Journal Entries

Uninvited guest

September 17, 2017 at 12:15am
Anxiety: "Hey, remember me?"

Me: "You're late. School started two weeks ago."

Anxiety: "I know, I thought I'd let you take it easy for a little while before I showed up."

Me: "As considerate as that is, for you at least, this year's gonna be different."

Anxiety: "You say that every year. We both know that isn't true, Kyle."

Me: "It is. Only two subjects this semester, then I'm done with high school. Easy."

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Okay can we talk real for a second?

June 11, 2017 at 11:18am
My computer mouse.

Has a mouse wheel.

That mouse wheel.

Is not round.

It's a hexagon.

It sits flush with the shell of the mouse.

But only on every third rotation.

So there's this compulsion to always rotate it three times.

Or a multiple of three times.

So it's not lopsided.

Sometimes I open up a new tab.

And scroll up on nothing.

Just to reset the mouse wheel.

Then switch back to continue reading.

One more thing.

This is a GAMING MOUSE.

AND BECAUSE… continue reading

I should buy some cement

April 22, 2015 at 6:01am
I should buy some cement, in case I need to hide a body. I don’t plan on hiding a body. I have no particular body in mind. But that’s the thing: if you wait until you’re standing there with a bloodied baseball bat in one hand and a cooling body in the other, it’s too late. You can’t jump in the car and head down to the hardware store for cement at that point. You’d need to change your clothes, stash the body somewhere it won’t arouse suspicion, and this is assuming you can even get… continue reading