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When the dog does the smooshy face on ur arm and ur all lyk "omg im so blessed by pupper doggo now" and pupper doggo uses you as a pillow and ur all lyk megablessed and now ur da dog pope.

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I came up with this after re-reading some of Rt:Alt instead of writing my own routefic. (hooray procrastination!). It is a detailed exploration of my theoretical stats based on the system used in Rt:Alt's continuity, mostly because that makes it easy for you guys to understand and for me to define the strength of thekingofpillowland's abilities.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I have no intention of declaring that the version of thekingofpillowland described here is how I must be portrayed in anyone else's a

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My idiot dog found a toy laying around on my bedroom floor. It's 1:15 a.m. and she thinks its playtime, the idiot won't stop growling at me to try and make me play with her. By the heavens, I love this creature.

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AGGRESSIVELY BRIGHT ANIMATED PROFILE PIC ACTIVATE!

jk I wonder how many hours it will be before this annoys me into changing it

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thekingofpillowland changed his title to "Will do finger guns for food"

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Psst, would you be willing to post in A Land Divided sometime?

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Its weird to think that some day, somebody who is roughly the same age as me will be the last living person to have been born in the 20th century.

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Do you have a persona?

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I was so tired today, that i spent like, 3 hours trying to remember the name of the guy who played Jerry on Seinfeld.

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Of course I strive to be a terrible person to my friends! How else am I supposed to separate the posers from the true homies?

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Please note: this is all to ensure that you, the customer, are able to have the best post apocalyptic experience that I can possibly offer,

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Btw, said hats will all be custom-made by yours truly and constructed entirely of lesser hats and random materials that I select by rolling various dice. In addition, the crafting process will only begin after I force myself into a native american spirit quest by depriving myself of sleep for 47 straight hours and then snort 6 rows of rainbow sherbet.

Disclaimer: if my death occurs at any point hefore or during the crafting process, you may have to complete the hat yourself.

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Anyone willing to help me destroy modern society so that we can regress to a feudal/post-apocalyptic world and form a party of vagrant adventurers with me? I'm offering a two-for-one deal on neato-lookin hats for anybody who signs up now.

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Realistically speaking, what sort of idiot wouldn't choose charmander as their starter? You're giving up the power of roasted marshmallows On Demand!

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The sheer number of Sun × Blake's Mum shippers in the rwby fandom disturbs me.

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Hooray. Back to work tomorrow.

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Thx for following me.

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I just managed to wake myself up from a nap because in the dream I was having, I was at a barbecue, but everyone was laughing so hard at the dumb jokes I was making that I realised it wasn't real and that I was asleep.

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You ever look at the clothes you wear and realise that you wear one outfit so often that it would definitely be what you would be drawn wearing if you were in a cartoon?

For me, its a blue and white-checkered hoodie, a light-red t-shirt that reads "invincible", grey jeans, and a few days' worth of fluffy growth on my cheeks.

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