his title to "I make my own memes"

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thekingofpillowland:
475 NOTIFICATIONS. ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE? I GET 475 NOTIFICATIONS AND ALL OF THEM ARE FOR THE "COUNT UNTIL A MODERATOR POSTS" THREAD? YOU PEOPLE HAVE GONE TOO FAR

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thekingofpillowland:
Five seconds ago:

Me: Holy shit! 32 Notifications!
*clicks*
*literally every notification is for the "count until a mod posts" thread*
Me:

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thekingofpillowland:
I've fallen prey to the dark monster that is creating my own memes.

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Sparkleaf:
Hey
Something bothering me for a while
A little while ago you recommended avoiding the fantasy kitchen sink
Could you clarify what you meant? I'm not throwing everything in, per se, but there's been multiple mythologies thrown together from the start and I'm not about to change that.

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