Route 50 Quote Archive

.: The Unofficial Route 50 Quote Archive :.


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66hunter66
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(Hunter) "he didn't want the pikachu to get angry again and he didn't want the umbreon to think he was a player."
"0-<-< this young man says you killed him."
"i luvz it!! :3 but then again mix an espeon with anything, mention one, or visualize one and im happy. xd"
"i wear skirts because they accent my eyes. and muscular frame ;)"
"i think spark is pretty manly.... *pprays to be right for once*"
"Frosti: You can snowsurf on a penguin in CANADA."
~ 66hunter66


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apsathings
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"XDDDDDDDDDDDDD LISTENING TO MY NAMESAKE KATY PERRY MAKES ME HAPPY. I AM HAPPY. YAY"
"I'm glad you made another! It's so cool how you preserve all of Route 50's most memorable moments! Yee! I'm in it! C:"
"This chat is so awkward it's akward! owo"
"Uh, I have to go, uh, escape the akwardness be somewhere else..."
"Oh gosh I'm in wonna these! :D I would have commented earlier but I've been dead. XD I love these! And good idea on making the Unown spell out 'Apsa'! Thank the heavens I'm not in a black van! :3"
"*Apsa sneaks back into chatroom when she realizes she has nothing to do* <w< >w>"
" *eats the fruitcake/spits out the fruit*"
"uhhhh" ... "what is this what did I walk into here"
"I'mmm drrreammminnng of an akwwarrrd Christmasssssss"
"* Akwardphobicsmileyabsol sneaks into Twill's fridge and takes the 'tea'"
"* Akwardphobicsmileyabsol sneaks into Twill's fridge once more and takes a HUGE swig o' 'tea'"
"hey you guys" ... "isn't the sky pretty"
"hey Twill, why are the bottles in the back of your fridge marked 'tea' instead of tea?"
"Is it weird that I don't know how to ride a bike? :)"
"AHHHH *explodes*"
"yeah MVVVVVV" ... "VVVVVVV" ... "heehee" ... "v" ... "vvvaccum"
"Twill: I'm sober now <u<"
" MV this hurtssssss"
" :angry: I WILL KILL MV by firing the orbital friendship cannon in his face"
"* Akwardphobicsmileyabsol revives Twill and eats a hot dog with mustard at the same time"
"* Akwardphobicsmileyabsol eats half the Twill pikmin ...8DDD"
"NO NOT THE TRUCK PLEASE HAVE MERCY ;^;"
"When you mention her, it feels like she dissapears or she's gone. :c"
">_______> you silly goose bronie's intestines are made of rainbows and their horns are sunshine."
">U> you can tell ye3r joke if ya want </3"
"xD Tyops everywhere!!"
(Re: the truck) "djgfvbshdklaaaaaadujkslahu" ... "NO PLEASE" ... "IT'S POKEY'S TURN D':"
"I like raisins not grapes. APSA LOGIC!"
" I actually saw this on the news so I'm like, hell, I've nothing to lose"
"Akwardphobicsmileyabsol finds MV's stash of human souls, dips them in wasabi sauce and eats them"
(Re: "this is awkward") "*akward"
" ah yeah I've noticed too many Homestuck cosplays at ANIME conventions @__@"
"Yeah, ANIME conventions should be limited to ANIME. Keyword: ANIME lool"
"Well, yeah, but it's annoying to see Rainbow Dashes and John Egberts running around a lot"
"I had the worst experience ever with an America... Who forced me to play the Pocky game... /shiver"
"IT'S OBVIOUSLY MV YOU GUYS even though I tend to blame him for everything mehehe"
"I grab my USB drives and handle them like pistols"
"I mean the site's good! The only thing is it looks to professional to hold such goofball members!"
"I have drawing supplies, but I can't draw. /apsaproblems"
"* Akwardphobicsmileyabsol flials into the chat once more, hitting MV and knocking down various things"
"I SENSE A PLAUSIBLE SHIPPING ... whooooooooooops shouldnt've said that eheheheheheh"
"He's a pretty kawaii anime girl, that MV"
"The comment below this is arkward. The comment above this is akward."
"* Akwardphobicsmileyabsol uses FLAIL! it's super effective!"
"/me flails into the chatroom and throws a pencil sharpener at MV"
"MV. I have decided. YOU will be the Botswana!"
" /me flips over a table and hides behind it"
"I hate pears, so in my mind, rage tastes like pears :p"
" /me hides her Insyte posters and trinkets"
"N is... TOO MAINSTREAM"
" *flails around MV's feet* I am a marshmallow, a happy, happy marshmallow"
"Omg Ruby you're making me sad xD GURL LOOK AT DAT BODY"
"I have no ships *foreveralone*"
"Crazy!Apsa is crazy! AHAHAH /twitch"
"//BLUSHES FOREVER"
"You can't trust ANY foxes... not even MEEEEEE"
"When I tell my dog to go away, she just circles around to my other side... DOG LOGIC"
" I put a no-no word in Join Avenue >:D"
" Nooooo, let's keep him here for entertainment >:D *shot*"
"WELL, Froco, you missed 12 of my birthdays, so buy me 12 shirts :3"
"OOH! INSPIRATION! *flails into the l;urking corner, pen in hand, with a creepy smile*"
"HI, I love you all (not creepy), and hopefully I'll get my internet back so I can come on here more often! :3"
"First kiss *flails* :'D"
"Imagine if birds had the ability to fly through things. Like, we would have to deal with birds swooping around our house and they'd have to make bird repellant and stuff"
"What did I do to this poor, poor base. x3"
"*A blood-soaked Apsa crawlflails back into Route 50* "I'm back, and I'm staying back.""
"Ooh, yes, must get in some RPs (and preferably ones that won't die.) xD And thanks, it's suggestive~"
"i had to come back on here because i got some Inspiration for my book but I hadn't written in so long and my writing feels really clunky.... so im like looking at my old writing and stuff to see my transitions from like descriptions to dialogue and stuff. so yeah"
"school is lame and unimportant (punches school building) take that administration"
"* Akwardphobicsmileyabsol gently strokes the chatroom wall like a young man feeling the material of a finely tailored suit"
"everything is blurry abnd i am in pain eye doctor can kiss my tookus i dont neeed glasses"
"IM SO SICK I THROW UP AND THEN MY STOMACH IS EMPTY BUT ITS LIKE "LOL UR GONNA THROWUP MORE" AND IT IS S O P A I N F U L DAMN JUST LET ME EAT FOOD WTF"
"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHEESE FACTORY THAT EXPLODED IN FRANCE? THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT BUT DE BRIE"
"happy easter and to those who dont celebrate it happy average sunday"
"my audition for being a marketing manager: hey guys, please buy this lowfat 50 calorie hidden valley ranch dressing (guzzels entire bottle) my family is dying and i have 0 control of my bowels"
"i confuse arkangel and leopard and pokey bc they all have similar icons did they plan this are they screwing with me all they all the SAME PERSON find out next week on 60 MINUTES (sound of clock ticking)"
"it keeps getting worse and worse huh... a generation of gross, abusive women are being spawned all thanks to Tumblr Dot Com :^) luv it"
"our dryer broke so this morning i walk in to my living room to see like 4 pairs of pants hanging threateningly off the chandelier, and when i go to the living room there are shirts along the walls and socks draped across chairs and bottom line im scared my clothes are gonna attack me"
"instead of calling someone a scumbag, call them a scumbox. i think it sounds more hip"
"im thinking what if sharks were magnetic u got a lil hammerhead with alphabet fridge magnets on his head that say "helo im shork""
"[gently raining outside] me: hey maybe school wwill be canceled tomorrow"
"hhey guys, just went driving with my sisterr and like 16 cars honmked at us and i taste blood please pray for me"
"also theres some pokemon whos like fire and water type????????????? and its legendary and i want it its called volcano onion ring or something like this is so wild i love pokemon i lov e"
"BABYS FIRST SHINY ITS A HOUNDOUR AND I NAMED HIM STVICIOUS HE IS MY PRECIOUS"
"my favorite villager is fang he gives me things and hes nice and if that makes me a furry then i guess im a furry"
"I HATE IT WHEN I TAKE PILLS AND THEY GET STUCK BETWEEN MY TONGUE AND THE BOTTOM OF MY MOUTH IN LIKE THIS UNREACHABLE CAVITY AND I CAN'T DIG IT OUT SO I JUST HAVE TO SIT THERE AND TASTE THE PILL DISINTEGRATE AND IT TASTES AWFUL"
"this sounds Lame-O but i hope i can like make a difference in peoples lives someday like, idk, how am i supposed to do that if i cant even get my own life straight"
"im so done i just unscrewed a bottle of carolina barbecue sauce and guzzled it down. carolina bbqsauce is superior now excuse me i have to use the Bathroom"
"no?????????condecendingquestionmarks????????? but seriously why does everyone put so many question marks now a days. like its really weird to me??????????????"
"eenghhhhh???????? that was a confused noise i made i even said it out loud to test it"
"WHEN YA FEELIN SICK AND YA LOOK UP YR SYMPTOMS LIKE A DUMMY AND THEN YA REGRET IT WOOOO WEEEE"
"ugh......... t-shirts like why are they all so thin, i dont like that............... just make it normally........ i dont wanna wear a cami under it........... makes my tiddies sweat"
"do you ever just come across a person who seems like a character in a movie"
"I looked in my notebook apparently I wrote an idea down last night and all it says "food"
"What would you like me to do, Katie? id like you to shut ur stupid circle self up how about that huh Cortana..... if that's even your real name"
"wait no I feel bad for typing that IT WAS A JOKE I DO NOT WANT CANCER"
"AN APSA DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND"
"give me your anger and i can maybe do something productive with it bzz"
"new rule: nobody is allowed to look at me"
"i wanna be outdoorsy but nature makes me nervous"
"reported them for spamming and not even a minute later all their messages are deleted and im just like..... I Have the Power :^)"
"the worst feeling in the entire world is when you go to wash ur hands and u have Long Sleeves on and some of the water gets on ur sleeve why is it so uncomfortable"
"if theres southeast and northwest and stuff, why isnt there northsouth and eastwest"
"i honestly do think people are touchy. they get offended easily. words that were fine to say, no one would bat an eye, are suddenly like, ableist or racist or sexist or some other -ist. just imagine for a second how draining it must be to get offended so often"
""whos ready to repeatedly ram their head into a brick wall I know I am"
"ID LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY, JESUS, MY PARENTS, UHH OH GOD THEYRE PLAYING THE OUT OF TIME MUSIC UHH, THE PRODUCTION TEAM WHO WRITE ALL MY POSTS FOR ME BC IM ACTUALLY JUST AN ABSOL BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN,"
""I Swear to Gosh if you so much as point a camera in my general direction I will destroy it NO PICTURES AAAAAGH DELETE THEM ALL""
"and I'm not saying that like, video games are superior to traditional sports or anything, but theyre a hell of a lot safer, exciting once you get into them, and theyre gonna be The Next Big Thing"
"the police knocked on my door this morning to tell me to come to school. can they even do that. go away I want none of what u are selling. let me fester in my bedroom until the sweet release of death"
"its not men vs women. its men and women, and everyone on this earth, coexisting together. "
"You notice a wall of text in the cbox. your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter." (gdi apsa)
"route 50: access denied. me: huh what an interesting thing to happen. maybe i should post about it on route 50"
"THE JERK STORE CALLED, THEY'RE RUNNING OUTTA YOU!"
"i got some cool gifts for christmas. some socks (not lame ones. fuzzy ones. theyre the best). a nice journal. a bank account in my name (accoding to Mom and Dad Apsa im "old enough"). they probably think im gonna be Responsible with it but im gonna renew my wow and twitch subs lol"
"also, expect memes actually when are there ever NOT memes...."
"lasagna is just glorified noodle cake can I get an amen"
"so no one thought to check in on apsa after that whole spider fiasco huh? i could have died probably definitely. "
~ apsathings^cool (Akwardphobicsmileyabsol)

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AnExplodingRuby
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"Hello Twill--SKY RUN TO THE HILLS RUN FOR YOUR TAILS"
" Moosics? Are you listening to cows mooing songs?"
"stupid church bells ringing outside, it's not like they're signalling the apocalypse. Or the moon falling with an angry face on it"
"Anyways, I deal with random nommers, Bob-Ombs and Freaking Giant Hands (FGHs) too much to worry about Tails Doll |D"
"hey ksy ...AARGH. THE YPOS. THEY BURN"
"Wall: Apply Directly To Forehead"
" ...that reminds me, are those gloves STILL HERE?!"
"Even in Training Mode CPU Zeldas have an OCD disorder concerning Down-B ._."
"Ground Control to Major Twill~ Ground Control to Major Twill~ Take your candy tails and put your helmet on~"
"Have a break. Have a Kit-Kat *Doubleslapped* HAVE A TASER. HAVE A KAT-KAT *Comet Punched*"
"NO, WINDOWS, I DON'T WANT TO INSTALL THE WINDOWS UPDATES >:U"
"lulyouwha <w<" ... "Okay the Topic Train has derailed"
"I'd just throw him off a tower if he wasn't... you know, N. N IS, LIKE, THE INSYTE OF UNOVA"
"ALL THOSE BEATEN UP AUDINO ARE FOR A GOOD CAUSE"
"but then N might find my Pokemon machine-gunning them" ... "and then he'll probably kill me. D"
"'NO UBERS, FLAT RULES ONLY' God these people belong in a SSBB tournament"
"N MAKES ME THINK MORE "WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM" THAN "DAMN, HE'S HOT" *shotshotshot*"
(Kat) "'Cause we're all COPYKAT'S now. xD;;"
"Hi Twill you serial hugger you D8"
"...Twill, please don't chase around your tails like a dog... X,D"
" Ohai Sparkederederederedereder...p.'
"PUTTING EVEN CREEPERS TO SHAME, JUST BY WALKING ON THE SACRED SOIL IT STANDS ON"
"...ANDANDAND, THERE WILL BE A DOUBLE RAINBOW IN THE TEMPLE, AND IT WILL BE ALL GOLDEN AND DIAMONDY AND STUFF, AND IT GOES DOWN TO THE BEDROCK AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE WORLD."
"PARABOOOOOMMMMMMBBBBB! *...parachutes in*"
"If Homestuck and Little Pony collided... oh god it would be a disaster... WITH A SIDE ORDER OF MINECRAFT."
"INCLUDING RICKROLL DIP, NYAN CAT POP TARTS, KHAN CAKES, AND ALL YOUR BASE MUFFINS. PART OF A HEALTHY MEMETIC LIFESTYLE"
"*random* PIT used HIYAYAYA!! PIT's attack missed!"
" Perfectly cleaning the room is like trying to get a Cascoon to jump over a fence - it's nigh-impossible. At least the Cascoon doesn't have to worry about stalkers that... do things o^o"
" what is you talk about"
"THEN GET A TWILL NOM, IT'S MANDATORY >:U"
" "Hi! :D I'm a random little bug that'll make a mess with my posterior strings!""
" "xD" 3X COMBO!!! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!"
" My god about half of you will be dead by the end of the year."
"I loves my stalker~ <3"
"OH MY, DID I SAY EXPLOSIVES?! *presses the Random Button*"
"Warning: Side effects include extreme cuddlyness and fluffing up."
"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO INFINITY AND stuff"
" I have a generic accent. 8D Be glad I'm not a tea-drinking, stuffy british accent woman."
"MINECRAFT DEMO DO I HAVE TO BLOW YOU UP FOR YOU TO BE INTERESTING AGAIN?"
Modern teen dictionaries are made of leet speak, what are you talking about.
"You can't deny it. Just like I can't deny MY crush. ...*snuggles with Tace* mytacey."
"WHO USED THE TIME MACHINE ON ME?! >:U And why do I still have a 4 on me? <w< Is 4 like my lucky number or something?"
"... *presses the Random Button*"
"Aww come on, don't you wanna hug the glove~ :3"
"NOT SO BRAVE NOW ARE YA BOYS"
"Congratulations! Your LATIN evolved into ENGLISH!"
" HERE HAVE A LOVE SONG VERSION OF ROUTE 1 *shot more*"
"<w< THERE WILL BE POKEMON MUSIC... AND THE DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG TOO"
"AND HAVE A POP VERSION OF THE POKEMON THEME SONG WHILE YOU'RE AT IT"
"If ya really want me to play on le server... |D"
"Just don't blame me if I get blown up while trying to kill a Creeper. |D"
" I'll fill it with some lovely grass and flowers AND BLOW IT UP AGAIN!"
" Instead of, say, grabbing your hair and flying off in a rainbow?"
"I hope people have had fun being waiters or waitresses near a cinema tonight! :D *coughTwilightcough*"
" *rides Herobrine riding a pig riding a chicken riding a squid riding a cow* 8D"
"@TwilightLucario You mean happy "you're gonna gain weight today" day? :D"
" Aaaaa kids these days and this Skyrin thing"
"I get my butt kicked by skeletons and spiders and creepers all the time"
"Hahaha I have no idea what you're talking about"
" Oh god this society is a wreck as it isss *presses the random button and has lamb chops rain down*"
""~Adapt~ like an ~Eevee~""
"Ever had irish cream-flavored cream?"
(Tace) "YOU WILL REGRET THIS! >c *mews*"
"* RubyPikachu throws poison water aside and drinks an Antidote straight from the container"
"Happy decoration-removing day? D: How is that happy"
"*throws some boxing gloves at DP and Spark* HERE. HAPPY BOXING DAY. >:U"
" If anyone was TEMCO, it'd be Navarr... him and his 22 loves"
"He has an affair with the number 2"
"|3 So did you celebrate New Years at all? ...Or has it not happened yet? XD"
(Tace) "We'd kill everything ... And still manage to squeeze out a moral at the end of the episode"
" ...Well, I was talking about Pope but Navarr can go screw himself too."
"Did Spark finally write something other than a rewrite? Is that why he feels accomplished?"
"That'ssss a nice houssse you have, Ssssky..."
" I have no technical experience D: Just experience at blowing things up..."
"my EX Stuff works differently - on rage instead of... whatever it is that triggers EX Burst/Mode"
" Whatever the case, it could mean the beginning of a new problem... the Eeveelutionbots."
"It could be worse, I guess... It could be ME running into EeveeBot."
"whine whine whine kitties whine whine. <w<;;"
"But snide comments are fun. :3"
" wow, chat death... ahh, I can see the wounds"
" WHO USES PENCILS ANYMORE |3"
"WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE"
"YOU WANNA STAND OUT IN THE STREETS???"
":u I'll have you know that Route 50's the closest thing I HAVE to a real life. But then again, I have been ignoring it so eh."
"|D Twill's afraid of drawings."
" PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE? :D"
"ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FAKE A RANT JUST TO GET HER IN"
" this is an insult to RubyPikachus everywhere"
"* RubyPikachu presses a button, pouring "exploding chilli flavor" popcorn onto Grov"
"what would you do DP, make Adventure Quest avatars *blasts off*"
"HI, I'M A KNOBHEAD WHO CAN'T SPEL VIEDO GAMES RIGHT"
" Spark, I can't hide my feelings about Pope forever."
"It's like saying I'm going to blow up randomly, because you know I boom"
"that bar probably has explosives rigged all over it. as a security mechanism"
"kawaii is desu"
" go type with your eyes closed c:"
"oKAY WHAT IS THIS ABOUT A TEREZI LOOKALIKE THAT'S APPEARENTLY IN HOMESTUCK NOW ... IS IT A PRE-SCRATCH ... IS IT FROM AN AU"
"* AnExplodingRuby has a realization and quietly laughs herself to bits"
"DID SOMEONE OPEN THE FLOOD GATES OR WHAT"
"I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET AND RIP ITS GUTS OUT"
"This chat's entertainment chance is like a Master Ball" ... "It never fails"
"* AnExplodingRuby tosses blue balls at Spark"
" I'm a freaking pacifist compared to these guys... And I use bombs"
"I've got the boom inside me."
"Aww look guys :D A cute fox sleeping in the corner :D"
"I'm on the edge of my couch... my hair is magically blowing from the excitement"
~ AnExplodingRuby^cool

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AnnaBondevik
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I got Grounded for another week over stupid dishes...
"*Wonders what Dog Treats taste like* ......................."
"-glomps because she can-"
"...Why am I such a Night Owl whenever there are electronics such as a 3Ds and a laptop near me??"
"Thank mew furry much Typh :33"
~ AnnaBondevik

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Apivo
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"hrrm. I know what will bring users back. *scatters cookies all over the sb* ; w ; "
"whhy timezones why.. ; A ; everyone is active at around 5 in the morning where I live, I'll never be able to stay up to talk to anyone. "
~ Apivo

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AquaTail
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AquaTail

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Arkangel
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"I am unaware of halloween in this country... But in England people knock on your doors every minute"
"* Arkangel_The_Destroyer summons King Midas to play tag"
"Nyeh. You know a spartan laser would only glass me. I own the deserts. That's 33% of earth, bro."
" Everyone, look at the difference between me and MV. No soul, too many souls"
"I've had enough of this dimension. Time to make a neutron bomb and evacuate rt50."
"My Blackberry autotyper has Apsa for Awkwardphobicsmileyabsol, Typh for Metatyph..."
"D: Kai...whuh...girly...impossible...does not compute..."
"I just had the strangest night ever, filled with weeping angels, large cannons and burning Kai's eyebrows with a zippo."
"I use a bucket of dirt. You should try it! Plug in an ethernet cable into a bucket of dirt. XD"
"Upon learning how to properly use NPC based console commands in Skyrim... EVERYWHERE IS GIANT CHICKENS"
"Skyrim logic: Yeah, you know that guy who killed a dragon and ate its soul? Let's mug him. "
"If you could chose between world peace and Bill Gate's money and income... What color will your sports car be? "
"Hard for me to stay awake at day. Hard for me to go to sleep at night. I hate life. "
"The Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day / And he then died of cardiomegaly"
"Some people are spiders. You feel the urgent need for a flamethrower when you see them."
"Have you ever woken up and thought, I feel the need to throw a microwave at a small child's face? No? Aww."
"Thank you, Indonesia, for having the EIGHTH SLOWEST DOWNLOAD SPEED IN THE WORLD "
"You know you belong in Alcatraz prison when half of your ebooks are about making poison, volatile chemicals and weapons out of household items. "
"Take me! I'm a menace to society! A MONSTER! I'M A MONSTER D: "
"Whenever I say the word human, I can't help but say it like it's a disgusting disease that should be contained and destroyed Which it kinda is"
"I want to hit you in the face many times with a sledgehammer = I wish for this fundamental tool in demolishing structures to acquaint with your face. Repeatedly. "
"Whoa, I have this great urge to write a bunch! > has no ideas"
"Whoa, I have a brilliant idea! > has the urge to play games"
"All of this sucks! I'm gonna delete it all. >10th rewrite"
"Damn it! That previous one was better! > saves"
"I had my haircut today. I can already feel my power ebbing :("
"SimCity taught me more about economics than school does right now."
"Three thousand words. Two essays. One day. Let's do this. ... Goes to 9gag"
"Aliens aren't visiting earth. Because if they are 65 million light years away, they see dinosaurs"
"Happy birthday Typh! Let the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake!"
http://route50.net/stream/post/47158
" Do your work Typh ._."
"Poetry should be burnt like toast. Poetry I hate the most * Arkangel sparkles"
"I see you peeking Typh -_- Do your work"
"FEX x TYPH YESYESYES I CALL IT BEDSHIPPING *flies away*"
"So if sky eats her own tails... *shudders*"
"Arkangel changed his title to "Fear the reaper? Ha! I'm her brother!""
"tfw you finally get the courage to look a girl in the eye. medusa lol"
(Re: roaches) "the ants have evolved to use armored vehicles"
"When You Type Like This My Eye Twitches And I Want To Slam Your Head Into Your Keyboard"
"where are all the sour patch parents?"
"damn i really want a big ranch like some people in the us seem to have. so i can build a spaceship so I can get the HECK away from the US electoral candidates"
"when you have school but you also have about 10000 words of fic that ain't going away. hooboy I'm gonna fail my exams and its gonna be so worth it"
"i uh. managed to learn 'your house is on fire'"
""Staff, you may stop us now and end our amazing streak. But know this; for it is simply a matter of a single blow from you to destroy us all - but despite this, we have nevertheless managed with our weak bodies and small minds to drive what little advantage we did have to prove that despite your power - you are not absolute. Such gods can be defeated. Kings - killed. The collective power of us all is something to be feared."
"we should get ribbons tbh"
"4 years 8 months on this site. just realized how many emojis we have"
"foaming at the mouth right now"
"pretty sure that barring bots we've set the record for highest post rate in a single thread we were hitting off a maximum of 6 posts per minute"
"it's gonna keep me up at night. "he wanted me to say 'i love sausage the whole time""
"it was meant to be me. i was meant to be the one destroying you"
"who's miss information and is she cute"
"i would do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups and a 10 km run every day for her"
"why is everyone being hit by boobs what"
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~ Arkangel^cool

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Atticus
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"To Kill a MockingCardinal"
~ Atticus

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Aura-Flare
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"Did navvar play a prank again? I'm a freakin muk for my username ! Change it back!!!!!"
(imitating Kittu) "KITTENS mEOW. I DONT gIVE Words tHE pROPER case"
"Rule 6: Do not force the ENTIRE roleplay into frequent battles. There is much more to Fire Emblem than just war."
"Well, I guess my trip to Rose City Comic Con was a success. More people knew what character my cosplay was than I thought."
"If you scramble the letters of "Jack Russel Terriers", it spells out "carls jr likes tererus" Illumonopoly confirmed."
"I wonder what the annoying excuse is this time that 2016 is an "important" year, like how 2012 was "the end of the world" or how 2015 was a back to the future time."
"Keep in mind that even the most badass of villains, whether it's Sephiroth, Broly, or Walhart, all have to take painful dumps every once in a while."
"like a shadow of something poetic that would sound cool, Aura spontaneously materializes"
"Have you ever had a weird crush on one of your friends, but you can't tell for sure if its an actual crush or not? Am I attracted to you? Do I just like hanging out with you? WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I"
"Wait- so if selkie has fox ears poking off the top of her head... then what's on the sides of her head?"
I have many methods to quench boredom. *hands you my business card*""
"My favorite trope is the janitor wearing headphones who continues to clean despite the extreme action in the background."
~ Aura-Flare^cool

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A1v1n1
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"Newbie Potato Drawer"
"I saw someone get chased by a deer. Today was a good day"
"I was not aware how tiring making doughnuts are ._."
The government said that all school will be closed tommorow because typhoons are dangerous.... All schools but my school that is ;w;
"HOW IS THE BANNED SPAMBOT STILL POSTING. I call hax!"
"I might go down one math class because I can't answer 5 questions :("
"A potato is way faster than a bucket of dirt!"
"noms on potatoes*'
"The IT people there are like cavemen sometimes"
"*clicks continue reading* I immediately regret this decision"
"All you people with snow, be grateful, I am in school as I am in a tropical country ;w;"
"Looking at the activity from Route50 in 2011-12, I want that kind of buzzing activity to come back ;w; "
"I found Meta's old fanfictions in my old laptop and for some reason, they are all chapter 10
*is considering to upload to pastebin hue* "
"Happy orbiting around the sun completely in a certain period of time anniversary!"
"Rule 1 of Route 50: Maybe if you refresh it enough more things will appear"
(Re: bovinlep's April Fools prank) "Why did you have to stab me before giving me the present"
"Today, history was made. I would like to thank my fellow comrades who worked with me for the past 2 hours being no-lives. Kittu, Janwu, and Arkangel"
"it has orchid. gud gaem"
""
"A suddenly potato appeared"
~ A1v1n1


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Balmy
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Wow. For a second there I thought that the world was stuck at 11:59 PM for good.
~ Balmy

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basscannon (AngelicUmbreon)
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"> >:3 MV Ive got something for ya"
" Mae: >:c Dont break my cyborg"
"But I want to see your scar. D:"
":) *thinking about burning everything to the ground*"
"* AngelicUmbreon approves this thinking :D"
">:c Feel my Angelic Wrath Fishy! RAWR!!! xD"
"*lurking MV's base*"
"Man stealer!! >:c"
" I was told at school that if I were a witch I would turn into a cat ( and I thought of myself as Blair and almost wanted to die)"
"But I want to see your scar. D:"
"* AngelicUmbreon comes tumbling into the cbox and crashes into a wall"
"Now I am hungry and Im out of jellybeans and Faygo (<-heh lol actually Fanta)"
"Yes I know that *Appears and stabs MV in the back* *flees again*"
">:c Stupid human is blocking my way to the reincarny *rage clicking everything*"
" * goes to kill the reincarny* Now wheres the teacher's lounge?..."
" I like saving and destroying the world :D"
"My dad is sitting like L while working, Should I be worried?"
" /me uses Cat Spirit Two Out of Boredom"
"No. Some Im becoming bored and mental. So much so I almost wanted to throw my DSi out the window then jump out another one."
"BTW I found this by my art supplies *holds a disturbing doll*"
"Sorry, I can't have people harrassing my cyborg with rabid cats."
"*finding it hard to type with paws*"
"MysteriousVaporeon: Hey MV, my mom is on the phone w/ your mom :3"
"Honestly, leave the poor magical girl alone."
" I have to go back into the Hell known as reality, Auf Wiedersehen Curvee"
"The Pokey is a Spy!"
" T_T You are something sis."
"Might want to cross more then just your fingers Sparks"
"I told my sister that when she turns 10 Kyubey will ask her to make a contract. She said she was now freaked and asked me if that happened when I turned 10. I told her yes, and that I made a contract. I told her that I wished to become an Incubator and that I will be the Kyubey that asks her to make a contract. Am I not the best sister ever? xD"
"EnergeticEevee: Shush child, or contract will happen"
"xD My picture for the license makes me look like a criminal"
"Uh, good for you... While I just sit here eating corpses"
"* basscannon guards MV with life and afterlife"
" I'm to tired for this... *falls asleep on MV xD*"
"You need to postpostpostpsotpstopstospotsptopost"
"Just kidnap Peach and tell Mario to fix your plumbing in return for her..."
"In Elementary school, whenever MV would try to get back at some dumb kid I would stop him then proceed to take revenge on said dumb kid."
"Well atleast it's not on fir- Nevermind... Oh well *shrugs*"
" I have finals that I need to study for.... But I don't wanna... *grumpy spider noises*"
"It's cool to see what my godfather has been up to. The same godfather who would play guitar for me and had a pet king cobra"
"Welp, time to kidnap Christmyste"
~ basscannon^cool

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Bee
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"OF COURSE YOU KNOW I LOVE GLEE. ;D"
"scribble-ness y/n because I feel like taking a break from writing this long roleplay post somewhere oh my gosh"
"okay, sounds good! ..you are making it YES :D"
"and stop avoiding fool. >:1 i will also be slapping you like sky will when she finds out.. oh wait, she did. ;P"
"Why thank you~ You too. Lol, whateverhisnameis died because I died. fffff he could've been with Rose~"
";3; I knew you never liked me for my inner self~ Only looking on the outside.. how shallow *shot*"
"I GOTTA FEELING, THAT TONIGHT IS GONNA BE POPE'S NIGHT SOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHING"
"And I object to me being better at Swotsy in anything. Swotsy is so much better than me~ But, if the comic says so.. *smirksmirk*"
" :'D I love pirates. Especially old, wrinkly ones who can't determine one's gender."
"I will just hold you down and yell, "GLEE GLEE, THE BEATLES, THE BEATLES, FOB, FOB!" in your faces."
" I WILL EAT YOUR KYOGRE D<"
"... *dies from awesomeness* Stop killing me. xD Seriously, this is awesome. +__________+"
"If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the beauty category 0:"
"THIS BIO IS BEEFY! :D MOO! DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!"
"Come on, Frosti, you know you love the Luvdiscs"
"Twirl, you're evil xD"
"* Bee falls in? :D"
"Bees are terrible. I understand. *nods*"
"They kept invading my old computer room ;__; Pretty terrible summer."
"But, wassup guys? :D The ceiling of the chatroom? Yes, I know!"
" Everyone's taking a break... Still doing homework. *cheer*"
"I WILL SAY IT TWICE BECAUSE I'M NICE HURR HURR Happy birthday, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrl! ? You're amazing I love you you should get all the awards for being... for bee-ing... frosti. burr. Uh, what I meant to say is that I hope your birthday is awesome and stuff. :')"
"are you feeling frosti i mean frosty"
"brrrrr turn down the temp it's getting frosti in here"
"canada is too frosti for me"
"*scoffs* that's not even funny okay your puns are lame jk jk I just felt really frosti"
"I DON'T BELONG HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE........... or should i say bee-long here........"
"I couldn't think of a title so I just put the file name. :-) Whoo, Persona update and also personal update: I'M GONNA DRAW ALL OF YOU HOPEFULLY AND YOU'LL ALL LOOK GREAT AND STUFF "
"bee wears big sweaters and jeans and stuff but why shorts? I wish summer would come to Canada because it is so dANG COLD "
~ Bee^dir


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Blake_S_Myth
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a good pun is it's own reword.
"Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bug types bite."
" (those parasect get everywhere when you're not lookin')"
~ Blake_S_Myth


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BLURSH
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"BLURSH & FEX ARE COUSINS... AND THE ONLY CONTACT FEX HAS WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD *smack*"
"You'll never truly be satisfied, though. I believe the best writers are cursed with discontentment on so many levels. Just when you're happy, you find something wrong with what you've done or get discouraged about something. But, keep with it, and you'll eventually die a legend."
"Just remember that each year you become or should become a better writer. Therefore, what you wrote a while ago may need to be updated periodically so that it reflects your newer, improved writing abilities."
"Good writing takes time. DO NOT POOP OUT BOOKS. I will not work with prolifically stupid writers."
"Sparkleleaf is the cutest name ever. Sorry, I tend to butcher usernames and nicknames. Don't mind me. I used to call Kronakitty, Kronakat. And I call Fex a cornucopia of strange nicknames."
"I know people here may have a preconceived view of me or prejudice, but I try my best to be a good friend, despite the rumors. And, if you need anything, I will be happy to help. Writers stick together!"
"I think I need a life. "
" I am going to cancel my chemo treatment tomorrow. I just want to fall off the face of the earth. Haha."
"Aw, you named the bridge Rick. That's nice. I name inanimate objects, too. For instance, I gave Fex her name. *shot*"
"Oh, I have my husky! That's right. He's the guitarist in the toy animal band Plush. Because clearly all beanies must have intricate histories aside from their tags."
"I believe this site is just a nesting ground for teens and young adults with sleeping disorders and a love of puns."
~ BLURSH

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ButterflyWings
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"Ef is my kitty"
"No, mine are cuz myNAME is 'Fang'!! pfff I win"
"Frosti has joined the red side!! YUSH!!"
"she? who is 'SHE' xD"
"lol No worries, I'm not a stalker... yet"
"OMFG!! You are SO good, Flare~ ! Oh yes, yes you are! lol I mean wut? DO I WIN A PRIZE?! xD"
~ ButterflyWings


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charlotte057
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I hope you can keep up :D -rides off-
"Guess what guys? I have 57 grandmas. 57 whole grandmas. that's a lot of presents"
"I SAW A TUMBLE WEED TODAY... AND ALSO ATE SOME REALLY BAD EGGS, N A PRETTY GOOD BISCUIT THO AND THEN I GOT A HEADACHE CAUSE IN WALMART OUR CART WAS SQUEAKY N THERE WERE LIKE 5 CRYING KIDS ;-; "
"Somebody please take me to a pokemon center! my toes hurt so baaaadd..... and I could really use a nurse Joy to hug.. "
"CAN'T STOP CHEWING NAILS HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP :C "
"Sweaters are neat. Because they're made of meat. wat"
"1 cup of coffee is just 2 rattatas now... Plus, pokemon intrest, every year they give you 2 pikachus and a rattata! :D"
"Queen size bed for a kid. I'm spoiled"
"Spark you need to take a break from LotE. It's taken over your life and will soon drive you insane."
"None for me? :C That's fine, I just have to wait 30 days to become alive again."
"-Sneaks on by, looking for the forums- I know it was somewhere near here..."
"Why does no one ever laugh at my witty comments? :C"
" 'Back in my day, we only had video games with stunning, 3D graphics! We didn't even have holograms!' "
"Ya can I have some of that please except not the cold part though"
:usercharlotte057:

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ChocolateEevee
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(Ryu) "Ryu's head shot up, giving Koumori a deathly glare. 'I'm going to MURDER you.'"
(Aisu) "I can sorta tell that a "boyfriend" is a thing. May I have one of these?"
(Aisu) "What do you mean by "my type"? I understand that he is a ground type and I'm an Ice type. Is that what you're referring to?"
(Aisu) "I-i remember 1 thing my mother told me before she died. If 2 pokemon hate eachother...That may mean they secretly like eachother. Just like Ryu-chan and Kourmori-san!"
"IS THIS SCRIBBLE TALK MY EARS HEAR?"
"Lol OH THOSE OVER CONFIDENT TRAINERS MAKE ME LAUGH HEARTILY 8D"
"My usb cablet does't fit in the camera's holething"
"Post it on the shoe club kthx... oriwillsendexplodingmangoafteryouinthenight"
"Nobody's allowed to hear of this conversation"
"ATTENTION... FROSTI HAS BEEN EATEN BY AN EAGLE FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT A BULLET BILL IS"
"ATTENTION... FROSTI GOT KILLED BY A EAGLE FOR NOW KNOWING WHAT A BULLET BILL IS"
"TETRA AND JACK SPARROW MAKE PIRATES AWESOME"
"I'M AT THE PART WITH THOSE FREAKING ARMORED TRAINS"
The water temple mindraped me so I had to retstart as teh result of unable to find the last key
"have you whipped Zelda in ST until she killed your face with a sword"
"I WISH TO CAPTURE LINEBECK'S SEXINESS WHEN I DRAW HIM :C"
"i'm doing a collab with myself"
"A rat is harassing Zelda. She's a afraid of mice derp"
"And there's these super powerful phantoms everywhere and can kill Link in one hit"
"Now Sky would be a good mod... She screams at everyone"
"I was playing Platinum ...And I was in the Eterna Forest, looking for murkrow ...And I spent a half hour trying to find him and then only I realized he was only in Diamond OTL"
"FROSTI STOP DRAWING CUTE >:U"
"Everyone's asleep except for us Californians"
"I'M WATCHING YOU SPUD. >8C"
"Reading: YOUR FACE. Watching: YOUR CAR. Playing: YOUR WII. Eating: YOUR FISHBOWL. Drinking: YOUR TABLE. "
"The problem is " ... "If I sneaked back onto thecomputer" ... "my mom would catch me" ... "because she's a light sleeper"
"Just because I have 4 fireplaces doesn't mean I'm a pyromaniac"
"* ChocolateEevee throws tea cup at Frosti"
" I'm gonna go watch that video" "AGAIN" "brb for 9 mins" "YOU CAN'T STOP MEEE"
" WHATEVER YOU DO" "do not call it" ""Twilight""
"I would prefer, "Youareallscrewednaywaysbecausethere'sainsaneshadowlugiantheLOOSE""
"IT SOUNDED LIKE SPARK TELLING US TO GO POST IN PF... perhaps Frosti married Sky's male twin"
"* ChocolateEevee pokes Frosticream [lol]"
" * ChocolateEevee burns Spark in her furnace for what he said about Peeta >:U"
"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT" ... "I HAVE A FURNACE"
"c:" ... "c:" ... "c:" ... "c:" ... "c:" ... "c:" ... "/starestarestaresmilestare"
"* ChocolateEevee burns bag with LAZER VISION and continues to smile c:"
"with all des new memburs dey bound to make new arepes"
"I crashed into a bus in 3rd grade once"
"I RETURN" ... "with a stomach full of rice pudding <3"
"* ChocolateEevee GOES TROUGH DRAMATIC CHANGE SEQUENCE AND TURNS INTO ... a eevee"
"wait hold on... I CAN FIX THIS" ... "* ChocolateEevee uses magical powers and turns into a garchomp"
"Fear me, for I am a land shark jet thing"
"I seem to be the only land shark jet thing in the room"
"* ChocolateEevee puts Frosti in her fireplace and uses her gaskey to turn it on c:"
" * ChocolateEevee shoves Spark into her fireplace and turns in on C8"
" * ChocolateEevee disposes of ashes >_>" ... " I told you I disposes of them" ... "I'M ON A ROLLL" ... "* ChocolateEevee disposes of ashes"
"crazy shark on the loose who burns people in her fireplace"
"* ChocolateEevee throws Frosti and her rainbow powers into the fireplace" | "* ChocolateEevee throws Sero into fireplace with the marshmellows" | "* ChocolateEevee tosses Ce into fireplace ouo" | "* ChocolateEevee cleans out fireplace" | "* ChocolateEevee cleans her white carpet too"
"<___<" ... ">____>" ... "gosh dangit frosti" ... "That's an expensive carpet" ... ">:U"
"* ChocolateEevee tries to vaccum Frosti out of carpet" ... "no get out of my carpet" ... ">:U"
"I can just imagine myself burning people and hiring the ghostbustersnd luigi to get rid of ghosts while eating rice pudding"
"* ChocolateEevee burns Frosti again" ... "That's for staining my carpet" ... "xD THAT'S A SIGN OF LOVE"
"* ChocolateEevee kicks Sparks down the well" ... "* ChocolateEevee pushes him down and puts a lid on the well c:"
"what else do you expect from a 13 year old girl"
"rice pudding=key to EVERYTHING"
"I wanna go eat some more" ... "like" ... "now" ... "ikrr" ... "It's heaven in a bowl when my mom makes it" ... "<3<3<3"
"I will bribe the buizel army" ... "WITH A CHOCOLATE VOLCANO CAKE" ... ":D" | "Fine" ... "a giant chcolate volcano cake" ... "WITH A FREE BOX OF PEACHES"
"* ChocolateEevee falls through the roof" ... ">___><___<"
" IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO GO" ... "TAKE THIS:" ... "You recieve a Choco :D!"
"I TOTALLY HAVE A GARCHOMP ARMY" ... "therefore you are all screwed"
"MY AMAZING LAND SHARKS" ... " SHALL EAT YOUR WEASELLLS"
" omgg I'm playing pokemon red and" ... "I named gary a profanity"
" it's always us at this time in the night. Curse the Pacific Time zone hnngg"
"FROSTI IS THAT YOU" ... "*runs through a field of flowers liek in the movies*" ... "*trips and breaks*"
"it's kinda sad how me and my friend are the only creative people in our class xD"
" it sucks because my parents won't buy soda because they say it's bad for you, which is true, but it's so delicious /sob"
"well yes I plan to join it [...] and die immediately"
(Pop) "Okay Pop you can do this you are a men's lady."
"dftbh I feel like I don't deserve all this amazing art sob"
"HAH halo i am so terrible at it... seriously I am terrible"
" I'm pretty sure swosty divorced me a lot and apparently we're married again??"
"lol sweet jesus you guys I'm suprised Poki's base even loaded and loaded the comments as well... also i am here to make this comment chain longer I MEAN- uh... meow"
"lol what" | "i feel honored. xD" | "i was quite a violent child wasn't i" | "hmmm anyways this is amazing and ily 8'I"
"omg frosti is your last name actually schugs"
"I used to be, as well, me savvy... but then i took an arrow in the knee"
"i want to splatter paint my room with glow in the dark paint"
"i love you 8'| When's the wedding"
"* ChocolateEevee rolls everywhere omfg i cant sdtfg"
"frosit help" "bugs" "giant" "bugs"
"and i was like "aww bby you're beautifu-"" "next post" "GIANT BUGS" "
"frosti subeta rp y/y"
"god hates choco"
"my honey nut feelios..."
"id change my username but this is my Brand"
~ ChocolateEevee^cool

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ChocolateHydra
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"I need attention at least once a month or something or else I get depressed"
"oh my freaking hell my hand writing omg it got worse"
"tbh it kind of feels like im surrounded by old people reminiscing about the past. Like, I'm going to try to explain it as easy as possible."
"I feels like that one place you join at the end of it's days, You know? Like, It used to be a powerful kingdom. Making alliances, Fighting battles, And winning, Claiming land, Growing it's empire. The men there were fit, Handsome, And tall. A force to be reckoned with on the battle field. The women were pure Goddesses of Beauty. Fair skinned which reflected the sun's light, Making them seemed as if they glowed and a smile that would put all the suns to shame. The God Of Fortune rained gold down upon that kingdom. It was one of the many kingdoms that forcefully planted it's roots in the earth, But one of the few kingdoms that were large. Then, It came. Ragnarok. War of the world. It was as if, In that one night, That the many different gods that all the people prayed to abandon them. Turned their backs on them, As if ignoring someone abusing a kitten, Lighting it on fire. Everyone fought everything. Brother fought brother, Father fought mother, Father fought daughter. All the kingdoms fought other kingdoms and themselves as well. It lasted hundreds, Maybe even thousands, Of years. Until, It all ended. Just like that. They realized their mistake, But the damage had been done. Few had survived, Everything was in ruin. Bodies piled up until it reached further than the sky, Their blood touched everything, Leaving everything red. The blood filled the rivers, The lakes and even the seas until they, Too, Were red. They got together and made a place, Almost good enough to call home. A port town on the Northeast side of the land they forgotten it's name to long ago. the port town was calm and quiet. Almost nothing happened there, But enough happened to keep kids entertained and the young men, Now old, Fighting in the last years of Ragnarok laughed bitterly at themselves and the past."
~ ChocolateHydra

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CIVILIAN
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"I want a Fox Man!"
"Now I need to buy a lute and write me sum songs... where could I get a freaking lute anyways?"
"Swotsburger, how bout we go into the lower chamber for your initiation? For initiation, i must lick you in very random places."
"DID YOU KNWO MEXICANS CAN'T GROW BEARDS! "
"I can't exactly reach my back pocket, considering my hands are superglued to the front of your... upper torso."
"I once had a dream that I realized I was dreaming."
"Funny, I usually snort for a minute and giggle for an hour."
"Does anyone mind donating some Internets?"
"Did you know that if you play Justin Bieber's songs backwards you can hear Satanic messages? Even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Justin Bieber."
"I'm trying to get this girl to write "EF" on herself. :I" ... "Erhm. She's pretty."
"Haha, yeah. And of course, the most unbearable was the math. But maybe that's just me. I think the reason I hate math tests the most is that you have to remember things AND put it to use. NOW WHO IN AMERICA PUTS THINGS TO USE!? THIS IS MADNESS."
"OH THE HUGE MANATEE!"
"Temco may or may not be what is or isn't whether or not apparently is indubitably of certain possibility, The Game"
" Emag eht tsol ouY ...I regret nothing."
"But if that happened, than you would have already kicked him, causing Spark to not do that, but then that wouldn't have happened, so ti would have. wat"
"Goodbye, notifications, how thou art dearest to I. "
" "You have no notifications." What have i done"
"*not too late* I've been bein quite the play'uh lately."
" Most of the awkwardity came from my friends and friend's friends and friend's friend's friends and their stepsisters bugging me nonstop to ask her out. Not to mention they made it incredibly obvious."
"spinspinspunspunspopnspin"
"You just need to learn to self induce schizophrenia.'
"now why in the name of whatever has spiral-designed italics not been invented?"
"Ey, nav. Heard your son got his name changed. I spell that right? c-i-vil-ia-n"
"Nahh mate. I need a guitar that ryhtmeically fires pure soviet liberalism in manifested in the form of buttered sound"
"NEW JOURNAL CAUSE THERE'S NEW STUFF TO TALK ABOUT YEEEEAAAHAHHH"
"duude my dialogue is set in stone man, it's all preprogrammed. even my existentialist rants are the product of some shaggy bedheaded programmer-man who thinks he's being clever. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE"
~ CIVILIAN

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Clouded-Immortal
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"Everybody deserves at least one friend."
"So this is my thrid time coming back around, and I'm actually going to commit this time.~ Some of you have seen me lurking and posting lately, but I just wanna make a re-re-re-introduction. "
"o I'm trying to do that 400 question thing but there's like a page back button right by the arrow buttons and I keep accidentally pressing it when I'm halfway thorugh the questions. ;v; //crying"
We have foxes running around in our area all the time; One time a beautiful gray one lived in my backyard with its kits. cx
"We have all sorts of animals around my area, lots of kitties. ;u;"
"Yeah, in the middle of the woods pretty much. xD"
"Sometimes it gets lonely because I'm so far away from everything. ^^;"
"Absol is life. ♥"
"LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOUR HEEAARRTT "
"People were smoking weed in the back of my Bio class. //bangs head against desk "
"MY FRIEND BOUGHT ME A FOX TAIL TO WEAR I AM SO HAPPY"
"Or when you have a good idea for a story, you write it, and it comes out like crap. //sob"
"So this time I brought my art supplies but left my sketchbook at home. Way to go, me."
"Our washing machine hella leaked so now there's gross water all over the bathroom floor, in case you were wondering about the top event of my Saturday morning."
"I feel really awkward when I upload art like once a day because I feel like nobody else has a chance for their art to be looked at. I literally fully draw like 2 things a day. //sob"
"So many 4/20 facebook statuses"
"We have summoned almost all the babes"
"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE IN CHAT. HOLY CARP"
"I'm totally not procrastinating a 2 page Morocco essay due tomorrow, nope not at all"
"who the fuck invented research papers tbh"
"you know what else is deep? pools that are over 5 ft when you're 4'10""
~ Clouded-Immortal

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Coolio
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"Euphoric was the word of the day yesterday for me."
"ShannaBanana. I thought you got it from the story I told about how I preformed with her before?"
"I guess I'm just too used to Twiggy, you know? But hey, what if I was talking to my Turtwig, named Twiggy, but I accidentally posted my message here?"
"Death Mountain is a little less gloomy once you get used to it. However, hearing the music over and over gets a little old, you know?"
"I'm sorry Starry, I have to BRB *uses chest muscles to rip off shirt*"
"My poo was wonderful. It smelled like daisies filled with sweet, sweet nectar"
"Uh oh. My love, I must leave you to the C-Box, my game is beckoning me. The withdrawl symptoms are too much for me to handle much longer. x.x"
"Lawl, it would be awesome if a book could fall out of a book randomly. Like. The book cloned itself inside itself *shot*"
" And I never had human children in Starry. :c"
"SAME THING. I am the man, so I guess that works? *derp* We had four puppies and a demented duck. >:1"
"But... Since we're sisters, all of our children are results of incest, so our dogs are mutated. *nod nod*"
" NEVERMIND THEN. Yes, I will EV train for you, my sexy Swotsy beast. <3"
":c It's okay Sky, we all love you, even if Gummi's computer doesn't."
" Shh. Nobody knows the fourth one yet. >.> <.< *shot*"
"Dude, my friend in orchestra plays that on the piano to annoy everybody"
"xD;; Well, we're all multitasking and whathaveyou"
"Or you could be like me and my chao and pretend I haven't seen the requests piling up"
"Navarr, you have a name. C:"
"I used to cheat at family card games by biting my favorite and the best cards. 12 years later my parents finally noticed. xD"
"Temco may or may not exist. Isn't that all one needs to know? o:"
"xD Oh gosh these jokes. YAY I HAS AN AMULET COIN. :D"
"Yes, I do have to dance at least once in the chat *nodnod* /late"
" Yes. Red 3DS. I am so excite. Even though I can't get one. xD"
"Skuntank is the size of a puppy sized elephant, come on now"
" Swotsy is partners with everybody, man"
"xD Oh god guys I love you so much I can't express"
" I'm here because I'm sweaty and need to cool off on the ice /shot"
"Okay guys. I'm tired of staring at naked men @_@ /art history homework is all nudity and nothing else"
"I don't know what to think about MAD @_@ It goes against my belief that internet stuff should stay within the internet and its dorks"
"Aww Spark I'm so flattered, thanks a bunch! <33 /glomphugglesquish I haven't commented on the other parts because I can't really think of what to say, but I really enjoy this story! C:"
"Spark we've only been nerding all over the chat about Revelations for about a month. *shot*"
"What if it's not Twill who's controlling us, but somebody else who also controls Twill?"
"It's too bad she stopped conversation with me entirely around the time she quit EHQ *sigh* I think about her a lot :/"
"Frosti, you and Choco were supposed to like. Hook me up with a person. But that never happened for some reason. xD Then Starry and I decided we were married and everybody had romantic endeavors with Swotsy"
"Ah homework. I'm not doing mine until later, which is probably a horrible choice but I don't care at this point. xD"
"DP. How abrupt. xD I have to stay here for now, but I will keep your offer in mind"
"I like to pretend I'm making burritoes when I wrap sculptures in bubble wrap before I ship them. It re-enforces the idea that I want to eat them while I'm making them."
" Sky you are such a hot topic of conversation right now. xD"
"Yes! It's been bouncing back between Hawaii and California. It used to come to Florida every 4 years, but they tossed that because they're afraid of hurricanes or something. :C"
"Oh my gosh my boyfriend just called me a silly newt. BEST NICKNAME EVER"
"I was talking to my boyfriend and he goes "I've been such a silly submarine" instead of saying "I've been busy today. MY BOYFRIEND IS A SUBMARINE, GUYS. <3"
"So when you microwave bar soap, it turns into a cloud. Life is amazing."
"As I was typing a message, instead of writing "shy people" I wrote "shiny Pokemon" and then I realized it actually kinda made sense as a parallel"
"Haha Zigzagoon is a superhero! C:"
"Oh gosh I hope my cat didn't type anything weird for you guys. I went to go play Nintendo Land with my family and she was all on the keyboard @_@"
"FROSTI WAKEY WAKEY"
"Pfft oh my gosh those kind of people are poopy... Like people who hate the Wii U because it has M-rated games on it"
"I totally read that as "No it's my mom" as in, you didn't want Sky stealing your mom"
" Coolio likes to sculpt Charizard *_*"
"I AM HOME :'D So happy to see my kitties and bed again <33"
"(no face for you guys because I'm sick and gross)"
"Oh yeah! That's my motorized 'Zard figure :'D He walks and flaps his wings"
"You know, I mumbo, you mumbo, he, she, me mumbo. Mumbo, mumboing, mumbology the study of mumbo?! It's first grade Samus!"
"Brae you and I are on the same level all the time man. Peeing and pooping everywhere"
"it's always nice to have a Coolio in the chat"
"Gosh there's so much creative stuff I feel like doing after 10:30 why"
"I HEARD ABOUT THE HOENN REMAKE AFTER MY EXAM TODAY AND I STARTED CRYING TOO MANY EMOTIONS ALKDSJG I AM SO HYPE :'D"
" My cat just opened 9 more tabs of Lobby. How"
"I had a dream last night in which I went to a store and simply bought all of the amiibo I wanted from the next US wave, also the three yarn Yoshis. Goodness knows that isn't happening |D"
" Is it because the aura of butt is still here, silencing everybody in awe?"
"It was free and I wanted chocolate alright"
~ Coolio^cool

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Creamsicle
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"sorry ma'am, my pager is set on "vibrate my bottom""
"I mean who just leaves all these ZOMBIES lying around like that"
"I need to know it was at least a proper sacrifice. WELL NOW BODIES... ARE YOU VIRGINS"
"Yes only accepts virgins, and I'm quite sure swotsy has raped at least a few of them"
"Kat's going to be very mad when she sees you bloodied up the carpet of her favourite lair."
"The bodies? uhhh.... that's not important right now."
"do you guys have any tips? I think my problem is not knowing how to reply or maybe because I'm afraid I'll take the rp somewhere weird and twill what are you dooing with those"
"WHY HELLO THERE MY SWEET STRAWBERRY TART
"unless he truly is a moron at all this, erm, partying business."
"Ice is my best friend ever and lover and we spoon every night and... OKAY I'M NOT DOING THIS."
"I would love her an' feed her an' care fr' her an'..."
"I WILL TELL SKY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"
"...for some odd reason I was about to reply, "ham sandwich. and you?""
"...and as a low, hushed wind whistled through the sweet grasses of the plains, people stopped to listen. to some, it was a beautiful melody. to others, an ill omen of hard days to come. but to those who listened closely, they could swear they heard a faint whisper echo throughout the hills... "poooooooonieeeeeeessss""
"byeeee~! may the frost be with you >:0"
"navarr isn't invisible! legasp!"
" I got bit by 3 kissing bugs today vwv" "there are too many bugs at my school I mean. that is what I accomplished today--being tasty"
" Frosti: skype? I want to sing at you for no good raisin"
"you can make it up by drawing all the male staff in french maid outfits later"
"mv wants to jack frosti"
"you know whenever we meet it's like we're just bounding across some grassy fields while a certain song by the turtles plays"
"I had a glasses tan at one point. reverse racoon, anyone?"
"I pop into this cbox and suddenly 'cream appreciation fest 2012'"
" I got drunk off of a brownie once"
" she cannot escape my dungeon of looooove :3333"
"let's get serious here: I am unsatisfied with my art! now, before you come rushing at me with 'oh no shut up honey boo-boo ur bootifuls' ..."
"shakes butt @ every1"
"I MESSED UP BBCODE IM SO EMBARRASSED I CAN NEVER SHOW MY FACE ON RT50 AGAIN GOODBYE"
"yes hello is this town hall my husband is calling me a memer how can i file for divorce"
"shut up about snow days are u trying to make my veins burst with extreme envy "
"dear art friends ive known for years here on the ol' rt50: please stop improvin... just wait for me... im catchin up reeeeal slowly... *huff puff*"
~ Creamsicle^cool

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Cube
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Well you do have swee tea with rum navarr, you drunk. =3="
"Wow, at the end of EoS, Dialga is an ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
"yes gammacube, it sounds like gamecube, which I love"
"Pony stuff in case mv is lurking"
":3 everypony is there... EVERY PONY"
"Oh yeah, i went to this kansas city brony meetup thing last wkend, i forgot to mention that... ^^;"
"Nah, i kid. Im a great role model. I have great grades, im just too lazy to do my hw right now :X"
"ILL DO IT LATER... IN THE MORNING TOMORROW PROBABLY :333"
~ Cube^cool

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Curvee
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"Im gonna eat him if he does it again."
"* Curvee is trolling people on iscribble :D"
"I never knew trolling people was this fun...."
~ Curvee

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Cue
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"PS2 is Pokemon School 2, right???"
"What the peanuts are you talking about???"
(Ex-TEMCO Representative) "This is now TEMCO HQ."
"My cursed form would basically be a VERY small girl with short hair. Or a tiny pichu wearing a red flower bud. XD"
"*grabs a billion packages of confetti and fudge bars and shoves it into cannon*"
"* Cutie_Eevee fires up cannon and chocolate covered confetti fills the room."
" YAAAAY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ <3"
" o_o; coughcoughanotherroleplayer?coughcough KK Mae"
"o_e My soul. Is officially. Taken out."
"If Kyubey was real...and I was going to be a magical girl..my wish would be...to be a neko princess. One that spreads love and joy to all places of the world. One who protects all living things and nature itself. <3"
"I love gum. 8D *chewing 6 pieces of trident gum*"
"So many roleplays Pokey makes, yet I don't bother to join. Why? Usually, I fall behind because they plot rush. (doing all-nighter posts)"
"I was like a total internet know-it-not when I was 9."
" I want my contract back. I dun wanna be a magical girl anymore. ;__;"
"Agent Cue: Always giving evil doers their just desserts and working for candy"
" Myste: OMG I thought you said Twilight Sparkle"
"EUBY CHAT WIT ME"
"Today, I become a Pokemon Trainer, AND a trendsetter! (Bought Style Savvy Trendsetters)"
" My starter streak has been all water and grass, this is my first fire starter. EVERR"
"You weren't. Besides even if you were, here's a good explanation: I WAS NINE. XD"
"We need more events. More roleplays. More...uh...carp can't think of much "
"goo I mean good"
"I realized that I have inserted myself with an interest in angst and horror and gory RPs (in other sites of course) what have i done"
"told you ya couldn't handle it pokey. accept your demise"
"*looking through really old RPs I made* KIDS, WE'RE GOING ON A CRINGE TRIP! :DDD"
" if you do use my old embarrassing rps and stuff as blackmail i will end you"
(imitating Sparkleaf) "Ok you guys who the fRICKITY FRACK KIT QUACK TOOK MY STUFF In TERRARIA I WILL END Y-- Holy crap is that a fox"
"i ended up dodging his attack. so then after my turn, he switched his weapon. to a daikon radish. usually it does low damage. so we'd be there for a while until i was whittled down. BUT THEN THE GAME HAS THE AUDACITY TO LET HIM LAND A CRIT ON ME WITH A RADISH"
~ Cue


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Dark
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"Why does Nanoha have to be so good at making friends "
"Picking your D&D character race based on how fun it would be to draw #justartistthings"
~ Dark

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Darklite
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"Glaah why must I be so eager to draw her stuff? ;w; *slaves through more shading* Actually, I just like to complain. Her smile's so worth it"
"IT'S THE DERP OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT, STAND UP TO THE DERPING OF OUR RIVALS~ :DDD ;D"
"@Sparkandleaf I've adopted the "^^;;" Emoticon from you- and now I use it EVERYWHERE D:< *fistshake* ;)"
"@Sparkandleaf Maybe I already have ;) But thanks for the advice... I think I'm constantly kicking myself over somethin she hardly notices :P"
"@WoldRBAppears ... Untrue as that may have been, not to mention tolerating hundreds of quotes... Thanks. Really and truly. :) Lemonjello |D"
"Ga'ah! <insert obsessive love tweet>"
"... But I died. :P Then, literally as I get back into the lobby, she skypes me! :DD Dang that girl has timing... This's like the 3rd time xD"
"Eheh... true... I gues... but... in my totally biased opinion... there'd never be another like her D; *shot*"
"My sisters would just go ahead and get married- no more All my Single Ladies xD"
"Mmyes, Without Kat, R50 just plain isn't. :) //gratefulnes"
" Aughhhh this girl is only talkative when Im on other chats D:"
"@_@ KAT HAS BUILT HERSELF AN EMPIRE OF BROKEN HEARTS?? D<"
"preaches highly allegorical and soulful trumparables"
"Spark you dashing hero xD Erm, I mean, the rhythm is strong in this one |3"
"@Pope Yes my disciple, but one day the Son of Band will no longer be with you"
"Spooky, but amazing, mate :'D Very well done, any Poke/Horror outside of creepypasta seems like it would be incredibly hard to pull off, but you did it prefectly. C| //favefave"
" Route50 is full of a lotta spontaneously witty people. Its pretty dang awesome"
" Go conquer some cuttlery Choco >B1"
"we should go in a public square or something and start speaking in latin and acting posessed"
" Spark and Xeta just sorta... exist over there, unrelated to all and assunder *___*"
" THE LEGENDS SPEAK OF THOSE WHO WALKED THE FACE OF EHQ"
"(psst guys has a Kat-murderer R50 fanfiction been written yet??)"
"Frosti's skype list is secretly her hit list guys 8| /newtheory"
"guys Routelimpics has been amazing to watch. So much so, that I think we need a shipping olympi-//slain B)"
"dude this chat is like lazarus on crack"
" hey Max, I guess you could say you have... socks appeal"
" in fact, Life references a lot of things it would take a while for tyke!Ben to understand aslkjashdjka"
"but Frosti, its just because you're more... down to earth B|||||||||"
"Spark, you could charm the black unfeeling stone right out of an Eeveebot's rusty ribcage."
"wow Frosti pizza guys use snow mobiles and dog sleds? *____*"
" okay but can we just take a moment to appreciate "spockleaf"? 'another rewrite would be illogical. and yet...'"
"editing my base style has always been one of those things that I'm super psyched about until the moment I start doing it? MAN UP BEN"
" Fex: I feel like this game only exists in Frosti's and DP's hearts. its like, a physical manifestation of their rivalry or something"
"Frosti is actually like 99.5% sheer ambition"
" and thought Frosti left because you were on top of her"
"wait. Chroma. are you back in <a vivid shade other than black>??"
"later Luce! O: hang Luce /stabbed"
"Icy: the obvious explanation is that R50 is basically a sitcom: we never change"
"COOLIO IS THE ASIAN"
"ite can't dig the scantily clad fighting chicks?"
"waww Spark /ditches date, takes Spark to prom"
"frick why do like 7 adults need to confirm that I am going to this prom"
"the only thing that gives me any sense of time is school, during the summer I dont even know who I am"
"The internet is a series of tubes filled with cats. Sometimes, the cats fall out."
" DP's ego is actually the next shadowy marauder to terrorize Route50"
"DP isn't dyslexic, but he's dys-flexic"
"how else is mae going to sleep without dp softly crooning into her ear"
~ Darklite

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DarkPegusus
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"I'm going to the zoo tomorrow... Imma steal a tiger kitten"
"I CALL SKY SKYEH NO ONE ELSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"My computer got a SATAN DEATH VIRUS (my own personal anme)"
"Question? Are any of you not caucasian, because that is how I imagine you all except Twill."
"I think I might haz a RP idea formificating in mah brainz"
"I HAD A CHEESETURKEYBURGER THAT TASTED LIKE CHEESE"
"Kat, can I have a job? I am a good cook! ...But I am unemployed! If I dont work, my kids will starve!"
"I had an idea for an RP... Its about these guys and they do stuff and meet other guys"
"FINISH THE SPRITES NOW OR I WILL DEVOUR YOU SOUL AND THEN EAT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND THEN STOMP ON IT UNTIL IT IS DUST AND THEN EAT IT AGAIN"
"STROM TEH GAYTES UV TEH LEEDERZ"
"Frosti does... stuff. Yes she does. AND THEY ARE VERY GOOD GOSH DARNIT. D: She loves her Luvdiscs. :3"
"What is disgusting about ripping someones heart out so you may have another?"
"Kat is a sexy dancer... Must stalk Kat for the sexy"
"I HAVE RANDOM"
"Animal smells like pheramones can be atractive...or so I've heard"
(Peggysus) "Keep it this way for a while, but I want it back soon"
(TheLeastDarkPeggysus) "I WILL STRANGLE YOU"
(Waldo) "WHERE AM I?"
"You could name it The Great Escape From The Battle Factory That Likes To Make Doulbe Rainbows Of Doom More Intense And All The Way "
"WILD DP FLED FROM BATTLE AND THEN TELEPORTED AWAY AND LEFT A BRICK"
" Are you a Jirachi, because you make all of my wishes come true."
"Are you a Flareon, because you set my heart ablaze."
"I am a Pokemon trainer and you are my Pokemon. I will now put you in the Daycare for years upon end until you and the other one breed a shiny baby. Then I will rip your newborn child from your arms and raise it to be a machine of destruction. :D"
" If I was a Dialga, I would stop time so you and I could be together forever"
"We are all such Nerds XD"
"I can do this. I just need to find books. BOOKS WITH THINGS WRITTEN IN THEM! >:D"
"* DarkPegusus kills Spark so hard that he dies to death"
" He doesn't have a AHSXING Stash, he has a hidden stash"
"But....but he said and the stuff and the word with coherent meaningt"
"POPE YOU SATAN! I HAVE SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS ;A;"
"I hold my sandwich in the air sometimes, Saying Eehhhh Oh, I ordered Mayo!"
"I throw the Moon up in the air sometimes, Saying Eehhh Oh, There went the Day-o"
" N.A.V.A.R.R.- Navarr Attracts Vixens And Retarted Robots"
" Sodiac. A brand of soda that only tastes good if you drink the brand that is made for your Zodiac sign. GENIUS!"
"In the spirit of it being 8-16-2011, I will expect the story to be 8,162,011 words long"
" You all need to clear the area. I'm having an idea!"
"Not necesarilly bridges, but just things in genereal... I threw Twill off a stump"
"* DarkPegusus dives into the Chat's Floodwaters" ... "* DarkPegusus pulls the Chat's drain"
"FOX :D" ... "I read that you are still sickly"
" I am epic win"
"The longest word in the English language, and perhaps all languages, has 189,819 letters"
"I demand 17.6 of them. *takes his 17.6 Cat-o-Lanturns* PUMPKIN KITTEHZ! :D"
"NO RUBY! THAT'S MY ESSENCE OF CREEPER!"
"But I tend to do better at games when I put them down for a while, so in a few minutes, I will eat, and he will taste the cold steel of my blade. :D"
"Pokey, you don't scream at Sky, she screams at you."
" Sky has been yelling at people for what, three, four days now? I think it's official."
" I am also always on the chat. Except when no one is on and I have better things to do than sit here."
"Oh, Spark. Did I ever tell you what I learned yesterday? I am TEMCO. The equation was DP = *Subject*, *Subject*= TEMCO, so by math, DP = TEMCO"
""I would take it as reflexive reasoning, becuase we proved that I was whatever, and that TEMCO also was, therefor, I am TEMCO, or we are closely related.""
"Xeta, make Spark come back."
"TEMCO, while it may or may not be an organization, is mysterious. Or, it could be normal."
"Just as I was about to say that we have had this conversation before"
"Honestly, sometimes I forget that you're still in college"
"* DarkPegusus beats Spark with a stick"
" I gave you every nickname that is your name with a few extra letters ever"
"Spark, you aren't even an anthro. You are a grilled cheese sandwich."
"* DarkPegusus goes to gather forge-y things"
"And then Navarr gets to bugfixing and then maybe gets a break"
" I shall write a wonderful something-or-other for it :D"
" I could, but I'm eating and I have homework XD"
"Which would involve me eating files on the computer"
"Frosti, get on Facebook. I want to creep at you."
"Frosti, fax me some money. This speaking has made me want to own this."
" I can fax you ten dollars and then you fax it back"
"Childern of the Corn 17: Revenge of the Revenge of the Corn's Children's Revenge"
" I am a HoodRat, thank you."
"YOUR MUMBLINGS ARE EVIL. That is how you show your DOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
"Well, MV thinks he is related to me. For some reason. Spoilers, he's not."
"I will now go do bird stuff.
"Frosti. Can I take you on a majectic trip through the skies?
"Frosti. If you don't show him, show me :D
" I'm like......a guy version of Rarity. With the colors and the stuff and things."
"I obtained a female companion :D"
"Frosti, as a Dark Pegasus, I thought I would be black. But I guess also being the Lightest Peggysus.....
"Frosti. YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD NO BUTT-NIFICANT OTHER"
" Peggy wants to be a Hamtaro"
"* DarkPegusus does bird things'"
" Move him. He is my "son""
"Frosti. What in the slew of curse words is up with that Cuil Theory?"
"POPE! DRAW THINGS! FROSTI SAID SO!"
" You dirty Loon"
"Everyone seems to know eachother so well. And stuff. And now you guys are starting to meet IRL. And I'm just sitting here like: Yo, I live in a triangle."
"MV, there are some aspects of me that you will never truely understand'
"Frosti this is. So. Odd *throws Frosti off a small building*"
"Hey. Your dumb. Also, Happy Birthday. And stuff.""
"I'm royalty. It explains why I'm also a knight, a blacksmith, and a scientist. And a baker."
"I can DP. Because I am DP"
"It's funny because we're having a semi-storm at my house and right after it hit 0, the wind picked up"
"Aurore, since you are a girl, go touch Frosti's butt. It won't be wierd."
"How do you expect me to get a box to 1234 Frosti's Road, Michigan in two days?"
"Lunch isn't real"
"Xeta negates people when she gets on >w> <w<"
"You die if you starve to death"
"I lost more weight because lack of hunger lead me to eat less. DARN/PRAISE YOU FIBERY CEREAL"
"I punched a kid in 4-K because he was listening to the teacher and not to me."
"WHY THE SWEARWORD DOES MY INTERNET KEEP DYING"
"What's up, guys?! Doing homework at 3 AM ROCKS!"
" DON'T DO IT! HER FLYGON! HER DAMN FLYGON! "
"Just realized how fun college isn't. This semester is going to be looooong! "
"Happy Birthday, Kat! Keep up the aging thing! Love you! "
"Got a copy of Megaman Battle Network 3. My collection is now complete, again. Shit is about to get real."
"Xeta, Frosti says hi and that she loves you"
" See. She was there. And then she was here."
" In my underdeveloped 12-year-old mind, everyone was white except for Pope."
"Xeta, your voice and face match fairly well. In my underdeveloped 12-year-old mind, everyone was white except for Pope."
"Spark and his 30 Facebook friends"
"Yay! Dentist tomorrow! I wonder if I'll be told to floss and drink water?"
"I don't like people sitting on my bed. We have chairs for a reason."
" Ironically educational of our history"
"The fire......I'LL BURN THE FIRE! WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOUR FIRE BURNS!?"
"Fro ur a trap Ooooh....You have the boobs, too. Kthxbai"
"I saw it and just....."Something ain't right here....."""
" Go play for BF. He will fawn." ... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. GURL. HE LIKES YOUR FACE"
" I may or may not be TEMCO"
"Spark's Derpy Lance Made Up of a Degree in Lit"
"Steven David Loon. ... WJAT!? THAT'S RIGHT?!"
"I AM PHOENIX! HEAR ME SQUAWK!"
"OUR GREEN SLIME WATER IS GREAT"
"Don't fret, Pop n' Fresh, I made my roommate watch one episode and he fell in love with it. Watched it all in a day."
"YAY! DEAD PARENT SHAME!"
"DROP THE QUALITY OF YOUR ART!!!!! OOOOHHHH! SICK COMPLIMENT!"
"Spark. Go turn the site on. SPUR VARIOUS ACTIVITIES"
"YOU NEED TO DO AN APRIL FOOLS THING, YA HEATHEN!"
"(Fro loves sex. She's totally into it)"
"Unless you end up coked up in a ditch asking me for money. I won't be proud, then. You'll be on your own"
"First World Problems: I have anime to watch, but my dad is awake. He'll be weirded out if he sees magical girls flying across the screen"
"Despite what the intro tells me, it seems to be entirely focused on Madoka NOT BECOMING a magical girl. IT MAKES PEGGY ANGER"
" Should I call Fro just to tell her she's a dork?"
"SHREK IS LOVE. SHREK IS LIFE. Shrek is also gross"
"It is LOTE! The epic tale of love, loss, and Insyte!"
" I would post my friend's raps.....if they weren't totally perverted and inappropriate :D"
"LOTE, the story of Insyte and his first world problems!"
"LOTE, the story of Insyte and his brand new iPhone 4S, the day the 5 came out"
"LOTE, the story of Instye and his well-paying, but boring job!"
" R50: The Instye Story. Madooka Magooka"
"Why does Kyubey have to be evil? HE?'S SO FLUFFY!"
"(The Megaman lover in me wants to hurt you :D)"
"Father is awake XD. I'm a girl, I know :D"
"I just ate. Time for more food! #ImHungryEveryday #NotJust420"
"No want write paper. need go. sad pggy bye"
" I need foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood"
"Now I have to delete all of your old Tumblr from my history and go to the new one a lot so it comes up when I hit 't'. #FirstWorldProbs"
"Friends, Routians, countrymen. Lend me your ears: What's up?"
"Yep, you're a dork!"
"Groudon is best don. Kyogre is worst ogre"
(Re: what kind of sandwich) "Butter of the Nutted Pea"
"I.....I can't remember if I ate at all today..... I had some candy at like 9 AM, but that's it, I think...."
"Sorry, we were shooting an opossum with a pellet gun #ISwearI'mNotARedneck"
"Wating on my dog to do something with the opossum he caught. I want him to eat it. It's still alive"
"Spark, I'm 100% done with Flex's town. Don't make me hate Pokemon."
"Good. Social media is the devil. *checks social media*"
"If I get a Snapchat, I'll just send you pic of my dog"
"This just in: Peggy is going to be lame with you guys"
" I can't use the thing thing I use if I need to use my name XE"
"i'm a dork, but if I need to use my real name, i use something like ca$hmoney or something *dies x1000"
"Sleep now and forever hold your peace"
"if your girlfriend is in bed, then all of your attention should be on her. Wink wonk"
"And with Flex at my side, nothing can go wrong! *hears the screaming of hundreds of redshirts*"
"Little Miss I Could Have Went To Harvard"
"It's nearing that time when I would drive to McDonalds and satisfy my hunger craving... Flex, you don't understand. Sometimes, a man's just gotta have a greasy slab of "meat""
"You're literally trying to disagree with my acceptance that you are right"
"blaziken is just slightly more perfect than infernape. by slightly, i mean 100x more"
"*tugs on spark's tail* papa spark, tell mv he can't mess with the canon like that."
"Spark, why don't any of the shops in BD give me a sword when I finish them. THREE GIVE ME AXES! I WANT A SWORD!"
"I'm done with my dog. He drinks water out of our nasty, algae-green, frog/turtle pond of a pool, but won't drink the fresh water I put in his bowl"
"I am Peg. Son of Peg. I come from a long dynasty of Peg. We worship our god, Pegus, on our planet Pegulon, orbiting the star Pegulus. Peg peg peg peg peg."
"if MV touches my Cheerwine, he's a dead man"
"You don't HAVE to go to bed. You just REALLY REALLY NEED to"
"If grandma made it, you best be eating it."
"I can't train Shedinja BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ROCK AND FIRE TYPES. EVERY TRAINER IS A HIKER"
"NO HIKER. HOW ABOUT WE DON'T BATTLE AND YOU GIVE ME A REVIVE. YOU KILLED MY DEAD BUG SHELL AND I HATE YOU"
"There was a drain in the floor of the bathroom. And I thought of it as a tiny prison"
"But we aren't responsible adults. I'm a whimsical child who just happens to be able to vote and stuff"
I go through phases of "Wake up at 11:30, class at 3:30, home by 7:30 at the latest, homework from 9:00 to done, anime from done to 2:30, bed from 3:00 to 11:30." to "Crap? It's three? Well, I'm still sleepy....
"Night Fex. Sleep brick"
"* DarkPegusus throws a MegaBrick (TM) at MV"
"MV, you keep me in a shed. You have to be a villain"
"Laser bricks would be silly. I haven't invented those yet."
"Peggy likes his weapons. Only do that if I absolutely have to. I'll have to earn my gauntlets again. Or make a bigger, better Epic Sword. Or tame another spectral death horse."
" And Peggy said: "Ye." And so it was. lol"
"People in Japan are talking about the floods. SC made international news! By getting destroyed!"
"Racism is dead. We took the flag down."
"We're funding all of the Universities into making a Groudonn"
"TFW you have two brand new pairs of headphones, but use the ones that make weird popping sounds when you move and have exposed wires"
(To Xeta) "you do have good proof of procrastination"
(Re: Rai and Xeta making curry) "First impression: Why are Xeta and Rai putting chocolate into stir-fry?"
"I died yesterday. I rolled out as a Pegg. You die when I kill you. You revive as something. You just go along with it."
"A WinRAR is you"
"spark only makes second level canons. they break after a shot or two. /s /s /s"
"* DarkPegusus bottles MV's soul throws the bottle at his corpse"
"* DarkPegusus explodes, leaving an egg behind"
" I did wake Fex up at 6AM..... :D;;;;;"
"How to Tank: Deal damage, pull aggro, don't die, praise be unto your Healer."
(Super Bowl 50) "Go Panthers! Win the Cup! Score more points? Home Run?"
"Just noticed something. The symbols for FE: Fates Birthright and Conquest and Pokemon Sun and Moon are awfully similar. The colors roughly match, and the 3DS themes have Birthright characters in the day and Conquest characters under a night sky."
"Of course! It takes the power of an admin to kill me, the mighty DarkPegusus!"
"Horse Armor DLC was definitely needed in my case, but I'm in college! I can't afford DLC."
" Mae can come, too. But not MV. He is a mean. Making me eat souls and whatnot. Not that I wouldn't anyway.... But making me do it is so rude."
(Re: Does PChem come after OChem and before QChem) "I mean..... Yeah, technically. OChem is Organic, and you do that before PChem, which is Physical Chemistry. And the second chunk of PChem is quantum dynamics, which I guess could be called QChem. Though Quantum Chemistry is a thing."
"TYPH! LANGUAGE! YOU CAN'T USE THE WORD "BAD" IN THIS CHAT!"
"But chaotic neutral shouldn't be that. That should be chaotic evil. CN should be something like stealing something from someone, then giving it back when you're done. i.e. I steal MV's soul, then give it back to him when I'm done messing with it"
" He made his little brother a really short one. It's like an RPG's "baby's first sword.""
"Nav hacked you, Fex. Xeta admitted it. We have to send him to Internet Jail"
"/me kills Typh to accelerate his demise and end his suffering"
"We had a canteen where you could buy chips, cookies, and soda. These "school stores" are a mystery to a Southerner like myself."
"> Videos have different kinds of frames. Some change and some stay the same, computer magic happens, and it keeps file sizes small. I delete some of those frames so the video looks worse."
"I swear I'm still alive. College has been doing inappropriate things to me lately."
"After cooking for myself all week, I'm gonna go listen to loud music and eat fast food. THE CONSUMPTION BEGINS"
~ DarkPegusus^cool


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eevee90899
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"whiskas....sounds like a ghetto cat"
"i've updated my base! its green white and black. do you like the color? i love it! ^^"
" i was soooo sleepy so i said to my mom "eh... five more minutes..." then she blew the STUPID HORN in my ear! my ears are ringing and i cant even hear me typing! STUPID HORN!!!!!"
"Nurp toward the late 40's and 50's. I wanna battle too! If the great sparklein shall battle, so be it!
"Ok. Too bad. I caught Xerneas already and i got X on christmas. I never tried to rush it. Sometimes i'd chill in lumiose. But with my experience the game was so goddamn easy."
"YES IM BLONDE I CHANGE MY HAIR COLOR ALL THE TIME SO DEAL WITH IT. XD"
"URR SO CUTE! I might go easy on them. XD"
"Very fun indeed my little eevee. (My mood today is weird...)"
"If it goes against my Lucario, Run. I will immediately Mega evolve it and kill you with bone rush. XD "
"I love fire type pokemon, but i'm scared of fire. But i think fire is cool. What is up with me?"
" YES I AM EEVEE THE ALLMIGHTY. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME"
~ :usereevee90899:

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Eorilasa
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":O ooooooh. bet it was Twill admitting his love to you *cough*"
"Well, I read and lurked a lot before joining, so :p"
"Also I have an inside woman >u>"
"guys this is serious we need to find that spy before she leaks about temco-- TOO LATE"
"Kat. ibestalikgyofacebookwall"
~ Eorilasa^cool


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Fexible
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"My name is Fexible, but I also go by Fex, Fexie, Fexxy, Fexxyberry, Fexxerton, Fexigranate, and Fexigranateliver-thingum."
"Just don't call me Flexible. Misspell my name and I will be forced to smack you upside the head with some sort of blunt object."
" whatwhatwhat. squee~ <33 That book is awesome, and for mentioning it, you have become more awesome."
"Hello! I hope you enjoy your visit. Do you have a reservation? Our specials today are chocolate pudding, vanilla ice cream, and blue raspberry Air Heads."
":D Eeeee I can't contain my excitement. *explodes*"
"I'm now going to tell you straight off that I love television. It's an addiction, really... I love Fahrenheit 451"
"I have a theory that the Spinarak that fall out of the trees are really aiming to land on our heads because they want to eat our brains!"
"And now you are not even paying attention to me because you are mesmerized by my avatar. It's epic, right?"
"You know you've been playing Pokemon Ranger for too long when you encounter a Pokemon in the main games and start drawing circles on the touch screen. o3o"
"Psh, Vulcans are from Star Trek, silly. :D lol"
"DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TWILL? I SPLICED SPRITES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS. O:"
"I was going to make an army of Pikachu rocks, rofl. :D I have a bunch of rocks that are pretty and smooth for painting. *throws them at you*"
"I am never spriting bows again. *dies* XD"
"* Fexible kicks Spark out of her corner. O:"
"There is two feet of snow outside that is begging me to play in it. o3o"
"Eating cake for lunch. It's terrible, but I can't stop eating. Well, actually, I can. *throws it out* I think I'll have waffles instead. :D"
"I keep getting a hole in my shirts. I don't know how it happens. Someone must be taking a hole-punch to my clothes while I'm sleeping. :P"
""Great minds think alike?" If they're so great, why are they thinking the same thoughts as someone else? Think original thoughts, people! :P"
"Final cookie count: six dozen. :3 Pretty good, considering I ate enough cookie dough to make a dozen more. *shot*"
"I have tweeted more in the past half hour than I do most days! It seems I always have more random thoughts when I should be trying to sleep."
"Macs are sexy. If I ever manage to get a job, and then somehow manage to save up $1500, I would definitely get a MacBook. :D"
"Every time I realize it's the second day of the month, it's almost tomorrow already. Darn you, TEMCO. O:"
"I will not be getting Black or White today, for I have no moneys. O: But I think my parents just ordered a Wii from Amazon, so I'm happy. <3"
"My handwriting always looks the best when I'm writing on something unimportant, like a sticky note that I'm going be throwing away anyway."
"I kept hearing sounds. Couldn't tell if it was the heater, burglars, the house just being old and creaking, or my mind playing tricks on me."
"You're still reading this? Go read a book, go outside, spend some time with your family, I don't care, just go! ... You are now leaving the Viridian Forest. "
"In the battle of Fex vs Food, Food won."
"It feels like the internet has stopped moving for the past hour. Everyone must be reading Homestuck. O:"
"I just heard firecrackers. First of all, it's raining. Second, it's July 8th you morons. :P"
"Nothing much, just eating breakfast. :3 What are you doing up so early? lol" ... "But isn't it like 3am in California? XD RPs can wait until the sun comes up, I say."
"Ooh, cool~ I've never played Okami. I spend all my money on books and food and Pokemon games. :D"
"Half of my quotes are from Twitter. lol I am so dead here. CHAT? WHAT IS CHAT? *shot*"
"FIRE ALL THE PHASERS! O: ...pewpewpew~ :D"
"Wow you read fast. But thanks! :D I have so many ideas for this now, there's no way I can possibly stop writing~"
"Haha, I found it a while ago. Very interesting things will be happening because of it. :3 But, it's kind of spoiler-y so... *casually hides your comment*"
"Here's a Peggy, There's a Peggy, and Another Little Peggy. Alternate title: Poses and How Not to Draw Them."
"Alternate alternate title: Buy Ten Peggys, Get One Fex Free!"
"The Chat Conversation Cycle: dead > funny > RPing > weird > scary > dead again"
" There will be actual games in it, though. The story isn't going to be just one big troll(or will it?). *shot*"
"Ponies take over everything sooner or later. XD"
"Wow I'm keysmashing more often lately I guess this means I'm turning into a real internet person or something now."
"My graduation ceremony was either very late at night or very early in the morning, depending on how you look at it. I celebrated by going to sleep. :D"
"It's Cookie Day! ...Not that Cookie Day is actually a specific calendar day, but today I decreed it Cookie Day, and so it was. I made all of the cookies. All of them."
"* Fexible lurks."
http://route50.net/stream/post/21557
"Unfortunately those with invisibility cloaks don't seem to want to chat very often. So there really is no one in the chat, ahaha."
"So a couple days ago was apparently 'Send Fex a Ship in Her Tumblr Ask Box for Her to Draw Day.' Naturally, I only got the finest of pairings."
"You are all my loyal subjects in my lurking empire. :D Yep, that was it. X3 Bow to me."
"Spark: I kinda liked how I wrote it the first time, though, haha. I'm more just concerned about writing about past events and possibly stirring up drama without meaning to? O:"
"Why do Golbat have to know Supersonic and Confuse Ray? Kinda overkill, don't you think? '
"Ahahahaha, one day earlier and I would've kidnapped... myself. XD"
" Max and Fex, sailing in a ship, K-I-S-S-I-*shot*"
"Things that have been confirmed tonight: Max/Fex is the best ship. We live on the Santa Maria."
"I had a dream that Rt50 turned into Eonlight Valley for April Fools. o3o"
"also dang this conversation would sure sound odd taken out of context... actually it sounds odd with context"
"pfffft me and spark would be hilarious... we'd never write anything xD"
"Oh no, they made a new Pokemon! Clearly your childhood is ruined forever."
"eBay and PayPal refuse to be friends for me. I give up. *launches self into the sun*"
"Pikachu and Raichu are my favorite Pokemon. uwu"
"(here's a secret: Spark is lurking right now) (but you didn't hear that from me shhhh)"
" ...why is it that whenever I sit down to write, I immediately forget how to form sentences."
"aw, you're sweet. uwu but I can barely drive a car, do you really think I should be trusted with a starship?"
"Solution: Find a friend or two or five in the class and split the price of the book between yourselves, then take pictures of every page so you can have a copy."
"guys i forgot how to rp. how do i make words"
"joke's on you bud there's nothing in these pockets "
"...my art has over 1500 notes on tumblr. o3o i am a happy fex uwu "
" foxible is such a great nickname "
"i started writing a thing in the middle and now i have to go back and write the beginning "
" think most everyone in my dad's family has damaged a car backing it out of my grandparents' garage, it's getting to be a tradition now"
" carpal tunnel here i come "
"no shipping me with anyone unless it's me and max (or me and DP as best friendies) "
" morning doesn't start until 5am, only on new year's does the next day start at midnight "
" i remember exactly where i was last new year's eve and that feels like it was last month... although it also feels like september was also last month."
"all previous months feel like last month. i am stuck in a time vortex"
"i am always painfully aware of the fact that i have graduated and that there are things i need to be doing as an adult, and yet i choose to waste my time on the internet "
"i simultaneously regret nothing and everything "
" i wish there was like, an adult hotline that you could call and they would give you step-by-step instructions on how to go about adult life "
"why is it so much easier for me to write things that aren't the first chapter of this story "
" it's very good, and also sad the best kind of movie"
" why does dusknoir have such weird hands... these aren't fingers they are french fries"
"/me piles on sky and mae" "You two are my bed now"
" i can't see the fireworks but i imagine they are quite nice "
"I wasted four screen protectors before I realized I was putting them on wrong. :Db "
" i like how your first thought isn't 'wow no way i'm drawing that' but instead 'how would i contact them' "
"I wasted four screen protectors before I realized I was putting them on wrong. :Db"
"I just started playing Y and it's fantastic. I don't think I've ever fallen in love with a game so fast. uwu"
" life is overwhelming but at least i have pokemon :Db I somehow ended up training like 12 Pokemon again "
" it is my space ship and mine alone... i mean, mine and peggy's "
(Re: Fairy-types) "I keep thinking it's weak to Dark or Fighting but it isn't and then it kills my Pokemon. :Db "
"the next step from amie needs to be actual huggable pokemon"
" then after holo-pokemon, geneticists create real pokemon"
"you have been assimilated into the facebook collective, resistance is futile"
"They really shouldn't call the cave Zubat Roost when there's only like five of them in there. "
"In case for some reason you guys think I am smart, let me tell you that I decided to take a 20 minute walk outside today on what is being called the coldest day since 1994. Because, I reasoned, it's not that cold, right? Right? WRONG."
"my facebook profile pic is nonexistent :D "
"Woke up to the terrifying sound of the carbon monoxide detector... So if I die, you know what happened to me. O:"
" It just says 'Error,' which is not what it would say if there was actually carbon monoxide in the house, but I don't know what the error is"
"the detector says to read the instruction manual in case of error but who even knows where that is"
"i hate caves. i hate durant "
" i wandered into the cave because i thought it wouldn't be a big cave. i was wrong "
"the frosti diet is ice cream "
"it's just you and me now boy wink"
"literally everyone loves the bob haircut on me but i hate it; it's lame and boring and does nothing i mean i might as well put a coconut on my head because it would look exactly the same"
"conversely i loved my hair super short and practically no one liked it except me, my parents, and my hairdresser"
"next time someone who is not my hairdresser tells me what i should do with my hair i'm just going to walk away"
" roserade is a sweet masked crusader"
"i wanted to let you know that i misread the second word in your user title as "unsalad." i'm not entirely sure what unsalad is, perhaps it's a bit like antipasta?"
"i keep wanting to write later chapters instead of the one i need to write (the first one)"
" ah, they aren't always easy to find. i was searching for one a few weeks ago. and of course as soon as i found the one with the right gender and ability, every other pokemon i encountered was a skitty"
"Aside from a half of a sentence in the Interests category? (what am i exchanging with peggy? friend codes? pokemon cards? defective items previously purchased at walmart?)"
"nothing much, thinking about writing at some point today"
"i kind of agree with you sparks, but at the same time i never liked getting into a fandom and having no one to talk to about it because they all lost interest"
"i went to get food but then suddenly became sick at the thought of food so i guess i won't have dinner tonight"
"i drove in the snow for the first time. it was terrible. i'm moving"
" i want to write but most of what i've written so far is in my ipod notes and my ipod needs to charge"
"i just pulled a shoulder muscle by punching the air"
" it's really really really cold here"
"Are you experiencing some fexual attraction, Valentine?"
"It has snowed basically every other day here. This is the worst winter I've ever experienced."
(Re: share snow) "my friend i don't think you could handle this much snow, i can't even see the bench in my backyard anymore"
"who am i kidding i always look pretty ahaha *flips hair*"
"i'm glad they're talking but i really wish we had insulated walls so i don't have to hear them talk about ~intimate things~"
"deafening myself is always a good idea :Db"
"give them a playing card and write "BIRTHDAY" on it with a sharpie"
"JIRACHI BEAT ME. I'M GOING TO CRY"
"* Fexible absorbs Sparkleaf into the lurking mass"
"the guy i met in the waiting room was amazed that my braixen survived two super-effective moves because it loved me"
"i'm kinda sad the guy didn't have his 3ds with him so we couldn't battle, he said he was going through the game with an all-fire team"
" i have no sense of the passage of time"
"My current goal is to clone hundreds of Mew, transfer them to Y, and randomly trade them to people. I currently have 60 Mew. That's not enough."
" i've been trying for days to hatch a Pichu from the first egg you get from the daycare in crystal. and i just hatched. a shiny igglybuff. I'M SO ANGRY"
" haven't vacuumed my room in months and i think the dust bunnies are planning an uprising"
"pretty good, spent most of the day cleaning my room and i'm only mildly tired now"
"spellcheck is telling me that taste is not a word. taste is a word, right"
"enough people in my state called the police that they had to post a notice saying that missing breaking bad was not an emergency"
"trading is happen"
"sitting with a tablet on my lap and not actually drawing"
"everything is google chrome in the future"
"my goodness for like ten minutes i had the chat scrolled up on previous messages and i didn't even know you all were still talking"
"romeo and juliet now becomes sparktail and thalia"
"when did it suddenly become 2am"
" does anyone want a cat that also acts as a 5:00am alarm clock? because i don't, and yet here we are"
"why are cats attracted to the power cords of apple products. this cat has expensive taste in power cords"
" the song cut out for a second and i wished it had ended"
"that certainly was some kind of song"
"just spent an hour rearranging sprites instead or actually spriting"
"always good to know that no matter how old i get i will always be making typos when i least expect then"
"the whole nature of spriting these is time-consuming, but pretty enjoyable. i only start getting frustrated towards the end when i can't find hands that work right"
"I should do something productive today. *watches a 16 minute video of a cat playing with a laser toy*"
"you are a warrior cat fox, and each of your nine seven lives tails have been given to you by your ancestors characters"
"i'm super sleepy, my body is not used to nice warm weather"
" i'm actually dead for real. cause of death: sprites"
"i hate being angry because there's no good way to vent my anger. i can't clean things because i'll probably break them, i can't break things because then i'll have to clean them up"
"it's 1am here, both me and mom are still awake, ahahah. we are all ruining our sleep schedules"
"my spring break is all spring. and then summer. and autumn and winter"
" frosti your cat is such a babe magnet"
"well i mean there are meteors falling from the sky but that doesn't necessarily mean the world is ending"
"the word adult is starting to lose meaning"
"what's a radio. is that like an ipod"
" i think i reached the part where pmmm starts becoming not cute"
"it's always right as i'm going to bed i'm like "must write" but then i just go to bed anyway (this is why i never write anything)"
" i have such a hard time thinking of good passwords, i can't think up new ones so quickly"
"the poke transfer minigame is so stressful omg"
" i now have 151 mew"
"you should always feel proud of hoenn :D"
"gravelet, a baby graveler"
" it still feels like december was last month"
"farla? i've never interacted with her but anyone who's ever gotten fanfic crits from her pretty much hates her"
" i spent most of today thinking it was tuesday. it is apparently not tuesday"
" i think i just kinda floated through this week in a dream state"
"fanfics of fanfics and then i'll write some fanfics based on your fanfic fanfics"
episode 10 of pmmm more like *puts heart into a blender and turns it on*"
"rp is animes"
"haha, just saw xeta's comment on the family tree journal, where it was apparently discovered that i was produced by budding"
"see it's only okay for mods to spam the chat"
(Re: what is your favorite food?) "o_o so many choices"
"lemon oreos are the bomb. i want to kiss whoever made them. and kick whoever made them limited time only"
"you know spark, in all these years of modding i never realized i could ban people"
"i found probably the last package the other day and bought them, and then proceeded to eat them all in like three days. i have squandered the golden oreo"
"so i need to wake up and be ready before her. and it would help if i was well-rested so i'm not falling asleep at the wheel"
"increasingly frustrated with Animal Planet having less and less shows about actual animals."
"WHY IS THERE A BOUNTY HUNTER SHOW ON ANIMAL PLANET. WHY."
"oh never mind, there's a bear. clearly this bounty hunter show belongs on animal planet"
" priorities, i do not have them"
" i threw away the box for this pizza so i have no idea how long i'm supposed to bake it"
"back in my day, we only kept clothes in the wardrobe! and that's how we liked it!"
" I'm a chat lifer and I know it
this chat is too chatty, what is happening
I have headphones on and I forgot to turn on music"
"spark and i are now married, he said the vow"
"this can't be fo real shipping. because i am married to max forever"
"i was kinda glad that rt50 was prank-free, aside from everyone rickrolling"
"i'm still really stupidly proud of that rick roll post i made, ahaha, and the variety of replies to it"
"10 people in chat = mass confusion is had by all"
" i don't know who's talking to who here. so many words being exchanged"
"i'd be happy if it was slightly less active than this every day. it's too much for my tiny brain"
"also the chat is lagging like every 10 seconds which gets annoying"
"rt50 happy hour"
"> i'll be caring about this site until i'm dead, most likely"
"i am tumblr. i will consume all"
" i'll send you my signature. i am tumblr, after all, they'll have to let you go to prom if i sign"
"tumblr gets everyone all sorts of animals"
"i never know what day it is anymore, too many things are happening on days they don't usually happen"
"truth or dare, or as it's known here: truth or truth because that's all anyone picks"
" i'd iscribble but i'm trying to write an rp post and by trying i mean thinking about it"
" headcanon: sam can insert himself into any story, but he can only take the form of characters also named sam"
"my high school experience was not separated into years. people would ask what grade i was in and i would say "high school""
" show me the carfex"
"don't worry spark, i'm sure you remember the time i said i had so many ideas i could never stop writing my rt50 fic, and then promptly did just that"
"Hello would you be interested in joining ThunderClan today"
"also, this is pmmm. bad things are always happening"
"SummonNet: a net that we throw over people when we want to summon them"
"lote, the story of insyte and some other people that don't really matter"
"lote, the story of insyte and his missing phone charger"
"lote, the story of insyte and the time he dropped his ice cream cone on the ground"
"lote, the story of insyte and his keys that he locked in the car"
""if you're over 18 you can sign for this package" i seriously had to remember if i was actually older than 18 or not"
"i think it must just be differently shaped, since i remember seeing a map of hoenn (which i'm going to assume was official?) and north was still up on the map legend"
"frosti's going to have another notification flood when she gets online next"
"just a little on fire, not completely"
"are you one of those weirdos that loves hot weather? or do you live somewhere where it isn't 100 degrees in the summer"
" keep misreading Luce as Lec and being like "whoa Lec's online" and then realizing i'm wrong"
" and then i see Chroma and have to stop and think "is that an 'n' or an 'm'""
" i don't think i could ever be a magical girl because i would never be able to decide on a wish. or i would wish for something totally useless, like having nice fingernails"
"also, i've reached a point where i automatically type 'connecticat' instead of 'connecticut'"
"dad poured cold water into a hot pan and it shattered"
"copses are awesome, yes... oh wait you said corpses? no those are gross"
(what is your dream job?) "professional couch potato"
"so clearly you two must be together, because foxes"
" i looked away from the chat for a few minutes and i have no idea what is happening in here anymore"
" mean, a lot of the poems were terrible, considering they were written by 9- and 10-year-olds, but i feel like mine was especially awful (because what writer can stand their old writings). i rhymed everywhere and underwear, for crying out loud"
"for the rest of it i think i basically just listed school subjects from favorite to least favorite and made a terrible rhyme with each one that had nothing to do with anything"
" i've just been staying up later because the parents haven't enforced it recently. i'm such a rebel"
" i've been saying this for like the past four years, but i really need to finish watching star trek"
"4kids dubs of anything are the worst things ever"
" i think i heard the sound of a parent awakening, i must flee. good night peeps uwu"
(Re: * SkyWarrior sets the chat on fire) "solution to inactive chat: burn it, solution to overactive chat: burn it"
" chat is reaching pun stage again"
"Updated Chat Conversation Cycle: dead > rp talk > anime talk > BRIEF ACTIVITY > dead > dead and on fire"
"ah yes, the RPs are coming in well this year. should be ripe for the picking by summertime"
" in my mind, i kept seeing "project insight" as "project insyte". spark what have you done to me"
"project insyte, fangirl tracking program (so we can know where they are at all times)"
"someone i know in real life just followed me on twitter but i think it's actually a bot account with the name of someone i know"
"people with ask blogs are dead (inside)"
(Re: the moon) " ah yes, that silver dollar in the sky"
""* Fexible absorbs you both into the lurking mass" ... "i'm lurker quicksand""
"spark: it takes the rest of your internet being laggy for weebly to work, apparently"
"i opened spark's tumblr in a new tab and my laptop fan kicked into overdrive, what the heck"
"my dad asks me every day if i've read every page on the internet yet. i have to tell him that the internet is like outer space, constantly expanding"
" internet, the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship nyancat"
"the only time i actually feel selfish is when i have a legitimate reason to not do something"
"HOENN CONFIRMED FOR REAL. I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU, NINTENDO"
"damn the apostrophe and enter keys being right next to each other"
"pope is so slow that he only just learned last month that x/y were out *shot*"
"I should sleep it's inching towards midnight slowly"
"and then chi could go to insyte and be like "hey i saw this raichu with a sword" and insyte can be like "!!!""
"i have written a paragraph ;; that was like two hours ago lmao"
" you get someone to start liking hoenn can you say "hoenn conformed" *shot*"
"just had a weird power outage, it only lasted like two seconds but the internet takes like five minutes to come back"
"i think the lights might've flickered once but maybe that was just me blinking"
" i don't know how you have existed on the internet for so long without getting rickrolled before"
" boredom hunger is the worst hunger, it is never satisfied"
"we take sandwich making very seriously up here, that's why subway is everywhere"
" it's raining various animals outside"
"lol it's like a half hour drive to get to the ice cream place, which i just realized is going to be a half hour of me driving with the sun in my eyes"
(Re: Attack on TEMCO) "on that day Route 50 may or may not have received a grim reminder..."
"misread that as "MYSTERY CHAIR""
"but yes i really do live in the viridian forest, totes, that's what it says on my twitter so it must be true"
"people i ask to pokemon battle are usually cool, but people that challenge me are more often trolls"
" livestream needs time to sit and think about what its done"
"it's been a long, tough road to graduation, and i have only one thing to say: lol bye""
"isn't the computer hot enough for you omg"
"kyogre emerges from the ocean and swallows florida whole"
" peggy too OP. peggy is banned in tournaments *shot*"
"i woke up this morning to find my dad had left a 2000 peso note on my dresser. i thought it was mexican money, which would've meant it was worth about 155 US dollars. but, no. it's columbian money, worth one dollar. thanks dad"
"xeta is omnipresent, kat is omnipotent... i just looked at both of those words for too long and now they don't look real"
"fex plan is no plan"
"i just showed dad a shirt i got with all the eeveelutions on it and he said "so those are all pikachus?""
(Count as high as you can before a mod posts) "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?"
" omg grov did you make all of the links to your other profiles rickrolls *drops bag, a cat runs out*"
"* Fexible slaps writer's block" | "come on words, start doing that thing where you form nice sentences"
"what do you mean pokemon isn't real"
"when i'm in bed i don't fall asleep instantly, i stay up and read fanfics"
"from this day forward, june 19th is forever known as Strikethrough Text Day *bangs gavel, making it law*"
"sky can actually only communicate using smoke signals, that's why she sets so many fires"
"pffft, someone on tumblr tagged a picture of the main girl from klk as "shadow the hedgehog""
"cat wants love. give cat love"
"mae and typh are forever doomed to be mistaken for each other"
"stop dying, it's bad for your health"
"crisis is just one big rp of language barriers"
" my tomodachi self is oddly similar to real life me. too similar. it's scary. i must reestablish dominance. take out the clone"
"relatives are gone finally. ahhh i can spread out on the couch again"
"listen, i can be very patient, but there are two things i cannot be patient for: food, and my mii's developing love life""
" she's gonna write me a love song, and i didn't even ask for it *u*"
"this is pokemon, everything is a hybrid of something"
"i restarted on 9.0 and am fighting giant captain falcon and my two teammates just killed themselves in the first five seconds"
"*changes phone background like 5 times in the span of a minute*"
"it's interesting how i can remember where a lot of my oldest quotes came from, or who i was talking to... and yet i can't remember what i said in an email two days ago"
" fox noises ...wait that's not my line"
" i got distracted because i was listening to reorchestrated pokemon songs and a hoenn song came up on the playlist and i got lost in nostalgia"
"scatter my ashes in the machinery used to make the cartridges for the RSE remakes, so i can always be part of them"
"okay i have determined how i find it so easy to take my time with this game. and it's because i spend my time doing useless things like collecting ash. and checking all the secret base spots. and sitting on every chair and bed i find"
"now, important question: is 9pm too late to start cleaning my room?"
"i'll find some small object on my dresser while cleaning and stare at it for a while and feel all nostalgic. and then chuck it in the trash because i'm heartless"
"oh god why did i bring my skarmory with me to the fire gym, this was a mistake"
"i will be staying up all night because my flight leaves at obnoxious 'o clock in the morning"
(imitating Nepeta) "hey guys have u heard about birbs. i love birbs look at this birb. birb 4 president"
"*takes one step* you found a moon stone! *picks up the entire moon*"
"i don't usually make new year's resolutions but if this year is even just slightly better than 2014 i'll be glad"
"spark i just made you one of my secret base pals and one of your skills is finding rare stones and as you look for them you say 'Millions of stones, stones for me... Sparkle-ee sparkle, sparkly sparkle...' and then you gave me a thunderstone"
"florida has actually been kinda chilly lately. florida decided to suddenly go from 80 degrees to high 60s the day after i got a pair of shorts"
"i always get a little sad when people wondertrade me their starter pokemon, ones that they've obviously trained somewhat. like, that's the first pokemon you get in this game, he's your buddy, not mine"
(Re: Vivillion #666) "the devil's hobby: butterfly collecting"
"my phone charger cord is just long enough to reach me on the couch but not long enough for me to sit here comfortably"
"*sits in the corner making quiet strangled noises because writing is hard*"
"once i get a job and start making some money, i will buy ALL the video games :Db responsible adult in the making right here, yes *shot*"
"i swear every time i look at the floor there's another ant in the exact same spot as the ant i just killed. these things need to die already"
"me, five minutes ago: i'm gonna finish this rp post. *suddenly ends up with 3ds in hand instead*"
(Re: can you play music) "i can sorta make sounds with a piano. also my singing coice might be somewhat decent"
"spark, you don't just post a link to tvtropes at 2am. that is DANGEROUS"
"i'm so glad for ice cream"
"i am at that level of tiredness where i try using psychic moves on a dark type pokemon"
"why not take some names from towns of various states? CT's are very creative, such as hartford, east hartford, west hartford, new hart--*shot*"
"i love how your characterization of MV is basically just like, "*opens mouth, a novel falls out*""
"baby animals i need to hold: kittens, seals, pandas"
"i had a dream that Frozen 2 was out and i watched it and it was actually good, because it had nothing to do with the first movie"
"dad: *texts me*. me: *becomes immediately exhausted at the thought of replying*"
"signs that i am too tired to exist: almost falling asleep on the toilet"
i seem to go through phases of "okay i should actually try getting a good sleep routine" and "screw this let's stay up until dawn because why not"
i'm basically a permanent night owl now, when i get a job i will probably start getting caffeine pumped into my veins so i can stay alive
"i just had a dream that jimmy kimmel mentioned route 50 on his show and then a bunch of people joined. at one point there were 66 people in the chat, it was terrible"
(Re: teenagers) "i'm twenteen"
(typo when greeting Sparkleaf) "spcikel"
"" we walk a fine line between suburb and rural here lol""
"okay i give up looking for this tumblr post, it's going to have to find its way to me the old fashioned way. which probably means i'll finally see it again on my deathbed"
" what are these "lives" all the other staff have. kat went to job and was lost to the twitterlands"
" lmao the person i just traded with was named Doom, so when the pokemon was being sent it said "sending skarmory to doom""
"mv: but you are a delicious ice cream treat. when you die you become ice cream"
"2 kang 2 op"
" yes, i am a bank. give me money *shot*"
http://route50.net/stream/post/64540
"i definitely prefer the site now to back years ago, it feels so much closer-knit now, even if there is less people"
(Re: Fate/route) "but then i have to beat up my brother, and my mom, and my other mom"
"every time i see mystery flarrior, i think it says mystery flavor that's the flavor of the McMV ice cream treat"
"i am somewhat concerned by kat leaving without fixing anything kat is a genie, and every wish has its catch"
(director tag) "we're gonna make movies now spark"
"*plays the Hoenn Champion theme* i thought a fitting song would attract a sparkleaf"
"a coupon for free director powers, limited to me and spark only. now can we get our actual tags back :D;;"
" by tomorrow people are going to be making bets on how long it'll take for us to break everything"
"i'm still thinking of stupid rt50 clickbait article titles. 'You Won't Believe What's Under The Chat Floorboards'"
(Route 50 clickbait) "Route 50 Member Says They're Going to Do Homework, What They Do Next May Surprise You"
"* Fexible throws a skarmory into the chat"
"why do birds keep trying to peck holes in my house"
" i can't believe i'm being evicted by birds"
"how to get self-esteem the fex way: be homeschooled so you have no peer pressure or bullies to get you down :Db also hang out with old people who will only tell you how kind and pretty you are"
"i think i have actual electric powers, i just blew out a light bulb by touching the lamp"
"fruit fly: *flies into my face* me: *slaps myself in the face*"
"today mom tried to call me a killjoy but called me roadkill instead"
"my presence causes mv to faint, neato"
"i have learned a magic trick. i catch a fly in my hand, and when i open my hand the fly is gone"
" perhaps i'll make my character a lazy housecat who does nothing but sleep and eat--oh wait that's just me as a cat"
(Re: time travel) "the solution to everything"
"me in summer: i want to destroy the sun. me in winter: baby come back"
"pros to not cleaning my house: the spiders helped me take care of my gnat problem. cons to not cleaning my house: i now have a spider problem"
"THAT FEEL. WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND A TUMBLR POST THAT YOU'VE SPENT AGES LOOKING FOR. at last, i can die happily"
(Re: Insyte) "i see he calls her his princess because, as we all know, i am his queen"
(Re: Sky falling down stairs) "she's beauty, she's grace, she landed on her face"
"http://route50.net/stream/post/66390"
"i may not sleep at the right times, but i am very good at sleeping. i'm so good, i can do it with my eyes closed *two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff*"
"peggy just alerted me to the fact that my middle name is xeta's first name"
"1) get idea, 2) make it sad 3) write it (optional)"
"having a nice awake nap on the couch"
"how many fexes does it take to change a lightbulb? none, because i just won't do it"
"they'll let me know by friday if i get the job... which means time to sleep for the next three days so i don't have to suffer being awake"
" the family secret: a quiet room with comfy chairs and an outlet i can charge my phone on"
"happy "let's make winter even more dark and awful" day"
"i feel like we're all huddled in a bomb shelter, waiting to see if the world's ending"
"i can't believe i drove to the mall with a flat tire and didn't realize it"
" show her your characters, they're like children but from your brain!"
"i love route 50 and the fact that i can make a stream post that just says "happy acorn day" with no explanation and still have it get hearts"
"due tonight more like do tonight"
"what's wrongle with dongle"
" this is gonna take forever. or maybe i'll die next turn lol. i'm ready for death"
~ Fexible^dir

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FishPaste
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"99% of Route50 members have a signature. If you're part of the 1% of those who don't, put this-- wait, shoot."
"*prances over to MV and hugs him REALLLYYY tight.* >:0"
"MV MY DEARRRRRRR~ SHALLWEHAVEOURWEDDINGSOON I WUFF YOU"
"why is this happening WHO IS THIS AU PERSON? *slap* >:O ..ALSO LYRA DON'T SIT INFRONT OF MY LETTERS WHEN I'M TYPI-- OH WOAH RAINBOW"
"quickly turns around and points at AU* BUT THIS IS STILL NOT OVER, AU! *skyrockets into the sky* HE WILL BE MINE, MINE! AHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHHAHAH!"
"HE WAS MINE FROM THE START WOMANNNNNNNNN *snaps infront of AU's face* LOLOOLOOLOLOLOL he's mine. >:C"
"*turns MV into a pony* CB"
"..WHAT THE FISHPASTE?"
"*hands MV a stocking with rocks in it* :D"
"*turns MV into a pony* :DDDDDDD"
" *TURNS MV'S HAT INTO A PONY :d*"
"..breaking up?" ... "woah wat" ... "WE WEREN'T EVE--" ... "* FishPaste 's brain explodes"
" SparkFish! :D"
" *crawls into a box* :D"
"i hate summer. its so hot my sweat is sweating"
~ FishPaste

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Flarestar
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" Its thundering outside :D"
~ Flarestar


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FOLLATON
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"okay so if there's a 50-50 chance of putting it in the right way or the wrong way, why do i always put the usb in the wrong way"
- :userFOLLATON:

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Frosti
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"VEE-CHAN! :O Are you planning on selling bottled angst in the near future? If so, I'll take two please! xD"
"I go by Frosti, but feel free to attach any nickname to me that you want. For nicknames are foon ~ :D"
(Frost) "Theres no jobs with coffee as a reward! I wonder why?"
"fff why is it that every time Rose gets a crush on someone some other girl decides she likes that boy as well?"
"Fff, theres no snacks in my house so I'm drinking chocolate syrup... Is that wrong? |D"
"Take that, filters -flail arms-"
"My shoe is automatically better than Choco's because it has a Raichu in it >U"
"I spray my brother with water whenever he's bad :D"
"But if I had no neck, how would my head attach to my body? :'c"
"I get such terrible sunburns that one of my nicknames is 'Sunny D'... |D"
"My posts have been a bit on the nonexistant side lately |C"
"If I had to draw individual gifts for everyone on every holiday... I would die."
"Shopping with parents makes me want to go hide in a corner and die inside"
"It just needs to be outlined... SO IT'S COMING ALONG WELL, PEGGY"
"Aristocats is the best movie in the history of Disney, hands downnnn"
"No, he needs a dosage of "LOOK HOW AWESOME YOUR DAUGHTER IS, FOOL"
"PROCRASTINATION IS MY WORST ENEMY -death-"
"HERE YOU ARE, TERRIBLE DRAWING THAT PROBABLY CLEARS UP ABSOLUTELY NOTHING :D"
"IE is a cesspool of viruses and horrors D':"
"Who's your child, Spark? owo ... WHO'S YO DADDY -shot to death twice-"
"But my camera died so you cannot see it, and I can't convert Sky into a Wooper fan :c"
"BUT IF I DON'T FINISH PEGGY'S FIRST, HE'LL BUG ME TO DEATH 8C"
"EF is Swots's new rival as far as this business goes... >w>"
"I would like, wall post, and they'd be like "dovebutt ate a bird"
"I want some new adorable things to foam over -shot-"
"BUT THE YELLOW BUTTON DOES... THINGS"
"THIS FAMILY TREE NEEDS TO BE REPLANTED :C"
"C-can Frosti has Scribble? ;w;"
"I saw that Sky had a Lady Gaga avvie before I noticed the joke, and I'm like "WTH SKY xD""
"Lol Twillu, being a Milotic won't help strangers understand your gender, y'know xD"
"WAIT WHUTTT WHO WAS IMPERSONATING MEEEE ... I swear, if I ever see you in real life, I'll throw you off a bridge"
"MY YOUNG MIND. IT IS MELTING ;A;"
"Twill must secretly be a fourteen year old girl, too! >.>"
"Uhhh Chatots. I was talking about CHATOTS"
I have no idea. My mom just randomly decides to go all control freak on me |C
"There should be a size for fries that's like BEE SIZED"
"Ffff, the way I formatted that is bugging me so much... DON'T READ IT SKY, LET ME RESEND IT ALKJS D8"
"Fff, I wonder, Sky, have you and I moved out of the house...? xD"
"...You're making her mad... If you value your lives, you would know thats a bad choice... xD"
"* Frosti now wishes to draw a house exploding with kids. What the heck"
(Rose) "Ahem, too much time snoozing? I almost died."
"PttR was like my kid or something... Watching it grow up, lol"
"...Is Liru under the floorboards? owo"
"Lol, alright, I've got this all figured out. SPARK IS CLEARLY THE ANTI-TWILL."
(Re: Tails Doll )"-twitches- Ohmygawd... I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUUU"
"But I thought everyone loved people who throw books... Wait... Is this why I was kicked out of the public library? D8"
"Its only logical, because Twill can't be my clone sent back to the past and anti-Spark. :3"
"Camping's no fun... Not when your tent blows off into the woods and your supplies are drenched with rain ;A;"
"..Is it just me, or when I die in an RP, do all the posts get much shorter? |D"
"* Frosti starts up a stand selling 'Anti-Tails Doll Pendants' :D"
"Wow, she went from being your mother to your daughter... Eep. |D"
"Stabbing: The Solution to Absolutely Everything"
"Lol, nice... So you could just like, run down to her house and throw rocks at her windows, Coolio? :0"
"Wow. I suddenly had a really weird mental picture of an obese Furret getting stuck in its burrow. Whut o_o"
"So, if I was adopted... Did I fall from the sky or something? x_x Or was I an orphan child, with only a laptop and a small pile of food stamps? D8"
(Madison) "Madison hid her hands behind her back, trying to think of a reply that wasn't along the lines of 'I came here because the voice in my head told me to.'"
"HURR TWILL, I'M BEATING YOU IN THE QUOTE RACE -flails arms-"
"Oh, yeah, when I get Black or White, I'm gonna have a Mijumaru named 'Lolno'"
"SKY, YOU'D BETTER POST. YOU WANT ANABELLE TO BE A FLUNKIE AND LIVE IN A BOX? NO? THEN POOOOST"
"I need to flip a 92 sided coin"
"I WAS LOOKING AT THSI KAISHI CEREAL BOX AND IT SAID THERES REAL STICKS AND LEAVES IN IT"
"DP is like, totally fawning over those pointy things. Is that some weird boy impulse I should know about; liking things that resemble battle tanks? o_o"
"Lol, I was talking about something in real life, and when someone walked up and asked what I was talking about, I shouted, "CHATOT""
"Just another crazy day at the cbox "
"Man, if it wasn't for the copyright issues, I'd force you to publish LotE... LET'S JUST SAY THEY'RE FUNNY LITTLE ANIMALS, KAY"
"THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT OTHER TIME WHERE I SAID THAT STUFF AND ALKJSD"
"TWILL. POST NOW. DO YOU WANT THESE WONDERFUL RPS TO DIE? IF YOU DON'T POST, THEY'LL FIND YOUR BODY IN THE DEPTHS >8C"
"-returns with a banana and some junk food- Ah, lunch <3"
"Aack. The people in the lot next to me REALLY NEED TO SHUT UP NOW. I don't wanna hear them sing anymoreee 8C"
"Sure, Peggy, you go douse yourself in deer pee and see how many girls you attract :B"
"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, LAPTOP -shoves heart shaped cookies into the CD drive-"
"Hm... Lets start with... Telemarketers. Make them go away. That's the first step to world peace. Then we'll move onto television commercials, and then Barney, and those packages that are impossible to open :D"
"Lol, I didn't know how much more fun the cbox was at three in the morning 8D I'm going to wake up tomorrow and be freaked out that I slept all day |D I'm gonna post anyway, and nobody will be able to comprehend my sleep deprived thoughts~"
"We don't even know what anti-Frosti acts like... For all you know, the Frosti you've known all along could really be anti-Frosti! :D"
"Wow, its 4:35 in the morning, and I'm running from a Luvdisc. This is fun 8D"
"Lol, the 'Present for Navarr's Schizofrenic Outburst' Ribbon"
"If I stayed up until 9 AM, my family would wake up, see me still on the computer, and proceed to murder me"
"Frosti did not fail, she simply did not look long enough and is now speaking in third person >:0"
"I have a feeling that when Spark was making the PttR summary, he skipped most of Rose's and Torch's parts because they were all mushy... xD"
"EF RIPPED MY WINGS OFF AND THREW ME OFF A CLIFF AND KILLED ME ;A;"
(Ikaika) "Ikaika gasped at Kisho's words. Love birds? Why, never, ever! Adalric may be ever so slightly attractive, but... No, never!"
"INSYTE FANGIRLISM. A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE PICKED UP BY FEMALES WHO READ LOTE"
"That vixen, I swear, must have so many death threats from Insyte fangirls xD"
"YOU STOP SLAPPIN' EACH OTHER BEFORE I SLAP YOU ALL >:C"
" ...Why do I suddenly remember something about Torch being a snack vendor? xD"
"imagines Insyte and Torch entering a room, and exploding from awesome- If Twill's a Quilava and a Flareon, he should, in theory, be a girl magnet xD"
"Ahh, Insyte with his many fangirls... Me, Sky, and now Peggy"
"And of course, all alternate universes coincide at PttR"
"How about we change your name to Pope, leave it that way, and see if he has an identity crisis"
"WHAT THE DOOFING MAGIKARP IS GOING ON IN HERE. YOU SON OF A LUVDISC."
"Awwh Pope, we'll get Navarr to abuse you next time D;"
"I wonder what my teacher would think if I used LotE as my book report book..."
"...I wonder, why does my mom have pizza coupons in her laptop case, but not a flash drive? |D"
"Mod responsibilities include but are not limited to: Maintaining cbox peace, Stopping trolls, Eliminating spammers, Producing Vulpix tails"
"Choco doesn't always drink tea. But when she does, she drinks 'Twill's Tea'. Drink Responsibly"
"I've spent roughly two months camping with my family this summer. I want to chuck family time out the door at this point >8U"
"MEXICAN NINJA CAT. POR FAVOR CHALUPAS MIERCOLES BUENOS TARDES LA PUERTA. <3"
"I wrote a list of all the RPs I needed to post in one day... My mom glimpsed it and she thought I was writing in code xD"
"I'm bad at climbing ladders. And stairs. I fall up stairs a lot. o3o"
"If your drawing wants to kill you? I suggest you wad it up into a nice, tight wad of paper, and chuck it into the nearest wastebasket"
"Flash flash floosh Furret D<"
"I love reading through old RPs I was in from last summer, because I don't remember writing those posts c':"
"Well, Sky, you can't just post one rainbow. That's like eating just one Pringle."
"Lol, Pope could wear a bunch of different masks and act out everybody's parts. XD Or Peggy, I bet he wouldn't object to being filmed, LOL"
"Its not EF outside your window, is it Gro? I would be concerned then"
"Rrgh. I sort of wish now that I hadn't burned all my Geometry notes. It was fun, though. >w> -cough- We ran out of kindling xD"
"I bet you have school in your pajamas sometimes, don't you >w>"
"Understandable. Still, she won't kick you out of the house because you don't fit the dress code xD"
"This is Adreana, my irritable Umbreon character~ She doesn't like you. At all. In fact, she wishes you were far, far away. :D"
"'There are two fossils - a turtle and a bird.' Alright. Is it sad that I read this so fast that I misread it as 'turd'?"
"Lol, I'm totally picturing Xeta in a car, furiously pressing buttons on her calculator instead of driving 'YES, I'M NOT GONNA HIT IT--' boom"
"Lol. Navarr's gonna get on, see the Womanly poll, and kill us all"
(TEMCO Represenative) "OHGAWD ...MY LIFE DREAM FULFILLED"
(TEMCO Represenative) " Hello, miss Sky. You may or may not be getting a job at TEMCO at some point in time."
"Hm, for my homework, I must describe three helpful chemical changes, and three harmful chemical changes. I'm tempted to put 'falling into a vat of acid' as a harmful change o3o"
"Hullo. Back for a few seconds until my mom drags me away 8D"
"Lyther has problems with small, cute Pokemon"
" Well well. This gives me yet another reason to target Shanala... I mean. nothing. 8D"
"I say... Pope and Sky should have a shouting match >:0"
"... My little brother just walked into the house with only his underwear on, and told me "Don't ask." Should I be concerned? o3o"
"BYE BEE. TAKE THOSE LUVDISCS WITH YOU. >____>"
" Loathing rainbows... That's like... That's like loathing joy ;w;"
"Lol Pope. Easier said than done. I doodled that during choir, I wasn't gonna go around staring at people's pants"
"THAT'S AWESOME. YOU'D BEST BE SCANNIN' IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE D< ... I'll cry if you don't. :D"
"GET OFFA MY PLANET -waves cane in air-"
"Aw. Sky doesn't enjoy begging people for free candy? D:"
"... I want to draw a Godzilla sized Sky destroying a city with her heat vision 8DD -shot-"
"I VOW IT. -waves tablet pen around heroically- OH MY GOSH. I WANT A TABLET PEN SWORD"
"Aah, Twillu... Your mom may be bugging you, but Sky on the other hand is threatening you with fire! :D"
"SKY, YOU HAVE LIED TO ME. ...By claiming there was no Scribble talk when there is CLEARLY Scribble dust floating upon the air~"
"And this year, that poor troubled child wants to be a bottle of ketchup -facepalm-"
"RUN, SKY, RUN AS FAR AWAY AND AS FAST AS YOU CAN"
"'Hey. You. Pssst. I'll give you a discount on this pizza if you do my homework'"
"Ahaha... It's all connected... N is taking complete control of your brain"
"Brb, I'm being interrogated by my parents about what I want to eat for lunch o_o"
"... Edward looks like a creeper. An ugly creeper. Just sayin. :D"
"Is this secret Internet known as 'Real Life'? Because I think I stumbled upon that the other day. I didn't like it ;w; -shotshot-"
" ... Have you given up the practice of sleeping, Spark? I'm slightly worried XD"
"The story about why I designed Nocturne is kind of long, ahaha... However, his sole purpose in life is to be Twilla's boyfriend. Ohyes. How's that for a life goal? =w=b"
"Nah, I'll start at the bottom of the list because that seems more interesting -chases Sky with a Mudkip-"
"I think those chipmunks just took one of my favorite songs, then stuck it in a microwave and laughed as it exploded"
"Lol. Sky would put us all in cages. Then she would place us all in RPs with only a bowl full of pellets and a little running wheel"
(Scout) "FURRRRRRRRRET POWERRRRRRRRRR D<"
"This Buizel was Sky's" ... "But it's mine now" ... "ALL MINE" ... ">w> <w<"
"What? You blew up a cabin? Owo" ... "Lol. That was more directed at Twillu who may have blown up a cabin at some point in his childhood, I feel"
"she had too much 'tea' one night and attempted to burn down my swingset with them. Now that was an interesting night. o3o"
" Mm. Yes. Write words. Sentences, preferably, which make up a certain fanfic. :3 which I feel inclined to call Rt60"
" Just go up to Best Buy, look one of 'em in the eyes, and then say... "TAKE ME AS YOUR APPRENTICE, O GEEK""
"Oh, good. Go possess Sero xD ...Hm, yes, yes... Seroken, do you feel the urge to dive off any cliffs?"
"Lol, all my writing is probably going to be jarble @_@"
"Oh, Buizels, why do you refuse to sparkle? "
"Oh, Twillu. Torch is right, your parenting skills have much to be desired. -throws catnip- HERE KITTY"
"Rose: -turned into an Eevee- O_____o"
" You must be a Milotic, because your beauty is maxed out"
"If I could rearrange the Unown Alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Mm, much as I adore Chinese food, I wouldn't pass up turkey and crap <3"
"You've Buizel'd your way into my heart >w> <w<"
"Also apparently we measured wrong too, because I guess we had negative five grams of oxygen P:"
"Lol, you know it's a sad state of affairs when the economy depends on weasel otter eggs"
"Also, clicking endlessly is like the internet's version of popping bubble wrap"
" You, sir, need a vacation from your vacation"
"Although I don't think Minimoose need more encouragement to be a lunatic... XD"
"Blow something up, Cham. You'll instantly be part of the mayhem :D"
"They would be bffs... best furret friends >:1"
"Furret furret furret~ Peggy, you underestimate the range of moves which Furret can learn >w>"
"Why would anyone not want an endless supply of Peggy?^§ I'm picturing the globe... Slowly morphing into a brick"
@ChocolateEevee "My army of ferrets vs your army of land shark jets. In the town square. At sundown"
" I'm gonna find that giant sniper in the sky, some day"
"Yes, 'allergic reaction' probably isn't the best of flavors, lolol"
"... actually, I changed my mind, Twillu being home along on his own is worrying >w>"
"Twill: Psst, Kat's looking for you in #lobby, better get your fluffy tail over there"
"I do hate that every time I think I get to take a break in a city, though, it gets blown up... xD "YES, TOWN IN SIGHT, WE'RE IN THE CLEAR-- aw darnit, they're exploding again""
"My rule for younger peoples using my games: If you lose them, I will kill you. If you touch my save file, I will kill you. Now, enjoy yourself"
" The Peggy crusades, led by Peggy, followed by Peggy"
" AND EVERYONE THAT GOES TO THIS SITE IS OFFICIALLY 100% AMERICAN OKAY"
"PEACE, LOVE, JOY, HOPE, FURRETS FOR ALL"
"-suddenly struck by a lot of memories- 5th grade was when everyone had little shops and sold stuff to each other for pennies, I drew little cut out Pokemon for everyone 8D"
" I love when I was trying to blow stuff up, and instead made flowers -headdesk-"
" Lol. Earlier I was all "Hey, brother, get me some bread" and he did. He even buttered it. owo"
"I think my first actual piece I drew with my tablet was drawing Twilla... as a gift to the new member, Twilla.. heehee"
" Eh, working on my art contest entry and listening to the chocobo theme I think I'm getting an unhealthy chocobo obsession @w@"
" Lol, old family tree was amusing in a strange way. XD "WIFEY" "HUZZYBAND" "YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME FOR SWOTS" "LIES""
(Re: We don't get snow days in Cali) "Maybe you'll get... a sun day? xD 'Schools closed today due to excess sun. Pavement is very hot. Driving is unsafe.'"
" Lol, I bet my dad would get me a PO box if I really wanted to. He thinks you guys are awesome and calls you my 'Eevee Buddies' XD"
"Mmnothing much, really... planning on posting before Sky kills me. 'Sup with you? xD"
" Lol, Peggy, I can picture you doing that to your kids in the future"
"Smack them and then offer them a cookie"
"Oh, Boxxy. Boxxy, Boxxy, Boxxy. XD I'm mostly afraid that scientists have figured out how to fuse squirrel genes onto teenage girls"
"I think there's a squirrel girl at my school... because she acts like Boxxy ALL THE TIME"
"Greetings from 'Frosti has a lot of cleaning to do but is on the internet anyway' world"
" My brother wants to learn to play drums... which is scary for me. This kid LOVES PRACTICING ENDLESSLY. -twitch-"
"Now I want a Furret named Toto"
"" I picture the fanfic area as like, a huge library or something... And now I picture Spark as the librarian xD""
"SERO YES LET US RUN ACROSS A FIELD OF FLOWERS... and aaah ruby cream eee"
"Hunting the neighborhood kids with an ice javelin... stalking through snowdrifts Lol. I mean. I'd throw it at a tree or something :D"
"We have a bunch of icicles that try to fall on people when they come in the door. Admittedly, very dangerous. o_o MICHIGAN SECURITY SYSTEM"
" I SHAN'T EVER LEAVE MY BELOVEDS -clutches at Furrets and Skitties-"
"You would draw the world. Then you would draw Swots. And then you would draw a heart between them :D"
"I'm not good at lurking, I always have the urge to chime in with stupidity"
"Fun fact: Saying derp in real life earns weird stares 8D 8D 8D I would know. I regularly say 'derp' and 'akjshfksjd' in regular speech C:"
"Back. Lolyes, I have naturally bad timing--- crud, bbl, dinner XD;;"
"I speak Frosti accent. YUS"
"the reason our computers are horrible is probably from the amount of kids visiting shady websites and picking up viruses =w=b"
"Fluffy fluff is good if you want fluff that appears fluffy?"
"NUH UH, YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY FURRET ;0"
"* Frosti opens crates, adds two cups of water, stirs, and suddenly has rain. yes."
"Should I share my new fave Pokemon of the moment, or keep it a secret so I can love it privately? XD"
"lawl Gro you lucky butt. People always nag me to do requests. XD;;"
"Holy crap these tadpole Pokemon things are so ugly -sigh- At least they make good fuel for my Cottonee to DESTROY WITH EASE"
"My Cottonee is like.. uhh... IT'S LIKE A SWIFFER. MEGA DRAIN"
"Oh my gosh childhood companions stop following meee ... Bianca and Cheren are EVERYWHERE lol"
" Cheren and Bianca are both awesome, yes, but that does not stop the fact that they're STALKERS"
"Woah what the heck, why didn't anyone tell me there was a time change tonight... NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING 8|"
"Peggy: Yup. But then a rainbow shot through my window and destroyed my DS. Sorry"
"If you wanna request something, bring it ooonn, I'm not complaining about you, I'm complaining about people who complain about me uhh complainingly 8D"
"... just one more month though. Until... drivers training... *w*"
"Oh my goodness seriously, how dare there be an ice storm tomorrow, spring just got here"
"I was thinking about waking him up in the middle of the night and telling him there's a tornado warning"
"I'm going to lock him out of the house tomorrow. When he goes to get the mail ^^"
"Just spent all my money on tablet pen nibs and this Wifi adapter thing. YEEEY I'm officially broke :D"
"My parents were saying something about the USSR, when my brother said... 'Isn't that a hospital?'"
"I then decided to test my brother on geography. Me: "What state is Chicago in?" Brother: "Kent county... wait, no, Indiana""
"Me: "What country is California in?" Brother: "Uh. Mexico, right?" To his credit, he figured out that it was in the US after a while."
"Ooh yeah, food is important, lol /forgot to eat most of the day yesterday"
" So stand next to him and smack him upside the head every time he tries to start conversation"
" -just realizing- Dang, you guys stay up late on school nights, lol. Crazy Cali kids"
"Oh, caramel and taffy, heck no. I don't eat those... just popcorn and pop and sugary stuff :D"
"This is an amazing chat flood that is completely distracting me from what I was drawing xDD"
"Lol, gotta love when you jump into a conversation where other people are quoting something, though xD"
"I was told today that I am "a nice person with a smartass sense of humor". I'm not sure if this is good or bad. XD"
"I CAN'T TURN MY HEAD AWAY TO STOP READING, IT'S LIKE A HORRIFIC CAR CRASH /shot"
" Peggy: Rt50 logic, man, Rt50 logic... CANNOT BE DENIED"
"Ooh, ooh, it's a riddle! I KNOW THIS ONE... It's... a wall"
" 4 month olds can type now? SOCIETY HAS COME SO FAR ;u;"
" So if Ruby wears gloves, then she's a glove daughter of a glove wearing gloves"
"Mmkay, I do regret leaving you all so quickly, but the Frosted Flakes call to me and my hungering-ness. Ciao~"
"Aww, wrists do not make pretty noises when sliced. Do not do :C"
"I figure that dead people are pretty slow, I bet I could outrun them."
"But I usually forget to bring my phone places anyway, haha... 'What's your number?' 'GEEZ I DUNNO, I DON'T CALL MYSELF :C'"
"Well, I'm not really fascinated with it, I'm just playing it and am therefore competitive over it"
"Homestuck. It's like our version of a soap opera. OH, JOHN ;A;"
"Lol, I definitely know the feeling. There's a bunch of things I've been telling myself I'll do this summer, since school leaves no time for anything, hnrghh I feel as though I should add something in strikethrough /shot"
"I fell asleep when I was rewatching Inception, and I had FREAKY INCEPTION DREAMS"
"HERE BE CLOTHES IN MY CLOSET. Nothing less and nothing more. Aside from the random Furret of course, but those are everywhere."
"I throw my telescope in the air sometimes, sayin eyyy oh, I'm Galileooo"
"I throw my tablet in the air sometimes, saying eyyyy ohh, my art is lameee-oooo"
"Yup, my next character shall have a completely horrible disposition and everyone shall dislike them <3"
"Vending machine before lunch, small lunch, snack at home, small dinner, more snacks laterrr"
"Okay, I was messing with Livestream and now I accidentally looped the same sound forever and ever"
" I just pick up the nearest hard object and SMACK SMACK SMACK then freak out... Or in reverse order... Or just freak out the entire time"
"Nah, I don't wanna have it, I just wanna borrow it and put it in a little glass jar forever"
"Th-this is bad, being urged to draw Rt50 members as ponies ...oh my gosh coolpony WHAT"
" I see... Well, good luck with that unknotting xD Stereotypically, that should be easy for you, boy scout /shot"
" And you always need that one strange person who will eat all the icky jellybean flavors :D"
" Ship = Randomly pair two people together :D"
"i-it's not what it looks like ;3; POPE TOLD ME TO"
" If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you? Doesn't matter, Peggy's gonna throw you off anyway"
"I need to start logging out of my twitter account so people don't write stuff on it when they come over. Hm!"
" yeeee pie I'm so baked"
" I actually had a debate with her regarding Adventure Time last night, as she accused it of being centered around fart jokes... BUT IT'S... IT'S NOT..."
" be proud of your humor, pope, humor pride"
"oho ilu2 also Gro is nice I'm sure she'll share her lovely locks .... because shaving is caring"
Aah don't worry, Myste. You can still be my official drawing stopwatch. >:0
"bwahaha 8D ...Uh er I mean you could probably hug it without it stealing your soul. Probably."
"BAD DOG, NO"
" meanwhile I shall again crush my bro in mario kart B| /shot"
"Although Ruby, I must add that a big point of these drawings is to point out the silliness of the fandoms? Also just to draw Twill with crowns"
" ohh ruby as a hipster"
"I walked into my AP US History class today ... and guess what was written on the board ... 'Bronies Unite' ... WEH WEH WEH.."
"I think we spammed people whenever they were missing for more than two days at a time, wahaha"
"monkeys and foxes are mortal foes"
"my chemistry exam today broke my soul and motivation and then threw all the little bits into the wind"
"Twiggy, thoughts of college are freaking me out. You do not want those yet :'|"
"Oh, it's true, I don't even know what half of the clothes I wear are called"
"bugs aren't animals they are demons"
(Re: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3blgo4iEK1rv602ao1_500.jpg ) "It kind of looks like mr.saturn, only in a microwave"
"Peggy, your girlfriend is pretty >:0 //not creepy at all"
" okay help me decide on a name for my pun blog... ONCE-UPUN-A-TIME?"
" lol choco school of shipping"
"Also, Twill kind of looks like a guy in this drawing? A little? :D"
"Coolio: Peggy's got himself a significant other :D :D :D"
"I'm pretty sure he's secretly a superhero or something. Duty calls, y'know?"
"just had a super weird dream that I had a long lost sister, and that Navarr was dating that long lost sister, and I just.. what"
"Oh wow I somehow logged myself out HELLO AGAIN TWILL"
"Hunter, you do understand that penguins are at the south pole right"
"my social life started out really strong this summer. it is slowly declining as I spend my days drawing trolls"
" i have triple dog dared you. you can't refuse"
"Pope, you are STRAYING FROM THE ACTUAL DARE..."
"Peggy YOU LITTLE STREET RAT. i hope taco bell uses you to fill fake dorito shells"
"My keyboard smashing really is beginning to look evil. It's probably taking on a life of its own"
" I think us being high would be too much for the world to handle, the universe would tear in two"
"Twill is a nice girl... YOU TREAT HER WELL.."
"if anyone's selling frostis, THEY ARE COUNTERFEIT"
"quote sprees, spark's version of a sugar high"
"What about that one time I drew Myste as a pony"
"Myste, would you like me to try again? I will make you a pretty pony, I swear"
"What's said in this chat, stays in this chat. Juuuuuust like Vegas"
"What happens in the chat doesn't always stay in the chat"
"Repost from Tumblr. I drew this because Sero is a goddess and she needs to understand that u__u other than that yep I can't really... explain this... enjoy (those are lemmings by the way)"
"Alright, guys. All Rt50-ites are moving to Colorado after the fires"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure"
"save a horse ride a cowboy"
"Joker is lowering inflation"
"Mine used to burn my legs... oh lagtop, fond memories we shared"
"cream and sugar YO"
"Must make chips and cheese before skyping happens. And before shootings"
"Does anyone want a short stream? emphasis on short. i'm not streaming for nine hours again"
"Myste: You cannot comprehend Frosti logic >:("
"Art request list? What is that? That is a thing that doesn't exist"
"Also, saying things for the sole purpose of getting in the quote archive is sooooo cheap, man"(put that in, spark)"
" cream on the inside cream on the outside >:|"
"Confession.. I never learned to play the card game when I was a kid, I just collected them for the pretty pictures :'|"
"Remember, you can choose to portray each event in whatever way you see fit. If you want to draw yourself running a track event, go for it. If you want to write about yourself performing a stunning dive, write a short story on it. If you want to film yourself running circles in your backyard, I'm certainly not going to stop you."
"Nah, I'm just.. picturing Insyte and Shanala on fb all like, 'lolol like my status'"
"MARK YOUR TERRITORY, SHOW THEM WHO IS THE DOMINANT MALE"
" You have your choice, Sparkles. Two laps around your house, or twenty pushups"
"ah, myste, you missed me playing ib... or should I say you MYSTE me playing ib"
" by not conforming, you are conforming *___*"
" K-Bar, are you the expert on hipsters, lol? Are all hipsters the same?"
"Spark said 'lo' to me once, I think that is complete proof that he is who he says"
" it's your responsibility to console people who are upset about low scores *___* this is your new duty"
"Man, I remember when Bee was like 'you're my wifey now'" and my response was just... "i don't think my mom would like that""
(Re: FeMV) "he has like, pink gloves and he's holding his finger up to his mouth and he is whispering 'sin'"
"there's a legend about magical girl myste" ... "it goes like this" ... "okay, okay, every time myste finds someone prettier than him" ... "/MAKES THROAT SLITTING MOTION" ... "shhfflllllk"
"Grab every person you see by the shoulders and shout 'ARE YOU XETA'"
" i just want to send you all doodles in the mail"
"Fun fact, I played a horror game today but then decided to look up the ending firs. frosti is the biggest wimp"
" I usually need to be skyping so I at least have people talking back at me, aaaha"
"Still into what? Butts? Always"
" still haven't finished my ff game from two Christmases ago, spark... praise me"
"hmm I wonder if I have to be in bed by 11" "i will push my luck i am a young lady don't need no limits"
"If you're homeschooled do you get to wake up whenever you want, is that how that works"
" Aahaha, I swear, I would draw a million alternate versions of you if I had the time, Myste"
"n-NO, I haven't even been read my rights yet, YOU'RE PUTTING ME UNDER PRESSURE"
"wow I need to get to work, I've basically done nothing for like" "hours" "collapses"
"except when I'm doing nothing, I'm pretty much just.. thinking.. just solid thinking for hours"
"i so deep that if i was puddle you would get ankles wet"
" Since I have nothing else to do, I'm going to work on the site right now >>"
" I DO LOVE DOING THINGS FOR MONEY... WINK WONK"
" i am not ponifying this"
"when we're twenty somethings can we get together and play drunken video games together"
" I accept checks, credit cards, and blood offerings? so yeah anything works guys"
"trying to make pixel sunglasses but so far it just kind of looks like a bra"
"to get into the staff, you have sign over your soul to kat u___u dark secret"
"Explaining to my parents why I have pictures of Pokemon in shoes, and how I have inspired many children around the world to do the same"
"I'd draw something, though :D i'll probably draw spark trying to eat people"
"the time is approaching where I shall beg for candy from adults like the almost-17 year old that I am"
"watched mlp for a while w/ a friend because we were bored, and he just talked about their 'booty mark tramp stamps' for the whole time"
"I've reached the point in my life where I just looked up synonyms for the word 'butt'"
"WHAT THING? ME TALKING?"
"spark you're a boy scout help me draw knot"
"i are speeshul snowflake"
"peggy... it's two am... i'm not gonna use the english language properly"
"CREEPS, CREEPY CREEPS not denying the fact that I helped the creepiness but 'ey"
" also spark, I now understand your writer's urge to rewrite everything"
"Best part of being a section leader is that I can make all the sopranos sing "meow" instead of words"
"hmnmnnnnmnghh... thinking is hard. i would probably think faster if you got me food"
"One hundred is a pretty big number, after all. It's like I have my own little army here. I mean, friends. It's an army of friendship. Yes."
"strikethrough is reserved for my potentially offensive jokes :D"
" frickin' TWILL HE'S GIVING ME RIDDLES ABOUT HIS COSTUME"
"YOU HEAR ME TWILL. I AM FROSTI HEAR ME ROAR"
"hehe just kitten! :3c"
"I have that kind of face that says 'TELL ME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. ALL OF THEM'"
"I'm not even kidding he's beaten the crap out of people and sent to Michigan for pennance"
"ooooooh... furret scarf *__*"
"i found the perfect boy for gro... i was talking to him today and he said he only wants to go to the christmas dance if i let him wear my dress"
" twill is a nutso, typh. a nutso... i would not last ten seconds against twill"
"Eh! My name doesn't fit in the spaces q___q SEVEN LETTER NAME LIMIT.. YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD"
"If you link to those tees, Myste, you must buy me one. You missed my birthday, HEATHEN. WHERE'S MY SHIRT"
" guys, my computer just shut itself off, I didn't actually leave"
(describing Scout) "SHE STARTS OUT 6 FEET TALL AND GROWS TO 20 FEET"
"RP where Groudon just wants to find someone to love him but nobody understands"
"RP where all the legendaries have basically flipped out and all of humanity has no way to fight it and is basically running and hiding"
"i must draw a picture of me biting people's noses"
"You should know better than all of us that it's impossible to 'make' a character center of attention *__* it's about how much other people pay attention to you, and if they do, you're doing it well"
"Actually, that was a lie. I feel a lot more awake than I ever do during the day *___*"
"'POKEMON WANDER THE FOREST AND ACT LIKE THEY ALL HAVE PMS'"
"lets be honest SC is just Pokemon Survivor except none of them survived"
" now it's just ME AN' THE BOYS"
" not the lurker we deserved but the lurker we needed"
"I AM POKEMON"
"all my posts in this rp are like 6 months apart, praise me"
"maybe riolu isn't even a real pokemon, i just made it up and i will never find it"
"hasn't firestar gotten like... dead or something"
" I never change my mind. I just get too lazy to carry out things I say I'm gonna do. :D"
"desperate routewives :'D"
"that book where the little bird goes around and is all 'ARE YOU MY MOTHER' to all the animals... and they're like 'no get lost'. I will make a spoof of that. Myste, you get to be the MAIN CHARACTER"
"SKY WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME"
" I dunno, I don't usually get bored on break because I always have stuff to do, FIND SOMETHIN TO DO"
"every january i go through magical art growth and I don't know why"
"I-I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OVERUSE OF BLUE-- thanks though hah :D"
"Aaaugh, thank goodness for seatbelts D: Cars terrify me for good reason"
"sparkles, why haven't you written a book yet... nevermind, you've written LotE and that pretty much counts"
"I DON'T BREED COOKIES. I BREAD THEM'
"I don't remember her Miltank being as viciously unbeatable as it was in GSC, though"
"make out with who you WANT TO, Mae"
"why is the last van just peggy :'|"
" Oh yeah, Spark, Aurore and I had an idea... you should let people commission you to write romantic fanfiction for them :D"
"oh man, hahhaa. Spark probably has tons of internet identities that he writes different genres from"
"PE, your initials give me bad memories u_u"
I know, and that's the part that I'm working on... my cat is very much in the way right now"
"I love Clyde :'D he's the best" / "his goal in life is just to sleep on top of as many people as possible"
"spark is... serious, hard workin' enjoys writin' and is a fox"
"come to my house, i have like... an entire of ice cream"
"Heck yes. That's how you pick up all the chicks, right? Chicks dig cannons."
"I sold my soul to the Pokemon franchise, I have to buy pmd"
": aurore, you can be the chick who runs over to the other team when it starts raining... and mooch off their shelter"
"rt50 survivor has powerups... giant aurore crushes the competition"
"I call everyone a man, man."
"BUTTS, YES. THE GAME... NO. (hah, I WONDER WHO THIS IS)"
"pope or spark #awkotaco uhh... why not both? PORK //choice: pope, apologies to sparkledesu"
"I don't remember, what am I looking up? if i have to look it up on UrbanDictionary, I fear something VERY WRONG has been said without me knowing it"
(Re: Turbofox) "Why are they going toward a canyon? How are they going so fast? Sparkleaf gets the fish."
"Spark: there was no person other than you that could have asked that ahahahhaha"
"some guy on our choir fb page just posted something like 'wow Dante was super hot during his solo, wasn't he'"
"Why does every Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game insist on saying 'disappear' instead of 'die'? I mean, I know it's a kids game, but C'MON NOW... THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN, PMD, YOU MEAN DEAD"
"SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR PANTS"
"floors, stairs, couches, bathrooms, knick knacks. oh, the accursed knick knack cleaning"
"HMM... Nah, not really. I do secretly ship Xeta and Sparky, despite the fact that he is never on anymore. shh, don't tell"
" i should draw rt50!toddlers... oh wait, I did draw some of them :D I don't remember if I uploaded them"
"Aurore is more of a real person than us, Peggy"
"all the alignments = overly emotional teens = most of us"
"both. we draw insyte swimming in babes"
"everyone has those days where they just throw up on everything they see"
" you can't talk about puns right when I'm leaving... then I have to stay"
"ugh texting sucks because then I'm expected to converse with people, like ... ALL THE TIME "
"shrug! I've always wanted to see St. Louis, so it's all good. and 8 hours in the car to play animal crossing"
" hi. :D //late"
"any michigander visitors are invited for sick sleepover parties"
"Sheep: no, i'm the magical king. wanna be my magical queen"
"I will draw... NICHOLE PROBABLY ...or I could finish that drawing of Nichole I started a while ago!"
"my version of packing is just shoving a bunch of books and my 3ds into a bag and then leaving"
" it's fun because I read my old posts and don't remember writing them ahaha"
" i can't make a straight line it's upsetting me"
"wait, spark, aren't we supposed to tell you to not be on the internet. SPARKLES. GET YOUR FURRY BUTT OFF THE CHAT"
"can frosti draw w/ cat on lap... we just don't know"
" want cat to get off so I can draw, but. i don't have the heart to shoo him off. because, like, he doesn't even KNOW what the internet is. he's just gonna think I don't like him ;____;"
"y'know what's really weird though. my cat doesn't even know what politics are. clyde doesn't even know what america is"
"it's great that tumblr is for social justice, but they only have one viewpoint, ever"
"rose is halloween"
"at least 8 people have used our driveway as a turnaround today, what is going on"
"it's reached the point of the summer where all the days blur together and I don't accomplish anything"
"the night is young... and so are we ;D"
"aah, that's good to know! Glad I'm not getting you in trouble for like.. existing, haha :'D"
"a warriors rp except they're all anthros... WARRIOR CATS"
"my mom's trying to make me wear a fanny pack and I am vehemently resisting... she told me that true hipsters don't care what people think about them and then I didn't know what to say"
"my headcanon is that winchester gets a strange joy from killing baby dragons in front of their parents. see, we don't want frosti to make headcanons; we would like frosti to stop"
" I tried to draw Sparkleaf and Thalia being cute last night, but it just wasn't working? will have to attempt again... whoops haha. I was thinking sparktail but instinctively wrote sparkleaf"
"insyte gets 'round... that's MY headcanon 8)"
"duuude paint splatter pants, yes. also I have kawaii-eyes. and have the same coordination problems that I do in real lief. yeeees"
"it's a lot of effort to write an entire story... IT'S HARD TO BE SPARKLES"
"My streams bring out all kinds of internet unsafety :D I am the person my parents warned me about"
"OOOOOOOOH SPARKLES. just... ACT NATURAL... ACQUIRE PHONE NUMBER... TALK TO GIRL A LOT... WORK THEM FOXY CHARMS"
"hold on there's a meteor shower in my town. i made wish\"
"need to get lagtop online somehow, then I definitely will :'|'
" I feel horrible for a while if I'm hungry, but eventually I just.. don't want to eat anymore? but thirst, that don't go away"
"dying is the #1 cause of death in america"
"I'd be losing weight if people at my church didn't keep FEEDING ME SO MUCH"
"i am draw"
" i would never kill sparkles. I mean, he would make an awesome fur coat, but that's beside the point"
"tempted to draw me wearing spark pelt now"
" oh my gosh you son of a pretzel stick"
" I try not to do it as much during the summer, though, or else I just end up sleeping all day ;;"
"THAT SPARKED A GOOD IDEA. rt50 people get on boat. boat is shipwrecked. crack shippings are caused by the resulting delirium"
"i enjoy tales where the villain is the darkness inside -everyone-! :D"
"frosti's writing rt50 fics everyone hide"
"only I am allowed to insult myself, if you call me a narcissist one more time i'll murder you. I don't care if it is an accurate label or not, but holy crap it doesn't need to be coming from you"
"holy crap I started hearing music when nothing was playing anywhere"
"THE EXECUTIONS JUST MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I'M ALWAYS REALLY CURIOUS TO WATCH"
"frustrated with self, about to retreat to train myself in the mountains and study anatomy intensely for the next month"
" UGH I'm just.. getting so sick of it? I tell everyone they just need to practice, so I'd better follow my own advice ;;"
"too stressed. time 2 draw kittens and pokemon"
"MY FAMILY ATE ALL MY SNACKS. STOMPS AROUND AND MAKES ANGRY NOISES"
"just remembered this dream I had like a year ago where I was sent to a fancy school but got locked in my locker for the whole year"
"nope, lagtop is pretty useless, haha"
"lots of my dreams lately are just me having conversations with different people.. interesting for me, but not interesting to talk about u3u"
"did I tell you about the time I punched a kid? I found the note from my 2nd grade teacher, I didn't even remember it. and all it said was 'Danielle punched this kid in the nose. She said it was because he was annoying. She claimed that she didn't mean to'"
"foxxyfox shall be put up shortly >3>"
"sky, i have a problem though. you never warned me pokemon ask blogs would consume all of my life where was my warning. help"
" less of a love triangle and more of 'get the heck away from her you have no right'"
"dude swots i'd totally text you >3> //shot"
"unrelated, but I like the smirk I drew on poe in the second to last panel /shot"
" i got so good at convincing my mom to let me do things on the internet, you have no idea. i mean, she drives me to see people I met on the internet so I think I won the game. I MEAN, when I first joined rt50 I wasn't even allowed to upload sprites to the internet NOW LOOK WHERE WE ARE"
"they just look so hard for things to be mad about... i'll just go on rping my talking pokemon doll"
"that's even more reason to text me during class ;)"
"spark this is what you missed at the vmas... yes that is a real thing she did on real people television"
" real people television: real television for real people"
"alternate alternate solution: buy textbook, eat it as a method of protest, then drop out of college and become a fox"
"haaaha, ebooks SHOULD be the solution to all this, but they've pretty much already decided that, in order to make sure textbook companies still rake in the cash, they're ignoring the fact that they're saving so much on printing costs and distribution and just keeping the price"
"BECAUSE COLLEGE STUDENTS CAN TOTALLY HANDLE EVEN MORE DEBT.. YEP THIS IS WHAT OUR FUTURE SKILLED WORKERS NEED"
"I really do sound like that one chick from Dead Like Me, though, it kind of freaks me out"
"I just end up with these never ending to-do lists that never get to-done"
"wow I had caps lock on at first and almost sent that like 'HAHA XD' and it was scary"
"we really should switch to-do lists for like. a week. that would be fun lets do it"
"ahh boy the 'you are a lazy *** why don't you clean the house why do you not feel shame' speech from my mom"
"my ability to watch series for long periods of time in one sitting is not impressive @__@"
" i play da keyboard real goodlike... I am the keyboard cat"
"tinny said she'll reply this weekend ;3; rolls on the floor... rolls off a cliff... die"
"I took 5 AP classes 8|;;; Everybody else took a bunch of easy classes BUT I WENT HARDCORE... REGRET.. "
(A Gathering of Foxes) "Irritated now, he marked the trees again, hoping that the other foxes would get the message."
" school is making me feel kind of dead and empty inside :D I need to draw"
"general reference: ALL pictures would be better with suits ...well they are very COMFORTABLE. FOR MY EYES"
"That's silly. Saying to go get a Coke is way sillier than either soda OR pop. geez"
"I used to want to be a vet.. decided later on that I wouldn't want to cut open animals, though @___@"
"That really doesn't make any sense; she did nothing to indicate that her character was anywhere near our group. just gonna ignore her post"
"Poe will now totally be doing book reports."
"DOES THIS COUNT AS COORDINATING A THING. AM I DOING MY JOB"
"I can feel it.. I can feel the sickness coming on. my eyes burn. soon, my body will decompose into the quivering pile of slime known commonly as a cold"
"my defense mechanism to unwanted flirting on fb is just to send the scared looking cat emote 500 times"
"spark, I think you don't understand that it's warm here in the summer, haha"
"PEES SELF AND ROLLS ON THE GROUND"
" I thought I was done fangirling over people but then ask blogs happened"
"time to write like 10 essays so I can maybe afford to go to college"
"tried to go on a bike ride but it's RIDICULOUSLY COLD outside"
"I think I'm less good at being all alone than I thought I was. hm"
"FOXES ARE THE BEST I WILL HAVE ONE AS A PET ONE DAY"
"all of my conversations on the internet right now involve kissing"
" YES EXCEPT THEY MAKE ME REALIZE... I AM NOT DOING WELL IN THAT DEPARTMENT"
"Just say you have problems with every single way of logical thinking possible :D /shot"
"blast the music and growl at anyone who looks at you funny"
" >:D now you'll never know it's me "
"i was taking a nap, got woken up, fell asleep again, and moose set off the fire alarm... so now my head's doin weird things"
" i smoke the happiness of others and it is delicious "
"goodness, though, must get ready to do things and not look like trash @__@ later, guys"
" guess who just butt dialed 911? me, i did. my butt most likely will end up getting someone arrested, at this rate"
"Streaming ask blog answers and maybe some of a commission later! everyone's probably playing X/Y right now though so uh I dunno come on in if that's not consuming your life "
" I pretty much watched every cartoon to ever air on cartoon network/disney/nickelodean because child-me did not leave the house'
"that sounds like you AVOIDIN' A CHALLEEEENGE. IT'S TOO LATE, CUE. OUR EYES HAVE MET"
"Personally, I think people overreact about technology overload? I'm perfectly happy to admit to my reliance on computers."
"livestream > prom night"
"alright I LOVE VICTINI BUT V-WHEEL VICTINI JUST NEEDED TO CALM HIMSELF DOWN THAT IS TOO MUCH ENTHUSIASM '
"I enjoy this, as I enjoy all of the RouteSaga episodes :'| cat puns are, indeed, vital u__u "
""WHY THANK YOU. I suppose I am rather thankful for my birthday. It means I am not dead yet :D"
"sky. you never told me ask blogs were filled with SO MUCH PAIN "
" the first scratch on my dad's new car was me ramming it through a garage door, so I can totally relate"
"yeah i don't sleep"
" what if I start a band called 'Of Mice and Pokemen' and the album cover is just a really buff anthro pikachu "
"wartortle is so unappreciated... dunno if it flies, but it is super fly"
" video games r hard
" spark, you're gonna have to fight me >:0 I WILL WIN "
"GUESS WHO CAUGHT A SHINY DITTO? ME. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA YYEEEESSSS "
"drawing people is too hard. i quit"
"SNOW DAY, HOWLS AT THE MOON AND FLIES OFF TOWARD THE HORIZON "
"if peggy sent me that, i'm gonna slaughter him "
"all I wonder is why people would ask for drawings of humans from my pokemon blog "
"i've always been an internet"
"sometimes, a block of cheese is just a block of cheese"
"envy looks like a potted plant "
" drawing people hugging things is suffering "
" it does, but it sometimes makes me rush, so I wanted to make sure I had the sketch down.. "
"dear friend? when did pope get friends "
"I DON'T KNOW I'M BAD AT COMMUNICATE"
"how did I get followers during hiatus. that makes me feel bad"
"I don't know whether to laugh or cry, how do they even expect me to contact them"
"I'M HELLA FUN"
"WHAT. THE hoenn fanboy, changing his allegiance? never thought I'd see the day "
"nobody puts glaceon in the corner"
"HEY i-i'm totally taller than 3'11"
"you've found me out, i'm actually a hobbit "
"Heh :D gotta love blue, best color. team aqua ftw "
"SNOW DAAAAAYY "
"trying to write this research paper at 2 in the morning is probably a bad idea"
"Snow day -and- my research paper's due date has been pushed back? Life is good.."
"you people had better include a works cited page the next time you claim school is closed because I keep getting my hopes up for nothing"
"did somebody say...... BATTLE"
"if I sleep on the tablet bed I can't DRAW"
"drawing paws doing hand things is really ???"
"okay frosti, no more fire emblem, do homework now"
"I believe this probably suggests interesting and strange things about your psyche. HMM"
"sparkleaf your treachery against the Frost kingdom will not be forgotten"
""they" is the sparkleaf collective hivemind"
" pfffft, most other people don't know how to dance either, so you just kinda shuffle around :D you'll do fiiine"
"3/4 of my pets were named schugs... don't ask why I did that, I don't know"
"hello. I dislike a great many of you and it makes me uncomfortable to hold conversations with you. bye"
"I can't help it, I hoard everything what's mine is mine. what's yours is also mine"
" I've figured out that I don't like writing romance-y bits. it makes me feel WEIRD. >:|"
"i can't do it. I can't even do it ironically. I can't write peggyxpope. erase section. done. no more of that"
"california is not the world standard. michigan is"
" peggyxpope it is .... this is so painful to write though"
(Route 50 Valentine's Day story) "This was more like it. It took Mae little more than fifteen minutes to achieve what was probably the closest to paradise she could possibly achieve on Earth. Mae was swimming in babes."
"even a snowy day could never keep me from coming to see you, Valentine"
"YOU SAID THAT IT WASN'T ROMANTIC. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH"
"my hair was yellow-length, once... and now it is not /tear"
"takes a lot of effort for me to not make horrible, sarcastic comments"
"I have so many things to do and so little time/motivation"
"azelf is the best one because it's blue tho... incidentally, that is also why kyogre, articuno, and dialga are superior"
"drinking teacups full of mtn dew b/c we're all gonna die anyway"
"yep, got like an A rank support, figured I needed one eventually"
"you forget that, despite how totally cool I am, I am still super awkward"
"flow is rad and has wasted so much of my phone battery"
" i'm gonna trademark the word 'the'"
"short and quiet spark. sounds accurate"
"MAE YOU'RE REALLY CUTE. I LIKE YOUR FRECKLES"
"cold bothers me. ironic, huh"
"snow is pretty but really irritating in too large a dose. JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEE"
"I'm so bad at receiving gifts of any kind because I don't deserve and don't know how to react"
" XETA, I LOVE YOU"
"W̫̘̣͉͈Ḩ̟̬̟̫O̮̜̖͠ ̫̀D̩̬̘̹̘̀A̢̩̼͙͈R͍E҉̻̪S̳ T҉O̟͍̳ ̪͇̲͠S͍̞̥̖̺̫͠ͅU̠̙̱̖̯M̞̜̳̩M̯̮̹̝Ó̩N̠̪̥̤ ͙̣͎M҉̞̹͖͇E̯̙͚͈̤͈͢ͅ"
"I'm sad that my headphones are broken, now I have to actually hear what people are saying because of these crappy earbuds"
"current mood: sigh. that's more like a current life attitude for me right now than a mood, I guess"
" It was this middle school/high school youth group event, was making sure middle schoolers weren't doin' the sex in the hallways. because that's generally not allowed or encouraged on such outing"
"yeah, there's a few girls in the group that're really touchy with the boys"
"it's pretty common for them to try to sneak off on events like this :I horny little jerks"
"I AM THE ANTI CUPID. NO KISSING UNDER MY WATCH. I WILL KILL THE BUDDING ROMANCES"
"generally running around yelling "NO KISSING" in my most obnoxious voice possible wards it off"
"boobs?!??! boobs?!? i don't have. peggy must've stolen mine. HAHA BURN"
"peggy might come watch my graduation speech/live in my basement for a while"
"haha, I feel like one of those kids from the old days talking up rumors about finding a mew behind the truck or something"
"> I started a Nuzlocke in my Yellow and its strangely difficult because of the oddly large level gaps in wild pokemon. level 7 pidgey in route 1? heck no I can't handle that with my lv 2 rattata"
".... I'm naming all my Pokemon after math terms :D //shot"
"Guess who's accumulated enough scholarship that at least their first year of college is paid off already? (it's me)"
"horseradish, 50% horse, 50% radish"
"Well, Colorado legalized it, so denver... the mile high city. HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHH"
"dude max, did you know that your college's choir is singing with my choir in new york"
" What I want to know is why I have 20 Feebas in my box"
"moment when you realize the mother of your significant other reads all your facebook conversations"
"Hey, I played no part in that. take it up with Char. I'm usually guilty of starting dumb shit but NOT TODAY"
"BEE, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE MARRIED ... those were good times u3u"
(Re: I want Route 50 to live again at whatever cost) "contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼"
"Karma only happens by chance and in stories. If you're actively hoping for bad things to happen to people for their crimes, that only affects you negatively."
"give me request or i keep doing this"
joys of an author 1. crying 2. shipping 3.killing off the characters
in my unwritten story ideas I've already planned out the mental breakdowns of my characters
i just like genuis children. reminds me of myself B) /shot
hey now, watch it, you talking to the valedictorian
"who wants to get breakfast diarrhea with me? ... y'all don't love me enough"
"just wrote 'seven' as '7even'. I've reached a new subconscious level of cool"
"It's just the first time in a while that I can sleep in tomorrow, and I like drawing at night"
"not that aurore hasn't already drunk commented on my art before"
"to draw with the marker, one must deny the marker"
"sometimes my college friends will drunk text me and it's just like 'HAHA TOO MUCH GIN, MAN XD' 'i love you so much' and then i tell them to stay hydrated"
"i still rue the day I jokingly told a girl in the middle school youth group to rebel against her overprotective parents"
"this girl quotes everything I tell her and counts it as sound life advice and that worries me"
"I'm glad I live in a day and age where a man can marry the Pokemon he loves"
"WHAT THE. WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME"
"peggy I hate you so much"
"thank you, human beings who aren't peggy, for not being peggy"
"MAN, thought I was gonna make a comeback but I DIDN'T"
"my cat threw up and then felt bad about it so I'm comforting him"
"i am incapable of talking sexy. it will never happen, ever. don't even attempt"
"I think our generation has gotten to the point where we no longer feel joy, lol"
"public service announcement: everyone, please stop making dumb choices"
" sparks... fanfic.. finish? does not compute"
"board games make me irrationally angry"
"i pronounce you frosti and waifu. you may now kiss kiss fall in love"
"frosti is confused about rp worlds. she's just gonna let spark do everything in that category"
"fight game is hard"
"I'M SORRY THIS SKETCH IS WORST. I totally didn't get distracted, nope >___>"
"so dead set on fe:rt50 now... which means: I will get excited about it and not do it"
"rose torch fo lyfe"
"it's taking all of my effort to draw answers instead of watching anime"
""should we make an rp" more like "frosti do you want to get excited about something and then become a disappointment to everyone""
" totally didn't choose cat rp just because I am cuddling with cat"
"http://i.imgur.com/oz1ity4.jpg :3 hobbies include: cuddling, meowing, biting people's cheeks"
"other things that make clyde awesome: he's really big but has the most high pitched whiny meow"
"(I'm so pure, I'm everyone's first choice for virgin sacrifices to active volcanoes)"
"i'm willing to bet 99% of rt50 members are hella virgins"
"the winner is frosti desu chan. she is the animes"
" Lol, I don't think I want to suggest boob anime to the kiddos"
"My favorite thing about ask blogs is how nobody ever directly asks for plot points, pffthahaha"
"" this chat is just people calling out names. that's literally all this chat ever has been and ever will be"
" I've answered 16 in the past 2-3 days and that is frightening"
"now I wanna draw magical leafeon girl"
"mae only draws things she wants to make out with"
"nepeta you are such a better 13 year old than I was. I am so very jealous"
" that's true, though, I can kind of tell how alive the chat's going to be just by looking at the chatters"
"mae, I think the eyes are pretty. I also like that shirt you're wearing right now"
"some days I consider just becoming a hermit and never interacting with people again and just reading and drawing and making music and stuff"
"that'd be a good life if I knew it wouldn't make me go completely batshit insane. augh. I guess I'm going batshit insane anyway, though, so why not do it in a productive fashion"
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"It's because you dwell on it. Get better at distracting yourself."
"everyone on rt50 thinks I'm a narcissist. maybe I am. I have no idea"
"spanish is hard. I will never fluently speak spanish"
"today I was trying to say "I don't know anything" to the teacher but I forgot how to conjugate for first person. so I just said "you don't know anything""
"'homework' spark says as he posts in his rp"
"Kat really should've added a shipping feature for April Fools"
"ALL YOUR ROMANCE ARE BELONG TO US"
"ICY, THEY DID ARRANGED MARRIAGE IN BIBLE TIMES IT'S SUPER TRADISH"
"through my fire embleming, I have found a habit of me shipping pious priests with seductive dancer women"
"" DUN DA DA DUUUUN, HERE COMES THE BRIDE. woman and fox... BLASPHEMY""
"since I've already achieved my grades things I have achieved a new level of senioritus. it is called "I don't care, I'm going to go watch anime now""
" puella madoka magica magica magica magica magica magica magica"
"EXCITEMENT FLOWETH THROUGH MY VEINS"
"I mostly think it's funny that Max's college is pretty much hosting this event"
"Spark: I rejected the call because I'm a killjoy"
"I want to live in NYC just so I can spend all my paychecks on pokedolls"
" there's too many things to keep me connected, THEY KEEP ME FROM PRODUCTIVITY"
"why am I qualified to give a speech. statistically speaking most of the valedictorians are awkward nerds and I am no exception"
"i made a beautiful spanish video about going to mexican jail today"
"i gotta stop playing this game. I've wasted the day, haha ;;"
"flutter :D kill meeeeee"
" It's not like I'm forcing anyone to give me games, I just thought I'd give people a better exchange rate than GameStop"
"I got the pink tutu ask. WHY CAN'T I ANSWER THE TUTU ASK"
"I'm pushing myself too hard. and at the same time I'm gonna do nothing whatsoever to change that. go me"
"I started out studying psychology and ended with googling how to tame a squirrel"
"fro will post when she's not peeing herself out of anxiety"
(Re: I need monologues) "MAE I HAVE ONE. it has one bad word you can edit out"
"my mom told this graphics designer at her work to make like, simple banner for my graduation. he drew this ridiculous anime version with hella boobs and... just, dear lord, lemme post a picture"
"anime boobs are either flat or hella"
"Me winning Risk is a bad thing because I start gloating and everyone hates me for it BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I AM THE ALMIGHTY DICTATOR. HUAHAHAHA"
"so tempted to make sexpire navarr"
"mae confirmed as satan"
"invisible? why it doin' that. that's not very thug of it. why am I invisible WHEN DID I DO THAT"
(Re: you have your whole life ahead of you) "indeed I do! And I shall probably spend it still acting like a child, lol"
" I had a dream like a week ago that Pope was a crack addict who was trying to convince me to trade him my Lugia"
" you guys are really scary bout yo rps"
"when are we gonna plan our big sitewide meetup? for real, we're basically old enough now"
"this is the weirdest commish, peg. I am literally drawing you thrice, including you as a chick"
"lol pope has literally listened to 'doses & mimosas' 5 times in a row //thanks spotify for creep features"
" what! the only acceptable waifu for an upstanding young christian man is JESUS"
"I ship peg x fempeg"
"naaaaaaaah mae's internal cuteness is always on level with frosti's swag"
" this just in: mae is reading mango"
"my entire speech: "kids, 3d boys will only let you down. get a 2d catboy waifu""
"kids, you know what really hurts? the fact that nah will outlive her husbando by so many years"
"was that a short joke? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I am a full five foot four"
"babe, how'd you like to go out for dinner and an anime? sounds romantic, desu"
" loool, who remembers "Totes Chill War"? It was my really gangster ap us history essay. it has apparently become school legend, as I wrote it 2 years ago and it is still being read to the APUSH classes today"
"I thought I was hilarious. AND I WAS"
" I know how to get da ladies... I just mean, like, I COULD PICK UP CHICKS... IF I WANTED TO. not that I'm INTO THAT "
"Pointy yellow cat is my favorite Pokemon"
"My mom's basically said that all my internet people can stay in my basement, lol"
"paintballing looks painful but then again I'm a little wimp"
"they shouldn't have invented poverty, either, that's the worst idea"
"secrets... you guys watch my livestreams, you should know all my secrets, lol"
" I end up pulling accidental all nighters a lot, haha. I just stay up and suddenly I see sunlight coming through the window, and I'm just like 'huh'?"
""wow, isn't the sky pretty tonight" *BLUSHES*"
"myste is challenging my authority. i'm putting him in his place, like when you put a pet dog in place by shoving its nose into a puddle of it's own pee"
"My love for you is like zombies, undying, slightly brainless"
"I know I'm doing well in life because I just won $10 worth of gourmet mac and cheese from a pun contest"
"rock slide's a nice move when it actually hits"
"Part of me wants to roleplay again. god save my soul"
"runs into ball with bread hanging out of my mouth"
" I would bring my cat to the dance if he wouldn't get scared and probably pee on the floor"
"take me, mae,"
" the rt50 ball (feat. puppies and kitties)"
"I get almost angry when I see artists that can draw hands well. HOW DID YOU SUMMON SATAN TO SIGN YOUR SOUL OFF TO HIM. WHEN CAN I DO THAT"
"I think I managed to make my job permanent by coding so stupidly that nobody other than me will ever be able to unravel it again"
** "What makes you so sure that people do have a "true" self? Part of who we are is simply growing into the masks that we create for ourselves. Who we are is defined by what we think and how we respond to situations. If that changes depending on who you're talking to, that's still you. Part of you, anyhow." **
(Re: go home) "home doesn't have wifi"
"who needs dates when you have video games am I right"
"I have just started coding my project. it is due in less than 24 hours. BUT THAT'S FINE"
"ssshhhh naaaah I have uh... done this before with programming projects. namely, every time"
" it's our hole, it's a nice hole and we're not leaving"
"bring back the eevees. BRING BACK THE EEVEES. free them"
"Eh, not sure whether I'd want her to or not. maybe she wouldn't because she wants to have the same lifespan as Torch, hehe"
"Spark is secretly sponsored by Aveeno"
"I still like EoS more, but PSMD is my second face" ... "*fave" ... "wow I don't think video games should be my face"
" sky I've joined you in typo infamy"
"I NEED TO PET MY WIFE OR SHE WON'T KNOW THAT I LOVE HER!!!"
"I've got a real anime gf. notice me, senpai"
"no, because in fe, most of the marriage options are actually good, unlike real life"
" I hope your rabbit knows how important they are right now. let him pee on the sheets"
" but how do you play video games if it's not like 3 in the morning"
"thanks to spark, I often momentarily forget that leafeon/raichu aren't 3rd gen pokemon"
"I charged him a lifetime of writing me rose/torch smut fic"
"I married Kaden in Revelations and I have zero regrets, he's adorable and best husband and I will cherish him forever, I love this game"
"she has wonderful taste in waifus! she picked me, after all"
" this is gonna beef the HELL outta my resume if I do all of this"
" rt50 prom all the joy of prom without... any of the joy of prom"
"Mm yeah, we could aim for 2018... if people can't finish an art piece by then... they have issues that I can't help them with cough pope, cough"
"Happy to have you guys on the team! Especially happy that Sky gets to be my partner in crime now, hehe! Here's to making fantastic things happen around here again!"
"Almost slipped and fell getting to my seat on the bus, but I grabbed a pole and did a full graceful 180 instead"
"I made jessa late for work the other day because I woke up to her alarm, then turned it off and went back to sleep"
~ Frosti^coord


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Grov
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"Mispelling my name since 1990"
"'whats your lead poke--''LV.100 SHINY MAGIKARP SONNNNN'"
"yes,i took art steroids before bed and drew this >w>"
"..is it wrong i laugh every time i see a speed sign saying "Speed hump"?"
"*GASP* IT DOES?! *tries to nom her own head*"
"the only time i will say "love" to my friends is,"I love your hair today!""
"now that i think of it only EF has seen most of my face...:I" ... "I NEED TO SEE YOUR HAIR EF. NOW."
"Pope probably played Gorrilaz too loud at night and woke up the whole neighborhood,and then police came to stop the music."
"IE is like the character everyone hates in a story."
" i yell out pokemon all the time in class. :D Teacher: "Someone give me a hypothesis." Me: "Pokemon.""
"Mmm,my dad went around route50 while i was out and asked me who sparkleaf was,"Oh,her name is..Sarah loon.""
"Want to register your number in my PokeNav?"
"Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here."
"Frosti: Can i scout out your heart?"
"Upside to not joining any RPs: Not hassled with death threats or squeaky hammers."
"Or,You could wear a ski mask and get a water gun,and when she comes out to see go all ski mask guy on her and tell her to go back to bed or her new gown gets soaked. :D"
"Okay;Okay,fill it with punch and stain it and then run like a mad ski man yelling,"TRY AND GROUND THAT HFGUGDYGU!!"."
"Oh wait, Spark arent your bestest friends raichu and pikachu? //shotforreferanceinpicturethread"
"Xeta,could you please tell me how you became so amazing? did you fall into a vad of paints?"
"fffffrosti i meant mightyena,BUT NICE WORK ANYWAYS. -goldenstar-"
" I imagine myself as more of a mother than a Wife. 'EF get out of the nutmeg. EF don't create a missle launcher. EF stop plotting and eat. EF don't drink out of the toilet bowl.'"
"Houston,We have reached level 100. :D!!"
"'Sophia your here for a very serious matter,you got the principle sacked--' 'You said sack heehee.'"
"At the art festival i was standing on a pole while my family stare at some bread,and so i heard a guy say,"Joe? Joe who?" and he was close enough to me so i said,"Jo' mama.""
"Sheep i swear to god PP PP PP WANNA RP RP? RP HEY WANNA RP HEY HEY"
"Why do i have the feeling its like a navarr-little-girl-party in lobby?"
"Navarr: I really am sorry sir, argh. ; v ; BUT i'll make it up by drawing you as Bianca. C:'
"MV: Oh. You dont know i put boys in girls attire?" | "Oh, you dont like them...? Seems ive found my Hilda!"
"While im at it how about EF as dawn. C: ...Grovyle is going to be killed for this one day"
"To make people confused id put a sign with another member's name on it on my door."
"Come on Xeta, i bet spark would run at anything that says frosti on ittt"
"Sorry fox. Pinch < Grass."
"Mm, whatever that is > Grass."
"Grass is an amazing type; affected by nothing. Woop~ ...Does this silence mean agreement?"
"I thought i had an N shirt when i saw this... I need an N shirt."
"Huggle < Grass"
"I wish we could jump away from the drama, like an invisible pool always near you,that takes away your stress and your tears with its soothing water."
"And I will die with both of my hands un-tied and head held up high."
"Playstation network down for 2 days so far, I can hear the rage of CoD fans everywhere... Mainly because my dad is in the other room."
"Oh my dear! You can never stop a trickster from playing tricks, and i happen to be as well-- ahah"
"FRO IS THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS TO DRAW STUFF IS words words I forgot the order words"
"Hey-a sky seems your invisibility cloak got stuck in the door m'lady."
"Pretty soon the galleries are gonna be overwhelmed with homestuck I plan on drawing Pokemon stuff and submitting it when it gets thick. :U"
"'What are you drawing?' 'NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL HAHAHAHAHA.'"
"Route50 I will throw my art at you when I start making better jokes"
" WOW okay my brother took my headphones said my mom needed them and walked into the room wearing them"
"Princess is very fragile and cannot handle noms."
"oh no spark dosent have a human persona I GUESS I CAN DRAW THEM IN DRESSES AHAHAHAHAHAH"
" Man there's a guy in the living room and I need a coke but I don't want him to see me. #grovyleproblems"
"I've learned 2 things in the past 48 hours, first, Yahoo Answers is the epitome of absolutely useless answers and two, my tablet is the biggest piece of Magikarp to ever be assembled by machine. This tablet has been the bane of my existence for quite a while now."
"Hi! I like dresses, they're comfy and easy to wear!"
"Twill is the master of demanding art goodies??? BD And tea???"
"Twill should be under investigation for a series of nomicides"
"Here I'm known for liking hair and in school I'm known for small handwriting. BD"
"* Grovyle enters whimsically on a reindeer."
"Spark, just the princess-loon-author I wanted to see, oh hey Twill you are also a person I needed!"
" Oh, hey I'm basking in a new Bamboo as well!!!"
"I have a feeling homicide isn't accepted in Equestria!"
"I don't go on anymore. :y"
"Homestuck homestuck homestuck DRAMA SHIPPING Homestuck"
"Imagine if we all liked Digimon instead of Pokemon."
"I'm glad you're not as bad about ponies as MV is! He's sooo rude! ... You don't threaten to cut my head off and use it as a mask when I mention an epsiode of MLP I mean"
(@Pope) "if you leave i'll be the only girl :0 ba dum tsh"
" I don't say these things because I have the fear that hey anyone can die at any moment and it'd really suck for my dad to die the day after I talk about how much I hate him"
"Well if we're talking about killing people guns are normally pretty useful! //shotshotshot"
"my dad's so lazy omg ... 'okay sophia we're gonna clean in a minute' ... and he just continues playing mw3 lol"
"Time Gears, that's how cool I am guys."
"Frosti's getting all the dudes. :y"
"I would say,"I USED TIME MANIPULATION BEFORE IT WAS COOL," but I have no idea what's happening."
"Drawing and then suddenly name changes galore" ... "THAT'S MY JOB YOU GUYS"
"Twill when I say this I mean it in the nicest way possible ... YOUR VARIOUS PERSONAS ARE PRETTY HARD TO DRAW KDJHSJKHD"
"God I have like 600 mails from Twill all for different things dhjksj"
"I LIVE IN NARNIA"
"YOU HAVE A GAIA AVATAR SIMULATOR TAG ?!?!?! GIMME GIMME GIMME"
"What's a popchip?? Is it like a popcorn-potato-chip hybrid of some sort??"
"And here we see the chatroom of the elusive OTP Pope and Frosti"
(Nard-dog) "i wear bright colors because" "andy bernard" "aka the nard-dog yolo"
"i am an animal' ... 'bark"
"is it wrong I want to make a toaster in the bath tub joke"
OKAY GUYS here's the perfect water/electric.
"is pope my mom whaTS GOING ON HERE DAD"
"I will, dad. I'll treat her like a princess. (rim shot)"
"I just want to mention that I spent 10 minutes staring at your icon trying to discern if it was a .gif or if I was just seeing things. @____@"
"i dont even know what to draw BLOWS A LOUD RASPBERRY"
"alright, ladies and gentlemen, please don't scramble. just go ahead and line up in a single file line, alphabetical order, and put your gifts in the bin over to my right. and please don't take more than five minutes confessing your undying love for me."
"can i just live here and kiss all of you??? thank u"
"the best thing about ending a relationship is knowing you'll have a lot of time to yourself! time that won't be used crying!!"
"everyone's excited about video games but i don't know what a video game is? what is pokemon? where am i why am i here"
"i was a pilot in 'nam; plants arent too scary" | "*PLANE"
"i just realized i'm engaged to twill and cream? polygamy wins all"
"twill and cools are both going to/are at disney... ;) ;) ;) otp"
"( / _ \ ) hello friends... i'm sorry for being so indecisive about this, but... i'm pretty sure i prefer she/her to he/him so i'd like it if you referred to me as such! thank you, i really appreciate it!!! have a nice day! ♥"
"how many times can i change my pokesona in a year? i'm going to see"
"(clears throat) so... how about my... LEVEL 100 SHINY MAGIGARP, SONNNNN??"
"watch your language lmao... this isn't a middle school"
"I'M ALREADY HERE BABY #SINNOHCONFIRMED"
"as soon as you say "i dont care" i shut down and will not speak to you for a full 20 minutes"
"seeing bad words on this website always shocks me like "did you say a NAUGHTY""
"pokemon from memory"
"do remember to respect all body types, even thin and conventionally pretty ones. all women deserve respect, regardless of weight, and earning more respect for larger women cannot be achieved by disrespecting thin ones."
"i'd think it's common knowledge florida should be snapped off of the us and thrown into the ocean"
"evidently the ocean is a black hole. goodbye"
(Re: Magic: The Gathering discussion between Pope, DP, Frosti, and Sparkleaf) "no wonder im the only one here w/ a girlfriend"
"have you ever gone into something thinking itd be cute and happy and it ended up ripping your soul outof your body"
"ame though, lmao. orca, uomi and cherryblod are all tied for #1 doki <3_ ♥ wow okay make one of my eyes a weird heart and the other not"
"i'd like to congratulate icy for crashing route fifty's stream"
"i wanna do four panel route fifty comics but i also want to sleep all day"
"i was about to say this chat is bumpin bc of six people then i saw the last timestamp"
~ :userGrov:


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Hana-Chan
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"I AM NOT A VICIOUS GUNCANNON! *guncannons everyone but Suwako and Sanae*"
"Ah good, if us with knives stay, people will start to think that we're murderers."
(Komachi) "Are we going to stand there or not? And he's not the last slice of pizza!"
"He'll get used to Neko's Touhou attacks eventually."
"Dei's my sister in the EHQ family? So that means I have a weirdo for a brother-in-law."
"Woah, it must be mass-posting day"
" Spark, you're a genius. You must know this stuff."
"'Cause you do! :D I come up with reasonable reasons."
" Don't be mean to your charries! D:<"
" How has everyone been mean to their charries? I know I made poor Alice have an injured leg."
"We have now figured out your title if you appeared in a Route 50 RPG 8D"
"* Hana-Chan jabs everyone with a hairclip >:D"
"Mae told me I should attack people with hairclips and lightblubs instead of knives; not sure what she ment. 0_0"
~ Hana-Chan

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HannahKotoba
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"Cool people are following me now? I better start posting interesting things, and quick! /rushes to be cool"
"Okay but can we talk about Pokemon Rangers for a second? Because Pokemon Rangers are really important and we need to talk about them okay."
"I am a mushroom. /makes mushroom noises"
"I'm such a great writer. I just wrote a cliffhanger so good, even I had no idea where it was going! |D"
"Oh, yeah, and I finished the first chapter of that story! Now just to type the whole 16 pages up, go back and edit (AKA rewrite the whole thing) to make it flow better, and see if I can post it somewhere at some point."
"didn't you know anime school is for gazing out the window, participating in clubs, and being late to"
~ HannahKotoba^cool

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Haoskirby
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"I killed a Takoshi with THESE THUMBS!"
"I'm the neighbor to this mad family of a site. Drop in, cause a little chaos, fall over a few times, walk right back out"
"* Haoskirby throws a cake at Twill""
~ haoskirby

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HungryEmolga
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"I am just bored. Sometimes wish I was a pikachu. I am totally bored."
~ :userHungryEmolga:


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Hyuponia
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"THE TABLE WAS JUST BEING MEAN TO ME. THAT'S ALL."
"AHHH! Okay... no more clicking on the doll"
"Yay I Takocat the god"
"Who want a ditto... Who want a ditto... Who want a ditto... Who want a ditto... I want an absol"
"iT SKIPPED AGAIN SO i SAY pRIVATE bOARD ...wtf I DIDN'T DO THIS oh,caps lock. ^_^;;"
"SPARK LINK THE COOL SHINX"
"Wanna Scriiiiiiiible?I can give you ideas! :3 ....wait what are you writing about"
"*Runs in screaming* I WANT A MILLION FLASHES~ *One million flashes later* I DUN WANT A MILLION FLASHESSSSSSSS"
"How does a human become a Pokemon's pet o3o"
".....Is it bad to fangirl over a nonexistant person?"
"First I'm madly in love with Tails Doll. Now I'm his ex and I'm with BEN. <3"
"Could Luigi's vacuum cleaner from Luigi's Mansion help exterminate Ben's ghost?"
" I just realised. I must be adopted because I have no cyber-parents, and I must be unlikable because my hubbie never comes on... CONGRATULATIONS, SELF. YOU ARE THE CHELL OF ROUTE 50."
"Tans: Hello, and once again, welcome to the Ap-- *incinerated*"
"...*Slaps MV with a Leek* YES, I JUST SLAPPED YOU WITH A VEGETABLE"
" *Leekspins MV to death*"
"RUBY, DON'T LEAVE ME ... DON'T EAT THE HONEY"
"I am pretty crazy, as that line states."
"Well, he told me if I gave him the leftovers I GET TO DRIVE AND DESTROY THE ENTIRE ENEMY COUNTRY-- sorry. Got a little too excited"
"Oh god. Me and WarriorKloneomon on dA are unintentionally RPing xD"
" o//o Why thank you, Eeveebot Aa but I'm taken"
"* Takoshi flops around like a FishPaste out of water"
"DEAD. DEAD. THIS CHAT IS DEAD. SO DEAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? LOOK AT MY FACE. DO I LOOK AMUSED? NO. THIS CHAT IS DEAD."
" Dear god, is it this song, this depressing picture of Pinkie I just found on Tumblr, or my emotions messing with me...?"
"WHAT IS NAVARR WITH WRONG YOU!?"
"* Takoshi tosses the Rainbow in a Dash"
" *through a mouthful of rainbow cupcakes* I enjoy disturbing things sometimes"
">Named my OoT 3DS file "BEN" because I couldn't think of anything >Repeatedly fell in water"
"* Takoshi then banishes the dead chat to the moon, which crashes into an entire other country"
"> Reach "Licking lips so greedily" in Applejack's original theme >On TFM: [Applejacckk] has unlocked the title "greedy mouse" >WAT."
"LEXI IS MY SISTERRRRR? :D"
"NO. BAD. *slaps BEN* NOW GO BACK INTO THE THING AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE. :I"
"Mine are also those cool transitions lenses so when I'm outside I'm like "ohhyeah I'm a cool kid.""
" Ugh oh my gog brb sobbing... I just...THIS THING I AM READING. When it's all done we'll have to recreate Noah's Ark"
"//give ALL the users pony names ... LEXIDERPY HOOVES."
"I am ALSO also the best at causing the moon to crash, apparently? >C"
"what how do i even typo mom as dad anyways"
"* Takoshi falls from the sky and lands on Haos. "EXTRA LIVESSSSS""
"Been here the whole time, yeh! Never once ran out the door laughing like an insane murderer."
"MV is mine and you know it... Eeyup.pony HE'S MINE"
"Your new name is Lexiderpy Hooves, according to me, grov, and sparks. :D"
"I got grounded for trying to have a glass of chocolate milk eaqrlier this week. |D"
"not to mention that-- aw crap he just burned my wolves. HE BURNED. MY WOLVES. e.e"
"No, don't ask me where your brother is, go find him yourself! I'm a miner, not a help desk!"
"* Takoshi explodes into a pile of diamond"
"they aren't rocks, they're your destiny! You're rarit-- *hit by a rock*"
"Why is everybody being so irrational abs unreadonable today? :/"
"...and then I'm over here being attacked by ghosts and spiders and creepers"
"do you know what happened in that box"
"MY EEVEES ARE MULTIPLYING\ THIS IS WHY WE LIMIT OUR TEAMS TO 6"
"....alrighty, I gotta go stand on top of this mountain until some kid from Johto finds me get off now. :C"
"Oh come on YOU RUINED OUR SERIOUSLY NON-SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH YOUR... With your... Uh..."
"HEY LOOK SCOOTALOO IN A TREE //flees"
"* Takoshi rolls into her bed. EPIC FLASH COMPLETELY ANIMATED IN PAINT-STYLE."
">:c i liked that ocelot. i wanted to be its friend. but now i'm forever alone."
"* Takoshi is a scootaloo-fluttershy-superhero-shinx-troll thing...?"
" also apparently last night i went from being the roxy of dsipaint to being a genderbent dave strider"
"does anyone know how to somehow get rid of a fandom that thinks they're better than everyone?"
" TUMBLR HAS ALWAYS GOTTEN TO MEN"
~ Hyuponia (Takoshi)


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IcyCastform
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"Sero, you so swagerous that the only thing that's up is YOU, we're all down"
"@Sparkandleaf Seems your Violetpelt has a long lost brother... VIOLETMAW!"
"Does that Sparktail wield the BA sword for its sheer BA-ness? Or is it BA because Sparktail uses it? Hmm..."
"@Sparkandleaf THE POEMS. THEY ARE AWESOME. THE AWESOMENESS BUUUUUUUURNS. ;w;"
"See you drivin' downtown with the bird I love, and I'm like: "Falkner your and falk' her too"~ ;D"
"@FrostiKat 'twould be incredible. In Chicago, ouch, we're getting pounded... with nevertheless fun snow. :)"
"@Sparkandleaf I feel bad fer you, Spark. But I doubt you want to wade through almost eight feet of below-freezing death powder. ;P"
"@Everyone IT'SA SNOOOOOW DAY~ 8DDDD"
"We have a Sparktaja? 8DDDD"
"Execution is only one chapter away... SPARKTAJA""'
"Sero, you so swagerous that the only thing that's up is YOU, we're all down"
"I used to be a spriter like you, Twill, until I took a pixelated arrow to my paint"
"Poffin is a night owl, totes"
"Apsa: He's secretly the first couuntry-rap-hip-hop crossover ever ;w;"
" What is this, and whyy are we arguing and grounding users over bootlegging alcohol and underaged drinking problems? o_o"
"Someone get Apsa milk, and maybe a towel; she's on a hangover ;3333;"
"How do you think Eminem got so wacky? ALCOHOL
How do you think pirates initiated mutiny? ALCOHOL
How do you think people get into bar fights? ALCOHOL
Apsa, no falling asleep during sermons!"
"Fishie, don't you deny this bad romance B|"
"You like in Spokane Atar >:D"
" Yes, kind of like age lapse when you have a birthday ... You want to still call yourself 13 instead of 14"
"Twiggy, your keyboard is infecteeeed"
IcyCastform changed his title to "I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE."
"half of my battle scenes in my random short stories are, "This guy shot this other guy, and he did it fast-like!""
"I AM COMING IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL because I haven't been on chat in at least a year"
"headcannon: Navarr's breeding closet procures spambots"
" Spark, come back, you have an LotE to finish"
"B-but, Jesus is my boifrnd ;w;"
"We'll power through the spring with at least five boxes of Kleenex B("
"ANYWAY before Route 50 sex appeal is a thing I best go to do other things xD"
"Just got a text from my mom saying: "What were you doing up at 2 something in the morning?" Thing is... I have absolutely NO recollection of being up at 2 AM this morning. I conclude that it was aliens"
~ IcyCastform

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Igloo9201
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Zigzagoon are solitary, partially due to their easily distracted nature. They are incredibly curious, and zig-zag constantly as they investigate everything. Their curiosity and investigative nature helps them find food. If they find anything edible during their exploration, they eat it.
~ Igloo9201

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Irony
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"i point a red at you... champion music plays"
~ Irony



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K-Pop_Here
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"So in English we had to write a practice essay to practice for a big state test tomorrow and the topic was to convince magazine writers about the ideal vacation and I bs'ed it and somehow wrote a convincing half of an essay that the ideal vacation was a pile of clams."
"How to waste a spring break: 1) Break whatever you use most frequently. 2) Stay in bedroom. 3) Sleep."
"So at lunch today, I think the cafeteria staff decided to glue the milks to the carton or the milks were frozen to the cardboard. That or I'm a weakling... Probably the latter."
~ :userK-Pop_Here:

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Kai
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" But there was this creepy ass ventriloquist doll. That thing is freaky. It was kind of unoriginal otherwise, though, with rppping out people's tongues and making people into dolls. Meh. But that DOLL."
"I'm at work, where I have to act like a lady. And then my classmate came in and it was just... weird."
"Wait, no hugs."
" SWAT team of one?"
"Squirrels :D"
" AIR HUGS, EVERYBODY."
"Fools. You can't all enter at once."
"Safe of Happy Light"
"I disappear for one minute. AND APSA HAS COME"
"... I feel almost disgustingly feminine today. Yet I don't see anything wrong..."
"First Riaha... Then YOU, Ark... Then Eevee... Then K-Pop... Typh... Spark"
"WWWHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"Everything's going so fast right now, both on the Route and IRL. Everyone's bombing my base i'll kill them all eventually wahahahah and there's a party going on in the living room."
"Strange strangers meeting strangers to become strangers then meet STRANGER strangers"
"So today I took my magnifying glass to school and set some stuff on fire. Burnt shoe smells kind of weird."
"Some idiot locked the door linking the garage to the kitchen and I spend ten minutes trying to pry the door open before I call my female legal guardian and inform her of my status."
"They will never live it down. I will not let them. I will remain silent and refuse to look them in the face for days."
"My brother will be included on the suffering because he most likely whined and slowed my mother down further. Also he dropped Momo on my face, and is an asshole."
"Together, they will tremble, while I dream of lynching them with their intestines."
"Ah my dad made me cut my nails. I am now defenseless... NOT*laughs hysterically as I kick over a bookshelf*"
"Today is Friday the Thirteenth. *cackles in the distance*"
Kai changed their title to "[ don't tell me to just eat around it ]"
"Apparently Puffy has incredibly high blood pressure and I have the pulse of a hummingbird "
If my arm ever gets cute off or something i want a fully functioning prosthetic where it's all metal and one of the fingers has to be a 0.5mm mechanical pencil
"My little brother is like that but he doesn't show it and I am??? Not sure. But sometimes I get really pessimistic like what if the waiter poisoned my food or what if my mom swerves into a building and kills us all or what if I get electrocuted in the shower It's impractical but one day this feeling will save me I know it. Introspection mm yes"
"Isn't a wavier a style of designer suitcase "
"Name: *turns away and mutters something*"
"I missed. * Kai rolls across the hall and dies"
"SO he told us if it snowed he'd take our metal tray and sled around behind our house (which is idiotic because we have no slopes whatsoever (unless you want to crash into the creek)) AND IT SNOWED"
"//frowns because sixteen isn't divisible by three"
"I reminded him of his "promise" and so he took this rectangular metal thingy and started sliding down our sidewalk like an idiot... And then he made everyone else do it"
"Today I went to work and got a papercut the length of a nickel. Tomorrow I will be going to the hospital for a scheduled amputation and (if my insurance covers it) a fitting for a bionic pinkie "
"please send quarters -{STOP}- thank you -{STOP}-"
" i just wrote chromwell four times in a row without noticing thank you bye"
"for april fools i did nothing except put a folded packet of ketchup in a toilet seat"
"its really hot but if i expose any part of my body past the shoulders and elbows ill die"
"it's five am and i'm really hungry but if i go downstairs i'll die"
"i have two mandatory online EOCT practice tests (both one hundred questions long), four world history assignments, and a psychology worksheet due tomorrow and i havent started any of them. i should read some shoujo manga"
"i have SATs tomorrow at seven and it is two am and i am reading shoujo manga //spins away"
"tomorrow i have to wake up at five in order to catch my nine am flight to china and i am having a crISIS WHY AM I GETTING NE RVOUS NOW. i think i just forgot how to speak chinese'
"school in seven hours aaayyy perfect time to rejoin this site"
~ Kai

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Kanto_the_Zoroark
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son of a... i missed Mae leaving? i just sent Mae some mail
~ Kanto_the_Zoroark

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Karkat (Poki)
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"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *flails arms and runs in a circle*"
"WHY DO PEOPLE SAY 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID?' IT MAKES NO SEEEEEENSE *flails arms*"
"S.C.H.O.O.L: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives."
"Holy schist! I FORGOT ABOUT THE GENGAR! O.o"
"*yells at TV* NO! I DON'T WANT MY SUMMER TO BE HOTTER! IT'LL REACH ABOUT 100 SOMETIME IN JUNE! D:<"
"IF YOU DIP PANCAKES IN SAUSAGE, THEY BECOME SAUSAGE CAKES!"
"*draws on Darkrai's face with a sharpie*"
"Beware. There's gonna be a new Mew on the block. :3"
"That's watcha get when you play a country song backwards~"
"RUN! DARKRAI HAS HIS SMILIE BACK"
"...THAT WAS MY HYDRA! A DIALGA/PALKIA/SALAMENCE/FLYGON!"
"I NEED HELP TRYING TO CHANGE THE DANG COLOR"
"Would you like a side of epic with that fail?"
"OHHOLYSHAT! A GIRL WHO THROWS FLAMING KNIVES!? *hides*\"
"Lol, crap Darkrai will over use the byob one, I just know it. D:"
"HOW DARE THEY LURK D:< *grabs the people and stops them from lurking*"
"MY SHINY GULPIN ARMY WILL RULE THE WORLD! >8D"
"FOR PETE'S SAKE! I HAD NO IDEA THAT THE HAT WOULD BE THIS HARD!"
"HALLO? ANYONE ALIVE? IF NOT, I'LL THROW YOU IN SC!"
"*points accusingly at Max* YOU SAYIN YOU DON'T NEED FRIENDSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIP?"
"I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH MY SHINY GULPIN ARMY!"
"I'M ON A HUGGING SPREE! |D"
"... The Skittles made me violent. D:<"
"*shakes the Green Orb violently* I WANT MAH RAYQUAZA!!!"
"A GUY IS PLAYING A TURKEY BASTER!?!?"
"I want a Totodile named Godzilla now..."
"When i played Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia...;. I yelled every name of every Pokemon I saw... |D"
"*throws Jolly Ranchers and popcorn everywhere* WORLD DOMINATION! >8D"
(Gulp) "But, sadly, the party was nothing but a blur besides that little memory, for he had too much ApriJuice to drink that night."
(Gulp) "What is that? Well... ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!"
"*smacks Twill and confiscates his "tea"* NO MORE OF THIS "TEA" FOR YOOOOU! D:<"
" D: THERE'S SUCH A THING AS SUMMER HOMEWORK!?!? I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME SICK AND TWISTED MYTH!"
"*shoots Sero and Spark with the bazooka* HIC HIC HIC!'"
"o.o I'm gone for TWO FREAKING DAS and get 47 flashes, most of them leading me back here... xD"
"MAH BASE CAUSES LAAAAAAAAAAG xD"
"... EVERY TWO FREAKING SECONDS I GET A COMMENT ON MAH BASE..... WHY!?!?"
"* Poki zaps Eeveee123 into a mouthless shiny Gulpin "YOU IS IN MAH ARMY NAOW""
"I HAVE THE ALMIGHTY BASE OF LAG! TREMBLE BEFORE ITS PRESENCE!"
"WHAT THA FUDGE IS THIS ABOUT YOU AND KAT!?!?! D<"
"I think it's funny how I placed in two of these when I've barely been on in about two months. x3 THE POWER OF THE GULPIN OBSESSED POKI!!"
"Is it natural to want to yell at the announcer for pronouncing Unova the wrong way?(Or at least how I say it....)"
"Don't make me glomp you, SkyWarrior."
"Why is adopting chicks and feeding them until they're fat before roasting them so amusing."
" Ooooh Normal safari. :o"
"o3O Random stranger asking me to trade. What."
"And that is the first time Puff the magic dragon has won me anything. Wow. "
"When did RP become so difficult. *facewall* "
"Snow needs to not happen, I whisper as it's about to flurry outside"
"Why am I suddenly happy that my profile photo on Facebook has most of my face hidden. "
" I just saw a really old drawing of mine and I kinda cringed. "
"Yeah that's the way i feel about geometry homework for the most part. Eheh. "
"Writer's block is a pain when you haven't even started on something "
"I wish I actually had the motivation to write, make something awesome out of it, and actually finish it. "
"Sirens have been going off quite a lot tonight. I wonder what they're for this time."
"I hate how my paragraphs make more sense in an essay than they do in a piece of creative writing."
"Does anyone know a cure for worry?
Oh so there's no cure for worry okay thanks for the help"
" Leg aches are surprisingly uncomfortable."
"OR DRACO THE FURRET. HARRY THE SAWSBUCK. HERMOINE THE OSHAWOTT. RON THE HERDIER."
"I'm hyper and I really like Harry Potter and Pokemon. LUPIN THE MIGHTYENA. EEEEE"
"Pawisitively purrfect. Nepeta is such a cutie"
~ Karkat^cool

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Kat
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"HA HA HA HA HA Sorry, Nicky. You died."
"Kat stood up abruptly and ripped off her dress and tiara to reveal a white t-shirt and camo cargo pants, loaded with knives, ammunition, and guns. "What is it, cats!? A fire at the headquarters!?" The cats shook their heads. "What, then!? Electron fell in a well!?" They shook their heads again, solemnly. "
"I think we've scared everyone away"
"I am an Eeveenaut, brave and true!"
"Hi, daddy >_> Get off mah website"
"I realized why I'm always having good ideas: I suck the good ideas out of everyone else on EHQ"
"Yargh... there be many bugs to be blastin', ye scurvy dogs."
"Just another odd story from the land of EHQ"
"Be happy when life is boring. That means that nothing bad is happening."
"The "Navarr is typing" message has been going for a while"
"I'm sorry Navarr, our relationship couldn't continue like it was. *sobs* I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU WAAAAAAAAHHHH.."
"You sir, have a weight problem! Oh, shoot, I meant "wait", not "weight"! This is what you people do to me...! *shakes a fist* :rage:"
"Pope, perhaps you need to make your feelings clear to Sky"
"navarr, ehq/rt50 is down. something happened to the database o.o"
"I don't understand their deal with switching out girls. it's not fair. Why do the MEN get to stay?"
"Apparently, when you typed this one little symbol and said 'Copyright', it means that nobody can use it. Wow."
"My dork dance is to be envied by all"
"Too bad nobody can see these blurbs, sometimes they can be pretty interesting"
"Boy, you guys sure like arson"
"Twil, I don't believe that you're 19. XD"
"I wonder that if I left, people would start talking again xD"
"Note my desire to be the SINGLE mother of EHQ."
"Lol :P it's your fault for having finals when Route 50 was released"
"Did you know that your avatar's eyes are transparent? On a dark or red background, it looks like lil Sparkleaf is possessed by the devil."
"Freckled goddess of sunshine and daisies"
"XDDD The world bends around Route 50!!"
(Re: DP pestering her) "WHAT. WHAT IN GODS NAME DO YOU WANT"
(Re: DP was saying hi) "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WILL DESTRROOOOOYYY YOUUU"
"ARE YOU SECRETLY ONE OF MY BROTHERS? I'LL GIVE YOU THE NOOGIE OF A LIFETIME"
"I'd give you the "Comedian" ribbon, but there is none."
(Re: Navarr changing his username) "why have you renamed to cat? phonetically, this is unacceptable"
"Would you like me to slam the banhammahz?"
"I won't have anyone touching Xeta, so back off, she's mine >:O UNSHEATHE THE SWORD XETA"
"GODS WILLING, I WILL CALL UPON YOU A SWARM OF LOCUSTS TO STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES AND CROWS TO TEAR OUT YOUR EYES IN THE AFTERLIFE."
"navarr, I can see the future, do you know what I see? it is about you. I see a coroner standing over your body, determining your cause of death to be strangulation"
(Re: hopping Natu avatar) "37 layers of copy and paste for this?!"
"I'm good cop AND bad cop."
" Wa ha ha ha ha ha!! It's funny, my mom once saw a picture of Navarr and called him a terrorist. XDDD"
"I won't negotiate the existence or lack of existence thereof, and will rather fail to negotiate anything pertaining to the subject of terrorism, which undying love could be described as, if you stretch the definition far enough."
"I was hoping to not have to work any javascript magic :p"
"Alright Timothy. I challenge you. When that day occurs, I will bow down to you as Taco King, then proceed to patch the hole and boot your butt off the server. xD"
"i'm going to ban everyone for spamming, including myself"
(TEMCO) "Good day, thank you for calling the TEMCO call center. How may I help you?"
(TEMCO) "We have received 3 calls. Our TEMCO Live Operating Servers may switch on. Please do not be alarmed if sudden changes occur."
(TEMCO) "Unfortunately, we have decided that those who cannot stop flooding our call centers will be dealt with."
"Tch.. you guys don't understand TEMCO like I do! Which is to say, I have no understanding."
"Hehehe, for my brother's last birthday, I hid his new iPod touch in the cookie jar, and gave him a brick with a sticky note in it, all in a shoe box"
"There are only 251 Pokemon"
"This isn't Digimon here, folks. This is Pokemon. If there were 5 things here and one of them didn't belong, it's YOU."
"D: college readings suck. 'A Short History of Philosophy' is twelve pages long"
"Respective owners being ME. Wahahahahahaa! *gets pooped on by a bird*"
"TEMCO Reckoning Day: February 2nd, 02:22am, year 2222"
"2nd of every month.. every hour at :02 for 2 minutes.."
"spelled mah name wraong... Arseyclaus"
"Kat: AHH WHAT THE HELL, I'LL KILL THOSE BASTARDS. Navarr: -_o Electron: Let me build a script to open a hole to hell which they will fall into."
"We are roleplaying FtDo"
"He'll upload his script that generates a comma-separated list of numbers to 114,325,619 and run it on their server"
" Navarr, you asshole. Take this taser, and go taser yourself for ten minutes."
"Why yes... Navarr, sorry buddy, but I have a new flame to taser."
"Navarr, I am going to whisper something to you via IM that will keep you up all night"
"No, you should drive from the back seat. Lean over the front seat to drive... Put a brick on the gas"
"The goal of driving is to be as aggressive as possible - don't release the gas until you've driven every other vehicle off the road"
(Re: What do Xetaja's eyes look like?) "Maybe. they would look like eyes? NO. SHE DOESN'T HAVE EYES. :D"
"I see into your eyes, through your body and straight into your soul. I gaze into the plasma that is your being and think, "God, I could use a brownie right now.""
"Licking avatars are now a federal crime against humanity and the sanctity of our state punishable by execution by decree of the Empress. That is all."
"That's what I want to know. When people are shot, who's shooting them? Guns don't just randomly fabricate into space, shoot someone, then disappear"
"Well, I'm off to go do potentially exciting or possibly incredibly boring things"
"DING DING. Taser! Zakkk zakkk! Navarr turns into a puddle of water! KAT WINS"
"I'm going to taser the piss out of you"
"the only pokemon thing I own is a cleffa doll XD oh yeah, and a website"
"Only I am a majesty. |O Navarr is a Knight. xD"
"B-but.. if you were a majesty then we would be married. And then Lec would have to be a majesty too. That means I'd have two husbands. actually, I would be ok with that."
"Well.... I wouldn't really be your wife, you'd be my husband. See, it's a relative ownership thing. If we're doing this matriarchal style, I'd own you and Lec, so you wouldn't have much of a say either way."
"No, Navarr and Electron would be married to ME, but not the other way around. In essence, I would own them. And they would be my husband-slaves."
"I think I'm going to end up entering the tech industry as an entrepreneur ^_^;"
"'aight. line up for some ankle shackles all"
"@Sparkandleaf hear I the slightest twitter on the great plains of the internets?"
"@Navarr If I didn't know you better, I'd think you didn't care who you were with, as long as you were with someone and they were female :p"
"Frosti, I can't decide whether to agree with you or not. *flips a coin* Yeah, coins are essential."
"I'm listening to you gurgle as 2,000 volts of electricity run through your burnt corpse"
"Never thought I'd say this, but I'm addicted to Twitter. Not writing, but reading. It's all about who you follow (durr, I suppose, to most)"
"Raisins in cookies are gross as hell. There's just no way around it. Sorry, raisin lovers- you're an oddity that must be extinguished."
"so many suitors #navarr #twill #maxquestionmark #mycat"
"well frick. your engagement proposal was really romantic too (Facebook notification: Navarr requested a relationship change with you!)"
"Where would you go, where would you go with a lasso?" ... ":D navs that's our wedding song"
" I figure that if the members of my community aren't flying into hissy fits over internet drama, I haven't done my job"
"the word is busted and also you are now dead because i killed you five minutes ago. in the past."
"* Kat tasers everyone" ... "Oops, I left it on Uber-Lethal.. that's only for Navarr."
"Navarr! Make me tea too!"
"Navarr: --..--.-.-.---..--.-..-..--.-.-.--.---.." [can't decipher it] "Too bad, it was a love letter"
"No srsly I was all hay dreamh0st you suck route 50 get online and it was all WHOOPWHOOPWHOOP ok sorry b"
" it was katmagic that did it"
(to Navarr) "Conversely, I'm so sick of you I replaced you with a cardboard cutout."
"BREGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!"
"A guy said "pics or it didn't happen." I had pics. It happened. I ****ing won."
"Also my flaaffs would defeat you instantly so it's not even worth going through the throes of battle since we know the outcome"
"I prefer not to be called a "troll"; the correct term is "saboteur.""
" <Sand> 'oh nice did you just take a shower oh cool your hair smells great let me just... oh man i'm stuck on your scalp now sorry man!'"
"@Navarr I'm trying to sleep stop buzzing my iPhone :P"
" it's probably good they saw it. pop culture glamorizes war and fighting, but it's nothing like the games"
"there's nothing wrong with FPS games, but to young children they give an inaccurate description of warfare. "I can respawn!""
" Japanese is almost never a useful languages. It's spoken on a tiny string of islands, and that's it. XD"
" RubyPikachu: Just make sure to fill the blast hole. :D"
"Well, you spawn in the middle of an ocean. You have to make a long trip, 4 months, across the ocean."
"@Navarr Nice job offloading the problem on Mac OS and not the people responsible for running the website!"
"You like that new coin flipping persona of yours don't you Sparkles :P I do not let my fate fall to chance!"
"Maybe it really is down to the flip of a coin"
"vote for me or i'll incarcerate you when i inevitably come into power"
"I cant' remember, I'm in about 9 conversations right now and I'm trolling in nearly all of them"
"Banhammer, because it bans people and smashes in their skulls"
"We've decided that the user experience is being harmed by users' ability to have 'names' and 'avatars'."
"In order to make ourselves more appealing to others, to each other, and to create a safer environment, we've decided from henceforth everyone is now a Pokmon."
"There are no more silly "names" anymore; those are strange, erroneous anomalies. You are now beloved, familiar chracters."
"Why do you all assume it was Rhyperior? Jeez.... Teddiursa has a sense of humor too. |:("
"well i never wear nail polish... and to my knowledge I am a girl"
"even though i'm an admin, I STILL get drowned out and just slink away XD"
"I prefer to tase things as a human. I actually do own a taser, you know?"
"i revived chat!! I DID IT. WA HA HA HA HA"
"Kat, the admin of a thousand volts?"
"Electron, the admin of over 114,325,619 comma-separated numbers"
"Of the peanuts? I posted a picture Sky, you can see what the peanuts look like for your drawing."
"Eorilasa: You've been here, what, two days? How would you even know about that joke-- XDDD"
"LOL, WHAT. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
(Re: Sparkleaf o_o) "sparkles that's just creepy looking" ... "that is just" ... " scary as hell"
"Whiskas: Draw a Flaaffy tasing a Typhlosion."
"Heh, I didn't change my name guys, Navarr is trolling me."
"nasty kat? i'm not nasty D:"
" navarr, you're a chat-killer. A chat murderer"
"Not sure about advertising. Somehow I don't think it would be highly effective. And I certainly don't want to go around having people spam "JOIN ROUTE 50" stuff..."
"Navarr was born in feudal Japan, never washed his hair the whole time"
"YOU PEOPLE, WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE. FREAKS"
"friends stay (or i will murder you in your sleep)"
"i'm a.... kat burglar"
"THEY'RE FUCKING INVISIBLE"
"WHY AM I BORED. I HAVE NOSINK TO DO"
" Lol, Navarr dun goofed."
"I am the Contextually Aware Enforcer Of Rules That Make Sense to Enforce At A Given Point In The Time-Space Continuum Based On Social Context And Appropriateness"
"I was admitted to graduate school for Computer Science, and our family adopted 3 chicks today. He he he he!!"
"Life is like cookies because I like to make cookies and then eat them."
"Fream/Crosti?"
"gUYS. HEY. I have a job interview with deviantART O_O"
"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMIRY"
"We were pretty awkward Xeta, remember they had those Friday dances and we just sorta hid in the back?"
" But if I commissioned the Xeta, what would she draw?"
" I would totally hang that sucker up, and then do any streams in front of it. |D and FRAME IT TO DEATH"
"DAMMIT OBAMA, GIVING US HEALTH CARE"
"OH MY GOD POKEBOSS... YOU'RE A NEVERNUDE"
"my brain translated that as global starcraft league (which is actually a thing FROSTI)"
"PokeBoss you are a HIPSTER... HIIIIIIIIIIPPSSTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
"i'm amazing beautiful funny pink rainbow unicorn butterfly flower pumpkin pony heart diamond kitty love bubble sparkle ruby"
"some people say. man, why ya gotta be so inconsistent. why ya gotta change yo mind every second. nope. not ol' kat. kat just stays on course. riiight on course."
"Route 50 is pretty much the sole reason for me working at dA right now"
" FFFF, I started to respond about what our definition of "the world" was, but then I went into existential-epiphany mode and started feeling small and meaningless in a world that will inevitably come to a crushing end"
" I tried like 3 drinks and they were all terrible and I stopped after a sip or two of each XD"
"MY ROOM IS NOW SET UP. The bad part is that the place I'm staying at has TERRIBLE INTERNET"
"The speeds are so slow I can barely stream 480p video >>"
"Aurore: Heh, I DID get it framed. It's a canvas print in a black wood frame. got it with my dA employee discount ;D"
"sometimes.. SOMEONE'S GOTTA TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. And be that awkward first poster."
"I'm well! Just got a pink 3DS... Though, finals are right around the corner..."
"I think if there were actually 12 Kats, I would probably hate them all. >> (And possibly plot their murders.) That means they'd be doing the same to me.. oh god.."
" I heard you got a Twatter"
"Lawl, Xeta is now the only admin. fun tiems. take the reigns girl"
" i think whatever state the chat is in, my entrance will have the opposite effect on it"
" i'll have to turn my name PINK"
" AFBABLAKJSF;AKWJER A;LEWJR ;KJZ SDKFL;J A;KJ AWERJ A;ELRJ ALEWJR that is my announcement."
"that's how I eat my noodles okay... I snort them... don't judge me"
"Still alive"
"The first few showers after freshly blueified hair are like the birthing of an alien love child."
" Life is like cookies because I like to make cookies and then eat them."
"in modern times, people don't stick in jobs for 10-20 years like they used to. people jump every few years, it's expected. so why not save up and take a year off while you're at it?
"we should be enjoying life while we're young and strong... but instead, everyone works their asses off in their 20s and 30s, only to retire when they're too old to live to the fullest"
"Maybe we can save Route 50 by sacrificing someone to the great gods above? Does anyone want to volunteer? xD"
"I'm not a cat."
"i can't take you on a tour of deviantart anymore (ha-ha!) i can show you around hollywood blvd so you can get mugged ?"
":D I know someone's real name now. heeehhhehehehehehhhhhhhhhh"
"it's kinda flattering that someone decided route 50 was important enough to set spambots on."
"Oh god. Everything on Route 50 is breaking!"
"chicken rancher is online"
"aaaaahhhh-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"
"I'm not a cat."
** "in modern times, people don't stick in jobs for 10-20 years like they used to. people jump every few years, it's expected. so why not save up and take a year off while you're at it?" **
** "we should be enjoying life while we're young and strong... but instead, everyone works their asses off in their 20s and 30s, only to retire when they're too old to live to the fullest" **
"Help a Kat out and win a Cooltrainer membership"
(Re: Risk?) "Update - the entire world declared war on me now"
"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, another subterranean monster just breached the apparent hellish portal that is my restroom. I feel like my home life is a small scale Pacific Rim. Should I start a hashtag or something? ‪#‎bugrapture‬ ‪#‎wavethree‬ ‪#‎imscared‬"
"its big news. navarr's pregnant!"
"Maintaining Route 50 is like going through old steam tunnels and if you touch one thing gaskets start blowing off everywhere lol"
"http://i.imgur.com/eeTt55E.png god save me http://i.imgur.com/1Pq3PVj.png"
"we should ask navarr if he'll build the api for you. NAVARR COME HERE"
"what if global warming was one great conspiracy to make a permanent northwest passage?"
"after a vacation in France and a few French language posts all my Facebook ads are in French now."
"had a nightmare that trump won"
~ Kat^adm

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KiraNarcissism
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"Soooooooo. Do you have any favourite trooolllss"
"Like right now for talking but I always end up taking cause I really have to go work on some shit that's due in a few hours becausetalkingtopeopleisinteresting"
"i looked at it but ended up imagining myself doodling on the papers"
"I had to look through like 9876899798989 brochures yesterday so I have some stuck in my head"
"I'm even loping for those NEW courses no one else has in the world"
"see if it strikes my fancy OTL because I keep looking at things and going nope"
"I'm going cray here but HEY FUCK IT I'M GONNA BURN IT ALL and drink a ton a lot of alcohol"
"I love how we're both so distracted. tumblrr"
"that;s cool I suddenly have time to clack off and I'm panicking man this is cray"
~ KiraNarcissism^cool

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Kitsukara
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"X3 I have special psychic powers or w.e you call them"
"You have a sun burn!? Here we still have snow!"
"I'll show you a noise! *roar of a dragon*"
"Question for you guys, does a fanfic have to be pokemons? And what is it exacly?"
"O.o I have liek 4 ... The rest of mah books are dragon one's X3"
"O.O I better go! I forgot my Movie in mah DVD was still running! *smashes head on key bord* I was only suppose to chek ma messages! XC"
"Just passing by ~ -leaves footprints on the rug-"
"Writing fanfictions and actually blushing when you make your characters do something is a problem lol. I'm not normal"
"As a Canadian, this weather is slowly making me melt and making me return to my original form: maple syrup"
~ Kitsukara^cool

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Kittu
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"*puts on cat ears* Ima Cat~ A Kitty Cat~ And I dance dance dance~ And dance dance dance~"
"WHY... EEVEE HAS STUFF TO DO..."
"*grabs by muzzle* WHAT HAPPENED TO PitW?"
"PITW PITW PITW PITW. I SWEAR I WILL BECOME A SKYWARRIOR"
"Kelceon. stop trying to kill me. i havent robbed you. yet"
"hee hee I named my litwick wicked"
"i dreamt that there was a hunger games video game. and i was in it. and i kept jumping off mountains"
"*insert my life story here* and then a skeleton popped out"
" hi random person. i is random cat. now give me food"
"dont tell twill but a robbed him of some tea"
"guess who has a three hour delay for her school but has nothing to do. guys where can i get a life please tell me"
"it is official guys. my first child shall be named nyoom"
"i rewrite each of my posts 20 times. at least. are they not purrfect enough fur mew?"
"I swear if I go to health today and my teacher says something about the female reproductive system again, im going to hurl."
(re: fox noises) "spark what do you even say. lote? rewrite?"
"I will kill all of you in your sleep. with chicken nuggets of course"
"i havent seen u guys since last year"
"today someone bought in a bunch of those candy cigarettes and got sent to the office for smoking on school property"
"i want there to be a voice chat for the counting thread ( one for player, another for mods ) so we can hear like 6 people scream in disdain and leopard cackling in the distance"
"spark spare us"
~ Kittu

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KodaSquirrel
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"The Baddest Female. Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good you know?"
~ KodaSquirrel

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Koyaghost
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"So, thought it'd be a cool idea to jump down FIVE STAIRS after doing a little running jump, yeah?"
"Christ, I act like I'm 13 years old in chat rooms, what's wrong with me?"
"Frosti: It's the same like my name. Dakota. DO YOU LIVE IN SOUTH OR NORTH DAKOTA HURRRR."
~ Koyaghost

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Kstan
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"but I will marry you again AND THEN DIVORCE YOU AGAIN BECAUSE I CAN"
"toed? o_o stop attacking it with your foot."
"Xetaja you shameless beast. You ninja'd again. >:0"
** "The best choice is just not to give up, and to keep trying simply because you love doing it, not that you want to be the best." **
"COME BACKKKK TO ARIZONNNAAAA GREAWRRRFRDFFDFDGSDGD Stop going to Orlando before I slap you with a feeeshh"
"homg how many times do I have to say I am not swosty D:"
"you bad non-hobo caretaker of deceased sheep. >:! YOU'RE STILL A BAD NONHOBOCARETAKEROFDECEASEDSHEEP, WILL."
"I wouldn't know what swosty is because swosty doesn't exist"
"fdslfdslfljlds this mosquito is trying to murder my face Dx"
"DONDE ESTA LOS TACOS? >:0 en tu pantalones?"
"I'm not a creepy 42 year old male from mozambique what are you talking about."
"Frosti, also known as Frosti Kat, is a popular member of Route 50, pshh oyeah. She is known for her talents in art, roleplays, exploding, and doomification."
"SPARK YOU PLAYER... are you telling me you are not only married to Frosti.. but to sky and choco too ???"
"Jeez, you guys, leaving when I just got here ... I suspect this was planned >>"
"You use sky to brush your teeth, frosti? are you sure you're not a pedo? 8D"
"If you don't follow them, in 60 years you'll be an old woman in a rocking chair telling your grandchildren how you wanted to become an artist but you didn't pursue it and now you regret not pursuing it :C"
"EF, you dare question the Swotsy?"
"lol spark you're evil. GIGAIASU AND OHGAWD WRATH UPON YOU."
"I see no cbox living. IT IS AN ILLUSION."
"I wanted to be Kirby but I was like.... how the crap? ._. I was imagining trying to walk through doors with a HUUUUGE styrofoam suit."
"I'M SORRY I APOLOGIZE... I take it back... EF is the ohgawd."
"oh that was what was lagging my computer.... I forgot I left this open... 8D ... //stupidswotsy"
"But I thought every pedestrian was two points! Dx I'll never take advice from my brother again."
"Pokemon pickup lines are amazing. 'I saved my masterball for your heart.' ohhh yeahh"
"I'll give you an everstone, because I like you just the way you are."
"I think I'm going to need a burn heal... because you're hot."
" Are you an electric-type? because you're shockingly beautiful."
" If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen."
"b'awww "My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.""
" Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up."
" Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'."
"If you're my Plusle, I'll be your Minun."
"Did you use Thief? Because you took my breath away."
" it's really weird, even on the internet, if girls don't know my actual gender, they like me D: < this is a strange circumstance"
"god, wtf is with everyone and cloudsheep now. dammit frosti starts to like something and then everyone does."
"uh, polygamy is my friend :D and charles is cheating on me with paco </3"
"god, wtf is with everyone and cloudsheep now. dammit frosti starts to like something and then everyone does."
"oh crap. that's probably going to be my friend at school, because he said he wanted to cut me open after I said my insides were made of rainbows."
" Spark: We act so much like dorks no one can tell we're going to be seniors"
"I have weird eating patterns so I never eat much for dinner and then eat later ._. it's weird"
"*Swotsy gasps at darklite" "you're cheating on me with shadow aren't you"
"i know many things, like how uk spies replaced al quaida bomb info with cupcake recipes"
"all the staffies have been with kat at least once"
"we're all cheatin on each other constantly. route50 is the site of infidelity"
"*_*; don't even know anymore, my mind is filled with cupcakes"
"she's coming to you... lurking in the shadows.... behind the bushes... admiring the furniture through your window..."
"why are you using the women's bathroom you creeper zoker sheepsheepsheepsheep!!"
" Knight Sir Stan Strong, you must go out into the world on your humble poptartcatbuttrainbow steed Zoker, and conquer all tasty foul blue barbarians"
"he's just like every other guy on the planet >:1 other than you guys, spark and twill and some other cool dudes on here? xD"
"proposing .. a business proposition, regarding instant noodles? C:"
(Re: Poki's base) "wtf is this. you guys cause this site to crash"
"CREAMSICLE YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER >:U AND YOU FROSTI. IM ASHAMED"
"You know what, I AM the horizon."
(Re: Poki's base) "stop this. stop this right nowwww."
"laying scribblenauts like a baby. yes, a moody baby in fact xD"
"yeahh ): it should be against the law to assign homework over the winter break"
"i missed bee D:"
" just, I like a mormon, and it sucks, because yeah."
"well asdfjk I would, but asdfjklgg."
"well my friend is going to ask him to the valentine's day dance > >;;"
"I don't want to be judgmental about religion either, but he really likes to force mormonstuff on other people? well kind of. idk. he gave a book of mormon as a gift for christmas to that friend, and I was like wut"
"that's why paper and pencils exist"
"poffin it's x-rated your baby eyes can't view it"
" handsome demon indeed. And wait what frosti's father that would be so convoluted"
"I love coffee but I think I should cut back D: I think it contributes to my shaking"
"you can't play the sexyphone? At least you have sexy socks~"
"aw good night newest wife ):"
" shes been searching for a way to be with her true love, Frosti >w>"
"I'm secretly cheating on the world with jupiter. don't tell"
"shh don't talk about the sacred blindfold"
"because we are so dead. route50 zombie army"
"my cats like to throw up in various, secretive places throughout my room"
"I have reached a conclusion. I shall not aim for a position of working with children in the future. @_@;"
"Poo, man, ever since I started working, I realize how little time there is in a day. Animal Crossing mylove, you are neglected.."
" ;) is the perverted smiley"
"Goshhhh daaaarnnn whoever knew that skyrim could be so addicting??"
"well i just hate her because she needs to get out of my house >:1 "I AM SWORN TO CARRY YOUR BURDENS"... how come she has so much sass??"
"but that makes sense. I must be one of the cannibals"
"us californians are super jealous over here "
"I found the headless horseman!! :D Now to follow him while running from sabre cats.."
"gosh. there are so many things going wrong recently and I don't know how to fix any of them"
"so... I might change my major again @___@; ah, the indecisiveness of college students"
"right? so much unnecessary pain @_@ hackers, whyyyy. why must our lives be harder because you refuse to live like normal citizensss"
"yes. I was thinking that too. But he should be happy he receives such loving comments from two beauts people"
"I have a serious problem. I can't go to sleep because my cat is too cute *~* ;;;"
"my cat turned on my wii with her nose today //anothercatupdate
"also i wish chemistry papers could write themselves"
"and also. WHY IS PINK GOLD PEACH A THING?"
"shimeji always help when writing papers. :,) Although, when my eevee tries to push the window, it makes me upset *__* also stop replicating please ..maybe they just distract me further"
"I am so done with girl drama. it's like guys, it isn't middle school anymore get over it"
"urgh i don't want to do anything.. I have a ten page espionage paper to write and a 10 page anth paper to finish, I don't wanna"
" procrastinating essays is meeeee and you i see"
"SPARK WHEN DID YOU LEVEL UP? AM I THAT OUT OF THE LOOP? hi mae ♥ I'm avoiding things"
" oh what its on Acheulean technology. Very esoteric subject, will discuss when I actually understand what is happening because I haven't started. Rip."
~ Kstan^dir


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lance_unknown
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"i found a new best fwend, he was under a rock in my back yard and i named him larry"
"I HATE THE MY WINDOWS 11! IT SUX and now i feel sad... I DUN KNOW HOW TO GO BACK TO WINDOWS 10. never update"
"Did you know nothing rhymes with orange? Correction:Orange and nothing do not sound alike at all"
- lance_unknown


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Lars
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"HEY THERE 10 AND 11 EAR OLDS! WE`RE SHOWING YOU A VIDEO ABOUT SEX TODAY! SO BOYS, GET OUTTA HERE!"
" I`M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOOOOUTH"
" CATS SU- [This Chat message has been hax0r`d by deviantCAT. Have a nice meow.]"
"Girls only spoiler Gtfo, boys. I know you clicked this."
"I once had an epic fail. I used `flee` instead of `next Pokemon` when I was trying to catch Giratina. It took 20+ Dusk balls"
"Dark... I have finally realized my feelings for you. I... I... butt you. I butt you."'
"i have finally realized that suicune is jesus"
" How do we know this isn`t the brother talking? who repeatedly says `Language, Pokey.` to me?"
"KAI TURN INTO A POTATO AND HELP ME SHOOT A CERTAIN BLUE BOY TO THE MOOOOON"
"THE FACT A CYBORG VAPOREON WITH A DEADLY SCAR IS STARING AT THE ARCHIVER`S ASS"
"...oh god sexy cat suit QWHY IS IT ON ME T-T"
"I now pronounce you as Kitsune and wife."
"To the guys who say girls should stay in the kitchen- That's where the KNIVES are!"
"I swear to drunk I'm not god; Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables."
"SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY" / "SAY IT" / "SAY IT SLAVES"
"Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die."
"The cure to Cancer could be in the Terms of Service and we would never know..."
"* Pokey uses a magical one of her eight cut off tails to un-cursify or something //possibly made it worse actuALLY"
"whoa, a wild Frosti has appeared."
"THEY DON'T JUST TELL MYTHS. THEY PUT THEM TO THE TEST."
"ELLEN DEGENERES IS SECRETLY GANDALF THE GAY"
"Omg I gotta pee GURL GET OUT OF THE SHOWER"
" Jared is named after this kid who lived on my meighborhood for a bot... My meighborhood refused to give him a bot so he could live on it but he insisted"
" WTF LEVEL 25 TAPIDASH THAT'S MORE HAX THAN GHETSIS AND LANCE"
"Double nincara all the way acroooss the sky"
"ETS TALK ABOT MAGICAL POOPING UNIVA CHAMPIONS"
"HELLO EVERYONE BE JOY BE CERY JOHYYYH"
" But I'm in it too right right riiiiiiight"
" I AM DIE"
"BUDDA BUDDA BADDUP BAAH BUDDA BUDDA BADDUP BASH"
" Ugh I say one thing MINTHS ago on this video and I get tons of hate and insults thrown a me"
"PLEASE CALL ME POKEY STILL I DEEPLY REGRET THIS NAME CHANGE"
" I WAS GONNA I'VE WINCH SOME IFTART GOSH DARNIG"
"break boundaries, defy your lineage. dont be a firefox, fire fox"
"god loves me but give me shinies"
"i got a laptop and guitar and other things ...iwanna downgrade this laptop "
"survived my brother-in-law's side of the family, which aren't even that bad "
"my mom tried to ground me again after two days. because i was supposed to go to bed at 11 last night. but i fell asleep on my laptop"
"school computers more like artifacts from ancient times"
"HOW DO YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO THE WRONG WEBSITE IN A WHILE"
"HOENN CONFIRMED Talk dirty to me //RSE trumpets blare in the distance"
"we all had that phase where we assumed everyone lived in the same timezone as ourselves"
"so long space cowboob {sic}"
"Help, I've fallen (in DP's body) and I can't get up!"
"Chat... community.... galleries.... groups... Long ago, the four sections of Route50 lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the weeaboos attacked."
"Making fakemon is just a huge excuse to make clever puns"
"Do a terrible impression of the person above you! This is exactly what it sounds like. For example, if someone like Frosti was above me, I would be like I draw cute art hurr hurr or something like that. "
(imitating basscannon) "mv! mv? mv. mvvvvv. mmmmvvvvvvv. mv! mv? mv. mvvvvv. mmmmvvvvvvv. mv! mv? mv. mvvvvv. mmmmvvvvvvv. mv! mv? mv. mvvvvv. mmmmvvvvvvv. mv! mv? mv. mvvvvv. mmmmvvvvvvv. mv! mv? mv. mvvvvv. mmmmvvvvvvv."
(imitating MV) "beep beep i am robot. you do not like robot? say that to my death ray"
(imitating MV) "Gentlemen, behold! I finally created a weapon to prove to all of Route50 how incredibly evil I really am!"
(imitating Shadowcorphish) "Hey guys! Watch me passive-aggressively rant about people's favorite characters and how horrible they are! To the people's FACES!! YAY!!!!!"
(imitating Sparkleaf) "hello ! i am fox, do you need window cleaned?? it has just rain, i must lick"
"delete your phone. play love live on a phone-shaped void that should not exist. delete the fabric of reality you exist in. all you know is love live"
"[eats ice cream for dinner while having a mental breakdown] i am the picture of health in all categories"
"someone once tried to convince me pokemon was not for kids because they thought snivy's tail was weed"
"for a moment i thought you said 'do not tickle the communism'"
"Spiders in" | "*SLIDES"
"you approach a lone porch, lit by an aged, yellow lamp. a rickety wooden rocking chair sways in the wind, supporting a bowl. take one, a flyer proclaims. it’s full of mashed potatoes. i haven't slept in thirty two hours. goodbye"
"routechips, an oopsie in every bite"
~ Lars^cool

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Lec
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"It's well known every admin of route 50 has a custom title that they carry - and they can't get rid of it very easily."
"THIS ROOM'S SO SECRET, I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M IN IT"
"The admins have serious issues"
" Don't worry, just enjoy your vacation, Nav. Even if it's forced <_< >_>"
"8 out of 5 dentists say that favouriting this story now is six bajillion times better than favouriting it later."
(Re: Snipers) "I just hope there aren't any more of them aroun- *shot*"
"The fact that this true fact is also a very true fact is also a very true fact."
"Just when I was convinced that no one had noticed >.> <.< Yes, I'm truly sorry about that, which is yet another true fact."
"being husband-slave to Kat through an asymmetric marital relation, though frightening, is preferable to being the damn court jester."
~ Lec^dev

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Lemon
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"dont call yourself fat, call yourself dense. because gold is dense and youre golden"
"welcome to the great wolf lodge where family members argue about who sleeps where and children yell constantly"
"after eating half a bag of dortios, i see that they are expired. nice"
"like hello i hate myself and for once i think i look alright and you come and tell me to be more humble?? who am i hurting? by being? confident????"
"i missed a kadabra, vulpix, nidorina, aaaand a growlithe bc i was pokemon hunting in the car and drove past them :\"
"wE GOT A DO G ?!!!?!!! MAyBE TWO????!??!!!!??"
"cat doesnt like his new siblings. cat will have to suck it up."
"motivation? motivation? wherefore art thou, motivation?"
"me: man ive overeaten so much this week; i feel terrible. im gonna eat less today. me, mouth full of of gummies: i hate myself :)"
~ Lemon

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Leopard
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"* ShadowSceptile wraps Ruba in duct tape so she can't leave. D':"
"* ShadowSceptile gives you some Typo-Fairy-Repellant"
"AIIEEEE. o.o I hate it when the TV turns itself on."
"Roasted marshmallow.... French toast...... This chat is making me hungry. o.o *Gets something to eat*"
" I'm being taunted senseless by my dad, breathing, and beating my heart. To put it more generically, living"
" *Throws a birthday custard cream pie at Sparkle's sister~*"
"*Checks her stopwatch* 7 minutes and 34 seconds to beat a Kakuna with a Weedle. Best time yet."
"*Pulls Lethy from out of a top hat*"
" Then I'm secretly the future Grovyle in disguise."
"* ShadowSceptile mourns for the dead chat </3"
"I wonder how many times this ch- Oh my gosh, my nails look bright green in this light."
" Okay, mom, I don't care how many people call me un-feminin, I'M GETTING THIS STUFF OFF."
"To my knowledge, I'm a girl, and it's becoming increasingly obvious"
"* ShadowSceptile pokes Kat's fur and recieves a sharp shock"
" There's no girl option in Gold. xDD The girl option appeared in Crystal"
" But I do play as a guy sometimes, just for fun. Because I despise the pink bags"
"* ShadowSceptile is a boy called Sophie. Deal w/it."
" I could be your Magikarp, Lethy. I'd be jumping up and whacking you with my tail, though. And once I evolve into Magikarp, I call revolt."
"For a girl who generally has the screen name "CarnivorousPigeon", I don't draw birds very well, or know a lot about them."
" *Takes the tour around Cherrygrove and reaches the sea* Why cannot I walk on water?!"
"I'm doodling some random thing for Fathers' day and I just discovered the speed of Chrome. It's like a cheetah that's drunk too much cola."
"I just let my mom struggle with IE. She doesn't even know what Firefox is, let alone Chrome."
"What on earth just happened to me, I've been watching MLP for 2 hours. ._. What did you do with me, me?!"
"Does anyone know that thing where something really creeps you out but, as much as you hate it, you look keep studying it to find out what's so weird about it? o.o"
"Not much, I'm pickled in salt after sitting in the sea for a while."
"I want to hug you. All of you. Get over here! >:C"
** "A person's actions online are usually more a more truthful depiction of a person. If someone were to change online, unless they were purposfully acting that way, has definately changed in reality, too." **
"5 minutes until I walk into my exam and I'm sitting here staring at a dog licking my screen. This is why I am not going to get anywhere in life."
"Well, it's almost that time of year. That one with red stuff and spices and godawful trees? You know the one I mean. "
"Trying to explain the furry fandom to someone is like trying to explain quantum physics to a 3-year old. And trust me. I've tried that."
"Jasmine tea: The perfect solution to anything."
"Jasmine tea: When spilled is the perfect way to ruin most electronics."
"My mother's started using hashtags in spoken sentences. I'm not sure what to think. o3o"
"I return with a fleece blanket and maoams. World beware."
"I was talking to the chicken we're having for dinner while I was cleaning and gutting it. Clearly, I am Morticia."
"I don't remember anything about last night's dream except there were a bunch of Route-ians. I can deal with that."
** "The internet is a place where anybody can share their rage. They can hide from the repercussions of reality, and maybe some time, some where, feel like part of a community. But then what might happen is they expect the world from something that isn't really more than a bunch of people in front of screens. Ordinary people." **
"I.. Didn't know that Abra&Fam. are considered Brown. Uh. Aren't they, you know, yellow?"
"Excuse you, Team Galactic. Just rollin' you all over with an Alakazam. Should'a planned for Psychic types."
"Fun fact: I can't eat from a packet of Skittles until I've ordered them all by colour, and by how many there are of each colour. I will then eat them in the order of how many skittles there are of each colour, largest to smallest."
"It's the curse of the three-layered snacks."
"Foxes are always relevant."
"Suddenly normal types become the overlords. "
"Prepare the exorcism. I will call the man in Cyllage. His Steelix will replace the evil spirit."
"Note to self: Avoid putting pencil near mouth if there is an eraser on the end. There is a fair chance of inhaling said eraser."
"Trying to give your own mother dating advice is one of the weirdest things."
"WHY DOES THAT LITTLE CLIPPY THING BREAK ON EVERY PEN I HAVE? //inwardscreaming"
"Fun Fact: I draw digitally because I am afflicted with the "The Graphite Of Every Pencil I Sharpen Snaps" curse."
"Someone is trying to use Toxic on my Arbok. I repeat, someone is trying to use Toxic on my Arbok."
"Have you ever been so isolated that you feel invisible - as though you're just a wandering soul or spirit - and then been genuinely surprised when someone taps your shoulder?"
"If Typh is my brother does this mean that I can annoy the hell outta him? :'D"
"Guess who did the silly thing and stitched and inverted the first felt horn before tracing it for the second!"
"Yisssssss! *Fox prank powers activate!*"
"I'm not gonna lie, that Tumblr hat is really damned fancy."
"Of course, the only logical thing to forget when designing a Sylveon-based character is the freakin' ribbons."
"You are all invited to come bowling with me if you have finished your teleportation devices by early May and tested them for deadly splicing. This has been an announcement from Leopard."
"Thunderbolt didn't work so they... Tried Thunderbolt? Hello? What?"
"And so I awaken to the sounds of 10 flutes playing what seems to be ice cream van music in a manner somewhat out of tune. My vulpine ears are offended. :c"
"I don't believe there was ever a movie released based upon WJEC's textbook of A2 Biology."
"I always feel so empty after I finish binge-watching a series."
"As an artist, my main party trick is trying to draw with the eraser tool or in the same colour as the background."
"The internet is a place where anybody can share their rage. They can hide from the repercussions of reality, and maybe some time, some where, feel like part of a community. But then what might happen is they expect the world from something that isn't really more than a bunch of people in front of screens. Ordinary people."
"I also can't spell "lantern" without going back and correcting it from "lanturn". I hope you're happy, Nintendo."
"With the announcement of Windows 10, we can safely conclude that seven ate nine."
"'She has hair over her eye, to look seductive' Yes. Because everyone with a long side-fringe is 'seductive'."
"So this root beer was made in the UK, exported to the USA and then imported to Denmark. Such efficiency blows my mind."
"Thunder and lightning on results day. Gee, how atmoshpreic."
"I introduce to your faces: Tuna Pasta Bake sans Tuna. The recipe for idiots (aka, me)."
"I keep trying to touch my laptop screen. what has this tablet done to me"
"The itch to scratch sprite is strong. that pun wasn't intentional by the way, I literally just noticed it"
"tfw a critical capture fails"
"I see buttons, I press"
~ Leopard^dir

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Lethalabsol
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"I will never look at that pokemon the same way again. Ever. Very chilling story."
"* Lethalabsol has just got pulled out of a hat"
"cant you just make it so if someone puts the word MLP in your chat thingy that the message defaults to: I HATE MLP"
"why is it called a banhammer? why not a bancannon or bansword?"
" today i discovered my best friend is rubbish at pokemon... they had a team full of legendaries and they couldnt beat my miltank"
"its surprising that earthlings people here sleep"
" my rival is twill, and my squirtle is mv"
"omg i just realised i can only use normal pokeballs due to my rules ;w; im doomed when it gets to the cave"
" im serious i need a answer cause otherwise im naming my magikarp sparkleaf or spark"
"turns out when you get to lvl 13 you can floor most pokemon in 2 hits at route 1"
" i think mysterious has a attack iv of 1 though....either that or tackle is really weak"
" this site looks horrible in windows 98 8|"
"This was...wonderful! I can't wait for more of this mysteryious vaporeon! All bad puns aside this was amazing!"
"Ninetales out of ten your stories are the best on this site."
" phone + touchscreen results in tylos DX"
" uh oh, batterys dieing and the charger isnt working D:"
"Word of God says I'm correct, now onto more conspiracy theories! What is this jk symbol? Jumping Kangaroos?"
" sparkleaf is hiding the true murderer for another story or I may have to ask twill for a meeting with that shadow group..."
" I'm confused..which lethalabsol in lethalabsolshipping is the male one?"
"Chrstmyste magic involves gathering all the absols of the world into the northpole to aid problem detection?"
~ Lethalabsol^cool

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AstyrLuna
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" .....can we go ROAD TRIPPIN' now?" " ROAD TRIPPIN' must always be spelled in capitals."
" Imagine a purple Lucario on an inflatable turtle decked in water saftey gear floating past you. That is me."
"....Okay, I'll just sit in the drain pipe....THERE IS A GRIMER ON Y FEET D:" "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!"
" SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA THE DRAIN PIPE BEFORE A MUK COMES D:"
" MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?! *SHOT*"
"* Lexideth UBERHUGGLES SPARKLEAF" "THANKYOUUUUU!!!~~~"
"I would, but I have school D: And the rest of the time when I do no-one else is here"
" ....Let's change the subject! PUDDING *shot*"
"i feel like im gonna cry im so nostalgic r/n i dont say this enough, but i love you all so f-king much. if youre reading this i love you"
~ AstyrLuna

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Lil_Umbreon
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"Happy thanksgiving to any of my fellow Canadians!! :D <3"
"Sketched about 200 frames in my animation and I think it's only like 15 seconds long so far? I feel like my story's going to be too short when I finish, so I better plan some filler. xD"
"I have no idea what's going on at Route 50 in terms of drama, but I kinda wish I had powers to stop it all. So as I was doodling this suddenly happened."
"I kinda want to change my name, but at the same time I'm pretty attached to it, haha."
"whoa i didn't know trains actually come through the tracks"
"i can't draw girls properly anymore??? which if weird because i'm pretty sure the guys i draw look feminine :'|"
~ lil_umbreon

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Liru
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"no IM NOT A POKEMON im a lv10 ranger and I hav diagla an pakia"
"*gloom*"
- Liru

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Luce
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"*points at BAAAAAD KH video that Sky showed him* GO WATCH IT NOW! >:V"
"Why does my mom think that me sitting at the computer means I want to do chores?"
"Less sslehbate wiff RUM! *falls over backwards*"
"AHA! THE TRUTH COMES OUT! *drugs Poki back home* Come on luv"
"Frooooostiii! No turning off EHQ members not named EF, Liru, or Darkrai!"
"I'm just your friendly neighborhood mad scientist! >8D!!"
"I'm not afraid to use my RANDOM CRAZY COMIC ATTACK"
"*points upwards* look at the little birdies~"
"Hmmm...howdo I make this post good, without getting graphic?"
"*gives puppy dog eyes* Why you yell at me? ;~;"
"Should Sierra...Poke the dead Arcanine?"
"This crazyness be interupting ma RPing, BBL!"
"*is playing PM tag with sky* Sent again!"
"One such ideas was an ability for Gadevoir called 'Energy Blades'. That ability swapped Gardevoir's attack and Special Attack and allowed it to learn the various 'Slash' type moves. Now what forth gen Pokemon does that sound like? <.<"
":O *bigger gasp* ISOCAN'TWAITFOROUTEFIFTYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"NRRRRRR! That's the second most antisipated thing on my liiiiiiist!"
"And thus the cloning conspiracy continues! *starts playing Twilight Zone music*"
"Okay, I seriously think someone has stolen my DNA."
"This ones going to show a Darkrai taking over the world...then show that it was just DArkrai (as an abra) having a dream...and then Poki and Moon doddle on his face ala Jigglypuff."
"SUEING IS THE ANSWER TO EVERY PROBLEM! >8D"
"Gahhh! That Pecha Tonic goes straight to my head!"
"FROSTI! DO YOU WANT YOUR CHARACTERS TO FLUNK OUT OF PS?!? NO YOU DON'T! NOW POST GIRL!"
"Hey Frosti! You're in my Pokewalker! Now to test something! *starts shaking the Pokewalker really fast*"
"Aaaaaaand I'll BRB. *glares at his mom*"
"I cleared the room and messed it up royall, by needing an invite to get in but not sending invites. :P"
"*looks at all the RPing he needs to do* ;~;..."
"Umm...I have 37 flashes of RPs I'm already in...Could you yell at me about those first?"
"Oh, and yell at Frosti for not drawing. *wants his drawings* ;~;"
"I'm sorry ya'll, my mom is in total psycho she dog mode. BBIAB"
"Yeppers~ ...*has a sudden craving for chocolate milk* BRB."
"O.O ATTACK OF THE LOL!"
"A wild LEAFTALES attacked! *shotshotshot*"
"*just found his half finished DI post in a tab* ...I can't beleave I totally forgot about that! |D"
"He recording all of your threats for a verbal abuse suit me and Frosti are filing."
"Ya, I'm holding out for R50...and that drawing from Frosti. >.>"
"sorry for saying sorry too much"
"We be craaaaaaazyyyyy~ >8D"
"And if you start acting like him...well...*aims bazooka*"
"Well, I'm about ready to pass out, night ya'll! *attempts to leave and passes out in the door way*"
"*uses his Pokeray to take away Sky's wings* And thus, you are grounded. |D"
"...I've been outside mowing the yard! What makes you think I have any sausage cakes?!?"
"IF YOU DON'T POST IN DDS I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT DOOMSDAY'LL BE LIKE!!! >8O"
"*points at Sky and Sparks* Mom and Dad?"
"...Poki has the knives? o.o;"
"I think that partially depends on the Squeral in foxes clothing is up to."
"*prepares the Cbox repair kit for Sparks's entry*"
"D| *points at the EHQ saga* Kat didn't know what Sparks was talking about..."
"I'm 19, legally an adult, I'LL ACT IMMATURE IF I WANNA!"
"I'm assuming the menus are for R50 and not some restaurant you're opening."
"Allright...someone yell at me to finish my EoS post... AND THEN YOU NEED TO POST THERE FROSTI! >:3"
"O.O TEAM ROCKET'S ATTEMPTING TO PLANT HYPNOTIC MESSAGES IN THE ANIME! *runs around screaming*"
"You find me funny huh? [small]*gets out the PokeRay*[/small] ...SMALL NO WORKIE!"
"Malinda's not mentally damaged...she is just a bubbly idiot."
"What I lack in quality, I make up for in QUANTITY! :O I have 17 Characters spread out over 9 RPGs (and that's just the currently active ones)!"
"Cuuuuuuuute!...But why is the Crobat fuzzy?"
"I need something kinda Playful and Cute to be her Legendary...That or something totally ruthless."
"*plugs his ears* LALALALALAAAAA~ I can't hear Choco!"
"You want an LOZ fan talk to my mom... She stayed up three strait days playing the first LoZ~ And she's threatening to steal ST from me. >.> :P My mom be awesome like that~"
"What was she saying the other day at Midnight? "Must...Beat...Castle...Must...Beat...Castle...""
"*sets his Pokeray to Milotic* Kaaaay...Let's see here...*continues scrolling through list*...*looks over at Sparks*"
"She's indestructible...yet still terrified of mice. |D"
"Now I can payback to those phantoms for all those game overs"
"You didn't cause it so much as the monkeys. *points at his little sisters*"
"because my mom and dad just HAAAAVE to come in and play there Farm Town and kick me off the computer because it's slowing their computers down. >.> <.< >.<"
"Nichole and Chris are either going to fall in love...or kill each other...I'm just not sure which..."
"RUN SPARKS! RUN FROM HIS PIES OF DOOM!"
"Weeeeelllll~ The last time I used the PokeRay on him I was mad at hiiiiiim...so I made him a Shiny Loppunny."
"My mom told me to write this: "Katelin is a crazy monkey child who lives in the jungle and at the middle of the night screams and scares everyone who hears her."
"|D My mom's making me laugh to much to type. X'D"
"Bye what?...I KNOW! She can poke the dead thing!"
"HEY! *glares at Lucky* I'M th resident mad sienentist!"
"Nrrrrr...I've got more Flashes now then I did when I got one..."
(Malinda) "So what kind of team are you on?" asked Malinda, prodding Rudy. "Soccer? Football? Come on~ Tell~"
(Sierra) "Sierra leaned down and looked her over...then poked her a couple times "She dead?" She asked the suronding Pokemon."
(Sierra) "Are you mad about you're little girl friend passing out on ya? If you have a problem with me, then OUT WITH IT!"
"Let's play the "Make Sparks run from computer to computer" game! :D"
(Chris) "No! No way! he thought as he looked upon the face of the girl whom he had just preformed CPR on"
(Chris) "I-it wasn't like that! She wasn't breathing! It was CPR!"
(Chris) "You can get some info out of your son over there." Chris laughed hard, tears forming as he continued, "Maybe if you gave your "good little boy" some treats he would help!"
(Sierra) "Maybe it's time to settle down, find someone nice... NAH! Someone to beat up, maybe..."
"...*pokes Pope with a lightsaber* DON'T! DISS! THA HAT!"
"I am a Dragon-type Eeveelution with a lightsaber, your arguement is invalid."
"*looks behind himself* ...MA BUTTS ON FIRE! *runs around screaming*"
"Nichole Murders Seth and needs Chris's help to hide the body?"
"...THAT WAS TO FAST! ;~; I'm not through posting! PLEASE NO MURDER!"
"What? Am I not meeting a quote quota or something? ...WELL BEING QUOTE WORTHY IS HARD! *runs around sobbing*"
"Now if you'll excuse me, I think a seel needs to be nommed. *runs off to post in ItD* ...Oh wait, I forgot he passed out. *is full of fail now*"
"*looks at Sky* What IS that RPG about again? *has forgotten*"
"NRRRR! Even when I'm home alone my mom calls me and gives me chores."
"*is kicked* OW! *in a high pitched voice* That was a low blow..."
"*throws an Eevee bomb disguised as a muffin at Darkrai*"
"...WHY IS MY COMPUTER LAGGING?!? ;~;"
"OH SKY! I NEEDS TA ASK YOU A QUESTION!"
"Yeeeeeesssss, the mind control, it woooooooorks!...Did I say that out loud?...LOOK! MUFFINS!"
"*waves his hand like a Jedi* These are not the Gulpins you are looking for."
"*pulls out a lightsaber* I am a Dragon type Eeveelution with a Light saber, your argument is invalid."
"*busts through the door* DID SOMEBODY SAY TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA?!? >8D"
"NOOOOOOO! MA TEEEEEEEEEA! ...wait...uh-oh...Sparks just drank MY Tea. o.o"
"*stumbles in holding an empty Tea bottle* DON'T FORGET CRAZY! >8D"
"*wakes up screaming* THE CRADILYS IS AFTA MA PEANUT BUTTA AGAIN!"
"Why does Abra only teleport you to the last Pokemon Center you've visited? Does it have short term memory loss or something?"
"...OK, Navarr's sanity must turn off at midnight."
"Phooie, I couldn't post in ItD before getting kicked off and it was all Sparks's fault! He got me distracted with his awesome writting skills. >.> Laters."
"Kat is laughing psychotically...Must be something good happening to the site! :D"
" Why do all the girls think fire types are hot? *points at Torch and Insythe and dies laughing*"
"THIS IS R50! You want REASON? Well THIS AIN'T THE PLACE FOR IT! *spazzes out and runs around screaming*"
">.> YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING! *dives out the window while laughing like a maniac, only to discover we're on the ground floor* ...well that was anticlimactic..."
"*looks at the "Show Previous 209 Posts" button* Hmmm...*presses it and watches the base get flooded* "
" Love it~ ...But it makes me want Cotton Candy...*goes to find Sky*"
";~; Ninjad in a Base post."
"*get's out the paddles* CLEAR! *zaps Sparks*"
"Hey Sky! Hold this~ *gives Sky a lit bottle rocket*"
"|D Sorry. *climbs off of the pile*""It's after 9 and I'm tired, and when I get tired, I get CARAAAAAAAAZAY!"
"Yesssss, the Pirate Teeeeeea~ Now I must go...LATERS! *hands a bottle of rum to max and leaps out the window"
" Lesse...there was talk of Jedis, Gulpins, "tea", Soviet Russia, Chainsaws, and Bazookas."
"...*drinks his glass of tea* ...HEY! There's no rum in this "tea"!...And If I've got real sweet tea...then who's got my "tea"?"
"Where's Poki with her Smack-chu when I can see someone ELSE get hit with it?"
"|D Sparks! YOU'VE REVIVED THE MADNESS! *points at Poki's base*"
"FROSTI! IF YOU DON'T POST IN THE KH RP RIGHT NOW! IT'S YOUR STORY THAT'LL NEVER BE TOLD! GO POST!"
"*comes walking through with two huge bags of toys* Back. *tosses the toys into his attic*"
"My mom started a new rule, when Mads gets in trouble, she looses a toy, if she won't take her time out, she looses another, that's what she lost in the 30 minutes from being home."
"I'M STILL A KID! *noms on Candy*"
"Well thats one wishes, if you need two more, Ill be in the lamp."
"ANYWHO! I'll return after posting about the depressed lizard and the giant bug wearing red armor. BRB!"
"...must....resist.....'tea'... ... ... ... ... .... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA"! >8D"
"*whistles innocently while backing away from the "manly" Frosti*|D I love messing with poll results. *flees*"
" =w= *is tempted to burn his orientation book* STOOPID WORK GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY WRITING!"
"|D IDK why, but ALL of my Eevee characters have been addicted to Chocolate Covered Strawberries, but I don't really like them myself."
"*starts trying to drag the Quilava off of the cieling* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BOTTOM!"
"If he won't sit on the bottom, I'll flip him upside down and let him sit up there on the ceiling."
"It's the TM Co, it may or may not be an attack! |D"
"Some mornings you feel as lazy as a Slowpoke and as clueless as a Psyduck."
"PFFFFT! Before I ever do any cosplay, I need to loose about 50 pounds so I can go as something other the Jaba the hut."
"@Shokugami NO! I refuse to comply with the evil website! >:3 I WILL MAKE IT WORK! *smacks the Website repeatedly*"
"I can't RP from two certain people suddenly giving me a mountain of chores. I REPEAT! Me sitting down doesn't mean "give me chores"!!! >.<"
"*gands on* MY CHEW TOY! ...Then why is I nomming yoooooou? *noms on Sero* "
"CHOCOLATE! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!"
"DO YOU TWO KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THIS IS GOING TO COST ME?!?"
"I'm forwarding all of the bills I get from Twilla's chocolate frenzy to YOU TWO! *points at Sparks and Insythe*"
"Wow, that Pokemon must be hast~"
"...Hehehe~ Think about this Sparks, Sero's Grandpa, what Nichole went into the forest after, the people vanishing."
" ...Candy, I don't know if you know this, but I'm crazy."
" Me and one of my friends got simi into Bakugaun, but then got out of the game and just started using the Bakugan to make a Soap Opera."
"One of my friends and I once payed a game of Mario Kart going only in reverse."
"Me and two of my friends stayed up all night playing Starfox Assault, and when ever one person died they got to throw stuff at the other players to mess them up!"
"|D What's really bad is when I started running around with grenades in the game screaming "SUICIDE!""
"Sky: The granades are timed, so they'll go off if you hold them long enough. Barriers make you immune to damage for a little bit, so you can chase people around with the grenade and when it goes off, they die and you don't. >:D"
"*hic* ...I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"
"...So we're using this room to talk about another chatroom, which we use to talk about the R50 chatrooms...there is something wrong with us. |D"
"*walks in all beat up* Never try to steal anything chocolate from my mom..."
"BLARG! ATTACKO OF THE TPYOS! ...BLAG AGAIN! ...|D"
"...I think our choir direct has lost it... Joy to the World should NOT be Hip hop."
"...I! WANT! COOKIE DOUGH! *raids the fridge*"
"*is thrown back into the Cbox* My mom found me with the tub of cookie dough..."
"HEY! My mom's in the other room! Time to steal some cookie dough~ ...*goes flying through the Cbox and rams head first into the far wall*"
"That Twilight movie? I believe that Pope."
"Ninetails are hast."
" *pulls his head out of the wall* I swear that woman has a sixth sense dedicated to finding out when I'm stealing sweets."
" I tried that, my mom threw a dog treat at me so the dog started attacking me for the treat."
"I *coughSkycough* wonder *coughSkycough* who *coughSkycough* she *coughSkycough* meant *coughSkycough*."
"O.O My mom said she's fixen to press the random button... |D She said her dog has the random button on her head and when she presses it, the dog will attack me."
"SOMEONE STOLE MY-...*stands up, picks up the card he was sitting on, and get's back to deck making*"
"...Does accidentally setting a shed on fire count? ...Forth of July is NEVER bring with my family! >8D"
"One year a stray roman candle BBQs a bird. One year my cousin's stray bottle rocket sets the trees near our house on fire."
"One year, MY stray bottle rocket set a shed on fire."
"A-anywho, we both think it was just the combo of spending 6 hours in a car and staying at a 4 room cabin in which 6 people where staying."
"You can't be Emo when you get a double rainbow upside tha face."
"My mom's so used to writing my name that one year, when making Christmas cards, she accidentally printed 20 cards that said "Marry Christopher" on the front."
"WHY! *headdesk* CAN'T! *headdesk* I! *headdesk* RP! *headdesk* AS! *headdesk* CHRIS! *headdesk*"
" *runs through screaming and clutching a jar of peanut butter while being chased by a herd of Craydilly* THEY WANT TO STEAL MY PEANUT BUTTER AGAIN!"
"I've made an RP, joined another, and written four RP posts. I ARE TYPED OUT!"
"T is for Twill who noms everyone. K is for Kat, who tasers lazy people. R is for Random, which is what Route 50 is. C is for Candy, who is edible! *noms Candycane's tails*"
"We'd all still be completely addicted to Pokemon, LEafio's on his 17th fanfic and married to Frostia, I'm helping run the RPG, Sky's whiping (literally) the younger members into shape, and Kat has married someone on the site. |D I figure me, Navarr, Max, Lec...Or Pope because you where drunk at the time."
"Mankind. *goes all old person* When I was in school, a break meant a break, not homework for seven hours a day."
" Lemme put it this way: I didn't know what "being gay" was until I was 15, when my mom had to explain why two girls where kissing."
"Random girl 1: So what's your boy friend look like? Frostia: *shows them a picture of a Leafchu* All of the girls: ..."
"Make Cynthia's Garchomp female in the story. It betrays her during it's "female time of the month". *shot to death*"
"I know! She's moody because she's pregenert and the daddy's either Giratina or that Tyranitar from somewhere else in the story! *shotshotshotshotshot*"
"Female Pokemon want to vote! Female Pokemon want to vote!"
"It's sexism! All the male Pokemon get the high paying jobs when it comes to world domination! She wants to prove she can kill just as good as any of them!"
"She's just got a crush on Giratina and is trying to impress him! You know how girls are, the always fall for the bad boys!"
"If she was forced to eat one more freaking can of that stock Pokemon food that looked like Furret Pellets, she was going to snap!...and she did."
"She was sick and tiered of being crammed into a little, air tight Pokeball! Look what the lack of air did to her skin!"
"After being turned down by one too many guys, she finally snapped. After breaking down into tears, hiding from men by playing pet to some human trainer, she finally decided if they didn't want her all cute and timid, she'd show them her wild side!"
"|D That's it, my sexist jokes have been completely tapped...whaaaaaaaat, what did I just dooooo!"
"People who hear voices in their head, steadfast in their belief that the voices are real, and claim to be sane are crazy..."
"On the other hand, people who talk to the voices in their head, admit that they ain't real, and admit to being crazy are sane! *points to self*"
"*flails* THE VOICES IN MA HEAD KEEP TELLING ME THE ENDINGS TO MOVIES I HAVEN'T SEEN YET!"
" My little sisters are out of school for two...more...days... *grabs Leafio* THEY'VE BEEN HOME FOR THE PAST 9 DAYS!"
"<_<;; >_>;; O_O;; THEY'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! ...well...crazier..."
" Niiiiiiight Leeeaaafiiiiiiiioooooooo?! *hops inta his pickup and drives off* YEEEEEEEHAHAAAAAAW!"
"*glomps Kat* My kitty. >w>"
"*rides in on an Arcanine*I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN! *steals the cookies and rides off*"
" I NEED SOMEONE WHO KNOWS MUSICAL TERMINOLOGY TO HAAAAAALP MEEEEE! ;w; *hides in here until a certain member leaves the chatrooms*"
"*zaps Leafio into a Furret/Skitty* >8D You is cuuuute~ Now stay that way until Frostia gets on next time"
"Excuse me while I get in trouble... *comes back in with a shoe print on his forehead* It was worth it. "
"Brain Bleach! For getting rid of those "dirty" thoughts! By some for YOUR hormonal teen TODAY! "
"Cause if you die I'm gonna kill you. "
"Why are the movies made so much better then the movies?"
"The hair is less like my Persona's...and more like what mine is like...right now? WTFlip Frostia? You spying on me?"
"Superior redone like Milotic and Milotic redone like Surperior, could you do those two?"
"Before asking a girl out I have to ask my mom "I ain't related to here, right?"."
"Directions to my house include the phrase "And then you turn off the paved road.""
"I'm all "THE UGLY RED BUG THING I WANT TO CATCH! MUST PUT TO SLEEP AND CATCH!" and then I realize it's a trainer battle."
" GTG, nightynight time for the hyper Twiller. *yanks off everyone's tails and runs* LATERS!"
"Goodness! My DS's battery hasn't made it through a full day since I got White version!...You think the DS's battery ain't holding as much of a charge?"
"*catches Candy by the tail* Post in TS:TC or I start plucking tails!"
" ...I always figured some random Nurse Joy went around and healed them all. So I'm actually helping the employment rate in Unova! :D"
" DIE AUDINO'S DIIIIIE! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAA?AAAAAA! >8D"
" OK. Twilly need go nightnight now. Why? Because Twilly is now referring to Twilly in the third person...and making Twilly's name sound even more not manly then it already is."
""Spark! He moves at the speed of lightning."
"Me and Leafio agree that B/W are pretty good...WE AGREED?!? THIS MUST BE A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE! D8"
"@Navarr :o That is neat...Does that mean our phones, being competitors, will have to have a knock down, drag out fight?"
"I'm battling against Pokemon Ranger Thalia..."
"*flails* CANDY IS NOMMING ME?!? WHAT IS THIS?!? SOVIET RUSSIA?!?"
"...Well what kind of perv would be looking at their Pokemon's "equipment"? Err...*just reliased what he said*...I'll just take a trip to shutshut land*"
"...You crush on me and I'll murder you. *shot to death*"
(Xetaja) "WE ARE THE KILLER CHEERLEADER SQUAD! >8D"
"*chases Ruru* HUGGY!"
"*sneaks in while hiding from Navarr* I LOVE YOU KATNESS! *sneaks back out hoping Kat finds this before Navarr*"
"*looks behind him to see he has blue Vulpix tails* ... P:"
"*nom* OW! *nom* OW! *nom* OW! *nom* OW! *nom* OW! *nom* OW! *nom* OW! *nom* OW! *nom* OW! *nom* OW!"
"How could music cause suicide unless it was so horrible and used as a torture tool? I will admit, If I was locked in a room with nothing but a chair, some rope, and that "Friday" song playing on an infinite loop I might have some bad thoughts, yes."
"Ruru, this is Route 50. Insanity is a way of life."
" I HEAR MA WIFIE! *runs into the wall trying to find her*"
" Katelin's Castform shall be her hat's hat for this post. :D"
"Grrrrrrr... *yells at his Glaceon and Smeargle as he rides past* HURRY UP AND MAKE A BABY!"
"..They go psycho to?" "*imagens psycho Nichole* ...Nope, that's too scary."
"We have no chocolate, but we have Cotton Candy. *holds Candy in front of Mini*"
"*flies through the air* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 8D"
"*noms on Candy*"
" I shall read when I get a chance to sit down again. *points at Hurricane Karen*"
" Candy: Being delayed by a hurricane again. x__x"
"*baps himself on the head* As my mom says, I've got a hard head."
"Could you do me a favor and find the part of my brain that motivates me and kick it's butt? *has been very lazy lately*"
"XD All of my voices for ya'll come from songs I associate to ya'll. So most of you have southern accents *shotshotshot*"
"Heeeey! I've got a life now! *shot to death*"
"Kill Twill, volume one."
" |D The only thing is I'm trying to figure out what in the world my mom will think when I get a mysterious package from Florida with a pony inside."
" I'm lost. Did I get kicked or not?" ... "Ooooohkay...That explains the falling and rushing winds..."
"Little over 20 minutes. It wasn't very long because I didn't have many good topics."
"@Navarr #Route50 is down, but so is the ticket page, so I should I submit a ticket about not bring able to submit a ticket?"
"...Are you implying that I'm lazy and sleep a lo-*snores*"
"Please, at this point I think Pope would deny we breathed air."
"I take it you're crafting the mines?"
"Candy, MV, one of my friends had to solo Maxie with a Wingull...That couldn't know water type moves."
"Hi. *noms*"
" I NOM ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES" ... "And even some things that don't. XD"
"XD Ya, my mom went to bed about an hour ago and left me up alone. I said I'd go to bed soon... which as I'm sure you know, is a relative term. :D"
"...D: Awwww." ... "I'll unground you if I can keep you as a pony for two days! :D"
" Hotwire the care!"
"A Muk is kinda just a big Grimer, right? What happens if Muk uses minimize then? Does it de-evolve?"
"Shanalanalanalaaaaaa! *is burned by Firagirl, who walks out* @_@ Aperently she no likie me talkie bout other girlies."
"*pictures a Leaftales with dark sunglasses, a black, spiked collar, and a black shirt with a skull and the words "I am Rock."* ...|D"
" XD IDK how to get their Kirby drawings from them. One of them just discovered Youtube last month."
"D'8 I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME KAT! *forever scarred*"
"Yes. Just yes. She can be Twilight's sworn enemy."
" I'll use a Cinncino just because I want to kill stuff with a fluffy thing. X"D"
"Would I take a sword for Kat? Maybe. Would I take a sword for Navarr? Yes...And I'd shove it up his-"
" ...Am I the only one who realizes THIS ISN'T A GOOD THING?!?"
"It's not, but it's a nervous habit. I'll fiddle with stuff in my mouth."
" Welp, fam's here to pry me away from the glorious interwebs. I shall see you all later!"
"...Homestuck Ponies and Pony Trolls."
"The ponies as trolls riding on the backs of the trolls as ponies."
"Okay, next time you want people to think that one of the characters is dead, make sure you DON'T include a weapon for that character in an area that's impossible to reach while that character is in your party."
"Frosti: N-no. I PAID YOU THE MONEY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! ;3; *flees*"
"...No, I am the prettiest princess. :D"
"Mae: Sky blows up. Sparks gets frozen solid. Then the monster uses my technology to take over Route 50. The end. :D"
"8| WHY DID IT TAKE ME TILL NOW TO ACTUALLY FINISH THIS? Once I got started it was easy!'
"Embyr is best pony. *shot*"
"* Twill isn't here. * Twill is a figment of your imaginations"
"Pokemon TCG is now charging for you to enter their tournaments. ...*stores his cards and goes back to League of Legends*"
"To anyone having writer's block. Avoid watching TV, Movies, or Youtube and playing action based games. Instead, read a comic or book and play puzzle based games. I've been off youtube all day reading a new comic and I've finally broken through my writer's block of late because of it."
"If Kat gets knocked unconscious, does that mean she's Katatonic?"
"I go to Disney and what princess do I meet? Zelda."
"I could never be a hipster, they're too mainstream. "
"Alabama Weather. Tomorrow it's 70 and sunny, Friday it's 40 and raining/sleeting."
"...Did they finally make the flying pig pokemon we've all been waiting for? "
"I'll give Persona 3 this much right now. This is the fastest I've ever wanted to write a fanfic about a franchise. "
"And I just killed my mom internet trying to download 270 Pokemon songs. X"D "
"be careful fex, Mods are becoming an endangered species."
"Spending time with you twill be wonderful, Valentine."
"I could do far worse little one. :3"
"...A fox is trying to sell me armor and weapons in Bravely Default... Guys I'm scared."
"I wish I could just learn to shut up. I'd cause a lot less trouble that way."
"I hope one day that everyone on earth can experience one thing. Someone who will treat them exactly how they treated the person the hurt the most."
"Just finished with my birthday party and am feeling introverted again. X3"
"Mario causes much screaming and much laughing."
"I don't drink tea. I absorb it. IT IS MY LIFE FORCE!"
"I just...pictured you in a blinging pimp suit. With the cane and the sparkling jacket and everything."
"I'm just gonna say this is a sign we're all, at the least, observant writers."
"XD Tumblr, the second biggest sink whole of time. Possibly only behind Youtube."
"FrostiXFrostiSona, OTP."
" Your mind says write, but the heart says draw."
"* Luce noms on a tail xe totally didn't steal from Sky on her way out"
"Curious, yes. but we all know how that works out for cats"
"Foot in mouth moments are painful as a taur. That's four feet."
"Why is he outside my house then? 8U I swear if he turns one of our horses into a Ponyta, I'm sueing."
"I hate allergies."
(Re: Kyogre sucks) "Actually, with Water Spout, he blows."
" Handhelds have gotten to the point where they can supply the type of gaming that I want. There's even a lot of good platformers out now, and not just 2D ones."
"Random, but me and my friends did something terrible. We made a team in League of Legends where each member had a healining ability. XD We didn't do a lot of damage, but we NEVER died. X"D"
"That moment when your family starts talking about pony genetalia and wondering if that's why he's called "Big Macintosh.""
~ Luce^cool (Twill)

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LuxrayMasterAzer
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"I'm totally riding my horse to school next year. <3"
"*bounces up and down happily* I am surrounded by people who do not wish to slap me. Thou art happy."
~ LuxrayMasterAzer


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Maestra
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(101 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart) "29. Get a huge robot and make it crush everything."
"What's a cliff?"
I'm gonna come back when things are less weird."
"May I say this again? I AM ONE OF THE FEW NORMAL ONES HERE."
"Get a buch of weedles and Beedrills to attack them."
"I give the weirdest nicknames to my Pokemon. I named my Taillow "Sleep" when I had no idea what to name it."
"I belive in CO, Frensel should hit Hinoko in the head more often when she (Hinoko) does stupid things."
"You don't need to speak Vulpixese."
"I murdered everyone who had been murdered! *not*"
(Patchouli) "Patchouli then noticed Seth trying to find a comfertable seat, and immetitally threw a light book at him as hard as she could throw it. 'Get back to work.'"
"Are we destroying things?"
"Time stopped. Let's blame Hana."
"* Maestra Master Sparks Spark."
"Since there are more pairings, I shall add them to my shipping list and make pasta!"
"I swear in StEB almost everyone over 13 is getting paired."
"Okay, just checkin' or trying to save you from Sky wrath."
"In keyboarding class, we had these keyboard covers so we wouldn't look at our keyboards when typing since they believed we could type faster due to that, and most of the class (including me) had to look at the keyboards to type fast, so... Ignore keyboard class rant."
"...I killed the chat with my keyboarding class rant."
"See ya. We can never get Twill to post in StEB"
" You see how keyboarding causes typos? DON'T TAKE THAT CLASS!"
"If Spark still updates the Quote Archives, I bet my infamous keyboard class rant would be added and bolded." (look three quotes up)
"* Maestra stakes Twill with all seven Stakes." ... "You know I am laughing." ... "Trolling you guys is fun." ... "trolltrolltrolltroll"
"* Maestra throws a book at Sky"
" People don't call me Maestroll for nuthin'"
"Frost, I will stake you with all of the Seven Stakes of Purgatory if you call me that."
"* Maestra throws books at Twill"
"xD Great Twill, now Sky knows that you're slacking off."
(Patchouli) "Book throwing! That solves everything!"
(Patchouli) "She picked it up, walked a bit, and threw the book, aiming for his head"
"When I return: People leave TFM"
"Do my characters troll also if I troll?"
"Moral of story: ???"
"Am I too psycho? *understatement*" ... " Good. *slasher smile*"
"OH SPAAAARK! *slasher smile*"
" Twill double-died."
"CAN'T I MAKE TYPOS ;_;"
"SPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAARK *slasher smile*"
"Whenever Twill tells me which rp I have to post in, I have writer's block for that rp."
"SPARK *slasher smile*"
"THE CURSE OF ROUTE 50?!?!?!?1?one"
"Does concur mean "agree?"Those words aren't normal by modern teen dictionaries."
"I love how half of my quotes are in strikes. I overuse them it seems like... Either that or it's the language of Maestrastani."
"I bet I still throw books, but they're going to be too heavy. Unless I throw picture books."
"SPARK DON'T BE A XETA"
"Xeta, that sounds like a great idea. Going to a faraway college to get away from a parent. I am serious."
" I spy a Sparks ... SPARRK *shlasher smile*"
"* Maestra calls herself on her phone."
" oh no! I am using normal means of attacking! The world will explode!"
"mew mew mew"
"You said questions about everything ... YOU SAID QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING"
"(Guys, this is kinda getting out of hand. Any character who broke out of their cage must return to their cages and wait for those non-kidnapped ones to save them. BTW post coming soon)"
"* Maestra throws Frosti inside a TV" ... "Now go find your shadow"
"A Pony Patchouli that pops out of nowhere who totally does not follow the unofficial mascots."
"With Spark here, what's the point of summoning Personas to beat shadows when he is eating them?'
"Spark if you post, I'll buy you some... Whatever kitsune's favorite foods are." | "* Maestra gives Spark some "Whatever Kitsune's Favorite Food is"" | "It's a brand name! :D"
"Sky you need armor for your tails."
""For some reason, on the white board in my choir class, various countries names were listed. So I wrote "Pastaaaa" by Italy"
" SPARK THE ART OF BOOK THROWING HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN MY FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS"
"* Maestra hits Sky in the face with a book" ... "That's the true facebook. 8)"
"* Maestra uses her magical powers to escape" ... "And I did that because that came with my magical girl powers."
" I'm surrounded by Mormons and I tell people I'm Buddist"
" Frosti I wanna draw your magical girl self. *lurks around Frosti's Tumblr*"
"* Maestra shoots Twill with a giant bookgun"
"Not all Dragonites are like Tundra SkyWarrior >:|"
"I've been told I'm too scary to be in a relationship. I'm very "yelly""
"MV should be an anti-guidance counselor."
"MV, contract?"
"Oh sure blame the book throwing manager. (¬‿¬) Oh me."
"Kyubey appeared via skyvoice. MV shot him. QB shot him back and MV became a magical girl. THE END"
" At least this math teacher doesn't ship me."
"No wonder Eeveebot killed everyone. She was madly in love with you. jk"
"Kyubeys do count. They be contracting you from their shoe cars."
"Swotsy is loving the world, one continent at a time."
" People either think I'm just some pissed-off person all the time... i'mactuallyquitetsundere"
"How are you doing? ... You feel skarmory?'
"I am a dangerous specimin."
"* Maestra throws books at lurkers"
"It bothers me when people associate Nintendo systems with family friendly games. Not all the games have to be family friendly.'
"Trying the revive the chat here."
"My awkwardness is being tsundere and getting angry because almost all of the guys act like idiots."
"Sky, it seems you may have been subjected to a "people making fun of your typos" curse <3"
"You are now stalked by crows MV~"
"....Everyone chosen by Giratina goes insane."
" RULE: Most rps are part of LoTE-verse"
"Quick! Convert to Route 50 (mainly female member)'s fetish of gentlemen!"
"Canon: Sky is paranoid"
"Kyubey is an Incubator... An entire alien species in which they contract girls and MV'
"Headcanon: Twill became a mad scientist due to his undying love of works involving Frankenstein."
"Headcanon: Xeta can see you through her blindfold, but you can't see her eyes."
"Headcanon: Sparks is actually a Ninetales devoid of any fire powers."
"Headcanon: The real Frosti is Doodlecat. Her "persona" and "pokesona" are just dolls she controls."
"Headcanon: No curse is afflicting MV, crows find him hot."
"I hate how there are ten million species of earthworms and flies and I have to figure out which ones are native to Utah. ALL THE EARTHWORMS LOOK THE SAME"
"I want you (guys) whipped into shape! WHEN I SAY POST SAY HOW LONG"
" YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT WHEN YOU START TO CRY"
"Nichole is probably the number one cause of all of the physical damage to characters and others in StEB."
"Peace, quiet, loneliness"
"If any of you try fishing in a certain salty lake, try fishing me up. * Maestra is totally not an aquatic creature"
"I have an inventory box over that yonder basement."
" Today has been the most productive day in regards to writing ever."
" I am a boy predenting ot be a girl betending ot be a girl predenting to be a Mae. jk"
" Secretly, I am a Torchic plush.'
"If I upload a story on there one day just a reminder that Spark's is banned from reading it."
" It should not be called "Quick Scan." It should be called "Slow Scan." It's been an hour and the scan isn't even done yet."
" I am tempted to write something that starts out normal but becomes suddenly soul-crushingly depressing."
" I went downstairs to unplug my computer because my mom wanted me to, so I decided to turn off and unplug the extension cord only to realize the router was plugged into the cord."
"At least me sitting out from the mall trip gives me time to work on my story"
"* Maestra slacks off"
"On an unrelated note, because this story is written by me, there will be mentions of book throwing."
"SKY IF YOU DON'T POST EVERYONE WILL DIE AND A BAD ENDING OCCURS"
"* Maestra builds a book fort"
(@Sparkleaf posting a fox picture) "It's a selfie."
(@Sparkleaf posting baby fox pictures) "Spark: Master of Fox Family Pictures"
"* Maestra literally hits the books."
"Interesting fact: This particular character is part of a trio of portags for this one story I'm planning and their names mean gold, silver, and bronze. yay theme naming"
"Autocorrect stop correcting words that are words."
"I wish I had Sparks's penchant of writing a lot."
"3DS tells me to plug in an adaptor even though the updates take like 30 sec.-2 minutes."
" My FE friend threw a book because her uncle wanted to see what it looked like. "
"ps sparks all of my stores are in earth 3 k thx '
"Mass breeding Torchics like no tomorrow. "
"Spark is averagely Normal"
"Sky and Frosti and the art streamers, Sparks is the TV show streamer, and me and Twill are the video game streamers. "
"pooooost"
"I DID IT. I FINALLY BEAT TOUHOU 7'S EXTRA STAGE sorry sparks i beat up your cousin"
" i am not beautiful i am handsome "
""i'm a utahn we spell how we pronounce""
"I don't think Uxie even needs a book, it could summon an illusionary Groudon which beats books. too bad that doesn't apply in the main series "
" My friend's cat keeps attacking my foot "
" sorry heck doge i beat up your cosuin "
"* Maestra writes about "nothing.""
"No it does not start with Sonia reminiscing about that strange lady with a book "
" 'dang it rover stop eating books' "I met a strange woman on the fields as a kid. She hit me with s book." ( actual content from "nothing")"
"Since I am too lazy to work on "nothing" for now, I must find something else to write about. Maybe the many deaths of Sparkleaf and how he can avoid them. *shot*"
"I like making references to things as well but no one catches them. They are really obvious ones too, but I'm probably the only person who knows about the stuff I reference. "
"so how's that post coming"
"Post or ultimate book works will ensue"
"Being in Honors English is suffering."
"I feel much more comfortable lurking FB ever since I change my profile pic to an anime character. "
"sky is not a mawlie no mother" ... "you know i can't spell"
"I cannot ship characters together. unless they are canon"
"senpai noticed mawile-chan"
"Someone paid over $300 to pie the basketball coach in the face during our fundraiser assembly."
"I SHOULD USE WEAPONIZED HAIR IN STORY"
"because I need a weird weapon and swords and magical gems do not count... nvm i remembered the books"
"You were lucky I didn't message you and be all like 'HEY SKY HOW'S THE POST?'"
"I thank the internet for feeding my sardonic sense of humor. "
"darn I just thought up of a quality nickname. I'm not sure if the system even allows "heck doge" to be used. "
" Gonna go play with my new doge instead of fighting Flare "
"Yay 5 stars in the unlimited yarn works game "
"I have passed by two people online with the same name as me hisss "
" heck doge learn some fire type moves already"
" There are three Talonflames in my PokeAmie. Pokepuff work too well. get away Joltik the two Talonflame will eat you "
"Fex Sparks are we scaring you guys off have some pie"
"I should make an XY help thread and call it "Help me Maestra-sensei!"
"Darn Eastern kids and their snow days. "
"Oh Sky, don't worry about being overly detailed, as long as your post makes sense it'll be fine. "
" There are Maes everywhere I must watch my back"
"Insyte is too busy being heroic and fangirl bait for any more romantic parts. "
" I am just not in the mood for Transparent Stretch of Land High School "
" I want tomorrow off but noooo Utah's snow season sucks "
"Maybe Frosti's banner gives her an unlimited supply of sugar"
"very yelly sky"
"SkyWarrior: 3 and 4 involve SOCIALIZING are you up to the task? "
"I'm in the dungeon that gave me the most grief wish me luck "
" Sparks looks like a macho version of my cousin and it freaks me out a bit"
"Its paws are sacred how dare you "
"I think FB is trying to trap me because I see no blue header that lets me log out "
"T'was a joke, but our short distance conversation included "you're mom's no" and "your face is no." Text messaging from five inches away ♥"
"I figured out how Torchics throw books. They kick them really hard"
" Wait I lied about PMMM being the only anime series I'm totes obsessed over "
(Re: Puella Magi Madoka Magica) "see it's a trap. "
"Welcome to the PMMM fandom! Full of despair and sadness, with some hope! Grab some issues and soul food, they are highly recommended if you decide to keep watching."
" Do you ever just write something but it ends up being longer than you intended it to be? "
"* Maestra offers "Whatever Fexible's Favorite Food Is." "
"I keep forgetting I have the "nothing" file open "
"* Maestra crashes through a wall with a broom "
" I watched because of hearing how dark it was. IT MESSED ME UP"
"Lesse if senpai is still online... SENPAI STOP BATTLING"
" i should probably shower but eeeh"
" I regret deciding to draw"
"* Maestra hands out "Whatever Lurkers' Favorite Food Is.""
"Hey Sparks I finally finished Rebellion. I cannot see Homura the same way ever again"
"The tale of the great Keldenight shall not be delayed by this!"
" fro use your magical tablet and draw yourself a bed"
(Re: Houndour) " I thought it was X-clusive"
" for some weird reason I feel more comfortable sketching things out on paper than on tablet"
" I am tempted to go fox hunting during my California trip"
"If I hear someone looking like a macho version of my cousin talking about Rt.50 or LotE i'll pounce"
"lazy sky is lazy and is stuck on writers block or just refuses to post"
"I'm so tempted to write one of the ending's of "nothing" but I got to write the rest of it ughh"
"Dialga and Palkia run the Pokemon Bank there is proof."
"I hate the kind of writers block in which you have an idea how to describe it but can't find the words"
"sparks i see you are posting lote everywhere like a virus"
"Mae I spend Valentines with you, Valentine?"
" i forgot i had the "nothing" file open again"
"I think guys purposely avoid me because they know they have no chance"
"I'm too lazy to read something long but put effort into reading something even longer my priorities are straight."
"I got the combined StEB/"nothing" collection ready. I am pretending that the Arceus is named Slick"
"I get this really great short fanfic idea but when I open up my word processor I just stare at the screen."
"Just be wary. Foxes are sneaky little critters/"
"i hate coffee but i'm entering this cafe anywa- oh look childhood friends i never talk to anymore"
"gotta meet 'em all"
" i'll go and work on "nothing," because that is the only think i wanna work on"
"I just realized our rival high school's (the "Titans") house number is one number away from being "666.""
"Can I survive a half of a day at the world's happiest place? Stay tuned."
" I forgot i yell. I AM THE LARGEST OF HAMS"
"Haha we beat them in the selfie game. losers"
"no one knew my true form until now"
"YOU SEE HOW I GOT ALL THEM GIRLS"
"Why did it have to rain here. This isn't happy."
"Help my friends are high off lollipops"
"We also can't get out of Disneyland"
"I am Mae the bag holder"
"Utah how is your weather similar to California's"
"why me I made my disneyland trip depressing sobsob"
"Did I tell you about my trip? went to disneyland 3 out of 4 days, went to some cool schools, met some animators, met a fox"
"I hope to find a frosty cat and a shaymin real soon"
"And here is this series' Torch unknowingly working out his magic"
"It's 5k now the notes are like bunnies man."
"An imaginary world where books fall from the sky and hit you"
"guess what happened to the stream"
"Maybe we could wait for a third person and have it be a multibattle? A fox came online..."
(twiggy: Spark dear god sometimes I read through the quote archives and think to myself) "ARE THEY UPDATED"
"I took German for a term, but the teacher yelled a lot so I left"
"German appealed to me because it is the language of magic is Japanese media I've always wanted to visit."
"By "unknown" you mean "not wanting to be KO'd in one hit?""
"One of my classmates was almost named "Charizard.""
A PHYSICAL COPY..... AT A PHYSICAL STORE?!"
"i strongly remembered when i was pwned by eeveelutions"
"I think I actually drew a decent hand"
"We writers just throw together Pokemon based on personalities and call it a day ahaha"
""Madoka used Seed Flare! It's super effective!""
"sky will flip out. Madoka!Sky is now canon"
" There must be PMMM references everywhere, no exceptions"
" I think both were having too much fun with disturbing aspects and the like."
"what were we thinking watching/reading/etc dark things like those"
"I would like to thank and harm my cousin at the same time for getting me into FSN"
"Twiggy your brother did well. TWIGGY STOP LURKING LEMME PRAISE YOU"
" livereading: new otp unlocked"
"Livereading: The heroine finally acknowledges she's crazy, i remembered when she used to be shy and deredere"
"some kid in the empty north of my state called 911 because his mother didn't give him oreos"
" /me draws magic circle and adds Manetric and Leafeon"
"Magical Vixen: Sparkleaf"
"arcadoge"
"One of the portfolio requirements was to create a poster for this one even we have. I made mine in photoshop and needless to say bye bye ink"
"anything other than pmmm has a happy ending"
"someone take photoshop away from me"
"anyone want anything from sin city i'm leaving tomorrow"
"i should be sleeping because i leave at 6 am but ehh"
"what if we could turn book pages into throwable swords or something"
"i had never realized how huge book weaponry is now what have i done"
"I met Sparks once awkward kid"
" I'm hoping to meet my virtual mother. and then YELL AT HER WITH MY LUNGS"
"#mahou shoujos everywhere"
"motherrrrr i get back from las vegas and this is how you treat me rude"
"It's interesting that the main highway system in my state can take me to either Canada or southern Cali. next road trip idea"
"Haha, out state's soccer team gets more attendance than our basketball team"
(Re: chat, stop freezing) "it's the ice fairies bro, i warned you about them"
"I think hanging out with the honors kids helps as well. They appreciate my personality and presence, I do as well"
"rain of pocky strawberry flavored? because don't get me started on that month"
She told me I'd be very popular there, but I've already developed a fanbase at my school and I don't plan on going into career fields relating to that stuff I'm bad at math and science anyways so
"me and my sugar-addicted friend from school who came along to the trip plan on moving to southern cali so that might be possible"
"I started using Goggle and oh man there's a crap ton of doodles on the main page."
" i have no life besides animes"
(Re: I can't believe it's still sunday) "ikr sparks! and my mom hasn't noticed me still up!"
"no i am sugoi sugoi doki doki kowai desu"
"keeping up your rep mother? sad characters with bad pasts"
"drawing is a pain and a worry builder, yet can also count as stress relief"
"Pretty sure wearing and drawing a button-up blouse are different"
"do you keep accidentally using your pen on the laptop's trackpad"
"too much "tea" guys"
" while i sat all day playing touhou b/c the internet and cable were down. and then watching jjba when they came back"
"In the prom assembly yesterday, a lot of the prom royalty candidates had high expectations It's like "I'll go do *highly impossible activity like making a round trip to the beach* with a highly attractive opposite gender.""
"My favorite "about dance royalty" thing was during the homecoming assembly where one of the male nominees wanted to spend his life partying in southern Utah"
"I'll just be spending my proms watching some high-action anime with impossibly muscular dudes than dancing at a fancy ballroom wearing expensive clothing"
" I'll just sit in a corner and neglect my date if i can even get one watching whatever jjba adaption or some other high-action anime is airing during that time"
" i have enjoyed the animes for five years and i wonder how i got so popular"
i do roar but not as bad as the german teacher teaching his regular classes with kids who don't really wanna learn"
"very chat flood much crowd wow"
"Ships on this site are weird"
"turn away from the chat for one moment, strange things happen"
"i've seen too many mahou shoujos"
"We became magical girl nerds all of a sudden"
(Re: Maestra's roleplays) "I only had one the rest we should forget about"
"* Maestra browses tumblr until she gets an idea"
"she's afraid of nichole's influence too tsun for bookwitch"
" closet geek bookwitch is canon probs has a ton of merch hidden"
"just wanted to view the weather not kill tumblr"
" Fight scenes: more talking than fighting"
"LoTE, the story of Insyte and his endless cycle of 82 followers on Tumblr."
"LOTE, the story of Insyte and his despair that the local Starbucks is closed."
"Sparkleaf: Cause Sparktail has no mahou shoujo disguise"
(Instye Meduka Meguca) "we your friend instye"
(Instye Meduka Meguca) " i will rescue shanaal"
(Instye Meduka Meguca) " i defeat scarlet strudel"
(Instye Meduka Meguca)"empier... i will make you happy"
(Instye Meduka Meguca) being sericku is suffering
"hung out with fe:a friend all day and i return to this"
"sparks do i ask too many questions"
"b/c bookwitch is probably there"
"patch is a torch-type character i see how it is"
(Re: Sky) "I think there's a group of characters she likes killing."
""Sparkleaf: pffft there's more earth-3 characters than patchy""
"i am beaming on the other side of the monitor while i try to write"
"don't do anything to me fexxxx i'm the reason women flock to this site"
""What have they done to Insyte?! He's the only reason women read this fic!""
"how can we abridge something that's an abridgment of studio errors? how?"
"my drawing is frustrating me atm time to watch animes"
"touhou is life until you lose them all"
"i need to try photoshopping granola bars onto animes"
"honestly, she really had no clue how to use it so she replies on her family's secret technique: running away"
" I shall forever remember this day when the Pokemon fandom exploded brb making a bomb shelter for the homestuck fandom when the gigapause ends"
"whoa chat cleared out quick, look away for one second and..."
"sleeping feet are truly evil"
" fro can only communicate in gifs i see how it is"
"fex i've been staring at that tweet for hours. it's a beautiful reference"
"what am i doing with my life. when will i stop watching these shows"
"my punctuation used to be really good wow what happened"
" IT'S FINALLY UPDATED *runs*"
"oh man my prom plans "may i have this dance?" "no go away there's a new episode of jjba.""
"crap what games should i stream. touhou touhou touhou touhou fighting games touhou touhou touhou"
"there was my wife just now"
"all the touhous are friends'
(StEB!Meduka) " hey seriku become arkues"
(StEB!Meduka) " i defeat Team Gelatin"
(StEB!Meduka) "neckel is beauty"
(StEB!Meduka) "macion lose it"
(StEB!Meduka) "bleggen... RABU!"
(StEB!Meduka) "ryaku is weak"
(StEB!Meduka) "i become arkues for kactin"
"oh man a lot of the characters i like have names that start with n i have a problem"
" mae is a giant otaku but without all the anime merch"
"i think i can befriend you guys on the fb under the guise of "person i met at anime convention""
" ...one more character into my army of characters with n names i like"
" there's ten million touhou characters and two of them only have n names, disappoint"
"nah is the ultimate member of the n-army, precious waifu"
"summoning hijacked"
"*cough*foxyuri*cough*"
"au in which i can actually pull off fancy combos and block in fighting games"
"n-army member threatened to burn down a street stop influencing things sky"
"oh man i wrote a sentence in first person maybe i did need that nap"
"I can't do bathing {sic} on mobile without clicking links I don't want to click"
"Utah news is either depressing, religious, or about old ladies going skydiving for the first time."
"Sparks do you have a basement I can lurk in"
(Re: Spark has a garden shed) "Good what is your wifi password? I'll just be an innocent torchic in a garden shed don't mind me"
"oh so they're the gossiping hens of the rp"
"he's letting humans babysit this will go well why would you even trust bookwitch"
" my parents are having fun getting drunk in mexico"
"Maybe it's a multi-month long celebration of "eff yeah! we're out of school!""
i feel like i gave everyone southern accents sometimes goodbye dreams of voice acting
"do you just keep opening your story files but never actually work on them. i'm gonna get impaled by my characters"
" my mom is making me order prints of the 400 vacation photoes from hell walmart"
"Someone on tumblr actually did that"
(Re: Sparkleaf posting a fox pic) "do you stockpile these things or something"
"well unlike him i don't stockpile any pictures of any sort *goes to clean out tumblr*"
"fex/mahou shoujo starships starcrossed lovers"
"was it normal rain or POUR DOWN ALL THE WATER IN THE WORLD rain"
"Happy birthday to two special dorks! You know who you are."
(Re: A fox was living in a skyscraper in London) "sparks what the hell"
"kay you know what i'll just give sparks a rock n roll song comprised entirely of "foxxy fox" and only foxes would understand because it is in foxese"
" I learned a very important lesion and that is senpais break hearts"
"Also maki why are you playing guitar at the fountain at 11:23. ...She told me she was writing a song for me once ♥"
"gotta rewrite. like a lot. being a writer is suffereing"
" even when i use internet exploder to go on not logged in, it still wants me to sign in and chat"
(Route 50 musical) "(FEXIBLE is watching Star Trek as a part of her annual, daily, hourly, minutely, secondly “Watch Star Trek 24/7 Marathon”)"
"I think autocorrect knows how much I love tsundere that the word itself is saved in the directory or whatever."
"Also, have fun in Hoenn Kyushu"
"time to write things... i say that and i just really stare at the word processor for a bit"
"what is going on i-it's not like i'm lonely or anything!"
"since mv's gone, he's gonna be the weak boss"
"mother will be the hard one because i am such a good daughter"
"to be honest i was thinking mv could be like bomb man or crash man... something in my mind associates mv with explosions"
(Re: Guts Man) "i hate those platforms on his stage cries"
"S-shut up! I had to watch the remaining episodes so I could see whether I liked her or Togo better! Not because she's tsundere! baka"
"Why did I have to name the protag with my real name. this makes shipping the protag all the more personal"
"Pokemon's getting so shippy lately it's like "pull a fire emblem and let us romance people"
"I feel like the world is burning and it's something I'd rather not watch"
"LEGENDARIES HATE ME. Lemme catch u"
"My Groudon likes to thrash about... No wonder you almost destroyed hoenn"
"(Re: "how do i have 3 old ambers") because my future self is getting back at you. from three different timelines"
"terraria is yandere. 'sparkle-senpai can't be playing other games! he's mine and mine alone...'"
" i want to draw but i want to write"
" where did my pants pants go"
"you should also watch fate/zero sometime soon as well beware its story is written by the dude who wrote meduka, even if it is kinda fitting"
"i may be tamamo no mae beeatches"
"the rooftop is a main character club spot get with the times"
(Re: Ultimate Blade Works) "yes, it's the second route unlocked in the original vn and the best not just saying that because the love interest in the route is tsundere"
(Re: spark goes flying) "*book smack* smash please have a tome run contest next game"
"sparkles has a soft spot for dere dere childhood friends"
"I'm getting a close friend of mine into anime hell"
" I told my friend about this one show because I knew she would like it and she was already hooked by episode three. animae too strong"
"is fex still single and not ready to mingle? insyte set your standards too high"
"rin's a bit busy coping with the fact everything did not go perfectly despite ten years of planning"
" of course he is! *throws book at typh*"
"finished OR this really is the best pokemon game <3"
"this muk dared to throw trash at my altaria the nerve of the mongrel"
"it is so nice to have a fex around"
(Re: yandere!Terraria) "I was right. I knew it you paid attention to kouhai too much it might destroy the computer or steam"
"Is his dad legendary? is he worth sunmoning"
"y-yes of course baka"
(Re: "get back in the kitchen shirou") "make me some bento"
"lancer go stab posters of your waifus"
" Could I make some weird story out of this "Typh is a normal trainer who strives to defeat the overly legendary Fexible, will he defeat her or will his efforts be in vain?""
"a certain unreleased game's haters and fans are having the same baby fight for the billionth time"
"IN MY ROUTE YOY GOTTA BEAT MV UP TO WIN ME OVER jkjk"
" my chair is purely for decoration these days"
"on another note your brother trusts no anime at all thanks clannad"
"no rero for nii-san"
(re: Dio Brando) "what did mv's husbando do this time"
"me and mv didn't take care of the house enough after she disappeared everything's mv's fault mother"
(Re: Will anyone else appear in Fate/route?) "spark cuts fex's screentime"
"lancer/rider otp"
" i can kill your brick launcher you know"
"got a three star lancer sorry lancer you're replaced"
"ended up choosing heracles. i needed a berserker and i found him better than neko tamamo plus i already have a fox to take care of >.>"
(Re: Fate/route) "hopefully no one discovers the giant shrine in my drawer"
"i got all three cu cuchulainns in GO i'm gonna go start a fancy team"
(Re: SkyWarrior: dying whale noises) " did the sky noises evolve"
"that's who i should've tried to summon"
"is there any other member who bestows violence onto nii-san"
" i didn't need an apostrophe i'm tired and hungry"
"sleep is trying to tell me to sleep"
"i caused a tsun epidemic and my fic isn't even out yet"
"spark is doing fox things and i must hatch this doge soon i need to burn fex's skarmory into a crisp"
(Re: MV likes Dio) "in f/r he has his own drawer guarded by magic hiding his dio shrine"
(Re: MV likes Dio) ">>>>>>>.>>>>>>> it's okay nii-san don't deny it"
"mae will never get this impish growlithe"
"he was just a bronze card i thought his interlude would be easy sobsob do your own fighting for sparta"
"archer one shot heracles in the doki doki kokoro"
"lancer don't steal other servants"
(Re: Clannad) "are you watching it for fun or sadness or did you need something for your class"
"i miss the glory days of this site during my late elementary school years to late junior high, but a quiet place is nice too"
"why is it whenever i do a last minute essay i get story ideas"
(Route 50 clickbait articles) "Look At These Route 50 Members Who Look Just Like Disney Princesses"
"is omega's true name supposed to be similar to hassan or am i playing too much go. omega-i-sabbah"
"fex you slacker you *shakes tome*"
"i think i'd be kinda unlikely but sparks liner high should be animated too insert more high standards for hf movie"
"Ugh I'm glad it's only Monday but ugh why is it still Monday"
"b-baka! w-what are you doing?!"
"2 kewl 4 kouhais 8)"
"*drinks the poison*"
" mv made a tsunderplane joke about me"
""mae your works have too many tsunderes" "u-urusai!""
"*tsundere noises* ///i-it's not like i was late or anything!"
"yandere fex is always there for insyte"
" do my bookwork and labs for me now k thx look at this think book it's totes easy. the lab directions truly make sense"
"he will take quite some time to recruit to vn hell"
"i'm eternally laughing at the fact that whenever this enemy kidander uses his charm skill it always works on waver"
"save me from the "nothing" i need to write"
(why fire) "a metaphor for the grail"
(mv is the anti-kars) "Sparkleaf: with the power of the stone and mask he turns into... magikarp"
"maybe if you compliment tamamo like that she'll answer your summons"
" i'm 17 and i still mess up on the spelling for entrance"
"MV was also a promising mage but he went about stealing girls and worshiping vampires"
"bl2 yandere? this is what you get for having sakura best girl"
"oh look 1000% in psych class, guess i don't have to go anymore"
"nii-san you will be defeat soon daijoubu"
"B-bakas I spend 2 hours exactly chatting with you guys not because I like you or anything"
"arcadoge too moe to get mad at"
" the dark pegusus is all edgy looking and it doesn't need blood to summon and it's probably slower and doesn't ram into crap. maybe it has cool armor and barfs brick"
"taking a bit of a break also i need to decide who will be the mae husbando in that route"
" hurry beat the game mother i need a punching bag"
"sky is the key to defeating dp"
"some seller on amazon wants it for $600 which organ should i give"
" tfw when you wanna look cool and kill things but your weapon broke already"
"gba support convos amuse me because the characters talk and maybe do things whilst in the middle of battle"
"Kid who sits in front of me: ...Yeah I read it on the Internet, it must be true! Me: Well I bet there's hot singles in your area looking for you."
"nii-san finally married camilla i see... oh nii-san's strange tastes"
"if i knew my magical girl name would be animae i would have said anime figurines or something"
"this is not a robbery give me tuition money"
"i really wanna play rekka no ken but i wish copies weren't disgustingly expensive i feel bad when emulating"
"serra's support growths are so slow bc no one can really stand her"
"hector/eliwood and lyn/florina have the best support growths clearly the canon ships"
"totes canon: senpais steal fates so water horse settles with awakening"
"patch doesn't really read she plays the 3ds while pretending to read"
"The wind is preparing for tomorrow's rain secretly laughing at all the prom goers tomorrow who had outdoor day dates"
"you lied about that obviously fake horse name"
"i hope the knights beware the power of sparkles mcglitter or whatever that fake name was"
(Nadine) "She took her dragonstone from out of its pouch: she was going to throw her dragonstone at the fox and see if knocking him down would do any good. "Sorry Akito!" She yelled as she threw the stone. "I'll go and buy you some... whatever fox's favorite foods are!""
"iri caster is our free servant now just go roll emiya assassin and place them on the same team :D"
" i believe by the time the horse settles down the prince will be afraid of foxes, horses, dragons, and maybe nomads"
"look baka nii-san i'm not doing this because we're friends or anything"
"i am all about those vas and their go antics"
(StEB hanafuda) "bonus teams: torch and the members of the love dodecahedron and water horse lily and her baka senpais"
"me being tsunsenpai ...tsenpai? tsunpai?
"i'm gonna be a wise adult and waste any graduation money i get on anime and aidoru junk"
"write essays on how your waifu is better"
"i feel like i'm picking favorites i don't think i even logged on when it was kana's b-day"
"tfw after your senior all night party you accidentally take your friend's phone with you because you're so tired you didn't notice"
"I hope next route update a year goes back to being 12 months"
" face it sparkles you like blue seiba" ... "tsundereeeee"
""heavy metal comb" granblue which heavy metal we talkin' *shot*"
"i-it's not like i care for my family or anything!"
"dp must be the work of an enemy stand"
"Guess who accidentally dumped soy sauce on her burger thinking it was bbq... Me"
" resume: "I really didn't do too much in my life hire me""
"summon groudon I'm freezing in the airport"
"sparks don't be disappointed in your master but i might play the prisma illya event if it includes the other type-moon magical girls"
"illya totes not summoning typh baka"
"traded a linoone for a zigzagoon on wondertrade"
"i wonder if exile-kun gets errands done for twiggy"
"i keep forgetting that assassin(?) kellam is in f/r... success?"
" lancer why are you in denial about your seiba love"
"epson firmware updater i'm not proficient enough in weeb to understand your install window that's in japanese for some reaon"
"...i can imagine sparkthalia giving me relationship advice in the routes n-not like i need it or anything those bakas should mind their own business"
"in fgo you are either really flat or really stacked"
"gross. don't eat perfectly good fox hair with those deadly potatoes"
"time to stare at dp story until words automatically appear"
"i've rediscovered touhou music and it helps me think creatively"
"someone somehow got access to my printer *turns off*"
"headcanon that this is au!patch "What is it? Please don't disturb me when I'm reading." "
"what if i just wrote some mock story about patch npc "this trainer keeps trying to talk to me. please let me read in peace, this guy is about to die""
""people are saying the sky is turning all sorts of weird colors, they need to stop watching tv so much.""
"fate/route spinoff with shielder!patch and her np canalave library is as good as lord camelot"
"riley waits for all eternity for me to pick up that riolu egg because I don't want to have a lucario this run"
"hope she can survive not so scarlet streak"
"patch npc reading as always"
""nothing will remain" except for a piece of the canalave library"
" he had his houndoom use will o wisp can't believe he's stealing my tactics"
"Politics is a great medium to see how a person really is based on how they treat people who align with a different party"
"Annoying, but I guess that's just how fandoms roll"
"water horse gets tired and dehydrated in the middle of route 228 and hallucinates that a bunch of cacnea are her senpais"
"I-it's n-not like I like you or anything!"
"washington dismayed at all the parties happening while he was gone"
"what is it lancer did nii-san get stuck in the well again"
"i am taking video game design despite being in the artsy side of it but this is my first year of college so i wouldn't know how to do junk yet"
" ...recently i've been wanting to write shippy things is there another "give me a ship and i'll write a little fic" thing going around on tumblr i need an excuse"
"i'm on my laptop that works unlike A CERTAIN SOMEONES"
"w-what is this relationship"
"who's idea was it to have 2 hot pockets in a box"
"sparks i'm broke. my command seal is telling you to get and job and give me money"
"whenever you think i'm playing games i'm really telling lancer to buy pizza"
" i visited my hometown a few years back en route to vegas and everything was either i recognized or "wow many stores""
" i think i'm just used to more lengthy rpgs"
(essay) ""key works teach its players how to empty their tear ducts""
"even though my tsuns may be different i have a feeling i'd probably write their interactions with love interests the same or something"
"i am quality tsundere writer"
"i think my heater is blowing out cold air"
"slick/nichole just might be her getting really curious about him since he's so standoff-ish and then be all tsun when anyone asks why she's so interested "
" leave me alone mo- typh"
" mae this isn't the time to be playing mobages"
"*uploads .docx file* "this file is not allowed *lists .docx as acceptable*""
"wrote "sparkthalia keep evading my summons" and "will never evolve because some sinnohan chick took the last fire stone at a market years later""
"typh might not be ready for the weirdness of his route or the true eccentricities of caster"
"http://route50.net/chat/view?id=1624083"
"you have been "instyed" repost within 10 seconds or else you'll be charmed for all eternity"
" lancer if you were curious anyone listed on this page will be in steb rewrite as you can see there is no dp"
"how do i make chat active no i'm not going to sleep"
"your first error was punching nokia"
"college defeated me"
"If I had tons of monies i'd have broken my f2p status on my japanese mobages a while back"
" early bankruptcy from waifu and husbando collecting"
"summer!xetaja is pirate rider comfirmed"
"lancer-kun keeps giving master-san the wrong servants"
"...s-some things are beautiful because they cannot be obtained *cradles in corner*"
"maybe i'll make my own horror rpg and you guys can watch me drink the poison again"
"ayako kawasumi has the opposite problem and has almost all the seiba faces and seiba versions"
"freaking kyubey shopkeeper gave my lizard a love potion and now everyone is trying to kidnap him"
"no one would forgive me if i deleted the memories of fex/insyte but they might like the wipeout of the MV lineage"
" enough mobages for a day *plays again in 10 minutes* /jk"
" man for some reason i don't like assignments where i talk about myself"
"harem route"
"sparks will make me write osananjimi, while he writes tsundere /jk"
"my anime club pictionary was named "reverse harem" because I was the only girl"
"yes I'm eating what is this mm"
" the ol' "where's the pen" game is always fun, especially if you draw on the bed"
" i seldom watch sports animu i am allergic to physical fitness that isn't walking"
"f/r has no need for mana transfer dragons also i am model senpai"
"lololololol "...and from that point on, trainer-san started using wall calendars.""
""none of you bakas are getting chocolates""
"professor likes putting in obviously fake answers in the assignments and exams that i'm tempted to pick for the lulz ("he prayed to the sun god ra who gave him the answer")"
"it's past midnight your f/r update is now half credit"
"instant noodles, great naming sense slick"
"*runs after idols with broom so they can go in the color i need*"
"/me hides in bookshelf"
" i am wary of the pizzas"
" f-fine! it's not like i was willing to hug anyone anyways!"
"i would recommend it, though there's some shotacon themes though (episode 6 and 7) do you ever forget what you typed"
"guys i had to get something that resembles sleep, even when my friend texts me at 7 am complaining about the snow"
"The Witch's House drink the poison"
"so as of late all of my gold-card servants in fgo are lancers 19:26:26 Maestra: i need to beat sparks up"
"if grand saber isn't a seiba face illustrated by takeuchi we're rioting"
screams in agony because too many good looking characters jk
"*walks to school one day and suddenly cat parade* maybe cats follow the closest witch it sees lol"
"caster!sparks can be summoned with the ancient beanie baby relic"
"when are you getting a REAL lance"
"this could be me but doge friend is more tsun than tsundoge"
"じいいいいいい"
(Re: magic circles) "i feel like this is becoming a meme how come it never works for meeeee"
" imagine all the salt calls i could've made in december lol are there any chat logs where i salt"
"even aidorus have to remind her that it's just a game and that not having merlin/doge/rinshtar will not kill her"
"is it weird to ask about typh's fridge"
"is this why doge friend never answers my summons"
(Re: Io from Granblue Fantasy) "I forgot granblue nanoha was tsun"
(Lunalu) "'a real guy noticed me for once! *dies'"
(Re: an event titled What Makes the Sky Blue) "nothing can stop him on his unholy quest for knowledge"
"someone stop giving him weapons"
(knifecat Sparkleaf) "'another day of giving master-san 3*s mwahahahap'"
"i bet i can make the saltiest ramen. *sets bowls down* i-it's not like i made this for you or anything! just eat the salt ramen baka!"
"mae-based gacha game. all the characters mae wants have a 0.5% appearance rate"
" Can't I be a producer aidoru "ChuuniP you can't just produce yourself." "WATCH ME PEASANTS.""
"Pet peeve of mine is when I say I want to eat at a place but then someone asks if I'm sure and suggest a few other places"
"our relationship was fun while it lasted nep"
"no ships unless it's me"
"I walked past a camera on my way back to the dorms I'm famous"
"what's a person"
"Typh has shoujo eyes and his power always causes misunderstandings"
"Typh needs calls to live"
""the objective is done, but at what cost" could really apply to anything ChuuniP does"
(Typh is bamboozled) "Typh some good advice is to always pick lower on low cards and higher on high ones"
"Doge friend probably won't come home until there's another rate up for any reason. much r00d very lone wow"
"It's nice to see an otaku protagonist that isn't a complete loser"
"JUDGING TYPH HARDCORE"
"It's a ladder"
""Caster: Count Bleck" do I make my friend read this now"
"slumber party with limited options"
"you sure he can't just sleep outside I mean he's a fox"
""Typh have you ever dating sim""
"no mercy? Hell yes"
(sp) "you just need one of each true anime"
"he isn't drinking soda and listening to fight music and aidoru metal to fight sleep"
"'likes camieux' go to jail"
"I was typing guns and it almost corrected as "girls""
"Silly Typh you don't need food"
"Typh shut up about food If you ain't making me dinner then what's the point"
i wanna unleash charge attacks but SOMEONE always gets stoned it's always djeeta, i knew the leaves on the hermit dress was weed
(bork) "b-b-b-b... ...nyan mae forever has the cat curse might as well be one"
"what a m"
"It's just oil kids. blood what blood"
"Hey my dog's indoors. Should I have her roll for me? Maybe I'll get doge friend like this"
"YOU HAVE 0 SECONDS TO GET OFF THIS BOAT OR I'LL THROW YOU"
"me walking pass the casino areas: I'm gonna make it big guys"
"you think dancho has mercy"
"Maybe I will sleep and hope I get an extra hour or two in by not waking up because grandma is getting ready for the day at 5 am"
"she's a genius in animuland this is to be expected"
"Also because I read past logs calm the hell down about sen"
"also can we keep typh in time out for a longer period of time, dancho is listed first in chat for once"
(to Rai) "what's your type besides edgy"
"baka xeta //kicks off the boat"
"no fighting on this boat unless ChuuniP-dancho wins"
"I say it's a temporary job but I might have ran off to ditch work"
"don't have to worry about charge attacks with petrify but adoration is more accurate with our relationship rn jk"
"//me sacrifices typh"
"rain plz //throws water"
"Typh go make me food"
"you think dancho is crazy enough to be a dagger aidoru? trying to keep appearances here"
"granblue bamboozled me by giving me a fire character and a bishie knight, seperately"
"anything can happen in doujinshi wink wink"
"trophy named "the one who get away" percyyy"
i've crushed other people's territory. nothing scares me no fear, one fear: no tsundoge/percy.etc."
"has rai quenched her thirst yet. doki doki? does the thirst doki"
"how do I survive nothing but bamboozlings and the bare minimum for 10 rolls"
"hey only i can salt here"
"i wish i didn't have an affinity with cats!"
"sick of u and ur harem taifu jk'"
what title. no titles here except me as dancho and you as harem lord
"I'm ready for that special Percy CG on white day"
"I am speaking Japanese to confuse the Rai jk"
"Have told parents about talking to you guys woo but I told them you're the anime club"
"usually only i survive the 25% astra horizon but recently percy has been too what does this meeeeean"
"i told you weed wizard would be fine but someone wanted to challenge themselves"
"harp grandma, i will defeat youuuuu /coughs blood"
"typh cannot defeat me, my music, and the power of loveeeee //shot"
"i am such a talented musician i can make harp noises from pillows"
"has he finally become carnivore"
"i am a staunch believer in the power of love and entei-kun anyways //shot"
"yes I was dressed well for this place. Capris and sandals, never mind mosquitoes and nice weather and pumpkin farms"
"I won’t be home for some time rip me. Scratch for all eternity"
"...wife"
"i mean they're swords so they're all edgy but..."
"it’s winter //leaves detailed instructions for the next months and hibernates"
" on sudden thought, there might not be much difference between acting useless and acting chuunily if you take the chuuni part out "
"make it illegal for pa-chan to make me dokdok 2k18"
"it’s okay they got me good too. damn you baka paa-chan"
"it hasn’t been a week why is there a damn love triangle"
"I had a hangover a few times too tbh and my friends made fun of lightweight me 'SHE LOOKED AT SAKE AND GOT A HANGOVER'"
"just because ri admitted to it, doesn't mean you can make me admit to this, baka!"
"what did we do to deserve chiaki besides ri, who ditched him"
~ Maestra^cool

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Max
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"When I first wrote this, there were 3 demands: $3,000, a Dr. Pepper, and something unknown, because that is when I got shot. "
"Well how about that...I never knew that Twill was a bird."
"Tsk tsk, Navarr. No one here knows how to speak English!"
"Did you know that if you combine a bird with some fire, you get a phoenix?"
"* Max grabs Xetaja by the collar and chains her to a metal post in the ground"
"Any RP I join shall die in flames"
"I wanted to have fun and OMG GIMME BACK MY PRETZEL M&MS"
" I remember there being an EHQ family a long time beforeSpark's. It had me and Swotsy paired."
"Windows don't like bricks, but I can't figure out why..."
"Ok, who beat up Xetaja, put her body in a big trash bag, and tossed her off of a bridge to float away this time?"
"You just haven't captured the true insanity that is the almighty EXECUTIVES!!!"
"Max was defeated by Cooltrainer Typo... Max beat up Cooltrainer Typo and left him in a ditch to die."
"Get the pitchforks and torches! This is an angry mob!"
"Look out, I'VE GOT A GUITAR SWORD. That thing is awesome. And I have a gun. I love that chapter."
"Kat, Xetaja and I want to blow up the Audi. Can you take us to the Squalors?"
"This quick check in and leaving was brought to you by Navarr! I used all of his money to make a special appearance today. (Back to work)"
" I remember giving other kids Pokemon cards for doing my homework"
"Twill, my browser crashed after I went to Poki's base. It freaked me out, especially since I was trying to log into Facebook at the same time."
"Yeah, Xetaja, we will miss talking to you in this same chat room, when we are all in retirement homes, with our laptops attached to our scooters. My scooter will be equipped with double stuf oreos, a tank of oxygen, medicine, and a resevoir of Dr. Pepper."
"Rainbow doesn't play nice with other tags"
"There will even be a petting zoo, with some of the animals randomly infected with rabies. But which ones? That's the fun!"
"Denied this time. I'm a sucker for Dr. Pepper and Oreos. *hinthintwinkwink*"
"Oh great Xetaja/Xet/Xeta/Xet-Xet/Xetablade, since you understand physics, can you recommend a project? (Otherwise I'm walking into school with a six-foot tall potato gun.)"
"I'm in Spanish and nearly completely ignore new words in other languages, especially Spanish."
"Ma'am, we'd like to ask you a couple of questions, all put together as one: Who what when where why and how are you destorying?"
"About to buy Pokmon White...I'm coming, Afrobull!"
"@TakoshiShinx They have vacuums, too...Are you saying you don't like the 80's? And plus, Ben gave me a couple nightmares a month or two ago."
"Wow. Thunder just SHOOK my house. THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"
"Kat, it should be taken for granted that everyone loves you."
"asdfghjkl: And she doesn't freaking get her jaguar killed later. Yes, asdfghjkl is violent."
"Homework, you aren't attractive in the least. Go find someone else to do you."
"Friends are like your Pokmon team. Some have been there forever and are ever reliable, others are new and only look cool."
"I look nothing like that guy, Pope! I have no idea what could have ever given you that idea... Silly Post Your Picture thread."
"I'm gonna save it and work on it later. I'm going to go obey Eeveebot's orders and shoot off fireworks."
"Not to sound creepy at all, but she is cute. :D"
"Even though Xetaja might not actively respond, all three execs are here. :D"
" :D YAY SHE LIVES TOO. I decided to see what was going on in here."
"It's strange to pop into #lobby and see some red when I wasn't even here to begin with. :| Mindless thoughts. :D Dismissible."
"Good job, son. NOW GO AND DEFEAT THAT EVIL KRAKEN/DRAGON/WIZARD/CUTE PUPPY"
"This seems like a competition. :D"
" Laughing gas, some anesthesia on a swab, and Novocain. The laughing gas was my favorite part. :)"
":D I'm gonna be a different kind of rock star. Instead of going on stage drunk, I'll be hooked up to a laughing gas tank."
"Permanent scarring builds character"
"Spark. You and I are now legally adults. Did you supervise any children shooting off explosives?"
"I just want it to be cooler. Last week, South west Kansas was hotter than Death Valley."
We'll live on Route 50! I am less than 500 feet from it right now. :)
"Xetaja must have the Route 50 app. Unless she is really reading every message."
"I translate leaning to being off balance. EVERYONE POKEY IS FALLING"
"Cool Coolio raised to the cool :D"
"* Max is still pretty manly"
" So much laundry to fold, So little will to fold it"
"SHE CAME BACK TO M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E"
"Its slightly late for me, so I am slightly strange"
" You are the wife in our relationship even if it is over or never happened sob"
" No, remember my obsession with tall boots?"'
"but I'll be outside of Kstan's window playing her a song"
"TRIXETA :D"
"Having sound is required for my streams which I can't do for awhile"
"EHQ was a great place. Route 50 is a great place. :D"
"Ok, so I have no idea who this person is that I'm following."
"Music Ed major: Busy for five years straight and no social life with non-band kids. :D My life in a nutshell"
"oh you're still a baby...yeah the gen eds are tough and frustrating cause of that. But at least when you're in that situation the profs are usually sympathetic to you."
"We don't know how to shop for ourselves yet"
" I drink a lot of Dr. Pepper. And I drink a cup of cappuccino at every breakfast"
" Maybe if/when I get sick of campus stuff, I'll start eating slightly healthier"
"... i just want my thigh-high boots"
"Oh no, you and Twill and LostItem need to be in on it too! It'll be soooooooooooo AWESOME. :D"
"D: No! Not her procrastination! I was looking forward to the picture... :("
"OREOS! OMNOMNOMNOM :D"
" My Creamy Creamsicle! :D"
"I got a good tan from marching band. Band Geek level=achieved"
"Hot chocolate was a great idea. The 2 AM trip to get it last night? Yeah, that was a great idea, too."
"Good job, son. NOW GO AND DEFEAT THAT EVIL KRAKEN/DRAGON/WIZARD/CUTE PUPPY"
"* Max meow"
"This is what you will find at your door someday: Some college kid with a few bags, shaggy hair, and a guitar in hand."
"I love The Beatles and Muse and Rush. I can play at least 8 different instruments, but not at the same time. I am addicted to Dr. Pepper. :D #dotdotD"
"Hey Spark :D Hey Spark...Hay spark...hay fire...barn fire..."
"* Max used ULTIMATE SAND ATTACK AUGH THERE'S SAND EVERYWHERE"
"RAWR I ATTACK ALL"
"I don't know how I managed to do RPs way back when. I was just terrible at it. terriball. But yeah, I just enjoyed the collaborativeness of it"
"I always have an idea that I want to write, then I decide to throw something funny in, and then I get off on some tangent about it, and then I can't bring it full circle."
"I used to have long hair and got called Maxine'
"Crap sorry I'm getting so many text messages from you two. girlz be blowin' up my phone"
"Pachisaru thingy and Deerling. Pachisaru thingy can ride on the Deerling's back! :D SO CUTE."
"Headcanons? Do I have can(n)ons coming out of my head now?"
"My desk is not making baby end tables, Fex. How silly. :)"
" Moderating issues are not to be discussed outside of #staff or private messages between staff/affected persons. So yeah, classified. Dawgz"
"HURRY SPARK. WHATEVER WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T FINISH ON TIME?! ;D"
" A last-minute writing spree is always good for the soul."
" I was going to buy a 3DS just for the next Pokemon game. But now I'm going to get one early so I can get the Animal Crossing game. So that I can stress myself out with satisfying the citizens because apparently you are the mayor of a bunch of animals. You become the owner of a zoo"
"Meow? mrowmrowmrowmrowmrow. Mrowmeow, mrowmeow, meowmrow- HISSSSSSSSSS"
"[R] is for pirate RPs, right. It is now."
"I was stung by a scorpion last night. Who carried me to my house after I passed out? ... Animal Crossing. :D"
"I'll just go back to cleaning my sniper rif- I mean, where'd they go? "
"It's 3 in the morning. I just spent about 2-3 minutes watching ice that I dumped in the sink melt by running water over it. So yeah, my Christmas break has been going well. "
"Social interaction over electronic media can be terrifying for me. Especially after midnight, for some reason. "
"Ah yes, what a great time for my website to not work. It isn't like I have homework due tomorrow or anything."
"Twitch Plays Pokémon. I'm sure that it will be used in some sort of group psychology research paper soon."
"This world is burning, and only six 'mons can be saved"
"And now I end this world and start anew!"
"So many times I want to post things about what's going on, but I don't because it sounds egotistical or whiny. I need normal things to post about. Here's an attempt: I like pumpkin pie. I think I'm doing this right."
"I gave up pop because it is expensive and not healthy. A friend and I made a pact. AND I WILL HONOR THAT PACT."
"It seems like, as soon as the sun goes down, everything is a good idea. This is a very strange phenomena and I want research to be done on why this happens."
"whoa. Frosti, your name punched me"
"And my favorite bar is very much made of wood, and a lot of it"
"Yesterday, I walked into the music building carrying my euphonium and ukulele. I was primed for a great musician joke. BUT NO ONE SAW ME CARRYING THEM. The joke was that someone would comment on the instruments I'm carrying, and then I say, "I'm a very selfless musician. I only play instruments that are about you.""
"But anyways. I still very much like bees. #SaveTheBees"
"Accidentally washed my headphones tonight. They still work."
"I had to miss class because there weren’t any open parking spots on campus."
"Ah. I don't keep up on all of this new-fangled technology. Except AHHHHH SUN/MOON ARE SO GOOD"
~ Max^exc

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Megan
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"Thanks :P You have fun...doing homework xD"
~ Megan



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Merplays
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"Every time I think I will fail a test, I pass it. Every time I think I will pass a test, I fail it. ???"
~ Merplays^social

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Metal
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"Gawd darnit, I just lost The Game. Last time I open up the C-Box unprepared."
"Whaaat? I wasn't invited to my own wedding then."
"Fun Fact: Whenever I see your avatar, I think of Final Fantasy IV. That then makes me think of the line, "You spoony bard!" that Tellah yells at Edward."
"I just can't stand the idea of watching someone on TV just because they have money. That's flippin' ridiculous."
"Youth roll Gro, youth roll."
" Run through the room crazily yelling "Head shot, triple kill, colladeral" just for the laughs. Then proceed to the fridge and get the coke."
" I told them that the computer wouldn't let me do otherwise, which is a lie, but my school is so computer stupid."
"[Navarr] probably cried each time you clicked on the IE button."
"Getting into a car accident. Scary as hell. Not something I would recommend to anyone."
"I always just say, "Can you get me a sodapop-Coke-softdrink-beverage please?" to avoid confusion."
""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *chugs a can of soda* " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *opens and chugs another can* "AAAAAAAH""
~ Metal^cool

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Metatyph
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"When Life gives you lemons... Point a gun at Life's face and demand for cherries. "
"XXD One person to my left is trying to modify warcraft and another in front is fighting a war against a lot of creepers"
"...SPARK WTF. WHY THE HELL. THIS IS OMNIOSITY. YOU KNOW I'LL DIE. LIKE, RIGHT AWAY."
"D: Everyone out there is trying to put me with a killing machine!"
"NOOOOOO. I AM SO TELLING THE KAI. D:<"
"XD Lady Kai!! I regret not coming in and recording everything :3"
"Hunh. I never even SEEN EHQ. YOU BETTER MAKE ME STARE AT THE RUINS OF EHQ IN RTCTRL THY SPARKLEIN."
"I only use one type of Leafeon; Specially Defensive utility."
"Naah. Brain glitch. Have it all the time, I do."
"* Metatyph drags ShadowSleuth in to inspect damage >w>"
"No, bad charger, bad! >:1"
"I once was reading vol 6 and my sister was reading vol 7, and she saw and showed me this. My reaction was "Cute girl, who's that? And why is she wearing Yellow's clothes?" Me and my idiocy >w>"
"*drops literal bomb in base* :D Whee, everyone's bombing your base!!"
"Apparently people enjoy going anon on Tumblr and asking me who my crush is. No-one can hide from me by going anon. No-one. *glares at Apsa*"
"If you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you'd died as a child."
"but this place is run by an apocalyptic government since like it was found sixty years ago so"
"Living in a world when we were born with a mouse in hand doesn't mean it'easier than the olden eras. The old people make it difficult."
"One does not simply... Part a man of technology from his electronics"
"owo... 12 pounds is a fortune here. You can have a full lobster meal with that amount of money. XD"
"'I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.' This is MY kinda quote"
">w> It's a pencil alright, but he uses it as a spear"
"Ps, tablets kill your typing. Das all."
"Metatyph may or may not start flooding the stream with random quotes. Most likely not."
"Being proposed to by death is... unsettling. (No, shush Kai, not you. >.>)"
"Did I just dream of meeting an old man who has a crush on Yellow and Leaf ...Halp ;w;"
"confused typh is confused"
"I am my own sibling. Yes I am"
"I still independently run my fire gym, and no, it has been proven that having a team of water types does not help. :3 '
"Parental logic. :D;; oh, my son didn't cut the line. imma tell him that it's stupid."
"I understand that people would like to be as clear as possible regarding to their terms of service and privacy policy, but I'd appreciate it if they would write it in a language that non-lawyers would understand. Seriously, I probably have three A4 pages worth of words (back to back) that I never even heard of until I Googled them. (How is a 15 year old supposed to know what a darn wavier is?!) "
"These are the emotions of a boy who suddenly jumped back into writing and drawing. Confused, baffled, and overall confused. Did I say confused and confused? "
"I should stop posting/commenting while half asleep. I just said 'overload my brains' and I don't even remember what other mistakes I made. Like forgoing punctuation completely in this post. Welpp"
"On another note, I seem to enjoy art more when I'm sleepy... I suddenly can see meanings and details behind a picture, shading and symbolisms, within text, and moods and tones inside of music. Maybe it's just me being weird. "
"Come forth, o challenger, and come prepared; for after our blades clash like a maelstorm of metal sharpnel, only one man shall stand, and stand victorious he will! ...I felt a need to say that. ._.;; "
"People are playing X and Y and trafeversed Kalos and whatnot on skates or something and and and *continues playing Heartgold* "
"Is it just me, or do Youtube videos glitch here?"
"Literally, now my in-game mentor introduces me like so: This is Tempest. Yeah, he's open for battles. If you ragequit a lot and still value your sanity, though, avoid battling him."
"I finally gOT A SHINY?? And it's not any shiny it'S A SHINY HO-OH FNEJDMFKFKFMFKDMC,.MCJNFNFMS,D,.S.F.SMN (I am now Master Ball-less <w<) "
"Hephtic: Yeah, so Pokemon with floating sprites can take part in sky battles. Me: Wailord? Hephtic: ...hodang"
"So, Fire Emblem is just a cross of Final Fantasy and Advanced Wars right? This won't take me a day. *fifteen minutes later* FRIDGE EVERYONE'S DYING AROUND ME ;A; "
"Y'know what I realized? Pokemon games will continue to give me more words of wisdom than school ever will hope to. Better yet, the phrases actually sound cool! "
"I have problems staying with one title halp ;A; "
"Oh my god, I'm sorry! That stream of spam wasn't meant to be posted >w> I was just using the Preview feature, but apparently it hates me ._.;; "
"Stream seems to be dead these days. /me prepares the CPR "
"That feeling when you have ideas for fifteen different stories and only have time for one or two "
"Cuteness overloads have killed me so many times, I'm now sure I have more lives than three cats combined. ;~;"
"...Sparks. You just gave me a delicious idea runs off to bbq luvdiscs"
"Excuse me while I die of cuteness 10^25 times"
"Ouch, how did they get inside a tree ._."
"I'm sorry I had to abandon y'all for a whole day just now, I had a date to keep with an iPad Air <33"
http://route50.net/stream/post/46929
"I will catch up one day, just you wait >w> gimme some of that you"
"Whilst you forgot, I sit here never knowing what I'm talking about. <w<;;
"It's weird how much difference one misspelling can make"
"Sparktail sweeps OU, shame on you ladderers >.>"
"If there's one thing OU players suck at, it's battling lower tier stuff. Butterfree sweep ftw~"
"I just watched a battle on a higher plane. This is a completely different level than what I've ever seen. I concede >w>;; I salute the guy who made this possible now to make this team for myself~"
"*XD I swear iPads have annoying keyboards"
"My laptop's back! And it's better than before it was broken! :D These people are miracle workers srsly >w>"
"someone get that furret summoning circle"
"I read Shakespeare as Sparkspeare >w>"
"Midsummer's Night Dream is a comedy? Midsummer's Night Dream is trippy to the point of nonexistent understanding"
"because time... doesn't wait //shot"
"for once, indonesia's not the bottom of the barrel :1"
"Peggy. What nuclear substance did you consume today ._."
"gdi Livestream I don't need makeup"
""Kami belum tiba di Indonesia!" ffs ;~;"
"Just imagine a fluffy cute ferret skimpering your way, only to find yourself covered in goddarn tounges of flames. That actually burn. ;_;"
" School's on a blocking spree. thEY BLOCKED SMOGON JEEZ. And left Facebook unblocked, and youtube, and twitter..."
"confused typh is confused"
" in sky we trust"
" ...Pokey, you're drunk. Go home. :1"
"Insyte fangirls are the craziest to ever exist"
"it's usually just a rain of Electrodes and Sparks being caught in explosions"
"An 'upgrade' on the modem made my internet less stable. Good job Indonesia. I knew you had a talent for destruction of anything even moderately good."
"Well, they don't block their own school website, do they? cause like, they block their own school stream here"
"inb4 Peggy OHKOs with False Swipe"
"well for one, I realized I was Sparktail II Did no-one else realize I didn't speak much at all?"
(Re: Fex and Typh as roommates) "We better get separate beds ._.;;"
"I almost got a girl and I blew it? screw you mii me! /o/"
"Okay, here's a depiction of a tsundere. 'It's not like I wanted you to come over here, b-baka!'"
(Re: mae's weapons over the years) "yea somehow I feel books sound more novel"
" basakaa supports by making sure one opponent won't be able to attack the opponent. as in they faint //shot"
"probably an emplyoee's kid is using the server bandwith to download all the games he got for christmas"
(Re: How is your independence movement taught?) "it's like... "our soldiers used sharp bamboo pieces to fight artillery in the past so we can conquer the world with shitty guns""
"SPIDERS? F U G *** Typh sets chat on fire ***""
"because it was then I realized that when spiders melt, they stay melted"
"it is a corporate magic we only know as "dlc""
[Thursday, July 21, 2016 9:25] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 9:40] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 9:43] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 9:43] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 9:47] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 9:48] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 9:50] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 9:59] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 10:21] Typh: rip
[Friday, July 22, 2016 10:27] Typh: rip
[Sunday, July 24, 2016 21:08] Typh: rip
[Monday, July 25, 2016 10:00] Typh: rip
[Monday, July 25, 2016 10:10] Typh: rip
"it's quip's cousin quop ... im sleepy sue me"
"os this where all the chat went? / I should stay up later for this theb / yes helo i annot type to save my life"
"something something philosophical waifu simulator"
"nah, just the whole os had to force shutdown itself so the whole laptop doesn't spotaneously combust. I actually think my laptop can survive, I just need to keep remembering to apply some water on the fan area. it's also very amusing to see the water actually evaporate in a matter of seconds. ...I need a new laptop don't I"
"bl2 never killed my laptop. it'd just make it so hot that my left hand would be physically hurt if I touched the laptop. I... really need a new laptop, don't I :D;;;;;;;;"
"hi i'm now meta. curse this internet and addicted to battling"
" technically speaking, my fire spitting kid "Support"has a 100% winrate //shotshotshot"
" imo, it's easy to think badly of others simply due to their political/religious standpoint. and I think that for humans to get along, you'd just have to look past those things and just see others for who they truly are"
"my pain receptors were taking a nap"
"This chatroom is so peaceful rn compared to the others lmao"
" I can splel"
""If you go through every battle with only one Pokemon I think that's a teeny bit more than "a little harder" lol""
" I'll play if I have someone to go in front of me when we enter spider caves... or just biomes with spoders in general"
"My house nearly caught fire :D;; i blame sky and definitely not me"
"be my partner and I'll bring you a Togekiss"
" I'll avert my eyes and attention to breeding a box of Togekisses"
"I can cure death. But not idiocy //life of a healer in every game ever"
"anyone with a sword and the blue color scheme is seibaa //shot"
"spice and wolf has you on overdose anyways"
"time to breed ...wait, that came out wrong ignORE THAT"
"my loot from the jungle includes: book of vines, wand of sparking, and losing over half of my money"
"OH MY GOD. THEY SELL. GIFT CARDS. I feel like a country bumpkin visiting the city for the first time help"
"Wait. Doritos and Mountain Dew. They actually exist??"
"Pedestrians and cars showing mutual respect to each other is entirely new to me"
"HOT SHOWERS. LIKE. SHOWERS. BUT WITH HOT WATER. THAT'S SO NEW. (i am a village bumpkin)"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"sparks vs yellow, who is the ultimate waifu?!"
"but I am a 0/10 waifu, how will I ever be top aidoru"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"/me 's eyes dry out"
"oi m8 ya havin a knock on me aye? ya avin a giggle there?"
"I wonder if arranging to marry him would be better. the guy who killed me"
"so she goes undercover and tries to start anew, but every single time, she gets found out. so in the end she goes crazy and kills that group of people while also killing herself in the process ...wait, what even happened to me these past few years"
"How can anyone hate that ball of cute""
"O_O"
"O_O"
"sparks, this was early teens me. every single character is either meta, typh, or cleon. and none of them are the same people, ever"
"my parents just thought it'd be a good idea to have me practice it because I was a very quiet kid. well, I still am. so they thought it'd be a good idea to throw me on stage to sing to a crowd for SOME VERY WEIRD REASON"
"@Maestra share me some luck pls"
"I have awoken to the sight of a burning battlefield"
"helo can u tell engrish isn;t my first language"
"say, in a very high pitched tone, "moshi moshi kawaii desuuuu~~~", and immediately hang up"
"sdsgdhsdfs you're not supposed to turn this against me <w<;;"
"O_O"
"LEVEL 45 MELLEAU. NEW SKILL UNLOCKED. THAT'S ALL FOLKS. I'M SLEEPING AT 9:30 AM WHOOOOOO"
"it makes me feel kawaiiI mean what"
"I'll check, sex ... I MEANT SEC"
"my poor kokoro goes doki doki every time"
"I'M NOT A LOLICON"
"sparks, I don't just fall for every loli out there >_>;;"
(sp) "also cuddling sparks is the best thing after hot showers tbh ...wait"
"I have been bamboozled?!"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"not really, but I just haven't put the other eye in"
"I'm not used to having bad luck :1"
"Sparks is secretly pretty lady?!"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"O_O"
"I'll put it on the forums if it's legal lol"
"one that is terribly susceptible to being bamboozled?"
"I opened the pinned messages and saw the loli fox and my heart skipped a beat"
"//continues to ferverently shout about Sen"
"I'm always available to punch ladies in the face ... wait"
"I can splel I swear"
"I'M NOT A LOLICON..."
"it's okay sen, i'll love you, even if you're a loli"
"one must cuddle the fox in bed //JK"
"sen dakimakuras don't exist, yellow dakimakuras don't exist... there really is no justice in this world"
"I'M NOT A LOLICON"
"be a me! invest in a sen"
"So uh, I bought Mae sushi. But then I realized I got no way to get it to her ...whoops"
"mae doesnt care about sen. im the dancho sen deserves"
"<_<;; I forgot how oxygen works for a while"
"SEEEEEEEEEEEN"
"i ain't need no foxu, i have my... catu? cattu? sen-u??"
"be me, sleep at 10 AM trying to level up catu a single level"
"hush now, sen support is the best! they stop moving after eight turns!"
"I'M NOT A LOLICON"
"hm. i want tien"
"h- humph!! it's not like I want you over sen or anything, baka"
(sp) "I should probably start incesting in materials to start my own GO raids"
"AAAAAHH YOU CAN'T PULL THE WAIFU CARD ON ME THAT'S NOT FAIR"
"it'll take more than a haunted school to scare me from horror forever, foxu yami dancho! that's a lie, said haunted school scarred me for life"
"pls take care of belly"
"hm, I want tien"
"//points at socie and yuel IMAGINE THE STUFF I COULD DO WITH THOSE TWO... "
"look man, i borrowed this chick from dancho and i didn't know how high-maintenance she is"
"THERE IS NO HAREM,,,,"
"i want tien"
"i would eat fox imeanwhat o///o"
"hm i want tien"
"this is for the harem"
"even a king of harem needs his own land, after all"
"but not now. i gotta work on haremmeme //shot"
"Slwwpy //rlopa out"
"there is no harem;;;"
"IM NOT A LOLICON;;;"
"THERE IS NO HAREM"
"IM NOT A LOLICON;;"
"there is no harem,,,,,,,,"
"I AINT NO LOLICON"
" should get up but SEN so floof"
"I'm me, I need to complain about something //shot"
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I HAVE A HAREM, A HAREM I SAY!"
"WAIT, I MEAN, THERE IS NO HAREM"
"THERE IS NO HAREM......"
~ Metatyph^cool

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MewPie
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"MV you would love here,MLP dont exists here D8"
"Bra?! What kind of greeting is that? Talkin' about girls' private clothing? D:<"
"MLP dont exists here,Ds games are $100 here,i know htis is horrible =D"
"MLP LOVES MV AND MV LOVES MLP <3333"
"hihihi,when you leaved the room,and go back,you will find ponyssss 8D"
"Agreed, but it is sorta fun to grab the popcorn and just watch the drama * grabs popcorn*
Kidding xD"
~ MewPie

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MischievousCradily
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"wait what? Although I run on a steady diet of peanut butter and cute unsuspecting Pokemon I assure you, I haven't stolen yours. ^^;;"
~ :userMischievousCradily:

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MiniMoose
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"like darkpegusnus and fosti they love each other"
"hiee merry Christmas eave evryone"
"for Christmas frost got me bacon flavored popcorn and bacon sented soap and bacon gummy candy its owsome"
~ MiniMoose

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Mochabubble
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" Wow xetxet, you weren't lying when you said you were staff... o.O Will you punish me?"
"XETXET!! If i were sin and you were cosine, we would make one" ... "whoops sin squared and cosine squared"
"# That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2"
"homework? HOMEWORK? What is this homework you speak of?"
"fine. I'll just do this IN PERSON. Some time in the near far not so distant future"
"nah, we work well together. Like radians and degrees. We express the same thing in two different ways"
"# Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion."
"XetXet. Can I poke you? or is that against the rules..."
"XetXet. Will you be my boyfriend?"
"LOLOL Hmm.. So it doesn't work online either huh? One day, you wouldn't be able to resist my charms"
"xetxet Might I integrate your curves tonight?"
"o.o is anyone single? seriously. Pulse is my only requirement. No one will date an It"
" I'm a grade A stalke =)"
"Xet xet will murder me. In my sleep T_T"
"awwwwwww... so wait. who's male and single and over the age of 17? besides xet xet here. She rejected me"
~ mochabubble

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Moon95
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"I'll mess you up with my ice power!"
"The crazy girl who steals your cookiez! ;D"
"OMG! OMG! OMG! I'VE MISSED YA'LL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET ON IN FOREVER!!!!!!!!! "
"Yo mamma is so ugly, she got mistaken for Zac Efron!"
IT CAME FROM A CHOCOLATE COW! AND LOOK! THERE IT IS! *full body hugs cow*
"Haha! Me too Sky! I just know too many girls that wanna marry him! He's a princess if ya ask me! "
"*appears out of hole in ground* I'm here! Your lives just got a whole lot better! ;)"
"*sits slowly growling* wait! There's ICE CREAM TOO?! *jumps up again and fires bazooka at Lucky's feet*"
"Oooooo! I wanna try! *walks towards Sparks with stick*"
"AHHHHH! *runs around room with bazooka on shoulder*"
"YOU FEIND! *tackles Lucky and uses Shadow Ball* Wait, what just happened?"
"This is awesome Sparkles! ^^ But I think you may be forgetting a certain random, cookie-stealing girl *stares at you with wide eyes*"
"* Moon95 marries Pope <3"
"I'M SO OVERTIRED THAT I JUST GOT THIRSY, WALKED OVER TO MY FRIDGE, STARED BLANKLY FOR A FEW SECONDS, CLOSED THE DOOR, SAT BACK DOWN, AND THEN REMEMBERED AND WENT BACK AND MADE KOOL-AID!"
" And now I woke my brother up (he fell asleep on the couch) and he is making fun of me x)"
"Night Sheep! Don't forget to count yourself~"
"* Moon95 wishes Rt. 50 had a voice chat system so she could burst into song right now and drive everyone crazy"
** Moon95 randomly appears and screams "STAY OFF THE HIGHWAY BECAUSE I AM NOW OLD ENOUGH TO GET MAH LICENSE! AND I PLAN ON THROWING COOKEZ OUT THE WINDOW AS I DRIVE!" while dancing like an idiot."
"Dark Sparkles? I like it! Shall you join Ryu and I on our journey for our world domination?"
"I actually kinda like Rotom more now. He's interesting and demonic X) *shot*"
"OMGZ! MOOMY! I AM SERIOUSLY LOVING THIS BASE RIGHT NOW! (sexy N is sexy~) 8D"
"MAN! THAT'S ONE'S EVEN SEXIER! ♥ *shot*"
"Lol *pats Frosti and Rai's heads* Cute youngsters x)"
"Rai is just so supermegafoxyawesomehot and intellectual that she gets to be a Junior ;D"
"I shall now ride MV off into the sunset."
~ Moon95

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Music
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"I will never get tired of taking crappy pictures of myself and then editing the fudge out of them to make me look halfway decent."
"Though in this case, 'editing the fudge out of it' is just making the picture black and white. Which explains the ugliness. :3"
"The lights flickered. In rhythm to the music I was listening to. I'm so easily entertained <3"
"Man, why is battling Metapod in Viridian Forest so awkward :l All I have to say is that when starting with a Smoochum, the game quickly becomes rather dirty. >.>"
"I always blamed an unstable time stream caused by Dialga spontaneously faceplanting over Palkia's tail or something."
~ :userMusic:

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MysteriousVaporeon
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"ABILITY ACTIVATE: GENDER CONFUSION! MASSIVE DAMAGE DONE TO NECHA"
"HEY GUYS I FOUND A SWORD! :D" ... "HEY GIVE BACK MAH SWORD! " ... ">_> *gets out shotgun*"
"well its not everyday where a random vaporeon breaks in through your ceiling :2"
"leaf is hard to kill... being a mod and all........"
"TWILL HAT COMES WITH A FREE PACK OF TWILL'S SPECIAL TEA!!!"
"Spark can be very dangerous if she uses my weapons... Is Frosti a guy too?"
"FIRST OF ALL I'M A GUY"
"*gets out black umbrella* black umbrella = most dangerous umbrella ever *whacks pope a bunch*"
"5 cups of final fantasy + 3 pounds of disney + 5 tablespoons of crack + frying it to add awesomeness + Organization 13 (which I'm a member of) = Kingdom hearts ^.^"
"WHY DOES EVERONE KEEP GETTING SHO- *shot*"
"I FIGURED IT ALL OUT! The culprit is... MysteriousVaporeon... wait, that's me... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
"Honestly what's going on with my transformice poll people? ITS LIKE EVERY DAY a notification: someone voted/commented on your poll"
"and the most ironic part is the fact I'm the only one who picked the I DON'T KNOW @_@ option"
"AS A REMINDER I AM NOT AT ALL SANE @_@ "
"negociating with an admin often results in a [BAN]"
"And I know this is going on a chat log... If anyone is reading this then you owe me a cake "
"I got temco pilot :3 ...Who was doing that anyway? they should do it more often c:"
"I KNOW YOUR RECORDING THIS CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!"
" NOT ME I'M DONE WITH THE MOVIES I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE SHO- *hit with pokeball* _-#"
" wait.... SASOS A GIRL!? GENDER CONFUSION FOR THE 100TH TIME AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *jumps out window but hangs midway due to threads*"
"Can you pull me back up into the room, I'm hanging outside a cbox building "
" WAIT WHERE DID SKY COME FROM!? ...how good of a warrior is he anyway? ...yes, I'm talking about you, sky... WHY DO I ALWAYS GET CONFUSED WITH EVERYONE'S GENDER!?"
"I don't eat human flesh so I eat souls :"
"Its like rap music: it's annoying and shouldn't exist"
" MUST... DESTROY... TEMCO! *pulls out two daggers*"
"THE MAJORITY OF ROUTE50 ARE A BUNCH OF GIRLS!? ASDF"
"why must you all eat each other?"
"And by Drawing you mean being too lazy to do any real progress?"
" The only chance you could have to kill me with that is if yyou leekspin me to death"
"ARGH! OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ASDF -cuts off the snake's head then eats it-"
"it wasn't serious enough for another robotic boy part"
"Objecting is all about presenting evidence you herp derp. I'm revolking {sic} your lawyer liscence"
" Pope starts off in a house in the middle of a snowy land with Frosti"
"awkwarddd "
"WHAT SENSE DOES THAT EVEN MAKE? HAS SWOTSY BEEN A GOD ALL ALONG AND WE NEVER KNEW DUE TO HOW FRIGGIN MANLY AND AWESOME SHE WAS AL THIS TIME?
"KILL THE FANGIRLS! ALL OF THEEEEEEMMMMM"
" I think what happened is that Spark summoned future me to go back in time and kick Twill"
"Afterall we all love you, since your an epic assassin and pilot =^.^="
"you could just tell them not to draw anything for you by execution threats lD"
"I think moon's desperation attack would be the same way she murdered me... which is to stab the enemy until they blood so much that they pass out x.x"
" Wait wait what is going on why is everyone hiding behind me"
"And choco I thought I was keeping track of Frosti's drawing time remaining"
"O_O I guess CURSED me would probley be my original pokesona or something... Reminds me of my original idea of CursedVaporeon that I abandoned"
"My other dark-side-ish form might as well be the one you see everyday where I go pony murder and blood crazy at times"
"wait wait, calm down ladies o_o" This is what I get for having several affairs"
"So Xeta and Frosti I think decided to honk my base to death if I won, which is why they are honking and why I wrote this."
"WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE MY ALONE FROSTI? I JUST KILLED YOU SEVERAL THOUSAND TIMES WITH NO REGRETS D:."
" HAOS! I have had enough of you hurting mah Takoshi... YOU ARE NOT A FRENCH CHEF >:U"
"Despite the many affairs, its unlikely Navarr is my father"
"I know more about persona 4 than Mae >w> -shot-"
"... your not getting ninja stars for Christmyste ... your not even getting coal ... YOUR GETTING NINJAS STARS MADE OF COAL!"
"Merry Christmyste"
"fish:I DON'T NEED ROCKS"
" * MysteriousVaporeon loads rocks into a cannon and fires them everywhere"
"YOU BEST NOT BE MESSING WITH MY PIVILIDGES SINCE YOU AIN'T MY FATHER TWILL! wait... thinking about it you might be my father O_o"
"Fishie you are no longer allowed in my hat ever again"
" I was just breaking up with fishie and attempting to kill her"
"Since when is tearing things out of walls a power?"
"Why must Spark be the one person who can kill me easily?"
"* MysteriousVaporeon shoots arrows at Ruru [...] at least its not in her knee"
"* MysteriousVaporeon puts any more pellets and enemy corpses into the onion and makes a Twill pikmin army owo"
"Anyways, despite doing a bunch of damage to her, I die horribly and I am pretty much dead to the furthest degree"
""However any thoughts of MLP make me explode in a nuclear burst then re-assemble""
"I'm the one who finds clues, investigates the crime scene, and guns down- I mean apprehends the criminals"
"This chat has been officially derived of all sanity. I blame kat and Navarr for the updates >_>"
"Spark I realized some about Shadowsleuth. He is a fan of BlazBlue and his appearence looks kind of like Hazama from that game, in which people describe him as a huge troll. He even drew a picture of hazama"
"Without sky to help me, together we must create a new RP! TOGETHER WE MUST UNITE TO- to... to... *combusts*"
"AAAAAAAAAAGH PUNS AGAIN"
"* MysteriousVaporeon becomes a magical girl ;___;"
"Post.exe not found"
"*looks at pic again* Geez I look like an arabian abomination... in pony form"
"Yeah because I am clearly an abomination that resulted from a science prototype failure"
" I'm currently a pony right now as shameful as it may seem"
" Least for now... since I don't know how to fight as a pony. expect for pathetically trying to impale people with my horn"
"Will it rain from the sky as a gift from the lemming goddess?"
"You must be as skinny as pure bones"
" I am not a cow I am a socially awkward abomination thank you very much >_>"
" For the most part, all rap is is just a bunch of swearing, bad rhyming, and lack of talent (especially for those who use autotune)"
" The internet disapoints me. Bronies disapoint me. EVERYTHING DISAPOINTS ME BECAUSE OF MY TEEN ANGST! Except you and several other things Sparks."
"So kids these days are severing their hands and trading them like cards?"
"Why does my father have to be more insane than me? >_>"
"Don't let the halo and wings fool you, AU will kill you in your sleep"
" And that, ladies and mentlegen is an example of solid parenting on route50"
" DERP BRAIN Y U NO WORK AT 1 IN THE MOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRNING"
"Now excuse me as I go and decrease Route50's pony population from 25% to 20%"
"Sparkleaf: Depends if you hunger for human flesh or human souls. If both then you will be known as a shark and kitsune mutant hybrid of dragoon DEATH"
(Re: a brony trolling) "Sparkleaf: KILL HIM! KILL HIM WITH EMERALD FIRE! THEN DEVOUR HIS SOUL AND USE HIS RAVAGED BODY AS A WARNING TO ANYONE WHO DARES FACE YOUR WRATH!"
" Rebooting... Subjects nearby determined to be soon victims... preparing termination protocol"
"* MysteriousVaporeon films Frosti's and Kstan's anime love scene"
"TwillxM- NO, NO, NOOOOO MYSELF WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME! BECAUSE YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF AND YOU CRAVE FOR MENTAL PAIN! BUT I WANT A NORMAL LIFE! YOU LIE! ALL YOU WANT IS TO BE DIFFERENT, WIERD AND AWKWARD!"
"* MysteriousVaporeon picks up FeMV and shakes her about"
"I'M SORRY BUT THE NUMBER YOU DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHIPS!"
"Once upon a time, FeMV went to le local mall in Arundel mills, looking for various sweets, clothes, and dippin dots"
" Now I'm beginning to imagine myself transforming sailor moon style into a magical girl"
"I would at first be the normal interrogator, but too many mistakes and it will turn into a Batman and Joker style interrogation"
"Maybe we can use all the severed pinky toes for a new purpose... That or just put them in jars and just call them history from back in the day where humans had 10 toes instead of 8"
""Why would Xeta not be alive? Who could possibly execute the executioner?""
"Catch some Z's fry them and eat them"
": Could Fex be the true empress of route50? Since a majority of route50ites are lurkers"
"I let my father touch my soul all the time... not in a wrong way or anything"
"Draw me like one of your french genderbents "
" Steal tends to steal people sometimes"
" Like I said a true hacker wouldn't go and say "HURR HURR I AM GONNA HACKS YOU FEAR MEH!""
"HEY EVERYBODY I'M A HANDSOME RICH DOUCHEBAG THAT EVERYONE HATES! Pardon my language"
"When I have one thing on my mind when I'm trying to saw something I saw that instead"
"Sparkleaf left an egg under my chair while I was FeMV"
"WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO WITH FEMV WHEN YOU STEAL HER!?"
"Sparkleaf.exe has stopped working?"
"SkyWarrior: You are always in the RPing mood"
"Now Spark has sprites of FeMV in a Swimsuit, Maid Outfit, Nurse Outfit, and a Cheerleader Outfit'
"POKEY WHY DO YOU HAVE LOBSTERS FOR HANDS AND A MINIGUN FOR A FACE THAT HAS TO SPIN TO TALK"
" I get the feeling I'm going to get a lot of swapnotes from Frosti"
"Sometimes you wanna punch Spark in the face, but then it occurs that you will be punching an illusion right as the real spark lances you from behind"
": I'm not sure why I'm so traumatized since FeMV tends to dress up as a french maid. Sparkleaf maid a sprite of it..."
" Well its far from a skilless point and click adventure adventure game like call of duty"
"I still think Frosti might be a time goddess..."
"I'm pretty sure I have enough crows following me to eat 1000 people before they all get full"
"* MysteriousVaporeon is being swarmed and occaisionally pecked by crows"
"OH GOD YOU PISSED OFF THE CROWS NOW THEY HAVE A THRIST FOR FLESH AND BLOOD!"
"in other news... my cat somehow found a way to eat my cakeballs :('
"Oh god... I'm imagining the Sparkleaf apocalypse again as Sparks riding skarmories fill the sky while dropping explosive chairs while ride of the valkeries plays"
" I broke my elbow ;-; stairs are now my mortal enemy'
"MV used walk! Stairs used trip! MV used fly! MV fainted"
"Ever since the beginning of my years in Route50, I've been the victim of countless Skarmories owned by Sparks that bursted through the wall"
"* MysteriousVaporeon tries to dig up the buried Sparks" | "Are you treasure?"
"Its hard to find love if you're an all powerful dragon with horrible communication skills other than growling, roaring, clawing, poking, eating, killing, or melting your face off with fire/lightning "
"2 team rocket members and 2 team magma members walk into a chat..."
"* MysteriousVaporeon is trampled and killed by 6-legged horse creatures in space"
"My character named MV was killed in an event"
"* MysteriousVaporeon smacks Pokey's Grammar"
"* MysteriousVaporeon takes away Pokey's brain bleach then hits her with a sledgehammer"
"If I ever get to playing the Wii animal crossing again then I'll play with you sky"
"Well I'm not suprised since the headless horseman ghost is very rare to find. I happened to spot him a long while back when I was 'borrowing' a horse outside a cave full of vampires"
" I don't think thats how kitsunes work... I'm pretty sure they just mess with humans and not give a single f@#$. And enjoy tofu and sake"
"Raisins come from grapes Pokey... you are giblets"
"You can tell that I am very steamed at sky for causing my inevitable death. You could say I was killed in a mere gust!"
"Theres so much cotton candy and tails under there I had to grab a pickaxe and mine my way out"
"If you say Pheonix I'll send Giratina out to getcha"
"Voice of the Sky" Voice of Skywarrior? She wants you to post?"
"...How does one shoot a death? Did you just take the grim reaper and cram him into a gun?"
"I once saw a sign that said "Global warming sucks" sticking out of the deep as hell snow"
"WHAT DOES THE SPARK SAAAAAAAAY!? "
"...Forever alove {sic}"
"Gonna go drink till me heart stops guys... *puts hand to chest area, then neck, then wrist* Welp... already dead... nevermind"
"Ohai Fexxy fexibility fexxing fexworthy Fexible~ "
""* MysteriousVaporeon stops holding shift and falls on his face ""
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" | "* MysteriousVaporeon falls on his face"
"too many doomed innocent girls >_< Damn you Kyubey!"
"I had to emerge from the Myste just to tell you how I feel, Valentine'
"Dammit Frosti stop having the world's largest dressing room. It is now 14x5"
"Also Shadow Force, now you see me now you don't. Now you see me again, only your life is drained"
"I imagine Olivia will also be like "Whoops... I can't turn you back to normal so you're gonna have to deal with being mortal for a while *w*""
"* MysteriousVaporeon dives in through a window, while throwing a rock engraved with the word "POST""
"And that has been life advice with Sparkleaf! Goodnight everyone!"
"I BECOME MEGUCA FOR KYUSPARKIO"
"Late night MV does not function well. Nor does he look into things completely"
" A torchic is a witch hat"
"Everyone has the starring role from their perspective"
"I still have that replay of me beating Fex and Mae as Ike to help me sleep at night"
" I fight for my friends... I also fight my friends"
"You'd think a water type doesn't need to bathe, but then you realize how polluted the oceans are nowadays"
(Re: MV correcting himself) "MV that was not a typo"
"...and I don't own a DIO bodypillow... honest... if I did I would probably hug it every night until I go to sleep... but then Bass would inevitably steal it"
"Darren could probably fool the group, heck it might be a essential consider they would give him wierd looks for using dark magic [...] Late Night MV 2: The re-typoing"
"MV stop crying, you're tears are a rare drop you can't let people have them"
"I'll either be tasered and join others in Kat's fungeon. Or be brought to Xeta and Rai's dorm where I will be executed upon so much as flinching at the wrong time"
"Sparks you fool! Everyone knows moms love puzzle games"
" I shall not be defeated by you, I'm the true heir to the Flarrior name! Prepare for a bad end Nee-chan"
" Late night MV the /me command was not neccessary WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"I'm tempted to mail one of those to sky out of pity. Afterall, theres no Shaymin being generous!"
"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE these puns since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'HATE' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of these hundreds of billions of miles it would not equal to one one-billionth of the HATE I feel for pokepuns at this micro-instant. For you... hate. HATE"
"* MysteriousVaporeon works" | "I mean lurks" | "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *Leaps out window*
" I could say Mae is obsessed with Kakyoin, but that wouldn't go anywhere"
"Faust just wants a quiet life... with his dragon waifu"
"Dang, this place has been dead without me. Least I can say I stopped by for Christmyste"
~ MysteriousVaporeon^cool


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Navarr
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"Don't underestimate me. I am Navarr after all."
"directing would be good so long as the direction was more than "WORK NAO"
"There's a Twilla and a Twill? Are they dating?"
"Wait what? Me with Kat? I don't care what you do, as long as Kat is all miiine"
"Hell, I can't even say that with certainty. IE is the devil."
"Fox.. any further discussing of hookers may not be appropriate for the chatbox, lol."
"It makes loading the logs in the web browser PURE HELL. Which is why I'm sure a certain somebody is making the quote database, lol."
"well. its supposed to be fixed now.. its working, though I don't understand how or why when its not doing what I told it to.."
"Sorry Kat.. my internet just started playing the 'lets disconnect navarr at random' game"
"Everyone go comment on her base and make friends with her >O I demands it."
"I didn't get the "OH PLEASE NAVARR TAKE ME BACK" from my ex that I fantasize about, but meh"
"I love how my internet can just stop working entirely, and when I reconnect the chat goes and just updates itself. Epic."
"9 people in the cbox right now. ITS NOT ENOUGH >O xP"
"Eggplant, stop the trolling. Go to /b/"
"Huh. Half the time I open the door to my room the cat just strolls in as if she had been walking towards it at the same time i was going to open it."
"* Navarr has the ONE RING TO RULE ALL THE EXECS"
"you know you're lazy when you feel that making something to eat is a waste of time and a burden to you"
"Interestingly, that saga makes me wonder... How the heck did I end up coding for EHQ anyway?"
"Gals be winnin! Darn ye lassies!"
"This is now your task as a staff member. Make that poll. Its OFFICIAL BUSINESS"
"* Navarr is still laughing about setting Kat as everyone's friend by default"
"See Spark, your wild antics are confusing the newbies."
"You let people choose colours? Why am I purple then?"
"oh christ... i thought this was #staff for a minute. i was like 'WHEN DID SPARKLE BECOME STAFF AND WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?!'"
"you people just keep going and going and going like energizer batteries"
"You've been pretty much dragged into the wild antics of the EHQ members. This is also my cue to disappear"
"It has recently come to the attention of the administration that y'all are addicted to EHQ"
"I write the code that turns the wheels that light up the website"
"If its gotten so late that Sparkle has woken up and come back on, then maybe i should be sleeping"
"Okay, for the love of all that is holy, no more spam in the cbox"
"posting like five times in a row like that is spammy. I will have someone's head, if need be"
"* Navarr casts marrykatja"
"* Navarr gnaws on Frosti" ... "* Navarr gnaws on Sparkle" ... "* Navarr gnaws on Frosti" ... "* Navarr gnaws on Sparkle" [...]"* Navarr gnaws on Frosti" ... "* Navarr gnaws on Sparkle" [...]"* Navarr gnaws on Frosti" ... "* Navarr gnaws on Sparkle" [...]"* Navarr gnaws on Frosti" ... "* Navarr gnaws on Sparkle" [...]"* Navarr gnaws on Frosti" ... "* Navarr gnaws on Sparkle" [...]"* Navarr gnaws on Frosti" ... "* Navarr gnaws on Sparkle"
(SkyWarrior) "Where is my pope? ;~;"
(The Ribbon You Aren't Get) "/me doesn't award itself to you"
"*snickers* own up to your children Kat! *runs*"
" what on earth are you smoking, DP,a nd where can i get some"
"yeah twill. Though so much seems to have happened every time i visit. Are you guyhs hiding things from me?"
"im on my phone atm by the way. And shush. Shes my best friend and biggest crush"
"Xetaja's new sketch? I'm not sure she's not secretely a professional artist masquerading as a high school student"
"WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE UP SO EARLY *staggers around sleepily* Sparkleaf: it's 12:09"
" Do you have a revive? I think I fainted when I saw your beauty."
"You remind me of Clefairy, you're out of this world."
"Shall we check ourselves into the daycare center? ;D"
" I swear you're Brock cause you dragged me all the way over here ;D"
"Are you a vulpix, cause you're lookin kinda foxy tonight ;D"
"JESUS CHRIST WHERE DID ALL THE STAFF COME FROM"
"I walk in here, its only Xetaja, I say hi, then BOOM - Kat, Sparkle, Max."
"NO FISHPASTE, KAT WILL RUN INTO /ME/ WITH A LASSO"
" I'm listening to your mom ;)"
"@Sparkandleaf FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKING HOLY FUCK SHIT FUCK WHAT."
"And in my moment of financial weakness, I ordered a Pizza. Because GORRAM I WANT A PIZZA. #fb"
"I wanna be, the very best, that no one ever was. To suit her is my real test, to marry is my causeeeeeeee."
"Hey, if anything was to have ever happend/to ever happen with Kat, it would be 100% consensual"
" Oh my god, it wa--- oh wait, you mean hanging out with her. Yeah, that was fun"
" My method of revival is kissing. I'd undie if I were you"
"WOAH SWOTSY, nobody was supposed to know about what happened that night. Kat would kill me if she knew I was hooking up with members"
"I don't think you're obsessed enough with me to have a cardboard cutout."
"if i dont eat it before then - atm i currently plan on giving her all her things back, we're still amazing friends"
"its a bit awkward but we'll get through it. We were amazing friends.."
"Who do you think you are, barging in her {sic} and challenging the admins to battle? =p"
"Why am I tired? NO! Bad Body! STOP!"
"At least a director is here when all the chat mods are hiding away in a private room ♥ *grumble grumble*"
"* Navarr eats the first 3 letters of everyone's name"
" if i ate a cow... would it moo?"
" Closet(A+B)=ab"
"that word in that song was Dragula? WHAT IS A DRAGULA?"
" I think Bee was talking about drawing me as effie"
"What. What even. I SUGGEST A COMPROMISE. "We're doing this man. We're making this 20% cooler.""
"Here we are again ... Kat working me like a slave."
"I love this website and everyone on it. and all the girls are my wives! * Navarr runs before Kat can find him"
" I enjoy Fexible's reaction to the ships I put in her Tumblr askbox way too much"
"I am having the most fun with my most recent prank on Katie Katearsadm, Katsaadm, Kataliciousadm, Katadm, Kataliciousadm, Katadm, Katatonicadm, Katnissadm, Katatonicadm, Katatonicadm, Kataliciousadm, Katatonicadm, Katadm, Her Liegeadm, Katiebirdadm, Kataliciousadm, Kataliciousadm, Katie Katearsadm"
"she's claimed i've gone too far now. I wonder if she'll remove the whole thing or just the offensive one"
" No. This is a bad idea. disappear for a day and you have 20 summon notifications"
"oh crap" / " i made everyone cooltrainers"
"Yeah Kat, real helpful, signing offline instead of goddamn helping"
"Any of the girls wanna cross dress me? I'd be okay with this"
" I'm doing it for the fangirls"
"he was the one who wrote the infernal chat so he gets to help fix it"
"MV: You're like 5. No."
"We don't have time for dancing; we have little children to kill off in grotesque manners with fun background music."
"Comeon guys! New Pokémon games mean you should be using the website less!"
"Everyone is Dead. Or playing the new Pokémon games. Same difference, really. "
"Should I put spoilers in boxes, too? BOX ALL THE THINGS?"
"Seeing Katadm's tazer fills you with DETERMINATION"
" You must end fills you with determination"
"Hey, you watch yourself mister or I'll bring back the pony virus"
~ Navarr^dev

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Nechaken
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"QUE SERO SERO!!!! NOOOO NAVARR GET AWAY FROM SERO"
"Noo I really want to continue on... but I guess you need events to go on in order to write them down XD I really like the whole series. Now I feel like that stuff is actually going on when I log in and do things in Route 50 hehe"
"Who is this possessor of Pope? Why was Sky dragged into the conflict? What WAS the conflict in the first place? Will I stop asking questions? The thick plottens."
"I don't really know. We were in 5th grade for pete's sake! Anything kiddy is overrated then, remember? Now we love kiddy stuff in high school! >w>"
"Hrm... *sticks head outside* looks like another swim party on my December birthday xD"
"Everybody likes the smell of fresh-burned hair in the morning! >w>"
"Short message is short. People reading this aren't clicking on my eggs. D:"
"I imagine 6 hours would be chaos considering how annoyed I was last night for 2 1/2 hours to a football game >:< All because of Freshmen and noobs being annoying *nodnod*"
" Well, then I can relate to him now since I'm a Umbreon >:D *turns to Insyte* Bark bark bark bark bark >:U"
"Seriously, the Pokemon load in the screen and everyone scrambles to get one, almost like they're pushing and shoving for that 40" flat screen for $150 at Best Buy"
"Yeah, like Xeta said. They're not going to go poof or Evolve into different gifts >w>"
"Blargh, I don't want to go back to school tomorrow D: ... I guess today is the national "catch up on homework and study guides" day xD"
"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE! Happy Birthday :D Erm, and about that gift... I'll be it xD //shot"
"* Nechaken watches the chat box explode around her and wonders why she is not really affected. Oh wait, I do know. It's called being a ghost >w>"
"My favorite saying for Texas: If you don't like the weather, wait 10 minutes and it will change |D"
"Ken is my alternate clone >w>"
"And even then, I can catch up quickly. IB kids have natural talents for making up procrastinated work xD"
"I aught to make a Homestuck soap opera of the troll relationships //shot"
"I may or may not be a TEMCO Sniper *shoots self*"
""Land of Drought and Dust" Ayup, that's Texas right there xD"
"Perches found in conclaves are nice too c: //murdered"
"We had to cut an experiment off until tomorrow because it takes too long to heat a crucible over a bunsen burner multiple times xD"
"SHEEP. CONTINUE BAND. I DEMAND YOU DO. >:O"
"HIGH SCHOOL BAND IS TONS MORE FUN 8DDDDDD" ... "AND THIS IS MY BAND VOICE" ... "IT IS SO MUCH BETTER" ... "SO DEAL W/IT"
"YEAH BAND VOICE (CAN'T WAIT FOR HIGH SCHOOL BAND NOW) ... And I can't do that all the time XD"
"But enough about my life that I've chosen to be a part of lol"
" WORLD DOMINAAAAATION"
"Uh, yeah, that would not help the performance Spark"
"Psh, didn't you know I want to own Dell in the future? lolololol"
"Men are girls without curves"
"But it made me feel like everything I use can be evidence against some unknown crime D:"
"ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAACLEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES <33333333"
~ Nechaken^cool

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Nepeta (Atar)
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"*noms on Twill* >:)"
"I live in a state. That's all I'm gonna tell you. Now you have to guess where I live."
" Dinosaur is my favorite color. c:"
"Hey people I'm MV and stuff and I hate ponies"
"I just thought of something. If someone throws a phone at you, is that cyber-bullying?"
"aahhhHHHHHHH this has happened to me before and I tried to knock down the door with my trombone "
"someone just dislocated their shoulder" |"Because I'm at a swim meet"
"spARK YOU SILLY FOX YOU. please clean my windows too ;v;"
""fROSTI they featured your art on transformice ahh!! congrats! <333""
"accidentally started the grandmapocolypse"
"eeveeraptor is somewhere floating around in space violently ripping the heads off of innocent rodents"
"THERE IS SOMEONE HERE aaaaaaah uwu "
"human got your tongue?"
"the word adult is starting to lose meaning"
" let's all draw spark as a magical girl and make a collage yes"
"what was I doing last night"
"JUSTIN BIEBER WAS ARRESTED WOO "
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SPARKLEAF"
"who remembers normal grammar? rip"
"dont let the frostbite bite"
"!! GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF ABEARICA"
"EEVEERAPTOR IS AT RED ROBIN. EEVEERAPTOR WILL EAT ALL THE RED ROBINS"
" im an illegal adult"
"my dad likes to say im thirteen going on two but I cant say I disageee"
"I need to become president and make them play gorillaz more. and make math homework illegal. vOTE PSYCHO BIRD FOR PRESIDENT"
" IM SERIOUS TAKE ME TO BIRD HOSPITAL WHICH IS FOR BIRDS"
"excuse me his name is guuuuuurl and horse is named booty"
"Thane: it's the portal between brb land and narnia/chat!"
"cOOLS WANTED TO BE ASLAN :D;;"
"it's okay darkloots /pats the darkloot"
"okay I'm marrying Dark it's official"
"the perks of living in the pacific northwest: killing large spiders is just okay now"
"i kind of want to name future cat kyubey /shot"
" im watching a thing about bear and tiger who are friends and TWIGGY"
" i just realized: does the headless horseman even know where hes going"
"what if i explode"
"One of my biggest pet peeves is people who hoarde canon Pokemon urls on tumblr and never use them"
"Mega evolved sylveon : KYUBEYON??? /shot shot shot"
"it's probably easier to get a license plate with a canon pokemon name than it is to get a tumblr url with one"
"I won plastic dinosaurs from an arcade today. ITS THE CROWING ACHIEVEMENT OF MY LIFE"
"okay ready for something on my bucket list : cosplay at a convention as magical girl madoka with pokey as fem!leon kuweewee"
"my favorite pokemon is kyubey"
"[yells] WARIO CATS"
(Re: Nepeta is Kyubey) "this is the best icon change ive ever made >:|"
"amount of effort at swim practice : x. amount of effort at saturday swim practice : 3x. x = 0"
(imitating thekingofpillowland) "GMA E OF TH RON ES insert fancy text here BEAR!! BEAR BEAR BEAR !!!! fancy typings fancy typings !! COOL RP ??? COOL RP !!!!! COOL RP BEAR. GMA NE OF THIONGRS"
"ARE YOU HAPPY, SPARK? IM IN THE CHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!! fight me"
"when you touch cat and they make Cat Activation Noise"
"is posting really weird gifs out of context a new trend now and should i be concerned y/n"
"lilleave me alone you hooligans"
~ Nepeta^cool

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Nick
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"There is a switch, however. Where? The light switch. It turns on the lights. Ahahahaha."
~ Nick^cool

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Niv-Ryo
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"* Niv-Ryo is wondering how to fit in now blinking at what she's reading in this chat's randomness"
"I also have you all to blame :) for being awesome and wild and well random XD"
"might try when I've got nothing else to do x3 and chocobo? i dont know they always peck me for drawing them wrong ;^;"
" X3 also I might stalk the groups *stalks*"
" every time i look at the chat i get lost >w> Really people stop making me lost when i look away for 5 seconds >3>;"
"awh she be cute ♥ haha thanks ~"
"omg... Twiggy~! Sky~! Spark~! ♥ *glomps*"
" I just realize Im up at 4 am >.o; heaven knows what was I thinking of getting uthis early"
"eep!!! *gets nommed on * TWILL~! *Wants to hug but since you nommed her she couldnt do that * ;^;"
"XD; I wonder if you can even stalk yourself...that would be cool and creepy Naw~ I dont mind ♥ ~"
" haha Sky did you know when I read the "species" of your Pokesona i was thinking of mine then im like "shapeshifter sounds almost like a ditto... D: ""
" Oh i cerated new years ...at school presenting my work in the university -.-;"
"Im EXPECTING it to happen and when it DID happen I STILL freak out XD ;"
"I'm just a silly little shapeshifter who does nothing :D should update this soon <3; AND I AM SO MAKING A NEW BACKGROUND D<"
~ Niv-Ryo


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Oostin
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"Group: Snorlax. Blocking paths since 1995"
~ oostin


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Pixel
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"ugh homework" // "and projects" // "pixel is a procrastinator" // "pixel gets nothing done" // "ever"
"I still read that as flexible XD"
"Personally i don't think it's wort 40$, but that's because I don't really play FPSs tbh i don't think any game is worth 40$"
" i don't think it's worth 40$ but i'd still buy it because POKEMON"
" parents are like go to bed its 9. me: wtf its only 9"
"we got to cook starburst"
~ Pixel^social

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Poffin
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"-noms pocky- THAT OUGHT TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION -points at choco-"
"here choco -hands pocky- let me hide behind you D8"
"little by little, I feel a little bit beterrrrr~"
"FFFFFF GTFO SHAKING PATCHES OF GRASS"
" Ofcourse we know what Pokemon is. Hmph. xDD"
"Okay okay ONE - TWO - THREE HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH"
"I knowww Sky, but one step - shaking grass after battle move one more step GUESS WHAT I'M A PATCH OF SHAKING GRASS Dx"
"maybe when hell freezes over, rai will go to bed at 9:17pm"
"no, we just turn temporarily mute with occasional giggles :D and the occasional "MY TURN!!" because we're playing music =u="
"NO THERE ARE NO LOYAL STEEDS especially not one named rai"
"actually my name is evelyn but that doesn't really matter who the heck names themselves rai or raikoutetsu"
" w-will she shear some off for me so i can paste it onto my drawing? :D"
"pffft, it's no biggie *continues procrastinating* ''''''''''OTL"
" why does everyone like you so much rai :'( *sobs in corner*"
"> i just want reading glasses :| so i don't have to have something resting on my nose 24/7 minus the time i sleep which is 0"
"hey xeta hey hey xeta"
" well i'm pretty sure they don't sell frostis there...or i would've bought up everything"
"6$ on a fast food place is no small feat with the economy these days"
"yesterday at wendys, we got two burgers, a small frosty, 10 pieces chicken nuggets, and some fries for 20$ :U"
"hehehehe jaeta. how was the tea party?"
"i want to get food but it's going to be so awkward just taking food and like walking to my room casually?? my aunt's in the living room using her computer ;____;;;;"
" oops sorry for poofing"
"but we didn't have chocolate chips so i just chopped up hershey kisses :'D"
"((also i'm sorry i just totally derailed the chat by talking about microwave cookies sorry))"
" i am the loveliest of them all y/y???"
"i kind of really hate my teacher this year :( i liked the one i had last year and i kind of regret not trying my best?? >__>"
"omfg i'm cry so much because there's thIS REALLY FAT FLY IN MY ROOM AND 3 SECONDS AGO IT WAS ALL UP IN MY FACE AND IT WAS REALLY FRICKING FAT AND EW"
"i have nothing against fat flies, so long as they do not invade my room... please go find your own room"
" I DON'T UNDERSTAND....WHY DO GIRLS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WAKE UP AT 6AM JUST TO DO THEIR HAIR AND MAKEUP"
"new year, new start... i hope senpai notices me"
"it's almost 1. time to start doing homework, i guess"
"how to draw the thing"
"ask blogs seem so high maintenance. i applaud those who own one"
"mae can do it, she's the most sugoi of us all. m-mae senpai~~~~~~ ♥"
"they're sending out unowns for some unknown reason"
~ Poffin^cool

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PokeBoss
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"YAY THE CHAT IS ALIVE AND THE GODDESS KAT HERSELF HAS ARRIVED! HALLELUYAH!"
~ PokeBoss


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Pope
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"so... er... anybody there? ...twill? sky? any other chump who's on here all the time?"
"*wonders where everybody is* wow, never before have I seen it be 4:50 P.M. and Sky and/or Twill not have posted."
"PIRATE VS. NINJA~ TWILLA VS. DARKRAI~ RUM VS. SAKE~"
"WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP"
"WHEEOO WHEEOO A DARKRAI HAS ENTERED THE CHATBOX WHEEOO"
"wait... OH MAN I HATE IT WHEN IT DOESN"T AUTOUPDATE what sparks? :D"
"eh, a couple stuff. NO IT IS NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT CYBERMARRIED TO FROSTI geez"
"InShiningArmor: You have just been nicknamed by Swotsy. Feel honored."
":D I seem to have been cyberhugging a lot of chicks recently."
"SKYEH POST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DON'T TALK ON THE CBOX YOU... PROCRASTINATOR!"
"...why is Twilla's new character stalking seth?"
"GOOGLE IS INVADING YOUR COMPUTERS AND STEALING ALL YOUR PERSONAL DATA"
"BEE WEARS HIGH HEELS I WEAR SNEAKERS SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN I'M ON THE BLEACHERS YOU BELOOONG WITH MEEEEE"
"hey coolio, why don't you show up on the users online list? ......COOLIO'S A GHOOOOOOOST!"
"psht, I want to eat muffins all the time :D"
"WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP"
" I'm a drinker, not a thinker."
"NO NOT THE FULL RESTORE! *tears out hair* ...curse you Houndoom! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"<.< I just hate it when everything and everyone bends to my will."
":D OOH OOH MOMMY! IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! CAN I HAVE SOME? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?"
"AND THE NINJA COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT"
":D ooh, I always wanted to be a wanted man"
"man, I need to catch up on SC... tomorrow. :3"
":D let's just simplify it by letting me marry frosti :D *shotshotshot*"
"I wanna be with frosti gosh that probably gets annoying huh frosti?"
":D I wish liru would come back for just one day. I would have the awesomest youtube comeback ever for him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0"
"oh man, I just quoted myself. :/ how arrogant is that |D"
":| HOW DARE YOU BE IN A GOOD MOOD WHEN MY SCROLL, YOUTUBE, AND IMAGES IS TAKEN FROM ME!"
"what the heck. I never leave until the second or third time anyway"
"Twill: Twiggy is starting to "nod sagely". ONLY DARKRAI MAY NOD SAGELY!"
"OKAY! :D *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt* ...treeditto! *ditto transforms into a tree*"
"The masses: UPLOAD! UPLOAD! UPLOAD!"
"Imagine Portal... without portals."
"the woopforce is not with that one."
""*eats th emuffin part and throws the bomb into EF's base*""
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT D: b-but... frosti-sama?"
"XD hrm.... can I remain a lonely hermit mourning his unrequited love?"
"OH NO EGGPLANT'S ON! RUN FOR IT!"
"HOLY CRAP HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SPRITE THAT"
"lol, I have nothing better to do, and there's a lot worse things I could do. :P"
"Throw a brick at someone. That usually works."
"LOL Sky probably hates me even more as Shannabanana 'cause I'm so CRAZY! :D"
(Seth) "Ooh, Pokemon to the Rescue is coming on in a couple minutes. How about we watch cartoons instead of the news? Eh? Ehhh?"
(Latios) "'Erm... hello." Latios stared at her. 'Uhhh... have we met before?' he asked. A fangirl, maybe? he wondered."
"Finally. Violence against someone who is NOT me. :D"
"aw, there are some bunnies right outside my window~"
"*stares at enter button* I hate you."
"Anyway, a very flirty Sky would probably make my brain explode. Paradox, you know."
"I DON'T WANT A DIRTY OLD MAN FLIRTING WITH ME ...FFF HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THOUGHTS IN MY BRAINS"
"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE A GLARE FROM SKY ...They will not force us~ They will stop degrading us~ They will not control us~"
"Although, I have to admit, if I hadn't given my heart to Frosti anti-sky would be extremely attractive... *strokes chin*"
" NavarrTM? Really? |D Technical Machine"
"fff, come to think of it, pretty much every woman I meet that's middle-age goes all gaga over my hair. owo Even people I don't know."
" THE WORLD MUST KNOW OF MY EXPLOITS AND MY GENIUS THOUGHTS 8D IN 140 CHARACTERS"
"*gasp* I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! YOU ALL WENT TO A HOT TUB FULL OF ATTRACTIVE, SCANTILY-CLAD WOMEN WITHOUT ME, DIDN'T YOU!"
"Don't forget his hat. I have to hand it to you though, Twill. Riley's hat is waaaaay cooler than some lame old cowboy hat. |D"
"fff, you people-who-are-onliine-all-the-time have all the fun D|"
" I AM HERE TO ANNOY THE FREAKING HECK OUT OF YOU"
"What would you think if you saw some nineteen year old eating some fourteen year old's invisible tails? XD"
(Latios) "He had been cooped up in that small box of his for so long... and he hadn't fought for ages."
"oh gosh that again... SERIOUSLY IS IT THAT HARD TO TELL BETWEEN 'KI' AND 'PE'?"
"Eclipse's are a lot more powerful than people think. *nods sagely* People go blind sometimes from watching eclipses."
STALK KAT~ LIKE NAVARR~ GET TASERED~ LIKE NAVARR~ BAN SOME NOOBS~ LIKE NAVARR~ CODE RT50~ LIKE NAVARR~ *shotshot*
DELAY REQUESTS~ LIKE FROSTI~ READ BRAINWAVES~ LIKE FROSTI~
"...I like your mine. *picks up pick axe and leaves*"
"No... Route 50. All of this. It's just... a grain of sand. It's a very interesting and fun grain of sand, but it is still a grain of sand. :D"
"...ninja staaaaaaaaars *throws at Spark*"
"First Book of Muffin... "And the Chef spake and said: Let their be muffins.""
(@ Kat) "...you want me? XD Hear that, Navarr? *runs of giggling*"
"You need a man? Try Coolio. Or Swotsy."
"aw, Mae, it reminds me of the time we were married... you know, me just being awesome, you attacking me with a cleaver... good times"
"Coolio is hot. :0 UH I MEAN-- cool. Yes. So cool."
" Who doesn't like BREEDING"
"What if your Dad was made of rainbows? You would be like 'OMG THAT'S LAME, I want a Dad made out of NINJA ROBOTS' "
"I remember posting monthly creepy messages on her base like a year ago because I wanted her to come back"
" I did the wicked clown sign today, and Dad asked what it was. He was kind of disturbed."
" I would just rant about homestuck, and pretend that the person I'm talking to would understand me."
" The Phoenixpegasus?"
"spark please let me in a typical day in the cbox *won'tbeanoobwon'tbeanoob*"
"and one mistakes cream for a girl... how? xD"
"@FrostiKat Just don't, Frosti. You will never understand."
"I guess all together this would make me sort of overpowered/all over the place, but my logic is that if everyone does the same, it'll even out. :D"
"It's hard to play something when you know you could make a more creative version."
"It's okay. Spiders are their own category of fear! "
"but then it'll make it seem like, basically, the only person on route 50 (who speaks) is you"
"I've stopped. He is clearly already off to the races. "
"POKI. Aw, yes! let's totally talk a bunch and confuse everyone who thinks we're the other! :D"
" What I find fascinating is that while Kanto + Johto present fusions of traditional Japanese values and futuristic technology, Hoenn flings the scale even farther back. Lots of ancient, primal forces and Pokemon and lots of extremely technologically advanced things and whatnot."
"I'm really growing in my appreciation of Hoenn. I just think it doesn't connect to the other first two regions as they do to each other, but in of itself, it's so darn rad."
"I dreamed that I formed a psychic dream connection with you and manifested in your house as, like, an astral projection, but at the tragic cost of my pants. * _____ *"
"Dewott might be one of my favorite gen V pokemon, of which there are like three."
" Frosti was adorable. * u * She was all small and cute and kind of nervous. :3"
"give someone a birthday card and then whoever's birthday is next give them a card that says... "you're next""
"I believe the most powerful form of nostalgia is not reflection but actualization. Continuing the legacy. Doing new things to be nostalgic about."
" ...it's, it's true isn't it. * ____ * Sparktail has opposable thumbs."
""although, you know, pi is integral in... circles. and CURVES. and I'm all about CURVES.""
"This is not the memory lane so much as the memory superhighway. ;D *fondest of times* "
"my friends broke route 50. I can't take them anywhere, fs'rs"
"Played Minecraft for real for the first time today with my bro on the xbone."
"I see millennials complain about old people complaining about millennials way more often than I see old people complain about millennials."
~ Pope^cool

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PrincessReilin
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PrincessReilin



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Rai
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(Kamori) "WHY THE CRAP MUST YOU IDIOTS INTERRUPT MY DANCINGGGGGGG~!?"
(Kamori) "OMG YESSS I LOVE MAGIKARPS"
(Kamori) "OOOHHHH MY EYES~ HEY YOU, JIRAKI OR WHATEVER IT IS DON'T YOU DARE MESS WITH MY FRIENDS OR ELSE. IMMA GOIN' TO SLEEP"
"Um, let's say Kamori was, uh, sleepwalking or something."
"follow xeta's example from yesterday and stabs phoenix down on spark's foot"
"* Rai demands a bedtime story"
"I will! except they'll all start with the phrase 'once upon a time'"
";A; WELL I DON'T CARE I MEAN who names themselves poffin"
" xeta i have just received a message from my mom saying that i am to go to bed by 11 today ;A;"
"my arms are jelly-like right now but other than that, fine~ blame it on swim practice|D"
"brb obeying poffin and getting her chocolate lol;;"
"jello cake..interesting is it like my arms"
" it was nice meeting you too! come back soon! and yes, there are plenty of amazingly awesome people on here <3"
"just do it while your roommate's out shhhh"
"They're okay. Except when you accidentally knock them off the table or something and then MINI HEART ATTACK jfaksljfasl;"
"ajffj;l Wait Skyy ;A;"
"Two spiders decided to reside in my room and I'M TERRIFIED OF ARACHNIDS why are they always in my room and not Poof's I don't understand..? They're sort of just chilling on the ceiling every time I walk in my room and it's absolutely horrifying because one of them is the size of a quarter."
"Wait but shucklemuffins have like, floppy limbs and not paws"
"OHMYGOSH" ... "You changed your name \owo/"
"Your base is so rainbow though *u*"
" The baby is sleeping e___e And snoring"
" ....She just woke up and went back to Subeta. Wow."
"IDK man, she has the most amazing sleeping abilities"
"Like the other day, she came into my room and decided to fall asleep and snore and I tossed a book at her"
" Although, I really hate the Silent Realm trials"
" Yeah, it's like, GET CHASED LIKE CRAZY. Oh and Sky I want to see! owo"
"Sheeeeep ... Someone told me to say hi to you owo"
"Right, my bad. Anyhow, Rai here, and I'm probably quite unrecognizable because it's TEMCO Day."
"Oh, I'm playing Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor and I just got an email stating that three people will be murdered by a snowman at 1:00 pm."
"Lol, I suppose I'm always lurking?"
"It was dull, lol. I pretty much sat there for three hours doodling and reading Don Quixote under my desk. //shot"
" Yup yup, I don't get to sleep late on Saturdays as I would like to ;__;"
" Very well then, Whis. Blame it all on Rai."
" Lol, I'm avoiding work >u>"
" xDD They are the best packing peanuts, lol"
"I started school in California and they allowed me to enroll because you could start school there as long as you were like the required age by the end of the year rather than when school began"
"Then when I moved to Washington they were all, she should be in first grade, except I had already finished first grade, lol"
"Poof and I bought a box of crayons yesterday but the violet and red violet come out as blue streaks when I used them. :( What the heck, crayon company. ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A PURPLE CRAYON."
"Sleep is wonderful shhhh"
"I WOULD ACTUALLY BE OKAY WITH THE AO ONI WATCHING ME...MAYBE"
" Dunno, sometimes there are just people I don't want to talk to or I have nothing to add to the conversation? xD"
" Drawing all those frills and ribbons and whatnot is my guilty pleasure hehe"
" I can...turn on the mic and then have it pick up the sound from the speakers? But then'd you have to deal with keyboard noises and Poof and I making noise, probably"
"DROP EVERYTHING AND SCREAM AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. And then run around in circles and panic for a while. :D Then hightail it out of that creepy place with the marbles."
" Oh, hehe! Yay for creepers creepin' on my tumblr \owo/"
"SWEET DAYS OF GLORY, THOSE RP DAYS"
" BUT WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN PRESENT"
"Poffin gives the cat love"
"I did it again. I made dinner but forgot to cook rice."
"LOL. YES, POFFIN IS MY PET-SLAVE-THING"
"I have 3 weeks left actually, lol. And I'm just like, college is great... when I'm not pulling all-nighters or stressing myself out, at least haha"
""I'll put it in slowly, one piece at a time." *Proceeds to drop 6 chunks of curry at once.*"
"I turned off my light to go to sleep then realized it's not even dark outside anymore"
"Today at work a customer put their card on the counter instead of handing it to me and honestly I was just like but...why.... I even reached my hand out to you... *struggles to pick up card*"
"Why does everyone call Typh a lolicon?"
"Sorry Typh, I'm busy making my next 10 million in the casino. Almost there"
"u____u but I still like him, y dis"
"*aggressively plays poker*"
"omfg LET ME LIVE GUYS"
">:U WHAT A LOLI"
"SPARK WRITING FANFICTION ABOUT YUISIS. my favorite"
"also just. I can't. my reputation.... gambling addiction LOL"
"I s2g the amount of work I put in for u, edgelord"
"I can almost do the second upgrade but I need more damn souls"
"blood, tears, and sweat, AND NOW SOULS. what more does he want from me JK"
"it's ok Spark feel free to bully the rabbit I regularly drag it with me by the ears to fight omegas lol"
"it's ridiculously warm today orz //absorbs solar death rays"
"this is where my casino journey starts lmao... I saw Feower and was like, hm, I gotta be able to smack him. LETS HIT THE POKER TABLES"
"A thirst that only water could quench"
"water rate up is tempting but I gotta save my crystals for my beloved e~e"
"pls don't murder the local watermemer for occult activities"
"I rule over the h2o but cannot quench my own thirst"
"Even if it says "hand-wash only", it goes in the machine"
"Rai has an edgelord to win over"
"//pounds table on fists"
"i see u and ur harem with my telescope, Typh. all seeing telescope except I did not see Katalina coming for me"
"but can we marinate it like a small baby"
"I still haven't finished with Gawain myself... but Gawain is no edgelord"
"but in truth elysian Rai can't keep a tune"
"taking the meaning of the expression "be there or be squared" to the next level JK"
"I just wanna sleep more why can't I sleep damnit ajdhfjsks"
"Rai is supreme dictator now JK"
"true love is when u go on a bear hunt for ur beloved"
"when mother betrayed me and stole my donut JK"
"but does Typh do his taxes in bed!? JK"
"hi guys my name's Ri now"
"hand wash only stuff gets put in a laundry net and goes in too"
"Ri washing handwash-only items is Ri throwing them in a net and telling them to watch out for each other in the machine"
"Ri cuts no corners when it comes to true love! JK"
"Typh ur not into this r u?????"
"damnit Feower put on the swim trunks"
"im crying, Ri became edgy herself to fill the void that edgelord left"
"I can give rings to edgelord?!"
"I feel that the thirst should have stopped by now considering that I have 5* edgelord now, but......."
(Valentine's day) "All edgelord talked about was Tien Q-Q ......"
"I'm a little sad they don't show me Edgelord skins but IM ALSO GLAD MY WALLET IS SAFE FOR NOW"
":( when u shelled out so much time and effort and rupies..... my rupies...... for this damn golddigger and he doesn't even acknowledge u when u give him chocolates"
""today is white day huh?? hm hm should get something for Tien" Feower u jerk what about me"
":U I have never heard of Hotstar LOL"
"I have 400+.... //swims in meat chunks"
"HEY not everrything goes in the pile because of thirst!!!!"
"if there is a hell into which Xetu jumps someday along the line Ri will surely jump down too"
(ri wats hotstar) ">:| Xetu, u too?! nande!!!!"
"listen ri may be driven by thirst but she's not a complete dumbass"
"they're still attacking me. "it's terminal," said the doctor. "she's dying from thirsting too much""
"Xetu would Shomei offer me alcohol if I went to eat with them"
~ Rai^cool

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rehler
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"Whatever happened to the underwater layout that was originally for this Route 50?"
~ rehler

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ReshiramFire
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(As Spinda) "Deoxys is like a pokedex! Cool!"
~ ReshiramFire

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Rogambit
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(as Sparkleaf) "bwahahahaha fear my mighty temp banhammer and incredible ability to walk away from my computer without logging off"
~ Rogambit

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Ronin
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"God, what happened here? Last time I was here this was an active community. Now when I look at the forum I see most of the posts are at least 2 weeks old. Even some PINNED threads have last posts from years ago! WTH!? "
~ Ronin

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Rosebunny
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"Also. There's a mutant vampirebug in that corner D: *point* you should, like, stare at it for an unnecessarily long amount of time while I loot y-- uh, stare at furniture with admiration << >> :D"
"*runs back to own base with a large sack containing... stuff, then back again* Oh my god, Sparkleaf, all your furniture has vanished D8 gasp."
"By the way Sparkleaf, do you have any, say, safes or vaults round here that one Cubchoo could break into, -or perhaps hidden posessions of high value? I mean, I might have to guard them... >> *nonchalant whistle*"
"Estimate 'till the explosion: eh, eight seconds ago ;;"
"Hell yeah, that'll do 8D ...Uh, I mean - yes, I shall serve my duty as guardian of that box well *salutes*"
"That isn't just any ol' crosspen, I'll have you know - it's cursed D8 *dramatic gasp* That thing has blown my igloo sky high way way too many times with... magic?"
"I'll hide in a bucket now..."
"Oh and, Twill's box of gems left to get some... fresh air, that's why it vanished so suddenly C:"
" ♥ Say, if this place catches gos boom, won't fire spread? Y'know, like... everywhere? D8"
"Yep, cardboard boxes need excercise too ;3"
"Yeah, the odd something-majig of inspiration just struck me again x3 like a ninja"
"Don't worry, I already have you added as a friend, I think c: So I won't start running around in circles screaming my head off, ehe~ DURR, GPX PALS FOREVERRRR <3"
"Well, I guess this is goodbye for now D: Have fun for me! ;.; andeatlotsofexoticfoodtoohahax3"
"wait, wait. it's an illusion ade to entice bewildered passerbys into the infernal, labryinthine complex where it slowly digests the aforementioned victim."
"Ah, the caverns which I inadvertantly produced. <3"
"* SkyGummi skedaddles with her disillusionment"
"it has been a long time, ahaha. c; and it's nice to be back, I s'pose. I'll leave you all to your conversation now"
"Thank you all, though. ♥ things to do though, eh? and h'fun yes yes"
"I-I've only just realised that with such a lenient character limit, I'm able to roleplay on my base. I wonder, is that permitted? :'I Ohoho... perhaps not? :'D //sillygum"
"* SkyGummi tricerataps foot on the rain-bloated, unpromising land of somewhere"
"let's play a new game of mine... i call it... three cookies, thirty seconds"
"//as gummi remains perplexed by the puzzle of the flour and has now spoiled cookies with the delicious taste of soye sauces,"
"thank u sparkleaf - people shoot me for i am a very rare form of sadness that manifests as poorly conceived puns and jokes. puns and jokes centered around food."
"from... food. I am the enchanted food that appears during romantic evenings and ruins everything yes"
"if you are scared, just remember that gummi is scarier :'D"
"but it's morning now, the day needs you, your time is up //walks away wiggling jellyfish hands"
"i am the ancient shadow that has swallowed them all" "fades away"
" i am the omnivore of all omnivores, i eat stars, souls, light... actually, maybe not, vegetables are a no for me haha "
"I mean, I would, but I've sort of had my fill for the day u a u;; "
" I will see you later, my good friends, as I leap from the otherworlds "
"* Rosebunny lurks to deflect attention that may reveal hideous route subjugation intentions"
" as you cast your eyes to me, watch as my underlings carry out an invasion :'D"
"keep your eyes closed if you wish to remain as you are, 'okay', or a husk of yourselfl. Please do, actually -- it makes control much easier, and your determination to rebel can be used against you. Forget the notion of allies -- friends are pieces for you to play with, and if you win, you gain their soul. If you gain souls, you will not feel sad any more."
"Do not act as though you are mortal, or bearing flaws. If you do, you are one who revels in dirt, and cannot be redeemed. We, the galaxial order, do not need anything less than divine if it comes wrapped in soiled flesh, and selfishness."
"do you educated students pay close attention to all subjects? i believed it a better idea to forget monotonous subjects and instead recieve harsh glares for studying preferred material, ehehe"
i p much just ignore all subjects uninteresting"
(Re: Australia) "land of heat and cancer"
"leg is swung away with great force, rolls vertically like a merrie-go-round and then fliAES BACK AT U WITH FULL FORCE HIYAH dragon sort of kick go"
~ Rosebunny

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Ryu
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"Fangirlism is a little scary ...Like Edward fans... *shudder*"
"All the girls were like "HAY TAYLOR CAN YOU HOWL FOR ME?" And they practically scream when they see him half naked in the movie"
"My God, I think my memories of Pokemon have just been ruined D: L-look at that thing. It came straight from Hade's domain D8"
"We can no longer hug our pokemon because they will either stab us to death with their mustaches or drag us down back to Hades"
(Re: Garbodor) "Isn't it obvious, Spark? It's where the creator put all his gum and said, "OH HAY I CAN MAKE THAT INTO A POKERMANZ AND MAKE 150""
(Re: Crustle) "he was helping out his kid with his homework. 'at least i can sit on it'"
"GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE BROKEN ALL THE TIME, KEYBARED?"
"Ohyus it shall never ennnd I've almost completed this quest! I shall get my freakin 50 gold and one Mac soon >:'D"
"Very ♥ Who knows what magical potions and wands can be bought with so much gollld"
~ :userRyu:


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Selas
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" Because Hanamaru is like the new Kotori (obvious best girl)"
"The art Frosti drew of them was for me, because I'm shameless in asking her to make me ship art"
"Go sleep for the both of us! hahah..."
- Selas

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Seromi
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"The insane and verbally random trainer: Sero."
"Scorch. *holds up an Infernape twice the size of a regular one*"
"HOLY PIKANESS, THIS IS OSM! >D ...BUT THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE~! QuQ"
"Crackolate: a creation of mine that makes a person insane and hyper for three months"
"*takes off Gulpin from Poki's head and give it back to her* Jeez, grams. You and gramps are stranger than Pope, EeveeFan and pops all combined. <<"
"LEMMING POWER >8D *jumps off cliff*"
"*coughs* As I've said before... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE *jumps off a cliff, again*"
"YEEEEEEEES! *throws Sero and Spark in SC and shoots them again*"
"STOP THE INSANITY HERE AND POST INSANITY IN THE CHATROOM. D8<"
" OH MY LORD, TEMCO HAS INVADED THE CHATROOM! RUN FOR YOUR PUNY LIVES, RUNNN."
"*is shot in the shoulder* GRAHH THAT HURT. *takes out a chainsaw and revs it up*"
"I'm gone for at least a minute or two, and then I get 7 flashes. STOP THE INSANITY HERE AND GO INSANE IN THE CHATROOM. D8<"
"Grandpa: Insane scientist Quilava. End of story. xD"
"OH DEAR GOD, IT'S LUUUXEH! LUUUXEH I LURVE YOU HAVE MY FISHSTICKS! *throws fishsticks at you*"
"Hey, have this Shiny Stone, 'cause you're the only one who shines in my eyes."
"*sneaks into base* ...where's my birthday present? =_=+"
" Gro, Gro honey, Gro, GRO HONEY DON'T DIE ON MEEEEEEEEE"
"... Sparkle, you punished my child without my consent? e_e"
"Oh yeah. LEMMINGS FTW SUCKAS. *jumps off a cliff*"
"Grahhh I want to cry longer but THE TEARS JUST REFUUUUUSE."
"That reminds me. I should be reading this science book for biology next year. Ehh, it can wait next week when I'm done writing out chapters for PMD."
"Sheesh he's being really desperate for scratches and belly rubs. xD "
"... I suddenly have this urge to write a million stories."
"SPARKLE. DID YOU STEAL MY CHOCOLATE?"
"ALSO SPARKLE, I SHALL- ... AU DID YOU JUST SHOOT MY BABY?"
"* Seromi eventually crossbreeds a Rainbow with a Dog to create Rainbow Puppies."
"I feel like Sierra isn't suited for ridiculously long hair, so do you mind if I gave her a boy haircut or something?"
"Basically Navarr's having an affair with Kat but he's proposing to Swotsy and I interrupted the scene since it's clich."
"Bible historians have been questioning what Jesus was writing on the floor. One theorized that Jesus had been writing down the names of the women the Jewish teachers committed adultery with... In short: Jesus just owned some Jews."
"I'm actually very curious what I'll look like in CURSE form. Wait, is CURSE an acronym of some sort that you haven't thought of yet??"
"That day of when Navarr ate up all the letters was glorious."
"fdsjl what... how does a childish show like mlp keep me watching it for the entire episode"
" now i understand why there's a fandom of all ages for the show... fjadslk the universe makes sense again"
"Yes, yes I do got some swag."
"skai babe gimme some hugs"
" ... i come back from walking my dog and i see this insanity"
" wait does that mean i have a bancannon"
"* Seromi dramatically hands Kat the badge while a Zelda "Item Get!" soundtrack plays."
"That weird triangle state with New York and the Washington DC close by."
"GG, gimme a freshMEAT five!"
"what? It's only a high five celebrating the fact that we're both freshmen!"
"Don't mind me, a freshmen, sitting back and envying your cool projects."
"Just two more people who will be stuck with girls. :D"
"And then people will get attached to her before she dies! :D"
"My OTP is Navarr x tazer. Fight me." (Hearted by Navarr, Fexible, Frosti, Bee, Sparkleaf, IcyCastform, Darklite)
"dude at least you don't have a follower calling herself your butt"
" a bunch of stars spelled out my name and suddenly jumped off a cliff like a horde of suicidal rodents??"
"my mom's a butt | she just | is a butt."
" no but seriously she nearly fed my hand to my dog >:0"
"a divine sign from the heavens unintentionally killing navarr... sounds legit"
"hELP I'M HAVING ......... teenager feels"
"GDI FROSTI FLOAT UR BUTT BACK TO EARTH"
"or you could consult with satanists and summon satan to help out with your post"
"tell me guys... who's excited for the apocalypse??? :D"
"//trips over a rock somersaults over a fence and flies into the atmosphere into outer space and explodes into a supernova//"
~ Seromi

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Sheep
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"Whaaat? Why won't she let you go to sleep? Ridiculous. I haven't heard any parents say you can't go to sleep unless there's something important, but my mom would love it if I slept really early."
"Adins command. Not you...Or do they not? I have no clue because Navarr doesn't seem so good at that."
"Navarr: Bring back ponies please?"
" Twill: OHGOODNESS. THAT JUST PUT A WRONG IMAGE IN MY HEAD."
"Twill: Okay fine. Just post in 0.00000 seconds."
"(Timothy) OHMAHGAWD. THE FINGERPRINT SCANNER JUST MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT. LIKE, SERIOUSLLYYY."
"Eeveebot chose uncensored out of censored, and uncensored (asked by Sheep)"
"Woo! Ninja star~ +star"
"ewe"
" I'm watching a cat eating toilet paper :DD"
"Take us with you into your bed >:O"
"* Sheep has fled from the wrath of Sero" " ;A; she's forcing me to do my homework."
"You take some trucks then some pits, some trucks then some pits. You got a truck pit stack."
"Swots, yer new name sort of makes my eyes mistaken it as Xetaja."
"why you change yer name, man? D: now I'll think you're a total strangerrr :I"
"... what's that? //barfs rainbows"
" lol I thought you said kat, rai, soup xD;"
" woah, at first I thought "ramshackle" was a shackle for rams, but it actually means almost collapsing; rickety; shaky."
" lol why would rams need shackles anyway :D"
"I never knew there were so many words in the English language ;u; just makes my life better somehow"
"kay, it's official that "rapprochement" gets one of the best pronunciations after "rendezvous"
"I cannot believe that I am actually crying tears of happiness over work."
"Heey, what are you doing? I'm totally not trying to make a convo just to avoid work."
"I'm doing good! Not doing any homework tonight, which will probably bite me in the butt later, but I really need to relax. @_@"
" 'I never leave home without my party cannon C:' "
"tmi stands for touch my icons, yes"
""frosti, you are a magical kingdom... hello, you are a magical kingdom"
"lol playing in the woods sounds dark"
" everyone, it's closing time. please leave the chatroom in an orderly fashion... if that's even possible"
~ Sheep^cool

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Shadowcorphish
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"What is the deal with japanese ninja frogs?"
"You know, twitch is playing FireRed now, and they accidentaly chose Dome. Everyone went ballistic"
"At Otakon 2012, they were giving away Kyubey masks. Everyone had one, and it felt like I was in the middle of a cult"
- Shadowcorphish

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SkyWarrior
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"fah fah fah"
(Darkrai-as-Skyribbon) "I'll just bring them the wrong way and my master can be all happy then I can get a treat"
(Torch) "He did have a few times he was being look at or something, but all he could see was Moon and Rose, they would never look at him. Right?"
"Ha ha, pay back time... Your bannded, Twilla, for eatting my tails all the time"
"Frosti, they're scaring me D:"
"POST IN SC NOW MON D8< OR I SET YOU ON FIRE"
"OKAY... WHAT RP.... STEB, YES! I WANT YOU TO POST THERE NOT YOU MISSY D8< YES I CALL YOU A GIRL NOW MOVE THOSE FINGER I WANT THEM TO BE ALL OVER THIS KEYBOARD NOW MOVE IT!"
"GET YOUR LAZY BUTT UP AND POST LIKE NEVER BEFORE O:< I WANT TO SEE THOSE FINGERS TYPING A POST MISSY! ONE TWO ONE TWO! NO SLACKING HERE!"
"GO POST IN STEB NOW TWIX OR ELSE! >:C"
"*growls* TWILL! POST IN STEB! NOW! D:<"
"POST IN PTTR NOW OR I WILL BITE YOU D8<"
"DUMP WATER ON TWILL D8<"
"TWILL YOU BETTER GET YOUR LAZY FINGERS AND START TYPING! GOD GAVE YOU FINGERS FOR A REASON NOW POST! D8<"
"TWILL, IF YOU DON'T POST I WILL MAKE DIAGLA HIT YOU WITH ONE ITS BEAMS >:C NOW GO POST NOW!"
"TWILL, POST IN SC OR YOU WON'T HAVE A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE >:C"
"WHO KNOWS, NOT ME! I'M JUST COMING UP WITH STUFF AS I TYPE! xD"
"I want to burn Darkrai in comic D:"
"....I just wanted to yell at you >:D"
"I want that Raichu and cookie D:"
"Starlight is popluar... Everyone runs up to her or her appearance rings a bell in someone's head"
"My icon is so awesomeness~ ♥ -cough- sorry ^^;"
"I saw in my owl book, a owl name TWILLA"
"NO NOT THE DOLL! IT'S BACK TO HAUNT ME"
"goodness, I don't wanna type any more of my story but I do ;~ ; OMG"
"I'm just thinking about stuff and typing it in on top of my head o3o"
"You don't like me nor my RPs~ ? D8"
"YOUR OFF YOUR ROCKER D:<"
"what if I don't want your love? D:<"
"oh no he didn't -snaps fingers at Arcues- <.<"
"GOT TO GO ♥ GHOST WHISPER IS COMING ON~"
"GOSH SPARKS, SO MANY EEVEES ON YOUR BASE"
"what gender are you of? *bad at remembering things like that*"
"Also I don't really like RPing as Jewel ;~ ; she is rather boring ... that's what I'm going to do >:O NO MORE CRY BABY JEWEL"
";~ ; -cries- someone, cap lock me to post... and make me not talk on here at all D:"
"I posted o3o ...but I'm NOT done so don't even think of reading it!"
"YOU DON'T KNOW ME SPARKS! I WILL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT"
"BRAIN FART 8D I LOVE THOSE TWO WORDS"
"OKAY FROSTI, POST IN PS OR ELSE ANA IS GOING TO GET ALL LONELY AND SO WELL PENELOPE ALL BECAUSE YOU WERE LAZY"
"THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, MINUS WALKING THE DOGS :D"
"SWEET I YELL AT MY DAD XD AND GET AWAY WITH IT"
"PTTR NEEDS A LOT OF ATTENTION WATCHA TALKING UP!"
"Ah, okay. I know how you feel I was about sleep on the computer I was so tired yesterday xD"
"PTTR MAN! GAHOOL TOO ...http://www.route50.net/forum/2923/1#62566 THIS YOU TWIZZLER D8<"
"it was honestly suppose to be twill but it looked like a girl xD so yeah..."
"Quilavas must be smexy or something because when Torch evolved, everyone started falling in love with him"
"Oh by the way, you better get posting PttR before I kill! GO! :0"
"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED FALL DOWN WITHOUT ME D8"
"I know your probably going to leave us soon as you enter xD"
"MY OLD SCHOOL WOULD HAVE TURNED ME INTO A MURDER D8<"
"YOUR ICON IS SO CUTE! ♥ NOW SPEAK!"
"LUNCH LADY -points at darkrai-"
"BUT YOU JUST ATE OUR STUFF D8 ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?"
"people D: we should post to a bunch of places! ;~; please?"
"YOU POST NOW FROSTI BEFORE YOU ARE GROUNDED TO THE BURNING FLOOR D:< AND I WILL BE UP THERE, LOOKING DOWN ON YOU, LAUGHING"
"cry a river, build a bridge then get over it c:"
"gosh parents need to stop adopting kids :1 our house will blow up soon enough"
"if I had to argue to get Chrome I don't think my dad would download a better drawing system thing"
"GET YOUR LAZY SELF UP AND DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO! >:C"
"by the way, nice post frosti ;~; IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY"
"I didn't change my name, I was like, forced xD"
"WELL, BECAUSE OF ALL THE THREATS I USED I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANY MORE D8"
"then that would mean frosti married herself? o3o"
"Sky is here, reading all of your little sentences. ._."
"I deleted my forms DANG YOU BIG DELETE BUTTON DANG YOU TO THE FIRE CAGES"
"* SkyWarrior squeals then runs around with it around her neck all happy like"
"YOU CAN JOIN THE DELETE BUTTON CLUB"
"Single parent with two kids, lol I sound like some one on TV. :P"
"I wonder how it's going to go :P like three trainers ganging up on you and... ya o3o"
"Ya'll just asking to get pwn by Nichole"
"-uses epic slap- HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR QUEST THING? WE MUST NOT SLACK!"
(Rudy) "The mightyena grew sick of the woopers' blank faces, repeating their name none stop, jumping from side to side, it was all annoying."
(Ivette) "Quickly the Icysaur jumped into the battle"
(Torch) "He only wants me cause of my color. Wait you aren't one of those brain wash?! Shot, I said WAY too much info!"
(Torch) "he said putting his paws in fist form ( wait how did he do that..)"
(Nicole) "Making sure she didn't make a noise, she walk up to him and pull his hat down, covering his mouth "Come on sleepy head! Your helping us weather you like it or not!"
"(Spring) "The leafeon sighed as she watch her owner punish the boys, putting them in there place. Spring walk toward the guys, and snickered at them."
(Galactic Grunt) "THE CLOUDS DON'T LOVE ME NO MORE!"
(Galactic Grunt) "MOMMYISAIDDON'TGO!" he suddenly cried and quickly put his arms around Nichole, like a hug.
"lol xD if Harp was her she would stab you with that horn on her head"
"...THIS CONVERSATION IS SIMILAR TO THIS ONE CONVERSATION I REMEMBER xD"
(Jewel) "As long as he doesn't kill anything I'm okay, she thought, quickly licking her paw."
(Harp) "it then launch for her again and she dive down, he barely miss her. "Hehe, enjoy your rock meal?"
"THE GREAT SKY HAS BEEN AWAKEN FROM HER SLUMBER -throws confetti in the air to celebrate-"
"YOU CAN BE A LUVADISC FROSTI SINCE I KNOW YOU LOVE THEM"
(Amber) ""I will fly one day! Do you hear me sky!? I will!" Then she stomped one of her small back legs on the ground, she would, she would fly!"
"poor Amber, she never asked for any of that! all she wanted was to fly D8 -hears a wheel going in background-"
"*cracks fingers* Let a master yell"
"...SPARKS! >:1 YOUR FANS ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO WRITE MORE OF YOUR STORY! DO YOU WANT TO DISAPPOINT THEM AGAIN!? D8<"
"CHOCO... POST IN FALLING DOWN BEFORE I MELT YOU OVER A CAMP FIRE >:U"
"NOW GET TO WORK ON POSTING PEOPLE DUE TO YOUR LAZYNESS THIS PLACE HAS BEEN COVERED IN DUST! NOW POST AND NOT BE LAZY NOW POST POST POST NOW NOW NOW! >8U"
"PSSSH HOW DARE YOU AVOID RPS! NOT ON MY WATCH YOU DON'T! D8<"
"DO YOU WANT PF, THE SECOND RP TO OUR EPIC RP, PTTR, TO DIE AND TO NEVER BE FINISHED, LEAVING OUR AWESOME PTTR CHARACTERS TO DIE IN THERE CELLS"
" um.. SKY POWERS ACTIVATE -uses power on Frost's computer- c:"
" *drags frost to SC, wondering how many times Frosti died* I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES FROST HAS DIED"
"Good, brain explode is very good. c: And if you dare say ninjalol a lot you shall become very annoying as ever. c:"
"I KNOW YOU'LL BE ABLE TO THINK OF SOMETHING SNOWY >:0"
"Yes, I LOVE THE TASTE OF POWER IN MY PAWS"
"OH AND SPARKS, YOU BETTER GET TO WORK ON SAGA OR I WILL TELL FROSTI AND SHE WILL BE MAD AT YOU C: VERY MAD"
(Kisho) "'In my tree where I lived with my family they would call you two... love birds.'"
"I freaking love it >:0 you better continue or it's the blank room for you"
"hold up I need to do the dishes before my father some how has a cow :D"
{sic} "A tree jumped silently, the branch moved ever so slightly"
** "feeling sorry gets people no where c: feeling sorry doesn't get anything done" **
(Bee) "I feel... fluffy"
(Nicole) "Nichole followed the lucario, if the glareon didn't want to go she wasn't afraid to leave him there"
(Xetaja) "Max and I will be the judges, so people, please don't suck or put us asleep! Mainly beause I will send death to your front door."
"WE'RE AREN'T GOING INSANE THOUGH, ITS RATHER CALM!"
"Wait whaz? D: Hey... -points at sparks- since when was a unicorn here? D8"
"what, mae lives with me? D: -checks money-"
"SOUNDS GOOD now I must be off -throws demented moogle at swotsy- C8"
"bricks are better, I suggest you get them from DP"
"TOYS -chews on bags- C:"
"remember that cute white thing? IT TURNS INTO A DRAGON RAWR ...AND IT KEPT ON KILLING ME >:1"
"skankasn TWIGGY -kills rocks that must have been used for hiding under- YOU MUST PLAY THEM OR AT LEAST WATCH SOMETHING ABOUT THEM"
"STOP IT SERO, YOU AREN'T MY SKITTY FROM POKEPARK, SO STOP JUMPING OFF EVERYTHING ;W;"
"I hate these ribbon things of glareon" {sic}
" derp, well Rose's is just going to melt the barns "
"Where were her other were? Were they in trouble"
"'a low growl escaped from his trout'" {sic}
"oh god no, he has the toothpick sword -runs-"
"TWILL DO YOU WANT TO BE FOOD FOR MY PUPPY?! -points at Ridley from Other M- I THINK NOT!"
" -gets out demented Moogles- NOW GO TWIX POST AND WRITE, DON'T ROT IN THE COBWEBS OF LAZINESS. C8<"
(Nicole) "She opened her mouth and a jet full of flames shot out of her mouth and engulfed Chris. Was it cruel? In Nichole's language it meant 'Good morning sunshine~' so no, it wasn't cruel, it meant she cared... In a way."
"uh... I'll send new people after you and they'll try and um... eat you... yes, eat you"
"*suffers from a butt burn from being dragged* your lucky I can't feel my bum :u"
"CE HAS SECRET POCKETS -gets a hold of CE and shakes her- >:U I KNOW YOUR THERE CANDY."
"WHO STOLE MY TAILS THIS TIME AROUND U:< -has a flamethrower and isn't afraid to use it-"
"Torch sparkles~ he is so much hotter then any vampire though~yes 8D"
" :I DON'T MAKE ME TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES TO ENSURE THAT YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK."
" I AM SO FLIPPING BEHIND IN THIS ONE CLASS ;W; 15 sections of history notes... -sobsobsob-"
"ah, =w= I'm very tempted to throw my alarm clock out the window"
" it seems like its trying to tell me something but... I don't speak chair :c"
"TWILL DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A BOX FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? >:U DO YOU WANT TO BE UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND OTHERS? NO, YOU WANT TO SUCCEED! NOW GET GOING ON THAT BIDOOF ESSAY >:U"
"Torch: -eye twitches- let me burn her, please >:c" / "Me: Bad Torch! You can't burn anyone!" / "-starts to doodle Torch as an eevee-" / "Torch: ._."
"Suddenly, the pokemon she was using as transpertation took off, cleverly using his wines {sic} rather then his leaf blade"
"POPE GET OUT OF MY MINE ;V;" {sic}
"Furret power shall meet its match >:U WITH BUIZEL POWER.... nah, furret power shall shine <v<"
"can I have a flamethrower for that RP sero? :0"
"fff my mother is duct tape :1"
"fff I want to at least steal Snowy's element in DP's story D: I wanna fly"
"be quite you and post" {sic}
"EEEEK ITS TRANSFORMICE ALL OVER AGAIN -fails arms-" ... "* SkyWarrior burst into a pile of fur"
"SPRING NEEDS COME HERE, LIKE NOW >:C I WANT A BREAK"
" I HAVE BEEN FOUNDED OUT NOOOOOO -fleeflee... hits the door-"
"I would hug you guys to death but I won't get a chance to see it ;u;"
"YAY I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE~ I'm not yummy no mores~ joyous happy delicious jolly magnificent DAAAAAAAAAAAAYY"
"Oh... those creepy people that want to eat you ah... KICK THE ARSE TO THE CURB SPARKS"
" I got an hour in so far but from what I played its awful >:C NO I JUST PULLING YOUR LEEG ♥ ITS LOVE DUDET"
"oh twill, dance for the comment to C:"
"omfg, TYPO FAIRY I SWEAR TO THE GODS I WILL MANGLE YOU >:C"
"Ugh, I lack motivation ALL THE TIME snowytookmymotivation,Ijustknowit AHEM do you have a music device?"
"BURN >8U -spins around in a circle while using the flamethrower- "
"Well you know me Sparks, I WON'T FINISH IT ANY TIME SOON 8D"
"SPARKS GET TO WORK BEFORE YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN THE GUTTERS >:C"
"I love this smell in the air. It smells like.... posting <3""
there was one question that was just horrible xD;;" ... ":1 uuuuh" ... "how were we made c:"
"I keeping the RP on DA ;U; AZZZZUL WHY ARE SO HARD TO RP MY LOVE? TWT"
"oh sheeps present too BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS ME TO DRAW ///runs around screaming"
" I collected 300 eggs so now I'M A MOUSECOW ♥ cowbell~"
"too bad snowy, I want to see zuberi and lacy (I was about to type in lazy fff); :c "
"cause that means I get older and its most likely going to be boring as heck like usual ♥ //negative"
"Well, the story line is different 8D;;; ♥ //is a smartarse"
"I like Sky CAUSE THERE IS SHAYMIN"
"whoa, found one were Vic dressed as loud fff THOSE FAN GIRLS ARE LOUD >:C"
"FAN SCREAMS, THEY MAKE MY EARS BLEED TWT"
"TRADE OFF :D -gives RPing motivation for drawing skills-"
"oh snowy >:U there is this video and and and"
"YOU LOVED RAINBOWS EVEN BACK THEN :D"
" I would steal that but then I'm stealing myself"
"THESE BRUSHES ARE BEING A HOLES >8C THEY FREAKING DON'T WANNA WORK"
"well last time she kind of got mad when someone said her story was getting bored xD;; I love how this kept me up e_e"
">1 why must my computer be friends with errors"
"time for someone to get attacked by a furret but first, does chris have long sleves? c:"
" lol I remember trying to set everything on fire but it failed I think xD"
"Oh EB you're so wise and scary :D"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ANOTHER DEATH"
"I would say I'm out the part where the infernape is being an arse but thats the whole thing ovo"
" I don't eat ponies, I eat Nyan cats <3"
"YAY CLIFF JUMPING <3" "* SkyWarrior flies"
"I'm an epic over rated fire dog ninja 8| so eat that"
"forehead of a mother D: it makes me have to make an account"
" it died like a rock cause rocks can die in my logix... and logic is spelled logix now <C<;;"
" C: ///is a route50 police hound"
"writer's block needs to go to heck"
" I amazed my dad ;u; yay point for sky ...I typed two full sentences without looking C8"
"lol 'I and U are together but under that is jk'"
"hey, its the route50 pet, Timothy :D"
"TWILL IF YOU DON'T POST BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN, HORRIBLE UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS! ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN SPEAK OF THEM SINCE I AM A HOUDOOM, AKA A HELLHOUND. NOW ANYWAYS, OUR CHARACTERS WILL STAY IN SNOWPOINT CITY FOREVER AND EVER AND FREE TO DEATH AND STEB WILL DIE WITH THEIR HORRIBLE DEATHS. C8"
"I must fine this anti me and kill her! >:1 Lol and I love what I did to Pope >:c SET ON FIRE ALWAYS SOLVES PROBLEMS!"
"I respect your opinions as long you don't go: OMGAWD THIS IS LIKE SUCH AN EPIC MOVIE"
" who would be Peeta? 8| if Pope is then I'll eat the berries or kill him 8|"
"lol... you guys and your ponies ...//has a pony base"
(Nicole) "Chris was the kind of guy that wouldnt dish out the first punch, that was Nicholes job!"
(Nicole) "She didnt know if her face turned pink or red; she was just so embarrassed that the little girl saw through her like a terribly written book"
(Nicole) "She knew by the attitude of this journal that it was Katelins handy work, ugh that devil child."
(Nicole) "She tore the page and stuffed it in Tundras face; the dragon ate the page and Nichole toss the black note book, not caring where it landed; It was no use to her now."
(Blagden) "He tossed the crumbled paper up in the air and Tundra gladly open his mouth and swallowed the paper whole, he was starting develop a taste for paper."
" my cell phone case scared the shiz out of me //thought it was a spider"
" I like being in this room //bounces about like Pinkie Pie"
"Sky is just that awesome that her weapon changes often :D"
"*SkyWarrior drinks math wash" ... "*mouth" ... "tastes like numbers"
" I can't even see yours sparks D:"
my mom's car died at the edge of where we live" ... "not bad though, she needs a walk //rude and mean"
"yeah unless you want to be lazy butt head that won't be spared from being sent to the fire pits"
"Right behind Nichole was Mitzy the shiny glaceon that bounded behind all of them. She just found this funny and took it upon herself to be in the chase line, in style. A big grin was place on her elegant face as she jumped up and down right behind Nichole."
" why is this ice cream truck so fast? 8| 'OH THERE IS NO KIDS SO LETS HURRY UP SO THEY WON'T GET IN MY RAY OF VISION~'"
"that was like four to five years ago" ... "little me is great to hear about :D"
"little me was adorable and annoying ^v^"
" gtg TIME TO GO OVER MY MOM'S ANNOYING FRIEND'S HOUSE <3" ... "ALSO POST" ... "Sky has spoken <3"
"I'm always tempted to download Chrome behind my parents' backs e_________e so sick of this IE shiz"
"You make it sound like he is an annoying pet. xD"
"gawd doesn't pope know I'm trying to move the plot ;U; ASDFDG"
"TORCH'S STORY STOP WITH THE BLOCKS! SKY RAAAAGE"
"Nichole isn't stealthy... she is yell-ey"
" Okay, time to post //cracks fingers"
"Good, got a new router for Wi-Fi thats not hooked up, hopefully it'll be better 8D;;"
"So sparks, hows writing cause I'm guessing thats what you're doing right now. c:"
"I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD SUCK TO NOT COMMENT ANY MORE D: NOW. I. DO."
"chrome use C<" ... "*abuse"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR FUTURE KIDS THESE DAYS //dies"
"WHERE DID YOU RUN OFF TO MOTIVATION? HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME! D<"
"homework can be in hell fire as long as I don't work that day cause I don't want to see it"
"I posted in four RPs so far TwT"
" then Dallas is going to have to be like... 2'06" or something D;
"OH GOD A GLACEON WILL BE TALLER THEN HIM BY AN INCH. NINTENDO DO YOU USE RANDOM NUMBERS OR SOMETHING... WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE"
" maybe pokemon is a new version of Soviet Russia or whatever its called? <X<;;"
"skywarrior no like post like that"
"Oh Sparks, I'm tempted to make Zuberi turn into a flareon and... set him on fire xD"
"Seeeeeeooooooo" ... "post in HS <3" ... "<33333333"
"TWILL //lightning flashes overhead dramatically"
"walmart is nasty, crowded, scary after dark and its fing every where D;"
" ewww don't get your blood on my tails now //so concern"
" Nurse maid coolio to the rescue!"
" Me and Twill's pokesonas c: ... Twill trying to eat my tails of course <X<"
" MAE HOW WAS SHOPPING AT HELL? DID YOU SEE MY CO-WORKERS?"
" I-its not bad at all Niv, I honestly wouldn't stalk me cause I tend to post a bit... okay a lot. :D;;"
"I like four legged things more than two legged, so thats my reason for your persona being tough twix c:"
"but THANK GOD FOR THE RECOVERY THING OR I WOULD BE CRYING IN THE CORNER CUSSING AT MY COMPUTER IN MY MIND"
" I am in a secret cold cave :D" ... "ssssh its just between you and me kay? no else totally read that"
" its the most epic holy s attack in the history OF RPS" ... "you will pee your very clothes in it's awesomeness man"
" I remember our old goal was to escape from the brainwash land but then it went to DESTROY DESTROY"
"I need to start writing about SC hitting morning... and Starlight going crazy"
"ooo sounds almost like Starlight at that moment"
"its a late b-day present <3" ... "I hope you get one :'3" ... "amazing games are coming out for it" ... "seriously"
"TWILL I SEE YOU" ... "sparks i see you too" ... "don't flee or use your invisible clock D:"
"Darren is awesome and I must say, when ever Rosemary gets confidence he shall dearly pay :D"
" ajfk I make too many RPs... all the ones that have been named were made by me //emo corner"
"thanks ♥ I hope whenever StEB and PF finish I can be able to make an last airbender RP~"
"but my vulpix isn't sexy as Ninetales D:"
"meat is murder, MURDER IS MURDER :D"
"she got pee off at me cause once I blew up her little death car before she could kill my other friend's character xD lol"
"StEB's plot was all simple like then it just EXPLODED into complex... just like PttR"
"Your base <333 //stays here and makes camp"
" I like thunder :D"
"I'll be off so avoid my parents' rage 8D good luck on that post"
" Nichole is base off how I want to act xD lol and she is base off a like... 3 year old character of mine oh gosh"
" OH NO, ITS THE STARE MASTER" ... "EVERYONE SCATTER D8"
"I'm always hesitate when I buy something with my own but if its my parents I know exactly to get |c"
" demon bird... get my gun"
" oh my gosh, I was about to call Chris Twix e_e otl"
" I'm in too many RPs :D I drown often"
"haha awesome picture, mind if I can keep that :D"
"SPARKS SPARKS DID YOU SEE MY POST <3"
"no, OURS, together. NO NO NO NO I JOKE AJFKSSFF Poor sparks, walmart is awful D:"
"lol poor sparks ... I can imagine you crawling under something all sad and gloomy xD"
" YESSSS SKYFEATHER IS CLOSE TO JAYFEATHER <333333"
" MY NAME MEANS FLOWER IN JAPANESE C8"
":D I see no problem with that"
"owo you guys are your conversations, I swear"
"MOON did Crystal sleep next to Rudy or no D8 uggh mooooon cooome heeeeerrreeee"
" everyone wants my character" " in more ways then one <v<" "seeee"
"OH but first, Xeta, that doll that Aron has, what happens if he threw it away? Would it magically come back? 8D;"
"as long as it isn't a clown doll I'm okay"
"Back in the day sky use to be a brainless extrovert that annoyed everyone with her non stop talking and ignored/told on bullies but then she became introvert when changing schools and listened to bullies >w< so yeah~ but that was in the past :3 and its best to leave it there any how, no one bullies me any more >w< //knocks on wood"
" I want to make another Warriors RP since my last one died in like... a day :D"
"duuude sparks, Scheil should have caught a rabbit"
"This is when bad words are thrown across the chat >:C fff this madness I no like"
"Allow me to hug your guard ninetales please? *c*" ... "YAY <33333 ///gets burned to ashes"
"'Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party Insyte Fangirl Club?' YES, I was the first member, I think... but then I was like *jumps off bandwagon... then like after a day jumps back in* So yeah :D"
"At far away I thought the cat had some facial hair but it was actually a jack-o-lantern mouth oh how I fail. I really love those eyes though <33333"
" there must be some power of each region that changes pikachu's level to the down levels 8|"
"Haha it shall be done >D also good post~>w< I might have make Crimson a bit tick off at being saved."
"Sparksssss <3333 this is amazing! ;3; I look forward to having the other character come <33"
"D:<<< what an insulting gesture! I shall throw these books >C //throws violently"
"^^;; I'm hoping for 002's story be my 200 upload (lol 002's name is 200, how ironic)"
"Mmm, this story is going to need a warning 8| what do you expect, have you not read the information about FEARs? xD;;"
"ssssparkssss did you sssee my posssst"
" "I wanna learn Spanish soooo bad ;3;" -gets it- "I-I don't like this :C""
" They're funnier to draw if they're on all fours <V< at least, in my opinion anyways"
"Oh I did that then I copied the story that Snowy edited and I just forgot XD oops as those running presidents say now a days~"
" lol I never liked him >w< but like, I don't full out hate him ♥ I just can't"
"Thanks xD;; you're very fluffy aren't you?"
" every time I see Curse I think of my pokesona :U"
"Its weird though, I can't find my Sai pictures so I have screenshot them and paste them in paint <V<"
"SSSSPARKSSS I AM NOT JUST COMPANY D: /jkjk"
"lol you like to be difficult don't ya'? <V< I'll try my best"
" Rosemary is Nichole's opposite then Roke is opposite of Chris :"
" I-I'm thinking of a p-post <V<;; j-just give me a couple of hours"
"oh my gosh >C STOP THE SHOVING ME BACK IS GOING TO BREAK"
"get a mightyena 8| and name it Rocky ... that my challenge <V<"
(At 11:25, Pacific Time) "sorry gtg dinner ewe so early for it too"
" I think if Nichole was a pony her cutiemark would be a time gear"
"Maybe we're all an Xeta"
" omgosh, Poki's base ewe"
"I know right sparks xD do people post there to purposely to tick us off?"
"chat flood aknxsmc" ... "can't survive this water" ... ";3; //clings to lifeline"
"my dad game me a wet willy while I was playing ;3;"
"FFFF keeping hitting 'hide' instead of 'reply', excuse me while I KO myself."
"its SO FUDGING AMAZING EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE"
"I tried to make my characters deep 8| so many layers in characters is so much fun <3"
"Sure after my lazy spell is over! :D by the way, can you see my background? I can't ;3;"
"Aw darn, thats really odd psssh time to fine another N picture"
" It is xD and its worse that I left the charger at my friend's TwT"
"Ahaaha thanks Moon ♥ my base always has sexy men in it -shotshot-"
" ssssparksss why did you tell my friend that I told you to watch her? xD''"
"Yeah I hope so too ;3; also note that she is going to be really rude D: like Dark Inyste rude DD8"
"God that would suck if she came back to Inyste to only find him with another ninetales replacement"
";3; but that sucks. why are we so mean to our vulpix/ninetales? :'C"
"lol also, I find it funny that you say that she vanishes with a smile, as if it isn't bad at all but normal xD;;"
"my god why must pandora put on a naughty song on right when parents come it ewe"
"I was going to a sign on the steel box saying 'Skarmory has gone for out for a flight will be back soon <3' but lazy xD;;"
"First, last name? Sky, Warrior >|"
" god my mom c> screaming bs ... yesss she left <333"
" glareon likessss partiessss D: and 'tea'"
"I EAT HOMEWORK FOR DINNER OMNOMOM ... paper cut on the tongue ;3;"
""FFFFFF I KNOW YOU BUT YOUR NAAAAAAAME ESSSACPESSSS MEEEEE" - Amber :U"
" "black note rested against his fur" that note was suppose to be coat ewe"
"I just notice I had no music on the whole time |c slow me"
" should Candy throw a book at Darren? <V<"
"oh I'm gonna -hopefully- post there today ;D"
" PFFT WHY DID I IGNORE THAT? D< //punches past self"
" I don't understand light sources xD;;; my friend explain to me then as soon as she explain my memory black out and I forgot what she told me"
" time. to. REPLY."
" hnng you just want it to hit her xD"
" We're having a creative discussion? :D"
"pfft sparks xD I just can't win with ya' can I? <v<"
"so yeah... If I don't come here in a week then I was being a rebel I guess..."
" and its just, nothing is how I see it in my head and I just hate that xD;;; and also, I hate when I work on something hard and like it no one else seems to <v<"
"I don't xD I hate rainbow things"
"Sky tried to stand out. Sky used fustration! Sky failed to stand out..."
"I approve of being a pink snake ovo yay~"
"Sparksssss you think I'm such a bad cyber mom that I buy my kids weapons? No, they some how get it themselves owo"
"|8 so mae shoved a book in my flamethrower? or at the least, made big changes to my weapon...? someone is going to be grounded >:C"
"||||8 CE you're just asking to be murdered."
"Now what weapon, oh what weapon shall I use this time? A scythe? Perhaps bow and arrows, oh maybe those common house hold swords I have on my wall! Oh too many decisions~"
"twill sparks, everyone, hi :D" (Twill noms Sky's tails) "twill |:"
"I only read it if it has me in it ///shotshot jkjk ...I just sounded like a horrible classmate of mine oh god"
"oh have fun twixy! be ready for some RPing when you get back!"
" TWIGGY 8D ///glomps twiggy how does it feel to have a zorua as a cyber sister~? >v>"
" hnnng so tired of RPing today"
"OKAY SNOWY YOU BETTER WORK ON THAT PAPER, CAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YA DON'T, YOUR GRADES SHALL DROP YOU SHALL LIVE IN A BOX IN THE ALLEY WAYS! C:"
" my cap lock was ignored D8 ... how dare you guysss ... /me sobs"
"you guys and your facebook <v<"
"y u no post"
" I apparently love to make comics harder for myself TwT"
"I don't care! :D At least somone is posting"
" I have to go D: bye spam me with RP post >:1"
" Ah my phone is making everything blurry I can barley read the chat :c so bye"
"I need a brown that doesn't look like poo pfft >v>;; but I fail to find one"
"mmm webkinz is so like 2 years ago //jkjk"
" GIVE ME GIFTS D8< MY BDAY IS COMING SOON BLARG there :D now the chat won't focus around me"
" should evolution be painful"
" I've read some of the RPs as of now and its just kind of sad"
"Ah the smell of a new RP~ ♥ it smells like a new car... whatever that smells like"
"you know what"... "I will" ... "I won't let a mere phone stop me"
" RP nerds.... c>"
"Pfffft I feel like I should write a guide on making and doing Rps, these days it's just horrible ewe being new isn't a good excuse"
"they're just admiring your abs -shot many times- I'm sorry! DX"
"I regret nothing."
"I feel like I've been posting all wrong ewe I always post with the 'Quick post' thing, I only notice that actual post button today, otl."
"I keep forgetting that I don't want them to be chosen too, ah old habits die hard I suppose"
"AAAAH AND THIS WILL BE MY FIRST WINTER TOOOO I feel like a little kid again TvT"
"55 notifications" | "fffffawk" | "why guys" | "why" | "all from the same RP too"
"I'm a happy mother... all my babies have something wrong with 'em"
"screw those explorers sjfsndjkgnsdjk"
"I think I'm done answering... this chair hurts my bum. bye :D"
"I think it be awesome if they ended pokemon's anime .-.'
"oh thats even sadder ;_; excuse me while I sleep in my dark corner with cobwebs"
"save that stuff for APSA then Sparks >3>"
"I'm so fing good with my illusions guys"
"pet <3"
"* SkyWarrior flips over all tables, all of them"
"little things are making me not post"
"8D I love how I look, I mean Cursedone looks c>"
"xD so many fanfics... SO MANY"
"my new school has a special confusing schedule for their finals wtf :1"
"8| I want to make a new RP. You guys can't understand how much I hate this feeling right now."
"My brain just spazz wow, I almost read Sky as my real name even though it doesn't even look like my name |D"
" come at me snowy ♠ I dare you~"
Skywarrior changed her title to "Police dog on duty, don't touch!"
"D< BRING IT SNOW DOG CAT"
"<_____________________< I'm watching you"
"I'll send you some blackmail snowy~ <:"
"AND I BETTER BE ABLE TO CHAT ON IT THIS TIME OR STUFF WILL HIT THE FAN"
"v3v;; hold up sparkyspark"
" cause you're mae... the book magician... person"
" >:C //bites MV"
"dead chat ... or sleeping, napping chat"
"People I look up to are following me ;_________; excuse me while I jump in pure wonderment"
" MV's pokesona is a butt :1"
" 'Sky and co' has a nice ring to it~"
"just let me die ///goes in dark corner"
"* SkyWarrior sets the chat on fire"
"I feel stalked... >________>"
"When I was little... I thought games weren't suppose to be beaten"
"sparks you should get a tumblr... it will take over your life"
" pfft I almost called Flareon faileon"
"I'm going to have a type for every eon"
"butts are rated E, for everyone cause everyone has a butt"
" I would draw young Inyste with Embyr and grown up with Shanala if you want to be serious (:"
"thats weird... as I imagine Seeker having a British accent"
"wow, I just clean my glasses and everything seems so much brighter *x*;;"
" its weird... my two avatars on FE both have S names... I MUST CONTINUE THIS TREND"
"my writing program hates me. when I try and paste something it closes on me -sobs-"
"I have no plans... sky doesn't plan she do it"
"and they're having a rootbear {sic} party cause thats the only way to party right"
"I'll go home guys, cause apparently I'm drunk"
"Sometimes I read Pope as poop ///shrugs"
"everyone insults Seeker... by just looking at him"
"...MV stop... your being a downer"
"I was thinking about it too but, I like seeing my characters really hurt xD;;"
" MysteriousVaporeon: 8D GUILTY AS CHARGED"
"what was that one anime with the cat >X>;;"
"D': I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL... YOU FORCED MY HANDS... PAWS, JAW WHATEVER"
"Trying to decide who to marry in Fire Emblem is like picking out your Pokemon Starter… It is very difficult."
"my tablet enjoys playing dead :1"
"uh, what are the options MV? I feel like I would be on my own personally... like Samus =x= ... bounty hunter Sky"
"Route50 make trolls become pets"
" SNOWY ///almost typed showy"
"omg... my dad just scared my mom with a potato... again"
"I haven't made an RP in a long time... it feels good."
"it does. I enjoy not making RPs"
"* SkyWarrior sits on Mae's head"
"RAWR MV RAWR"
"one time I was so bored I watched a documentary about salt... and death and babies and wheat and beer. it was a fun day for sky"
"I'll kick you where the sun don't shine, just try me"
"WHERE SHOULD THE SKY POST"
"* SkyWarrior sits on twix"
"Twill. I hope you find a shiny in the wild and you don't have any pokeballs"
"sky doesn't make typos... typos find sky"
"why does one of your characters always go crazy /me sobs"
"I have like, almost 3000 post out there man and I probably want to edit them all"
"I can't take anything I say seriously now"
Skywarrior changed her title to "Give me your food... Please?"
"I almost said Pokey instead of Pocky //dies ... Ooooo me gusta, apples!" (Pokey appears) "I thought I recalled that summon. Dammit"
" Clear Sky is a butt... a really BIG butt"
"you bet your sweet fox tail(s) I did!"
"* SkyWarrior sits on sparks"
"I JUST LEFT FOR TWO AND A HALF DAYS AND I COME HOME TO 41 MESSAGES, MOSTLY FROM THE SAME RP. WHYYYYYYYYYYY"
"* SkyWarrior bites MV and Sparks >:C"
"wow I actually like this old post of mine"
"I love how a lot of us are like 'here is a crappy post' and its like, LENGTHY AS HECK and detailed"
"every forest in RP history needs a lake ... I'm all up for it. lakelakelakelake"
"my wii needs to stop turning on its own"
" aw new follower //pokes it"
"* SkyWarrior sits on Pokey"
"I'm currently trying to get a job at a local library.... Sky the librarian.... I'll throw books at customers"
"I just ran out of questions, could someone care to send me some more? Sorry if I’m being an annoying needy blog. :D;;"
"I got magic on tumblr for my characters to switch bodies... ohohoho"
"*SkyWarrior sits on everyone >( ... I killed the chat with my butt powers"
"I imagine Nichole not taking Rush's shiz cause she is too freaking tired of dealing with shiz 8|"
"Nichole takes names and kicks arse"
"RPING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS DARN IT. YOU CAN'T JUST GO CHARGING IN UNPREPARE AND MAKE EVERYONE CONFUSED AND ANGRY AT YOU"
"I would get it, if my parents would stop taking my money 8D;;"
"Eeveebot's word is law... unless I don't like it, then its a consideration and or opinion""
"it wants blood... your blooooooooooooood"
"Morgan. Species: Morgan. can I get more retarded ///groans and slams head on wall'
"Sparks knows me so well its almost scary~//jk"
"my gerbils keep scratching at their cage... what makes them think they can get out"
"* SkyWarrior becomes a typo"
"tak, tumblr has gotten to you"
"He fell on his Espeon that let out screech of terror and pure freaking rage."
"don't make him crazy. I don't like RPing with crazy. Or at least, calm him down"
"I don't want a chair, I have members to sit on"
"I don't know about you guys, but it takes me at least the end of an anime to remember anyone's name, if I'm even that lucky."
"Every time I see a fox picture and the like on tumblr I automatically think "Oh thats Sparkleaf" sometimes it makes the picture funnier than it should be."
"You are all the foxes in the world sparks."
"oh the shipping! its glorious and also deadly"
"I'm not made of ideas"
"you look fab... as long as you're not a doll"
"everyone appears late... thats what rout50ians do best, I guess"
"I'm a happy zorua ovo"
"...//sits on chair" | "the floor is lava"
"but frostiiii this is a prize! D:"
"do you hear that? thats my heart shattering in a million pieces already"
"I need to summon sparks and twill >:1 /me throws cotton candy on the ground"
"I told someone on animal crossing to say 'flutter~' and everyone calls me Sky-bot"
"my stories shall stay in my head (8"
" I would like to see you write about something you're really interested in. :D"
"SOMEONE WAS WRITING A STORY IN MY NOTEBOOK?? D8 what... when"
"so many random things are in this notebook... can't read cursive ;x;"
"don't you guys want tips to win my character's heart?? <v<"
"rawr, I'm suppose to work on a paper but tumblrrr is calling meee"
"I wish my parents would stop making fun of me because I have a big fear of driving e3e"
http://route50.net/stream/post/38940
http://route50.net/stream/post/38719...highlitcomment
"I'm starting to question my character sexuality e3e //ponders"
"Morgan's ears look like pigtails. He has relatively small and feathery ears... long fur eevee :'D"
" apparently, 'took an arrow to the knee' means you got married ovo"
** "I've notice that when people make an RP they sort of stick to a formula. Guys, if you want to make a good RP you should stray from that formula. Look at the world around you and pick out ideas from every day life. Like, The Time Before the Gods is something I made because I was sick of the old Pokemon formula and used pokemon theories and life problems. -end of rant?-" **
"* SkyWarrior kicks the chat"
"forgetting how to rp is like... forgetting how to do a math problem"
"also I see you found my facebook <v<"
"HOW DO YOU DESIGN THINGS // I DON'T UNDERSTAND // AM I NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH? -frustration- poem by sky"
"OH NO THERE WAS A BUG IN MY ROOM WHERE IS IT. I NEED A NET. oh gosh it was big and it just disappeared?!"
"go flood my ask blog while I head to bed my dad is forcing me to go to bed"
"I feel bad for those looking up the Winchester tag, they'll expect to see some handsome men from Supernatural (mmmm) but they'll get a weird butt Sylveon in that mix."
"oopsies should be an enemy of route50, oh goodness"
"Yep! There is always a reason for everything!"
"I swear, it looks like Winchester's ribbons are flipping me off, thats not nice"
I almost have a week's worth of ask in my queue. 6 more questions are left in my box... most right now are from sparks xD"
"~also I'm working on my steb post~ <(ovo)> it helped skipping parts I was having writer's block on"
" haha xD my characters always got to have issues with other characters"
"HE HAD A CHEAP SHOT AT PHOENIX THANK YOU"
"frosti come to my town ♥ to ah, celebrate~?"
"I was sleeping when suddenly an idea came to me. It was a Pokemon RP idea of course. Though it was just a small detail rather then a full on plot like usual."
"MY DAD GOT ME INTO THAT GAME, CURSE HIM it is a lot of fun"
"randomizer... I don't want anything from flygon's family >___________>"
"it must be law for dragon pokemon to be hard as crap to draw"
"BLESS DRATINI FOR BEING A SIMPLE DRAGON POKEMON"
"Like, almost every other dragon is a little flutternutter to draw"
"I'm bad at it too... BUT I DID A HEADCANON FOR ONE BLOG, AND I WAS RIGHT"
"pfft, please! I mope all the time and you guys deal with me so I'll deal with you <:"
" like, all the male fe:a characters are good looky"
"SPARKSSSSSS THE FOXXX"
" how dare route50 lag on my special day"
"NOOO. NO. TOASTER. I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT. MY POPTART DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE SET ON FIRE"
"FROSTI BABY ... I REGRET SAYING THAT"
" pokey, you've been on tumblr too much"
" I'm just afraid of asking her something stupid OR I MAKE A REALLY BAD TYPO"
"I tried to do the posting thing and wow I'm really rusty, excuse me guys"
"sparks, maybe your blog should just be foxes"
"every face is a sky face"
""'My my, you're almost as nosy as that poncho kid" -- Winchester's answer to one of the questions v3v""
"wow 'early' suddenly didn't look like a word to me any more"
"The more I see fan art for the new pokemon the more I like them eve"
"I want to make another ask blog about a fennekin that works at a library ;x; help me guys "
" <________________> I had someone correct my paper and like, she said I need to use bigger words so I can sound like a senior"
"brb, my dad said he is gonna add 10 dollars to my allowance for this week if I find his keys 8) "
"my cover has been blown. ABORT ABORT"
"I'm really pumped for x and y! Like, we should do something to celebrate it :'| -shrugs-"
" oh no snowy -sits on head out of concern-"
" I don't have a phone :D use to have an i phone 4 though ovo"
" my dad is being difficult <X< and saying "oh you can use mine..." nope"
"WHAT IS THIS MADNESS THAT IS TUMBLR"
"besides, pokemon are animals, and do the do with anything pfft"
"I forgot his name, but it was a bird. AND HE SENT ME LOVE LETTERS"
"I can't stand odd numbers."
"The more I see fan art for the new pokemon the more I like them eve "
"I was about to make a post of 'RIP tablet' then my tablet finally decided to turn back. Yeah, THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TABLET"
(Re: RouteCtrl the Game) "man, me and frosti just won't die it seems"
"aw yeah, finally got tumblr savior, time to black list a lot of stuff. tag your homestuck guys, omfg"
"I'm torn about the kiss between Sam and Gretel... WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME FROSTI"
"I am determined to find a voice for Winchester and the rest of my characters on my blogs. -cries- "
"Writing this stupid research paper proposal for school and I'm just putting basic things down so it'll be easier for me to know how to build it up you know? And like, one of the questions my paper needs to answer is: "What attracted you to this topic?" AND I WROTE DOWN "CURIOSITY KILLS THE PAPER" ... WHAT. WHAT. I THINK I MEANT CAT. MY TYPOS MADE MY DAY LESS CRAPPY. that is all"
" Is tagging things on tumblr oh so hard or something? fkjsdjksdgnsk"
"I'm starting to think you live at Disney -squints- "
"We need an RP where we RP as ghost.. ghost humans? ghost animals? something or rather... ghost fighting demons or fighting not to become demons themselves... so many possibilities.... "
" avoiding the leaks like the plague... I saw the evolution of the starters but I've erased them from my memory"
"these freaking angels from Doctor who I swear ffff"
"I shall lurk... ...all alone. ...Let's try this again... no lifeforms in sight"
"frosto makes me think of cereal"
"I flip out and get nervous when trying new things but I think everyone is like that?"
"WHY LADYBUGS. WHY. WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FACE"
" WHO DARED. SEND ME HUMAN MAGIC. DEAD"
"HAHAHA. I CAUGHT WINCHESTER'S WIFE. IT TOOK ALL MY POKEBALLS TO GET HER. IT WAS WORTH IT "
"I would date Winchester. actually wouldn't cause he is craycray"
"My friend has a shiny latios and he is level 100 and his name is SkyWarrior"
"Sobs, upstairs neighbors have little children. Little children that like to stomp on the floor and play with loud toys. Send help "
"WHY ARE GUYS GIVING ME VIOLENT THINGS TO DEAL WITH CHILDREN "
"cry a river then panic cause you don't know how to get over it... the river is a writer's block "
"no one is here... everrrr"
"if I stay here for like five hours... someone is bound to show up"
" *v* -happy dance-"
"Oooooooo. I MISSED IT. YESTERDAY WAS MY FIFTH YEAR HERE???? FIVE YEARS IN COUNTING, HELLO"
"i've been alive, thanks"
"Hopefully it snows a lot to where I can't go to school Wednesday. I just really want to get Sam's plot done. "
"School got cancelled because of snow. Thank you snow"
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME ONCE UPON A TIME "
"Next time I do a book report I won't do it on the last book of the series. I feel like I need to explain everything now."
"I think my gerbils are having a competition to see who can make the most noise."
" How do you write a research paper? How do you even write?"
"Writing this research paper isn't so bad, but it is just really difficult to make all the facts flow, instead of sounding clunky and such. //will continue to complain until Friday "
"Why do people waste their time writing negative and nasty stuff in school bathrooms? Why not waste your time by writing positive happy stuff?"
"Holy crap poll, control yourself, you don't own this freaking page. "
" everyone keeps pushing me to decide 8| it is so annoying "
"I've had this story idea since 8th grade and I can never write the first chapter. :D"
"sky can't write "
"Its too cold in my house to do anything."
"Lovely, someone on Attack on Titans has my name. I wonder if she'll die"
"Have you ever drew some and like, you just want to stare at for like the whole day? That feeling sucks. "
"FLUTTER. name him flutter"
" I want a small dog and called it Bear "
"NO. I drew on the wrong layer. cries forever"
" I remember when I told myself I would be safe on the internet "
"I need help"
"shaymin's blog is a nice escape from plot stuff ovo c: plus drawing a shaymin is a lot more fun "
"school sucks" / "I just don't want to deal with kids that don't want to learn"
"I finished Nichole's part -weeps- Now onto Alder and Blagden. I can do this. Maybe. Probably not"
"I'M GLAD. Also, when I wrote Nichole's last line, it sounded really flirtatious to me so could I request that Slick took it as that way??? idk "
"... -sits on mae's head- so... hows that post?? "
" I can't be blackmailed because I don't care about anything :D "
"I WILL SEND YOU ALL THE STARS IN THIS VERY GALAXY. AND THAT IS A LOT"
"sparksss don't tell her thaaat"
"Pandora knows how to pick songs I'm tired of listening to."
"FROSTI YOU'RE NO FUN "
"It really sucks having people you know in real life follow your tumblr. Like I want to reblog stuff that I don't want them to know I like "
"Cinder speaks how I use to speak when I was like, five. ovo So I’m glad you like it. OH THAT WAS TO CINDER AND NOT MOD. CRAP. I’M SORRY SPARKS. I CAN’T READ"
"sad chat is sad and dead "
"I HAVE DONE IT, I HAVE FILLED MY QUEUE TO THE TOP, I'M DOOMED"
"i'm gonna cry, i don't think this person remembers me. so hurt"
" i sat with her at lunch and talked to her... but granted I had a really hard time talking to anyone during that time v3v"
" police hound knows whats up"
"okay, we haven't even gone over most of this stuff in this packet. i'm going to take a break"
" i saw the message, i'm glad to see it back c: "
"I love how my parents take my stuff without asking for it. Now I have no money. They're so nice. I really want nothing to do with them right now. "
"tumbling all day every day its a sad life"
"omg what is with all these viruses on tumblr... so many"
"I don't know how to feel about all these snow days... i'm freezing. send help. right now"
"rawr my computer won't let me copy it"
"what would my post even be about... //ponders"
"Guys, I shall leave you now. Good bye. <:"
"I love and hate the villains e_________________e
"humans are kind of fun to draw... kind of until I get to their face"
"Oh goodness, my shaymin blog I just started this month has 100 followers. I will never understand"
"wake me up when its summer"
"two hour delays are one of the best things that could ever happen to school, I get to sleep in some more -wiggles-"
"-squints- did someone just send me an ask in another language??? at the very least, I never heard of the first two words. the last word is sexy, I think someone is telling my shaymin they find them very sexy"
"* SkyWarrior sets the chat on fire"
"everyone forgot their lines so I had to improvise"
"creative blocks are awful"
"i'll cook you... some how"
"Probably going to stream sometime today since someone asked a lot of questions. That and I have giveaway prizes to work on"
""have you found someone that acts 'sky-ish'""
"i can't read my friend's post without second hand embarrassment omg, they're not bad post at all, go away feeling"
" i'm going to read these even if it kills me"
"Sabir shall annoy everyone, that is my goal"
"after steb, nichole will take a long nap." ... "what ovo" ... "is sleeping not normal??!"
"I want to draw but I don't want to draw"
"/me hugs everyone using ribbons >:U"
"omgosh sparks you're not allowed to go doge on my posts"
"If anyone sends 'your mama' jokes to my cyber kids I won't hesitate when it comes to destroying you and every thing you hold dear, for I am Peppermint."
"my dad just told me I need to learn how to discipline my kids -stares at gerbils-"
"I fear for my life guys -stares at twill-"
" i wish i could just doodle a cat on the board"
"WHY. WHY OUT OF ALL THESE SCENES IN THIS FAN FIC YOU HAVE TO DRAW THE ONE THAT BREAKS MY HEART. GOOD BYE -sobs-"
"Oh thank god my book club is tomorrow. I could use some chocolate"
"Parents fighting is just what I want to hear when I have a headache. Fantastic I would see what they were fighting about but I don't feel like getting cussed at"
"My heart is fluttering because of you, Valentine."
"my mother and father are bothering me cause this guy bought me a flower ovo"
"i sit with a bunch of guys 8D;; just can't find ones that like what i like"
"I remember at the end of 2012 my resolution was to "draw less pokemon" and in 2013 I ended up making two Pokemon ask blogs...."
"Someone just sent me anon magic on Sam's blog where no one knows how to read. Okay."
"I always have this one eye that is perfect and the other one is like akfsjkskdgn"
"my teacher said, "It needs to be like a lady's skirt, long enough to cover the basics but short enough to keep it interesting.""
" If your kid wants TWO games that requires paperwork then not only did they make you poorer, but they also gave you a writer's cramp as your paperwork has doubled."
"Sparssss..... -sits on Sparks- r u kidding me i forgot the freaking k i am done"
"My dad works at a jail and he has this good friend that draws a dragon. Every time he draws a dragon, something goes very wrong, like, once he drew a dragon and part of the jail caught fire. Yesterday he drew a dragon and this guy tried to kill himself again. He isn't allowed to dragons any more."
"I'm surprised I haven't had a shaymin sona -stares at buizel mess- That doesn't count"
"Oh darn it, I have more health homework than I thought. I’m really starting to hate health"
"I don't have any motivation to do anything and I really need to finish some homework. I feel like gum stuck on someone's shoe"
"sparksss *sits on head*"
" how do you rp"
"Why do most of my cyber children have names beginning with 'm'? S names are so much better."
"It amuses me that I can like my own post here"
"how is this pawsible"
" I was very determined to finish it in one sitting"
"-squints- what if i add chicken nuggets to the circle"
"* SkyWarrior throws book at mae then runs"
"Well I saw 'The 100' and my favorite character already died.-*"
"In English class we were suppose to work on our papers, but since I didn't have that stuff I just wrote a fe:a fanfic for the whole class time. Wonderful."
"so many question marks are on my last page. how cute"
"ugh, this is due tomorrow, but I don't understand this"
"what if Shaymin is actually Meadow ovo"
"sometimes i forget how happy and calm doing ask blog stuff can make me"
"it feels like the only thing I've been eating is pizza"
(Re: how to make Route 50 active again) "Perhaps magic?"
"SPARKS THAT WINCHESTER THING ON TUMBLR. amazing"
"a couple of other people use 'sky talks' tag. amazing"
"no char * SkyWarrior gets out spray bottle and sprays char"
" some days i hate shipping"
"i just need to color morgan. I COLORED ON THE WRONG LAYER"
"Apparently there is a town named Hannah around here... <X< >X> I know where I'm moving."
"though these books do remind me that I don't really care for first person viewed books"
"i need to learn more words"
(Re: how do you draw) "circles. and lines. randomly every where. and there is a good chance it might not work out"
" i am in deep thought on how to destroy my characters"
" how many times am i going to use this eraser to draw"
"Ow, my heart"
"There is this black cat outside, I want to call him Echo."
"NOW THERE IS A BIG BLACK/WHITE CAT. SEND HELP ASAP"
" sky doesn't have a phone, so she is safe"
"do you guys remember. transformice? I remember I would troll MV. and he would get so mad"
"i hate dolls so much"
"maybe i should throw fire balls instead"
"Wow, Once Upon a Time. That show just ripped out my heart."
"Ah, I love when my pen pressure just randomly disappears. #sky talks, #i don't think my tablet understands i have asks to do, #i don't have time for this."
"but sparks doesn't need to worry about any more fanfics"
" tumblr likes to eat mae's asks"
(Re: Sir Sparksalot) "Wait, that does ring a bell, surprisingly enough. It seems like a really cute nickname, now that I think about it."
"the more i saw shanala the fluffier she becomes"
" my parents annoyed me to the point where i don't want to eat. i greatly dislike eating with them"
"It would be nice for them to understand I just need a break from socialization from time to time."
"I FINISHED ALL THE PLOT PANELS. TIME TO CELEBRATE"
"hey sparks, sometimes your writing style reminds me of the Redwall books c:"
"I like far too many animals"
" sort of? =v= in the group i was in there were like, four children under the age of 5 and they just went every where. it was like herding cats"
" haha I passed up food for coming home just for my dad to be asleep"
"oh. i was magically logged out"
"Making RPs when I wasn't feeling good, for shame. //jk"
"i like art trades better, ahaha, request are starting to live a bitter taste"
(Re: Sparkleaf, I call for a rewrite!) "DON'T. what is wrong with you"
"* SkyWarrior smacks twill's head with ribbons"
" is this a staring contest <________________________< yeeeaaaah -sparkles-"
"why is this break so close to ending. how. when"
"* SkyWarrior looks at asks" | "i want answer these but i don't want to answer these"
"Alder would like it, but only watch it with someone else, he would also forget every character's name."
" someone needs to draw fake anime screen shots of famous pttr lines"
"sky be playing with fire more so than usual"
"my dad just tried to read my rp post... then got mad at me for not letting him read it"
"my heart needs to stop talking. sssh heart, it'll be okay"
"i'm reading this book. and there is this character named Sam. and he is trying to kill the main character 8|"
"sparks you better not be posting. i'll destroy you"
(Olivia in Crisis) "Giratina. Seeker would have been better than this guy and that was saying something, for both of them always acted as if they had something shoved up their-"
"skyribbon baby ;v;"
" it is far too sunny outside. i might just melt. the sun is draining my energy"
"I will never understand how PttR managed to get an ending. It was a miracle."
"It takes me like the whole anime to remember the names of every character, if I’m lucky anyways."
"Yesterday I became so bored because I didn’t have the internet I fell asleep at 6 pm."
"Ah parents yelling. Such a lovely soundtrack"
" are we trying to brag who has made their character's lives worse or something??"
" i think i sold my soul to these blogs"
" askaloneshaymin almost has 300 followers. how? WHY?"
"why are back legs hard to draw"
"well we all can't be like that or the rp won't move along"
" i have no idea what is going on in your current chapter, but i'm reading"
" i actually threw a rock once and it hit this one guy and now he calls me Rocky"
" i don't even know my sexuality, haha. i kind of gave up"
" i'm actually making this nichole/patch thing more shippy then intended"
"Everyone is ooc but that is what AUs are for. Or at least, that is what I tell myself."
"i'm going to burn that site to hell"
"aaah i don't know ;; i'm want to see if the library is hiring though, mainly because i think it would amusing if i worked at one"
" i was bored in English and started writing a story and I just named it 'Everything'"
"If I ever talk about making another ask blog just punch me, cap lock me or something. DO NOT ALLOW ME TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE."
"i have to talk about my experience and project in front of judges at the end. BUT I'M GOING TO WEAR SCRUBS"
"i hope my mom has cute ones ;; sky won't stand for plain scrubs"
"Every time I do something last minute and I need some sort of technology, something always goes wrong."
(Slick/Nichole) "However, even though they were together they never seemed to consider themselves a couple of sorts. They would say that they were just close friends. Ha, just close friends. Very close indeed."
"writing shippy fanfics so i'm fab"
" so i'm gone for one day. and the pokemon fandom explodes ????"
"i had to deal with 4/5 year old children all day. they're easily distracted ;;; one got distracted by little rocks on the ground"
"i called my mom a duct tape monster, it was better than calling her a bad word"
" THIS IS HOW I SUMMON. BASK IN THE FIRE'S BEAUTY"
"Because of the senior exit project I won't shut up about. I'm pretty much done with it but now I have to wait to talk in front of in judges.. SOME PEOPLE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A MENTOR YET AND I JUST????"
" i'm determined to talk about the clinic cat named Windy because she was named that cause she farts a lot"
"WHAT. WHERE. I'M GONNA KILL"
"BUT SERIOUSLY IF YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER BAD LINK TELL ME AND I SHALL DESTROY IT WITH MY AMAZING POWERS OF EDITING"
"make him choke on his words -shakes fist- i mean, -shakes ribbons-"
"* SkyWarrior watches as everything burns"
"* SkyWarrior sets the chat on fire" | "stop forgetting your lines people"
" i finished a book today and a character i liked died of course"
"HOW WOULD POKEMON GET LIBRARY CARDS. i mean like, Sam can't ask for their address or phone number"
" yes i will do giveaway for shiz and giggles"
" i love shaymin ;x; if that wasn't obvious"
" well he is a fox... yum yummy"
"you are bound to end up with a similar character at first but then as they grow I'm sure they will become their own, you know?"
"The city looks so pretty do you want to burn it with me?"
"... um... i'm all about flamethrowers but not at my cyber sister, now give me that back sparks"
"MV. BAD -smacks using ribbons- >:C"
(Re: Chrom) " ;V; my first husband... that I married on accident"
"maybe you should take a break... i sound like a 3ds game"
"i wrote 'this were they keep sick enemies' instead 'this is where they keep sick animals'"
" lets have sparks write all our stories"
"where i live now people are so religious, it wasn't like this in florida ;;"
"sparks, for that second ask i think i'm going to say 'mating season'"
"poor Sparktail, always so nervous and jumpy"
" i feel like sparktail doesn't like the word 'god' haha"
"Why did I have to discover Tumblr. WHY"
" i took my computer away from my dad"
"Everyone seems to have it figured out where they want to go to college and what to do, but I don't. Nor do I have a car or have a job. Eh. I don't look forward to being an adult"
"THEY WERE A DRAGON. AN ULTIMATE DRAGON THAT DIDN’T HESITATE TO BLOW FIRE IN THE FACE OF PATHETIC VILLAGERS AND KNIGHTS. OR WHATEVER THEY WERE, DRAGONS DO NOT DISCRIMINATE ON WHO THEY WILL CAPTURE.""
"It looks like I have a sunburn where my eyebrows should be."
"you guys must be nice in real life "
"why are people using fireworks. wy. why"
" why do i have five ask blogs. how did this happen. my life is gone"
"i feel like i'm at war with my writing style"
"My parents are like, "Sky wanna drive????" And I tell them, "I rather not die today.""
"Me: Thanks for the bad genes, dad. Dad: -looks at me- I don't know, your jeans look nice. Me: ...-squints-"
(Re: Winchester killed Alice's parents, remember?) "oh. yeah. he did do that thing"
"My mom works with someone named Sky."
(Re: Nepeta wants to change her sonas again) "NO. RESIST THE URGE. DO NOT DO THE THING"
" never compare yourself to others, it just makes things worse"
"ah yes, cinder's gender is personality. ugh typos"
(Re: Dad "get over it") "I will trust me -hopefully- but character development takes a while. Give me a couple of years and I'm sure I'll get over it or at least get better at it."
"I named my flashdrive 'MY LIFE' because it holds all my art I've doing for the pass... two years. e3e I would cry if I ever lost it."
"What If I Typed Like This All The Time. What A Pain"
"You know what is better than foxes? Deer."
"bark. cause deer apparently bark now"
"Someone do my homework for me."
""The tree drove through the intersection without stopping". Ah yes, it's the tree jumping silently all over again."
"I had a dream where I got really mad at my mom and threw a book at her head and she had to go to the hospital. 8| -stares at Mae-"
" they sound they were going to play in a few minutes but it's been a half an hour >X> what does a a few minutes mean, cause apparently i have a different definition"
"mv why are you still going on about that? are you so pleased with your mii got it on with a fox???????? good lord man"
"I have nothing to do. -looks at homework- Nothing."
"i don't like randomly finding a level 90 monster when i'm on level 40"
"There is a cat that comes by my house apparently and it attacks my pumpkins :CC"
"Soooo I was driving back home when a fox crossed the road, nearly hit the little one. Sparks needs to be more careful with his minions"
"The only emails I want to receive on my school email are the ones that say class is canceled."
"You wanna know how I do my art? I pick a God and pray! -lies down and cries-"
"Me: I don’t want to go any where today. Parents: We’re going over your cousin’s house that has a kitten. Me: I’m coming."
"tumblr is dumb. why am i even on it"
"tired. going to bed at 5am was dumb"
"i hate when i draw a really good face, but the body is poop"
"i want to go on tumblr. must resist"
" why can bosses use one hit moves on me, but i can't do it to them </3"
"why is everyone in bed here, its only 9pm. i live with a bunch of weaklings"
"-sacrifices a miltank- There we go, maybe now the RPs will become active again!"
"-sets tumblr on fire-"
"Don't do things last minute! -ends up doing the thing last minute- GDI"
"If I can't have animal characters then my humans shall be able to change into animals!"
" if i stare at the sky am i staring at myself"
"So I was meowing at this one cat and she was getting really mad at me 8'|"
"there is a game name typoman, i think that game is meant for me"
"the fandom seems annoying... tho I think all fandoms are"
"did you know. when i was little. i thought games didn't have ends. i was really bad at games"
"Friend's grandma: Look! That dress has a boob! Me: A single boob????"
"dying whale noises"
"screch ...oh. i didn't screech right. i'm an embarassment to my whole clan"
(Re: chat flood) "are you guys the reason this site is lagging like heck for me"
(Re: Fex vs fruit fly) "She's beauty, she's grace, she'll punch herself in the face"
"/all sets the chat on fire" | "GDI THATS THE THIRD TIME"
"i at least know im taller than snowy :D"
"For one class I have to raise a virtual child. Should I name them MV or Mae?"
"thats what i was going to say lol >:C stop reading my mind"
"NOOOOO THE VIRTUAL CHILD SITE IS MAKING ME JUGGLE ANOTHER CHILD. HOW DARE YOU I'll name her Amber"
"This is going to sound weird, but bunnies don't have rough tongues like kitties. They're really soft."
"my rabbit just licked my face... my friend said he licks me cause im salty :C"
"Frosti lied to me. They poop more than 12 times an hour. qqqqqqqq"
"OMFG my rabbit keeps pulling out clothes from my laundry basket"
"I added a rooster {sic} of characters"
"Acorn is grounded >:1 He peed on the little part of the comforter that was on the floor"
"I'm going to see about litter box training him. Some sites say that he pees on my bed cause he wants to show who the top bunny is"
"My friend got a rabbit, and his name is Winchester, omfg"
"sky knight sky knight. BE A SKY WARRIOR. JOIN"
"going to bed going to count sheep"
"I have 3 Shaymin under my belt. I must have an army."
"'sky, if you don't let him die peacefully i'm ignoring your canon' - sparks 2016"
" uh ///sweats" | "do i have a character that isnt tragic in bgverse"
"I'm going to get a rainbow harness for my rabbit. Soon we'll hunt for Pokemon together."
"Is it bad that I thought you were calling his Pokesona buff?"
"im trying to write a 500 page paper"
"IM GOING TO DIE FROM MY STUPIDITY"
"the 29th will be the day that karma strikes"
"i want to sleep but i don't want to sleep"
"bad xeta ///gets out spray bottle"
"TailsDoll and SkyWarrior are now in a relationship"
"i dont want to be his second cat or do i?"
"it was plant all this time //cries"'
"well, they are youthful for a very long time"
"one of the best feelings in the world is when you thought you had homework. but then looked again to find out that there was no homework. ((((((((((((((((((((((((((':""
"I am just making this comment so Leopard's creepy gif isn't the first thing I see."
"navs is killing me. stab stab"
~ SkyWarrior^coord

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Sleepy
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"Sickly child used cough"
"OMG GOD :OOOOO"
"you people stay healthy *coughs on Cbox*"
"I tried to get in boy scouts though...my gender became an issue"
"If I'm correct I fell asleep in my room D: what where you doing in my room"
"I have leik 40 manga on my manga shelf. theres more but I cant find it all"
"oh and lucky to start... just learn some simple words like 'please' 'thankyou' 'thatnks for the meal'"
"Fox's leg lost its virginity....from his humping. D<"
"for anime boston next year, me and my friends are going as....eeveelution mafia"
"Im jolteon, conman... espy, Espeon drug dealer... Bunny, Glaceon loan shark... and then theres my momy cassidy....shes going as Umbeon Leader. mary, Leafeon....er...hooker. Dakota, vaporeon....uh...man hooker.... "
"Im sticking my shirt in my mouth to keep me from laughing"
(TEMCO Janitor) "DID EEVEEFAN DO THIS??????????????????????????????????????????????????"
"oh, and last week my house pretty much burnt down...so yeah 8D"
"we're living at my moms friends house... THIS ROOM IS HUGE :O 2 queen beds just for me~"
"so...can I haz pistashios? HOMELESS SICKLY GIRL NEEDS SOME PISTASHIOS"
"DP, you ruin our femine time. go away >3"
"* Fox melted at something her boyfriend said.... brb as she re-solids herself"
"stop this or I'll make you homeless aswell c:"
"I do remember starting a topic about bras last year with skywarrior 8D"
"WHATCHU KIDS DOIN WATCHING KINKY ANIMES LIKE SOUL EATER? KINKY KINKY KINKY!"
"* Fox renames chat 'girls bathroom' to make guys go away" ... "bye"
"terrible you dont want to know. if I started, I woudnt stop"
" AWWW YEAH //derpderp"
"oh, and nice to meet you. Im Fox/SleepySatellite/Sleepy/whathaveyou"
"I am the randomest piece of sickly hobo you will ever meet"
"lets see who collects the most notifications before a said date. Winner gets a prize."
"spark, I'd rather drown myself in the polluted harbor down the street"
" if you say anything peverted I will wring your neck"
"derp. my boyfriend fell asleep on me. for the third time today."
"-tear- everytime you make me loose the game, I strangle a kitten."
"oh the memories of this site *caresses forum walls*"
"is there a navarr hate club now by any chance or something? If there was I would be the president"
"I coined Foxtooth if anybody remembers my first username on this site"
"noses = chins"
" lol EI could take route 50 but not gaia"
" why do you love me? *stares into your eyes* why?"
~ Sleepy^cool

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Smoaking
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"HOIST THE COLOURS!"
"I can't decide what I like. Can't someone just pay me to read? "
"I don't even know how to fill out my resume (what do you put in the objective part, it's so stupid), how the fuck am I supposed to get a job (especially when all the on campus jobs suck, why can't the library have an open position???)"
"Ugh I hate people who give useless advice. Are you really that stupid that you can't comprehend what I wrote?"
"Too poor to afford a 3DS and Pokemon X. Ugh. I need a job. But can't figure out how to write an objective for a resume."
"Rekka no Ken is love. Rekka no Ken is life."
"I think a fall to your knees anime-style is in order. with those shocked wide eyes like someone just died or you just found out you made out with your sister two episodes ago"
~ Smoaking

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SneezingMightyena
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"What if everyone were their opposite gender and they lied? It's beyond anyone's control, really."
"I chose to write a five-page paper on flowers and submitted it to the town's newspaper"
" Oh god sorry guys, my cat decided to step on my keyboard ;_;"
" Well, you could stream you buying an online sink? idk"
"or little chicks on a waterslide, sliding into a wavepool that's actually a sink"
~ SneezingMightyena

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Sparkleaf
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"*crashes through the side of the cbox on the back of a skarmory*"
"NO, NOT NEW SPARKS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONEEEEEE! D:< *shot*"
"*comes out as a Pichu* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Okay, post tomorrow... Wait a minute Darkrai... it's already tomorrow where you are!"
"Cameron the Photogropher is stalking me"
"O.o TWILL IS ARAMOS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
"*ahem* Poki, Twill, do you want any more kids? :D"
"*holds out a pair of scorched paws* I tried to get into Route 50 early"
"IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END *chases tail in a circle*"
"Ohgod I'm turning into Choco, I'm splitting up my chatbox posts into five hundred tiny posts"
"Wait... *burns down EF's tower* okay you were saying?"
"Oh Seromi! I must initiate you properly, Twill-style! *pokerays Seromi into a Lucario*"
I probably shouldn't have been gathering these quotes late at night when everything sounds funny to me >.> <.<"
"Sparktail is too busy playing Link with the ghosts to care about the Espeon who offered him candy"
"TWILL'S CHARACTER GETTING ALONG WITH SKY'S? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?"
(Rush) Um... sorry... so, uh, what's a Milotic? Is it like a Gyrados?"
" So you want us to learn the DP dialect just so we can communicate with you? We already have to learn Twill and Pope dialects, and a whole 'nother language for EF"
"*starts toasting the unused marshmellows from camp over Twill's back*"
(TEMCO Writer) "We may or may not be TEMCO, you may or may not all be assimilated?"
"A Glareon and an Icysaur with slowless eyes climbing a tree that is jumping silently"
(DarkPegusus) "You have wings, so do I. You have a lab, so do I. You have a sword, so do I. You have invincibility, so do I."
(Cutie_Eevee) "I'm in a COMIC, see. This is like a COMIC and my Route 50 daddy put me in here. That's my ROUTE 50 daddy Spark Leaf, not my REAL daddy"
"Boss battle: Swotsy + Frosti + Xetaja! Fight!"
" ...Pope is Borg. Resistence to the muffin man is futile. Everything will be assimilated. D<"
" hm... shouting match >w> <w< What WOULD that be like? "Post!" "No you post!" "Woop woop!" "Die in a burning pit!""
"Random guy: 2+2 = 4. DarkPegusus: LIER"
"brb quake"
""In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Kat said, "Let there be tasers!"" ~ Book of Notwututhinkitis, 1:1"
"*brushes layer of dust off Insyte* SC needs to be thrown into itself"
"Frosti and I have been shot so many times today that I must have lead bones by now *shot more*"
"WHAT IS THIS, NATIONAL GIVE-STUDENTS-AN-ORAL-RESEARCH-REPORT WEEKEND?"
"I'd write a Halloween story, but it would involve at least 5 pages of TD stalking Sky"
" Horizontal force = mass * horizontal acceleration = m * ax = Max = 127"
"We are Genosect. Resistence is futile. All your casette tapes shall be assimilated. D<"
"You are not a god, roleplayers. You do not have the whole world in your hands."
"I eat lunch in a classroom and usually spend break curled up in a corner near my next class with my keyboard, typing typing away"
"Summer in Cali is where everyone retreats into their houses or self-broils themselves at the beach."
" uh... thanks... But really. Look at it. That's supposed to be a paragraph, not a pair-o'-sentences."
"*shrug* Back in the day, everyone I knew around me was a Johto fanboy and made fun of Hoenn so much. Or they were newbies and loved Diamond and Pearl to death. There was a time where I'd have admitted Johto was better than Hoenn, but people were so adamant that Hoenn was the WORST THING EVER that it pissed me off"
"Now you guys fit the Zorua-Eevee-Riolu pattern for newbies :D"
"GHETSISSSSS. GIRATINA ARE DISSAPPOINT. D<"
"@Navarr ...Er. How many girls have you had a crush on now?"
"I declare this the day of my birthday to be national Skarmory Day"
"I'm a bit more attuned to words by nature... with pictures, I can only ooh and ahh at the pretty shades"
"Dibs on being jury. All 12 members." ... "We appear to have a hung jury"
"You may or may not live in a world manufactured by TEMCO."
"I have a theory that everyones' maturity drops by 3 years online"
"I don't watch TV, it's all the way over in the other room"
"What? You're not boring us... it's better than just sitting around in a dead chat pretending to write RP posts anyway."
"$10 says that next time a staffie hides behind skyvoice, you're all going to assume it's me"
"why are all the jelly beans in this jar either coffee, cinnamon, or buttered popcorn"
"Hypothesis: If ??? = a person, then Swotsyx???" ... "Second hypothesis: If ??? = not a person, then Swotsyx???"
"*imagines Rai and Poffin yelling across the house*"
"* Sparkleaf dragoons everyone in this room except Xeta, Sky, Tako, Sero, Sheep, AU, MV, and himself"
" Oh my god there's 12 people and it's 9:27 PST... that means it's past midnight for everyone on the east coast xD"
"Uhh, I actually have no idea what Kit would look like. Opposite of Kat? Drinks Coke, has black leather jacket"
"...*pictures Sky juggling RPs like juggling balls with her tails*"
(Ninetails) "So, you have crept into my secret base like a sneaky little mouse, have you? You needn't have come all this way just to read my stories. I would've come and posted them in the chat for all to see just the same."
"/choose Leaf is insulted, Leaf is confused, Leaf is embarassed, Leaf is clueless"
"also, Swotsy is cheating on Charles and Neulauk and Coolio and Pickle and Creamsicle and and and"
"Mentioning chatlogs = almost a guaranteed way to keep it out of a chat log"
" Mae: Because Patchouli would make an interesting Espeon. "Why is that Espeon floating a book at me o_O""
"Twiggy: Sky is your cat? 8D"
"lol, yeah though the main reason is that our characters seem to get into feuds more O_o"
"Necha is channeling the spirit of Poki... next she'll be summoning Shiny Gulpins"
" Pope: I will trade you Latin for Japanese"
"Anataa no okaasan" ... "the weaboos have infected me this past week D:"
"if you draw the 7 deadly sins, you could draw Pope as a pony"
Darren's great-great-grandfather may or may not be Insyte."
"This is epic, Sky looks like an epic wolf here. An epic wolf, staring at the viewer, silently asking... "Are you posting?""
"Draw a leafeon"
"four notifications were from you, Sky <w< not my fault if I can't post //jkjk"
"Navarr logic - Given a organism A and an organism B, AxB. Oh wait no. AxB + Closet."
"MV, you may possibly be the crack child of DP and Sky" ... "* Sparkleaf is so dead if either of them see that"
"Somehow I misread that to say "Winner gets a date as a prize""
"Seromi: lol yeah, I didn't think I would watch MLP past the first 5 minutes either"
"*foxgrin* ...you can always count on a fox's word. <w< *shify-eyed*"
" "I like what's hip and happening. Say, have you heard of this HOBO LIFE? y/n""
"Pal Park is secretly operated by six Dusknoirs who scour the wilds, drag off children to Route 221, and kill them for sport."
"Kat: Swotsy, from this day on, you shall be named Kstan. Everyone: Kstan! Kstan! Kstan!"
"George Kstanza *runhide*"
" I got a rainbow dash toy all the stuff that everyone got ten weeks ago- Skyward Sword, Inheritance, etc etc etc."
" Look at me, look at MV. Now back to me, now back to MV. Now back to me, I'm on a Skarmory, crashing through your walls."
"Cyan is inside your mind, controlling your thoughts, making you draw her as much as possible *jk*"
" *guess* That a high-velocity, mahogany-furred vulpine leapt over several lethargic canines?"
"* Sparkleaf summons Apsa Truck"
"yes, the demon that nearly wiped out all of humanity was named after a beanie baby :P"
"Katie Kitay for president 2012?"
" You also have difficulty entering the chat on your own will. :D"
"Technically, I could do a crappy little hop and that would be an aerial attack"
" is she going to fire her orbital dialga cannon D:"
"By the way... I locked horns with Sky and won. >D"
(Lyther) "I swear to Arceus, I'm going to kill you and use your dead body as a scarf."
"because I am stabbed with the homework knife too much"
"What, 'my cotton-candy Houndoom ate my homework'?"
"I dunno, Twill noms a lot of things >.> <.<"
"no, it wouldn't be good, but it'd be mostly bad for us all... because then he would be output'ing enough rockets to level the chat tower"
"well there's a Raichu/rabbit thing :D;; which is "like" a Pikachu"
"Aura Sphere is a perfect-accuracy move so it would go around him and hit Scout >w> *evil grin*"
"Sparklein has completed a rewrite spree"
"I've found myself falling asleep in the afternoon lately, and I wake up thinking I'm on a cloud >.>"
"...Whenever I use too much sour cream, I take some food coloring to make it look more green >.>"
"yes >__> And my 5-star "half-baked chicken wings" will be my specialty dish"
" I would call it a shotgun but it was a rifle :U Because when I was 7, the word "shotgun" sounded cooler 'It's a gun that can be shot!' x3;;"
" hey, I hunt dragons for a living, magic is annoying <x<"
"* Sparkleaf pads off with tail between his legs in shame" "*tails"
"I'll still have more tails than you >x>"
"With his lance I mean. ...With his steel lance, I mean. ...I mean the one that he uses in battle >.<"
"" ...Lethal, if you're a Rhyhorn and Navarr's a Rhyperior... does that mean you're Navarr's kid?"
"Laziness: Route 50's equivelant of gravity ^_^"
"*insert Wigglytuff Guild catchphrase here*"
"Pokey stop yelling at Sky or she will stop yelling at us, and then the Route 50 rps will die. :1"
"Hm. For a guy whose name is Sparkleaf, I seem to not have a lot of grass-type favorites."
" Is it just me or do you women have a billion names for pretty similar looking clothing :1"
"Route 50 is like ponies, it can be crossed with anything."
"There's something to be said about a mother unaware of her son's birthday. *jk*"
"*glances up from where he is snacking on a corpse*"
"dirty hipsters singing their dirty hippie rap songs and taking their dirty hippie drugs and spreading their dirty hippie peace/love/tolerance :1"
"So today I decide to make my own sprite of MV. I pull up the sprite sheet and extract a Vaporeon, then zoom out. See, I have never actually SEEN the BW sprite of Vaporeon before. I think, "Look at that innocent smile on that Vaporeon, it's so damn cute." Then: "Time to cut out half of its face, slice off its tail, and replace it all with metal parts."
" And DP hatched from an egg laid by a previous DP"
" No see, MV, it's okay for girls to make fun of guys, it's only sexist if guys make fun of girls apparently *jk*"
"also MV appears to be crying (in the pic) (also in chat)"
"... I knew I'd be back to rewriting an LotE chapter eventually, but I didn't expect to be back this soon "
"*yawn* now I can go back to actually making new content in LotE instead of an endless tream of rewrites "
"First time I didn't get the newest Pokemon games on launch day since Emerald. Waiting for Christmas"
"You mean those people who sit on a bridge all day waiting for people to drop nickels into their xylophone cases?"
"Choco's full anme is ChocolateEevee Pineapplesaur RedIce JazzyJumpluff SalsaSkiploom HiphopHoppip Yammonster Muttshroom Twilla"
"* Sparkleaf chases his tails in seven different circles"
"I don't have weddings, I crash weddings"
"It seems that Whiskas is, by consensus, a kitchen implement used to beat eggs ^^"
"I get the sense that bad things happen every time I look away from the screen"
"There is some truth behind every joke... but also a joke behind every truth"
"Xetaja is Lightning from FFXIII. She's an army of one."
"Maestra did not like Pope, so when they were together, she would show her affection with a knife"
"Watching chat is like reading Catch 22"
"Should I throw in this completely random Insyte scene, that probably doesn't add to the story, may delay completion of said story, and only exists only for fan service and personal entertainment?"
"Family tree = a jellyfish, where everyone is at the end of a tentacle and Kstan is the jelly part >_>"
"*pastes a Rainbow dash sticker to FeMV/MV's forehead* Well, I'll be going now, 'night" | "* Sparkleaf jumps out the window"
"Frosti draw MV as a shark, you've drawn him as everything else"
"Fexible is, always has been, always will be the Lurking Queen"
"So I shall have to appeal to Xetaja's sense of procrastination"
"Do video game characters have to be social thinkers? Given that Link breaks the pots from every house he enters, I don't think so."
" Security breach, someone find a neuralyzer"
"Why Apsa, I didn't know you felt that way about me. *jk, jk*"
">.> ...>_> ...>___________> ...urra kitsune imma kitsune"
"Currently replaying Twilight Princess. GDI FLOATING HANDS. LET ME TAKE YOUR GLOWING MARBLES ALREADY"
"pretty sure I established I have negative sense of humor :P"
"He does live in a hermit crab shell. Which is really a dictionary."
"This is amazing beyond words. Well, amazing beyond ten words"
""build a village, become a legend""
"well LotE is "slightly" darker than the average roleplay..."
"Manectric is the best Pokemon that ever existed in all existence that ever will exist"
"Doing nothing is exhausting"
"Marills must be native to Hoenn"
"Team... Plasrocket?"
"The next chapter of LotE will be no more than 2700 words. LotE chapters are usually tldrs. What does that make this?"
"MV is a robot, all his days are preprogrammed"
"[I am] A fox in the body of a human pretending to be a fox pretending to be a Pokemon"
"A Kat, a Xeta, and a Sparky walk into a bar..."
"I just noticed that I have Xeta do an awful lot of expressions with her eyes, given that she wears a blindfold"
"Xeta wins gunfights with swords. She also wins tankfights with swords."
** "The one who writes a paragraph a day will eventually write a novel." **
""DP is a gold medalist in nickname invention (Twill owns the silver medal)""
" ... Wait. 50,000 words? Not 500,000? >_> *secretly wonders if he could start late and finish*"
"Clearly, Spiritomb is legion, for it is many."
"Flip a coin ^^ ...You don't have to obey the coin"
"let's stop stating the obvious... and go back to discussing why Manectric is the greatest Pokemon that has ever existed"
"This is just a reminder to all newly joined members that Route 50 is, in fact, a Pokemon website."
"Moon is high on cookies, Denki loves cake, Cyan is oblivious, and Nicole is a drunk"
"That moment when you use Hi Jump Kick and the opponent uses Protect. OTL"
"Everyone draws Apsa with white fur or black fur, so I asked her what color her fur was, and she said 'gray'"
"there are no bad Rt50ites, except the people who taste the modlance"
"Why is Seviper 8 feet tall? Does it walk around on its tail or something?"
"Headlines: "Leafeon gets chased by rabid puppy""
"When fire and water clash, don't ever get in the way because the steam ****ing hurts"
"'A hazelnut is a type of nut'... well no shit, Wikipedia"
"Synonym for "mediocre": Inferior. Antonym for "mediocre": Inferior. *slow clap*"
"I love that feeling when I haven't written anything good in a while, and then the spark comes back. And no, this spark has nothing to do with a leaf."
*plays Black 2* whoo *gets Pokabu* yeaah *gets Running Shoes* whee *opens Town Map, sees description of the Cave of Being* AWFAWKESNO
"but i dun like sinnoh :("
"You know, I thought pocky was just hyped up over the Internet, but it's actually pretty damn good"
"I remember that I used to make up stories about my family as a little kid. Turns out I never had to-- we had an interesting story all along."
"Bricks courtesy of Dark and Pegusus, Ltd."
"Idea for RSE remake (or X and Y): Combine Secret Bases with Hidden Grottos-- if you don't visit your secret base for a while, a wild Pokemon moves into it."
"The family is comparing Hans Zimmer's works in the Dark Knight trilogy to his works in PotC. Pirates versus ninjas much?"
"...Ohh yeah.... Now I remember why I wanted an R/S remake. :| I think I just wanted a Leafeon in Hoenn"
"DP, you must help Phantom get back to the past, where he will become Pope and become lord of the squirrelkin"
" con-ti-noo-i-ty...? o_o"
" Oh, I don't get angry, this is just a game. Where sometimes people are hit by falling chairs. :D bonus points for hitting MV"
"secretly, Pope already made a space diner, then wiped his memories so no one could steal the space pudding"
" Notice how Voltorbs now force themselves to wear fake buttons. And then Archie's Electrodes lie on their heads."
"I love the word sheepish but it seems not to fit when describing a dog"
"I love ruby/sapphire and all but... why does wally always walk around in his pjs"
"A fox is moving at 80 mph towards a canyon 2.5 miles away, another fox is moving at 60 mph towards the same canyon 3 miles away. Who gets the fish??"
"turbofooooooooooooooooooooox"
"long story short, all my Pokemon stories came from me overreacting over a lot of little things in Diamond/Pearl and thinking of it as the end of the world, so I went back a generation and got inspired to write while replaying Ruby"
"* SparkofLeaves performs surgery to remove MV's literal-ness"
"Right. If I rambled anywhere else and I sounded like a crazy guy, apologies, speel deprived."
"The only thing more awkward than describing a dog as sheepish is describing a sheep as sheepish."
"Sometimes I forget Sparktail has electric attacks "
"Seeker woke up on the wrong side of the nest, this millenium"
"MV is the town drunk, don't mind his ramblings"
"So in summary, according to textbooks, is it suddenly politically correct to call them 'Indians'? Or are writers just too lazy to type out 'Native Americans' these days?"
" correction: it moves faster than a Raichu on crack //vanishes again"
"So I just realized that whenever I post something I feel awkward about on tumblr, I quickly bump it down with lots of fox pictures"
"Sky invaded my fields. I have a Zorua working the Blast Field and a Deino working the Totter Field"
"Space: The final random. These are the voyages of the brickship Zeronius. Her ongoing mission: To explore shiny new planets... to seek out bacon life-forms and cheese civilizations, to go boldy where no Peggy has gone before."
"Link: the only video game hero who can survive falling into a pit of spikes"
"* Sparkleaf gives MV some Whatever Vaporeon's Favorite Food Is"
"Bwahaha! Die, bandits! Your full set of steel plate armor and elven dagger has nothing against the (fox-in-a-human's-body-who-plays-as-a) cat-that-rides-a-horse-and-turns-into-a-wolf-and-has-the-soul-of-a-dragon!"
"hai gusy imm pokye adn i cnat splel"
"* Sparkleaf rubs two leaves together...causing them to spark //neck on executioner's block"
" PttR is one with LotE, and PttR is one with all universes? :D"
"...I just realized, the multiverse is structured largely on two RPs and one fanfic... :1"
"I should go bike down to mickey Ds and grab a mccafe but I'm not wearing a shirt"
"every new character probably has a 10% chance of being insyte's kid"
"Oh crap. How did I end up following this other person /me finds a hole and buries himself in it"
(Shanala) "Hello, green line. You are annoying. I will make you go away."
"9 out of 10 times, the more you enjoyed writing it, the more your readers enjoyed reading it."
"There's this cute girl in art class and she's talking to me help I never dated in high school how does this work"
"is the foxxyfox on tumblr? :DD"
"hi mae"
"did anyone notice the secret cameos in lote...? ;D"
" I actualy liked wolves before I liked foxes. But I'm an introvert and wolves live in packs. Thus... sparklefox"
"there are 99 students in this particular class and each book is 150 dollars. I realize textbooks are always expensive, but there can't be more than a hundred pages in this text :|"
"foxes run and hide under the bed when threatened"
"eevee is more of a fox than vulpix because eevee has the ability run away"
"why do I have cookie clicker bookmarked? curse you frosti"
"I feel like it's early 2010 again. I am a bit out of sync with the chat, I am taking chatlogs every five minutes, and I have an insatiable urge to advertise LotE by bringing it up every five minutes."
"Skyrim is bad for Sparkleaf-staying-up-to-date-on-happenings-in-the-route"
"Spent an hour trying to fix chronological inconsistencies, while also trying to minimize alterations to the text. And this is why LotE will never be done."
"To this day, I have yet to "catch 'em all" in any game by any Pokedex, national or regional."
"This desk is crooked. I'm not sure how it's crooked. I had to convince myself it wans't the floor that was crooked."
"Phone, I love you and all, but just because you can't find a custom ringtone doesn't mean you should set it to the quietest ringtone you can find."
"I heard that some guy wrote "Pikachu" on his presidential ballot once. Maybe we should all do that"
"he's all reassuring and like "hey hey no need to be nervous" and she's all relieved and he's being cute and //shuts up"
"Oh yeah. Last night I dreamed of beer-battered steak. Sort of like chicken-fried steak but with the sort of batter that one uses on deep-fried fish.... I also dreamed of a vixen and we chased each other in the meadows"
http://route50.net/stream/post/42218
"When avoiding your native fandom, hide in another fandom. "
"I will now recite the DarkFrostisus mantra... Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts"
"By strained definition, the Republican and Democrat parties are also fandoms. Thus, the government shutdown. "
"This place looks dea-- I mean more dead than usu-- Oh. Right. I forgot I unfollowed (almost) everyone. "
"sky don't worry you were away in the magical land of tumblr "
"Our water heater is broken why does my face feel like it's on fire "
" When this chapter is done, I will destroy all my notes so that I don't stumble upon a draft and suddenly have a desire to rewrite. "
"I love how in a horde battle, all the zangooses are attacking the seviper and the sevpier is attacking a zangoose and my pidgeotto is watching in amusement and picking them off one by one"
"wild zangoose kills wild seviper. pidgeotto gets exp. woohoo "
"roller skates work in the sand?!"
"holy fudge calm down lute I'm getting your cream puff stop prancing around amie square with your hungry happy yips"
"sure i COULD fight the rock gym leader. or i could sit on the secret bench in the back of the gym. and watch the pretty waterfall"
"Note to self: close facebook game before attempting to connect to internet with X "
"Yes, Youtube. "Spark Leaves" is my real name "
"Spent hours searching for Espurr. Now that I caught one they won't go away. KYUUUUUBEEEEEEEEY"
"//swishyswishytail"
" steven is a masculine name "
"everyone laughs when I play skyrim and pokemon at the same time "
"I feel like Skiddo was always a Pokemon, while Ledyba still feels new. :1 //backwards "
"spark you dolt, do not use rock smash on the psychic-type"
"At the Battle Chateau... 'Baroness Danielle: Oh my, that is quite the unusual style you are sporting there. Did you pick out your clothes in the dark? Or perhaps from a trash can?' lol thanks frosti "
"dear young roleplayers, please direct me to a suitable collab story that I may partake of. sincerely, sparkles"
"Thalia almost so spicy she could be flareon... but spices are plants, so she leafeon "
" i think sky drank hot cocoa and got a sugar rush"
"Why do I find the Kalos Pokemon so adorable. They should seem ugly to me. But they don't"
" Usually 60-80 degrees Farenheit, don't know what that is in Celsius we're pretty sure snow exists but we're not completely certain"
"insert weird fic where vampiric Sylveon seduces Shanala and lures her away and Insyte has to go on grand quest to get his love back "
"air is really dry. 'May you have water-saturated skin' counts as a blessing, right? "
"New goal: Try to go at least one day without intentionally bringing up fanfics as conversation topic.
"poison types are everywhere, run little mawile. wait. you're immune to poison. kill them all, little mawile"
"I keep thinking Fairy is supereffective against everything for some reason "
"This chapter still won't be nearly as long as the previous one, but that doesn't mean it will be "short". Sparkle doesn't know how to write "short" things. "
"Furry writers need to use more puns than just tail/tale "
"decided to watch PMMM. this was a mistake //foxhowlsob "
"That moment when you realize all your bandaids fell off in the middle of the night and your pillowcase/sheets are now bloody "
"After a lifetime of nintendo devices with thick screens it still amazes me how close to the surface a phone's screen is"
"note to self: never ever ever ever EVER send out a steel type in an inverse battle"
"Which is why it's really good that we win... wait, we do win, right? "
"class 1: why am i taking this. class 2: why am i taking this. class 3: why am i taking this"
"Rewrite did not happen. I don't know what you're talking about."
"It's past 9. Time to start working homework, I guess"
"One reason to prefer fantasy to scifi: No phones means no instant communication, which allows for plenty of time for petty drama to develop in the story. :D"
"frosti remember when we were married and died 10000000 times"
"no offense but i think i will wait a couple years to play fe:a... things are more enjoyable when the hype machine isn't at full capacity"
"i actually think luvdisc is kinda cute //trollface"
"all hail the mighty luvdisc and their tasty tasty filets"
"Headcanon: Rosebunny is secretly mimiga"
"Why is everything I write a textwall so large you could buld a castle with it"
"I hate how writing motivation is very strong in class, even stronger on the way home, and then vanishes when the computer turns on"
"I feel the spark of love when I'm around you, Valentine"
(i forgot the freaking k) "i give u the k"
"Thanks, mom, but it's not a date."
"now my awkwardness is known to all :("
"*sudden thought* You know that part when Madoka is drawing the darkness out of everyone's soul gems? She looks a little like a pink Shaymin This has unfortunate implications for Sky."
"aghhhhh *frustrated fox sounds*"
"don't you hate it when the stylus goes on a vacation"
"SPARKLE CAN'T WRITE SHORT THINGS //curls up into fetal position"
"That was the worst sentence of mine of sentences that were actually meant to be sentences"
"It was a bottle of bourbon whiskey that I tagged "Does it taste like dragons?""
"dp and i will some day reenact the battle between groudon and kyogre"
"damnit frosti >:( MAKE ME A MAGICAL VIXEN"
"because dp is gamefreak. not the company, i mean, though he might be"
"imagining sky as a vulpix happily burning twiggy's 3ds and then twiggy flailing in the background"
"oh well, let's do this the lazy way"
" if you can make the audience cry, you did a good job"
"pitw wasn't a success because it had two modes: turbo and off"
"being reviewed by farla is suffering"
" rewriting is what i do best"
"i think that once lote is done, i'm going to make a billion tiny fanfics. and they will be fanfic fanfics"
"mary sue is becoming extinct because of sadistic writers"
"debate is tomorrow or wednesday. help. mae teach me to TM05"
"we don't have the capacity to comprehend what you call "evil" ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼"
"hint: just because everyone has different definitions of good and evil, doesn't mean that you can't have yours"
"some day i will be able to look away from chat without it 1) dying or 2) going insane"
(Instye Meduka Meguca) "being instye is suffering"
(Instye Meduka Meguca) "freesha why"
"guys help the younglings are shipping me with nep"
"Not naming names, but we're talking about a certain sylveon, right?"
" you have to keep the heartstrings intact if you want to tug at them. :D"
(Re: steam hurts) "except in batman begins, because apparently a microwave weapon won't affect the temperature at all"
"new item for the abominations list: un-skippable youtube ads that are longer than a minute"
" i just realized fex's shirt has furret colors. frosti comes to steal your shirt in 5...4...3..."
"you know, some days i can't even write normally, i just write a crappy draft and then rewrite it repeatedly"
"job can wait until ...i was about to say 'until lote is done' but now that's actually happening 8|;;"
"google loves to "improve" our lives by making everything increasingly inefficient"
"compromise: what if we call him Green in the manga and Blue in the games?"
"Switching to 'night of a dozen coffees' mode"
"mahou skywarrior shaydoka magica"
"i think kai la kai could work pretty well"
"who would be a part of the route academy host club"
(StEB!Meguca) "i save patcheru"
(StEB!Meguca) "crees is cool!"
(StEB!Meguca) "argle why"
"if normal dp is a prince then f!peg is a princess??"
(Re: Nepeta with Kyubey avatar) "what in gods name have you done to your avi O__O"
"olivia is like that one kid in high school who hears me mutter something vaguely relevant to class discussion and then repeats it for the entire building to hear"
" in these parts we call skin marks that come from the sun "cancer""
"oh my god. guys. there's an axe in bravely default called Fox tail"
"if the story you're telling isn't the story you want to tell, there's no shame in trying to rebuild your story"
"i prefer tony stark kat to goddess kat"
** "Pride and fear, he saw now that all creatures had both; they were all the same, all flawed, all sentient." **
(Re: seagulls sound lonely) "maybe if they didn't crap on everyone/everything they wouldn't be lonely"
"dear keyboard, stop reverisgn the "g" and "n" of my words"
"is that nana mizuki again @_@feiito, feiito everywhere"
"my hours in Terraria have broken 1000, rolls into a corner"
"Dear Megan Fox, Ylvis, and Fox News: please disappear from the internet permanently, you are making it hard to find videos of actual foxes"
"ever notice how anime schools never assign homework (except for that one summer packet that the protag puts off till the last day of summer)?"
"Dear fandoms of all kinds: Just because two characters are really well-developed does not necessarily mean they would go well together."
"now comes the real fun: post-halloween candy clearance sales"
"clannad, more like emotional rollercoaster"
(ORAS launch day) "Happy "Dawn of a New Beginning in the Most Beautiful Region Of All Time" Day! i will join you guys one month from now"
"* Sparkleaf rewatches a clannad episode because fe:a reminds him of clannad. everything reminds him of clannad"
(imitating Twiggy) "trees and flowers and trees and flowers and trees. no it doesn't matter that this is made of metal. it needs more trees and flowers and trees"
(Re: Is it a real mae or a fake mae?) "*gets insyte* here, we will use a chick magnet to determine if this is a real torchic"
"Oh, I get it. It's called heaven's feel because it's filled with feels"
"Gen Urobuchi is hereby banned from coming within 100 yards of any character under the age of 18"
"shower thoughts: the creator of a good game won't always win his own game, in fact he will probably know he's about to lose like ten steps in advance"
"heaven's feel: 'senpai noticed you and that almost made the world end'"
"do you really think i have gone out of the house today"
"Either my car is possessed by a demon or the shocks are giving out"
"THE ANTS ARE BACK, TO BATTLE STATIONS, TO BATTLE STATIONS"
"I wasn't told what to write about for this paper. So I'm writing about foxes"
"Why is my first question to hearing about a metal always "can you make a sword out of it"
"I found a lot of typos in my custom dictionary from over the years. Time to clean it out. *looks at the next word* Pretty sure Chimchar isn't a word. *deletes*"
"type moon tsunderes are fully capable of defending themselves and their totally-not-love-interests-or-anything-baka"
"get back in the kitchen shirou"
"white people care more about diversity than I do"
" typh i know those dolls are cute but we are approaching the speed of light"
(Re: Fate/route extra) "i am not sending route 50 to the moon"
"groudon is nearby. probably accompanied by a squad of ninetales. all holding heat rocks"
"protip: when testing mod powers, don't test them on yourself"
"protip: don't enter chatrooms that don't exist"
(imitating Krieg) "WHY MUST SPINNING RIBSPLITTER BE STUCK IN GUN???"
" this is a big moment, crisis has reached its third post"
"that doesn't sound grammatically correct but i haven't earned my english degree yet so who knows"
"this was very endgame, mind you, where your warriors can hit the damage cap by breathing on the enemies"
"Shower thought: technically pac-man's mouth opens sideways"
" i just learned that it is possible to spill a cup of water and not get water on anything except your phone"
"So I'm watching Charlotte. Yay, another anime by Key. Oh no, another anime by Key"
"in this assignment, I wrote about how I would try to overcome my difficulties with time management. It was due 3 o'clock, and the timestamp reads exactly 15:00. i hope i get credit"
"the last few days whenever I do or say something dumb, I immediately think "sparkles, you baka" mae what is this new command seal you put on me"
"confession: I have always wanted to try tabletop roleplaying but never found enough friends interested or willing to tell me how"
(Sky's friend is a rabbit breeder) "ask your friend to hatch you a shiny"
"all things come and go, except temco, which may or may not have come, and which may or may not have gone"
"trump the garbage dump"
"Answering machine: This is Donald Trump and I need your help to make America great again-- Me: *picks up phone* GO AWAY *hangs up*"
(Talin's name) "his horse is sparkles mcglitter and it is the prettiest pony"
"slick uses sparktail as a 3ds charger"
"creepy loli symbolizes the destructive nature of mankind"
"since steb never ended does that mean we stopped it from ending with a battle"
" mother's day applies to arcane forces too"
"girl in VN: Did you do your homework? Me: i knew i was forgetting something"
"Fun fact: I still think of FFVI characters by the names I gave them in that Route 50 playthrough, sometimes forgetting they have actual names. Sabin has permanently become Coolio in my head"
"uxie, azelf, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* macaroni"
"* Michiko smacks Typh with a signpost! :D"
"Maestra: Metatyph: you guys just have to travel around the world to meet up and infrared. ready go"
"'EeveeBot and Sparkleaf are now in a relationship.' what, don't stare at me like that"
"saving it for saga, f/r has enough lancer-kun shenanigans"
"foxes don't sleep"
"what i like is not so much osananajimi as much as "friendship becomes romance", which just usually lines up with childhood friendship"
"But if it absolutely has to be invented in America to be American, I regret to inform you that our restaurants typically do not serve wojapi"
"You are walking through the forest, when you see a woman climbing out of a well and crawling toward you, hair covering her face. It's Leopard's lillie gif"
" the chat died so all i would be uploading would be an empty frame"
"Aw yes, you go, Shanala! My dear vixen"
"shh master we're busy angsting over a game"
"typh owes me a togekiss"
"Oh yeah, the exact date was Jan 15, 2014. I pulled an all nighter to watch madoka in one go and my foxy little heart was never the same"
"do i count as a primal beast"
"It's okay, sky is still here in your heart"
"mae's a bullet?"
"cinnatyph roll"
"Make a sea serpent emote. It can be 600px long and 10px tall"
"Please be gentle"
"This is like that time where I talked about my favorite post-E4 training spot in Hoenn and Typh said it wasn't available in ORAS because it wasn't accessible until after the E4"
"Something like. Kotori: It's a dog. Protag: That thing's not a dog. *Chibmoth attacks protag violently. Protag flies 30 feet* Protag: maybe it's a dog"
"fox is trustworthy. u can trust fox. holds knife behind back'"
"This definitely excuses rewriting half the chapter"
"i vote to forbid typh from implying that he is useless unless he ends up on the bottom of every raid //gets a broom and sweeps the raid bottom"
"what bee? no bee c: we were neck and neck for a while there tho then i sent in the Y-bomb"
"she wants to know why you haven't come home in ages to see her... and put flowers on her grave c:"
"say 'thank u miss yui'"
"Wake up, Typh. You're in Heavenly Host"
"is this a waifu war? go home everyone, yui is best girl"
"as for yui's song... //googles "godfather the musical" to see what pops up"
"become the harem king, typh. sen and i will turn you into a carnivore"
"yui has spoiled me"
"behold, the harem king rises"
"wonder if yui likes cannoli"
"everyone will be folded into yui's kazokuuuuuu"
"See, I forgot to touch ears with yuisis, and today sucked at work"
"what, u think i would disrespect yui by not giving her white day choco"
"foxu have many concubine"
"foxu will become yui's bride wait"
"cuddles yui"
~ Sparkleaf^exc

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Sparky
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"HOOOOYAAAHHHH!"
"It's not my fault all my RP characters are semi-violent extensions of a desire to be manly and shoot things."
"TEMCO might have a mascot. But it probably doesn't, if it does exist that is."
"Potato chips? Don't you mean crisps? /British"
"Chips are what you have with fish from a Fish & Chip shop! XD"
"I always wished that they'd made it so that every 1 in a million splash attacks would be a one hit KO"
"I want to go back and count the number of splashes to work out how long till you run out of PP"
" I don't think even Nintendo considered the possibility of Magikarp defeating anything with Splash :']"
"I almost feel that Kat should write a hidden code such that any time we mention her name in chat, she is alerted. So she can just appear on cue. Although, who's to say she hasn't already?!?"
"Would be cool. I mean, it would be awesome if you could make it so that it would redirect them to chat with their next Rt50 page load :D"
"I think it's a magnificent idea (and you're not a bad idea Nav, don't listen to nasty Kat :P)"
" Haha, sounds pretty good to me! Pointless texts are a sign of affection :3"
"Don't make excuses Xet, you're only embarrassed that we would totally pull the maid look off."
~ Sparky^exc


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Squipper
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*just reads* Oh... *goes and stands in corner*
"I am such a dork ah someone help my dorkiness take it please"
"there needs to be a week where all of us here on the route are just super happy, intoxicatingly so."
"I SWEAE I MADE THAT???? I REMEMBER TYPING IT AND EVERYTHING???"
"Japanese is very annoying to learn. I repeat. Japanese is very annoying to learn."
"trying to come up for a special ability for a roselia with big blooms that isn't completely stupid is real hard ya know"
"Writing: where you learn what concussion symptoms are, the best/worst ways to shoot someone, and how fragile a human life is!"
"someone tried to call me on skype and i fell through the ground and back up into the sky?!?!"
" it was so close between frosti and me"
"The moon is not red you all lied"
"It isn't like we need to breathe or see at this time of year. No really I need my eyes to see the bees but they are too busy being swollen shut"
"Do you ever want to swish your tail back and forth but then you realize"
"Do you ever stay up too late and hear different noises from different video games ranging from things like the cute noise from the pmd series when you are notified that you are hungry to the screams of bloody horror from things like silent hill or gta"
"I just questioned if you could make more idols in love live by breeding them then I realized how horrible that sounds"
"Me: I should post more art here!!!! I should art something!!! *plugs in tablet, picks up pen, opens sai* ....... So I have ssome new games,"
"Do you ever get really nervous about something and suddenly forget what you were nervous about"
"sometimes i look at the stuff i used to post here... sometimes i cry a little"
"you know what they say, folks. it's not springtime unless you experience a different illness a week for the three weeks leading up to allergy season"
~ Squipper^cool


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Star (Luckystarkonata)
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"i know fox just when i got something that been waiting a long i get sorta crazy and happy a good crazy not the bad fox"
"i already ate i ate pizza yum pizza"
"look Sky people r a escaping from the exit GET THEM!"
"PEOPLE why r you here anywas if you won't talk and poffin SHOW YOUR SELF POFFIN!!!"
"hi :3 people are here but they won't talk WHY?accept for sky and me"
"it was'nt that interesting or half od the people or pokemon di'nt onder stand my topic"
"TACKLE POFFIN GIVE ME DOG BICUITS"
HOLY MOO A HUGE GLAASS OF CHOCOLAT MILK *get's a huge bendy straw* *drinks the choco milk*
"nooooooooooooooo *go on Xeta leg* don't leave me"
"what are we talking i know you're talking about rune factory"
"i wan't to be you O_o"
"hey i'm not that upsesed with lucky star"
"i see POFFIN!!!! CHOMP"
"Speaking of memories seeing my old art is ....shocking seeing my old post is absolutely terrifying and looking my old username I desperately want to change it (at least we can now)."
~ Star

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starryslowpoke
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"Well, teachers told me I was negative, but I told them... That I was merely optimistically depressed! ^w^"
"*Waves arm up and down with Coolio still on my finger and accidentally slaps EF with Coolio*"
"My sparkling magical-ness is no match for your muscular shirt-ripping skillz."
" Swotsy, let's run away to Japan and restore Pokemon to its former glory."
"Wah-wah-waaaaugh!! *Slaps each and every person on the CB with Coolio*"
">_> There weren't any Slowpoke Tails in that salad, were there?"
"Look at the chatbox. Now look at me. Look at the chatbox. Now Pope's brains are diamonds, pouring out his ears."
" I had a pack of licore as a child. I bit off an end eagerly and then was all, "What is thiiiiiss??""
"xD;; Ultros is the weirdest boss character. No doubts about it."
~ starryslowpoke

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SunSweetened
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"I'm kat's mistress she just doesn't know it shhh"
"its ok sparks you're one of the girls anyways c:"
"oh gosh no you always catch my worst moments ahha"
"i'm good at math, but i'd rather not do it if i dont have to... that's why i'm marrying an asian doctor who can cook"
"Good! I need to be more cautious of what I say when certain people are around haha! So many screen shots held over my head!"
"Bars are super entertaining! I love just listening and people watching there!"
"i like food...if its free...."
"mine arent fresh they're fruit cups..but i cant afford real food x.x"
"today i splurged and got a blt since its almost pay day c:<"
"Dear people across the hall fighting not so subtly with their significant others....YOU ARE RUINING MY TIME WITH THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND THEIR WANNA BE REPLACEMENT ONE DIRECTION!"
"so man of the litter ones OTPing together so cute!"
" no one knew i was a freshman cause i was in sophomore classes lol.."
" i got carded at the movies for an R movie a few weeks ago (emo)"
" some guy wouldnt let her into the bar cause he thought her id was fake...since he said there was no way she was 21 lol"
" YEAH FROSTI LETS!!! OMG I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU TO INSOMNIA COOKIES"
"i told myself i'd do homework tonight since i'm going out tomorrow...but dance moms was on and yeah..."
" ITS SO HORRIBLE FROSTI BUT I JUST CANT LOOK AWAY!"
"cream this song is repeating for the 3rd or 4th time now...i lost track...look what you've done"
"best bet is persona database then searth their individual galleries or artists known to fan art/gift or w.e a lot"
" I think it made my night...tho the "tie me to your bedpost" I had was pretty delicious too"
"you can still find me hilarious if you'd like though it makes up for my lack of personality."
"nope, no idea who that is lol... my name is caitlin"
" sparkles you should be a gentleman and go to class for me tomorrow"
" I have to sit in a open enrollment major until i have my engineering classes done to get into the college. But i have to act like i'm going into the major so I don't get in trouble for no major advancement. Since I just decided to change from HB"
"my fridge right now has...lettuce, zucchini, tomatoes, onions, eggplant, dressing, water, juice, eggs, turkey, swiss singles and left over rice oh and applesauce. i think i have raspberries and yogurt too"
" lol i'm the same way when i get really into something. or today i forgot my left over stirfry for lunch at work... i never got my break anyways i guess"
"sparks copying me!"
"I just enjoy pushing people's buttons...my roomate's bf is about to kill me x]"
"But MV I am a delicate innocent angelic flower, I would never do such a thing as kill someone c:0"
"i am a ghost flower"
"michigan=mini canada"
"oh i mean if I go anymore north i'll really be in canada... or well going west would be faster only about an hour"
"its ok i get a name change ever 6 months or so (sun)"
"POPEXPEGGY 5EVA"
"I hear my phone but I can't find it fffffffff"
"my mom always made me wear dresses and it stuck'
"when i was like 4 or 5 i cut my own hair, and i butchered it and looked like a little boy. so my mom forced me to wear dresses and pink and purple from that time forward. my hair hasn't been above my shoulders since"
"mv, which was more embarassing, turning into a pony or turning into a magical girl?"
"i drove for the first time ever in a blizzard and i spun out and almost hit a schoolbus <3"
"that is still p terrifying .. you should leave the bouncing to the bunnies"
" i think i have made my share of classy comments on frouhais art before"
"i am so social that i dont drunk text i drunk harass my online friends"
"my top suggestion on steam is waifu hunter..."
'"but I only beat dp once each, when I first got htem. cause I didn't like them as much. like I like a lot of the ideas the game had. more than the game itself its weird"
"mae is the cutest and love live god"
~ SunSweetened^cool

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SuperbSylveon
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"MysteriousVaporeon: No Mv you got it wrong the titanic sinked from iceberg lettuce"
SuperbSylveon



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Tanslec
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" I'm not actually gonna click that thanks ^^ Just in case my Internet becomes My Little Explorer or something."
"Me and Aragon seem to have the tendency of sending messages at the same time :3"
" Its still probably better than my top screen which is blank white ^~^"
~ Tanslec^cool


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Thane
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"Ad on route 50 is... guide for route 66. hmm..."
"ah, the clarion call of summer :D"
"Morning cleaning is basically the definition of insanity, after all - doing the same thing over and over, and always getting the same, messy result :P"
~ Thane


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TheAnonymousEevee
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"* TheAnonymousEevee hit herself in confusion"
~ TheAnonymousEevee^social

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TheDisasterPokemon
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"Internet is my new shiny distraction *_*"
~ TheDisasterPokemon

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TheEpicPsyduck
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Yesterday I stepped in cat throw up, today I realised I was laying in it. Geez cats, what did I do to you?
~ TheEpicPsyduck

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thekingofpillowland
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"Hey, My name is Joe (Or Joseph if you like) But you can call me Lord Morpheus. Sleeping is my favourite activity."
"ugh...two more days of school? come on! I'm so tired and I think I'm getting sick. AND did I mention that my Favourite teacher is leaving my school? AGHHHHHHHHHHH"
"One reason why route 50 is better than having friends in real life. "
"What the sparkleaf say?! Edit! Edit! Edit! What the Sparkleaf say?! Big blue eyes, Pointy nose, Writing stuff, and fixing plot holes. Typing words, up the hill. Suddenly you're going back."
"thekingofpillowland-who! my pillowcase is bigger on the inside! "
"Guys...I think my sword ran out of batteries."
"It seems that no matter how hard you try, in the end you will always spill noodles down your front"
"No excuse me, im off to sleep until july"
" there are pawprints leading away from the scene, as well as a bunch of fanfics and fox fur.... hmmmmm...who could it be..."
"Ha ha ha ha!!!!!! I dont start school until Friday!!!!! Thank the divines! Bless you Talos for smiling upoun this lowly mortal!"
"*Pulls himself out of a hat"
"Thank you sparkleaf! *hugs you* Off to do homework! - wow never thought I'd say that."
"Its not even the second week of school, and my teachers are already trying to drown me in a tsunami of homework."
"I have an essay to write for English, the topic: Control. Wtf?! Seriously? Control? The hell am I supposed to write about control?!"
"today it is sweltering hot, I am sweating like a spoink."
"Captain Kirkible and Mr. Spockle of the Enteroute"
"Mirai nikki is a happy anime! ... well it is if you like Yandere"
"You should have seennthe essay i wrote for english, my teacher looked at me when I handed it in and was like: "Dear lord, Joe, why do you hate me?""
"You copy and paste a poltergeist into the image."
"look out! Arceus is radioactive!!! I bet he'll start wiping his brow, and sweating his rust in a minute..."
"Hi there, welcome to the jungle, I'm afraid we're out of fun and games right now...so we're just gonna skip right to the cannibalism. *noms on your arm*"
"Hunt dust bunnies, cook them on a fire fueled by your schoolbooks, sacrifice one to lord Zeus, and then dine."
"who cares about the chat death i just love how i colored these eyes"
" oh noes! folding chairs are super effective against me!"
"Wouldn't say that was snarky, it was however, very analytical and Insyteful //shot"
"Its like nosebleed central here on my face! Seriously I saw myself in the mirror and I am not kidding, I look like I just massacred a family of small creatures."
"....Then again, maybe I'm the genderbend of a masculine "thequeenofpillowland""
(Re: getting to a bed before you die) "Because everyone knows, if you can at least get to a bed, then you can revert to a previous save!"
"Excuse me, but I think that my Sparktail×Insyte ship begs to differ. :D"
"Dont be silly Sparks. You aren't a human, you're a fox."
"*W0nders why his '0's l00k strange* *Realises that he has been pressing the 'zero' key* *facepalms himself into next week*"
"The important thing is to remember not to argue about religion, because you'll never win."
(Re: imitating MV) "Let's play a game. I'll have a child, and if he looks exactly like me, you will have to guess which object I intend to remove your kidneys with. Each time you guess incorrectly, you also lose a finger."
(Re: thekingofpillowland) "All of my r.p. characters are amazing! Don't try to deny it! You know that psychos and bullies are the only kinds of characters worth playing! Nyaaaaaah"
"Even though it was april fools yesterday for me, I still taped everything on my geography teacher's desk to the desk, the whiteboard markers to the walls, the whiteboard erasers(?) to the ceiling, the chairs and desks to the ground, the door to the doorstop, and a coffee mug to the coaster."
"It bothers me that even though the layout of my youtube app has changed in a way that makes it undeniably more user-friendly and more helpful, I still automatically hate it for changing."
"this just in, frosti has two faces"
"Sparkleaf: can you pay so much attention to your surroundings that you realise that they are not real and that you are in the matrix?"
"Oh no. Sparkleaf has gotten into the foxnip again..."
"I think we can all agree that raisin bicuits that look like chocolate chip biscuits are at the heart of everything that is wrong with this world."
" insyte is a king he must be allowed a harem or consorts or something"
"Hooray for Michiko! And hooray for my abuse of the ability to heart forum posts."
"Just remember to create reasons to justify those changes. But when writing, don't feel the need to specifically point at them and go "Hey, pay attention to what i did here." the story's universe generally feels much more seamless if you just write it like its just another regular detail."
~ thekingofpillowland

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TheSpeedAlchemist
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"Sorry I haven't been on, no one problably noticed but I felt like making an excuse anyway, I've been distracted with minecraft and anime and lack of motivation and laughing at humanity"
"Where the heck do all my pencils go I mean do they just fly away or something while I'm asleep"
~ TheSpeedAlchemist

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Thunda
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"Don't worry guys, I hired a comedian for the party. he should be here in 5 minutes"
~ Thunda

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Timothy
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"HERE'D BE A THOUSAND MESSAGES OF SPAM TACO RIGHT NOW IF IT'D LET ME SEND MESSAGES "
"SPARK. NEVER MENTION THE NEXT THING I AM ABOUT TO SAY AGAIN. Because you're not experienced with Web development eevee, I recommend you use *shudder* http://freewebs.com/"
"I hadn't heard the lavender town theme before, and now the normal tune sound backwards. XD"
"*Ctrl+f5 self* Hai everyone!!! :D"
"Spark, I thought you knew not to leave EF and me alone in the same room for five minutes. What were you thinking?!"
"Oh the mouseover text isn't that ba- *reads one* NEVARMIND"
~ Timothy

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Tiff
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" Haha, not much, just stopping by Route50 and planning my grand scheme to acquire all of the McDonalds Pokemon happy meal toys"
"Those dang tuna. I always knew there was something fishy about them."
"I do eat a lot of seaf-- Hello Sparkleaf! :D" "Seaf is my favorite thing, man."
"What's sparking in Leafland, my good, Nintaleseon?"
"When I'm just walking around, chilling, talking, chatting, whatever a Tiff does. And suddenly.. Everyone realizes I am a seaf!"
"And my golly I eat them all the time myself. So I guess I am what I eat if that makes me a cannibal."
":D a stream within a stream.."
- Tiff

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Toxikyle
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That's not always a bad thing. Sometimes it's nice to have your own little quiet corner of the Internet
"There was a little Internet corner like this one where I went quite a bit. Then a whole bunch of people showed up. Now it's less of a corner, more of a dark alley."
"I wish there was wonder trading in gen 4. I have 4 boxes of not shiny lvl 1 Absols collecting dust. Anyone in the K/W area need Absols? Buy one get 10 free"
"You ever walk into a room and forget why you wanted to be there, so you just leave? Happens to me all the time. I just lost my job at the fire department."
"If someone doesn't travel back in time to prevent me from doing something, how bad of an idea can it really be?"
"* Toxikyle goes through the lurking glass"
"Some men just want to watch the world give you up, let you down, run around, and desert you."
(Re: Fex trains a perfect Skarmory) "The rocks of the world are not safe. The end is nigh. Birbdemic: Skarm and Typh-ror"
"So "Never" is a contraction of "Not ever," and "Blush" is a contraction of "Blood rush," then "Studying" must be a contraction of "student dying." English is fun"
"I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all the time they save."
http://route50.net/stream/post/64541
"While I chromfess that every chromment I chrompose could chromtain some chromcealed chromedy, I chrommend myself on chromtrolling my chrompulsion to chrommence such a chrommotion. However, if a chromtracted staff member of the chrommunity chrommissions it, it's chromcievable that I could chromtinue until the cows chrom home."
"And, if anyone feels chromfident in their chrompetency to chrompete with me, don't be chromplacent, for I will chrommit to chromjuring the most chromplex puns I can chrompile, with all the careful chromsideration and chrompleteness of a superchromputer"
"Why is everybody so cryptic tonight? Can't I just find out some actual info about stuff without having to decipher a riddle, translate it from hieroglyphs, construct it into abstract poetry and do two thirds of the YMCA dance just to figure out what you're trying to tell me?"
"People who buy these games who can't find someone in their real lives, people in game throwing themselves at you, and of all of them you choose to marry... yourself."
"Zac Efron is not a person, he is an entity"
"I'm... going to pretend you gave this to me a year ago... and I just... lost it at some point... somehow. Yeah, that's gonna be what happened. Yeah..."
"You mean character interactions? Yes, I think it's fairly safe to say that sky can find some way to work character interactions into this RP."
"You should definitely not be tired. Not being tired is more fun than 8 hours of coma. "
"See, McAfee will attempt to block anything that might not be a good choice. Coincidentally, McAfee blocks itself."
"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, and that means I broke the Payday 2 metagame."
"And nobody wished Mother Nature a happy mother's day. So she cries. On you"
"Canbage merchant can kill you with 17 different varieties of cabbage. Which is very impressive, seing as there are only 11"
"Hello I am replacement Sparkleaf. Sparks is Fox. I am Tox. Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingdingding"
"I'm pretty sure Capcom's got some guy in the back room whose entire job description is "more cat puns"
"Mr. Bartholomew "Buzz" Feed, this jury has found you guilty of clickbaiting, and I hereby sentence you to death by electric chair. What happens next will shock you."
"During the day, I do not believe in ghosts. At night, when all the lights are out and I really want food, I suddenly become a lot more open minded for some reason."
"Onix is a snake that coils around its prey to attack. Onix is made of spherical stones. Onix is literally a rocky ball boa. That's all. Goodnight Route"
"I never finish anyth"
"I really need to be more active on this site. I haven't posted anything to my base since last year."
"I am just making this comment so Leopard's creepy gif gets bumped a little farther down"
"TOES ARE A BIOLOGICAL HINDRANCE"
"How old were you when you first realized that Arby's is pronounced as RB's which is just an abbreviation for Roast Beef? I was today years old."
~ Toxikyle^cool

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Toyguy
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"WHAT IF Frostillius was a guy and she's just telling us she's a girl? :O"
"*randomly stands on a table* NOTHING CAN GET ME DOWN! NOTHIIIIIII-AUGH I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! *randomly falls up through the ceiling*"
"Why hello there! You can call me Toy. I have two modes: Sleep is for the weak and Sleep for a week."
~ Toyguy

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Treeboi
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"I'll look it up on Route 40"
~ Treeboi

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Twiggy
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"Call Me Cute And I Will Hunt You Down. I Know Where You Live And Sleep. Beware..."
"NAVARR!!! GIVE BACK THE PEN!! *swoops in, grabs the writing pen and hands it back to sparktail triumphiantly* JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL!!!"
"banned for coming to my rescue. >:c"
"We're gonna Bust! Things! Up!"
"8D OMGOMGOMG //fangirl squeal I HAS FOUND A WHIMSICOTT IN DEH WILD"
"SPARKLE. >:1 YOU WILL COME TO TRANSFORMICE. YOUR WIFEY IS HERE"
"this time we didn't even have to be infected by the nyan D8 We're all going to dieeeeee"
"I love how I'm struggling to move in Fluttershy's body xD "Come on... I have to move... Urghhh-""
"rawr dun touch mah bunnies >8U Fluttershy raaage"
"I laughed so hard at that episode 8D seriously. "the Grand Galloping Gala." You would be sick not to laugh"
"As you should be. C:< So now that we're done spazzing, whats up in your life? :D"
"I'm spending about four extra hours a day in the kitchen, playing with my new cat Flutter <3"
"pfft, 'course 8D Yeah, she's the sweetest thing ever. I was moving a feather for her to chase, and she pounced on it, then looked up and saw my hand; so she dropped the feather and rubbed against my hand to be pet. xD;"
"xD It adds character, lol //has no idea what she's talking about"
"OURAN HOST CLUB... WHERE HANDSOME BOYS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS ENTERTAIN GIRLS WHO ALSO HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THIER HANDS. 8D"
"oh geez, that letter is too great. x'D"
"Huh, that's interesting xD we should totally be the elemental sisters, 'cept I'm so much younger. >w>"
"s'okay. ♥ eeeee Shaymins and Turtwigs ♥ and Roserades and Cotonees and Leafeons aaaaaaah"
"Oh, Navarr //shakes head" ... "you should know better"
"okay following 2 chat rooms at once is confuzzling"
"dude dude DUDE I beat Ninetails like a few days ago and ASDFSADFA LOVE <3"
"Spark says SkyWarriorcool is my cat, seeing as one of her nicknames is Flutter 8D"
"I couldn't figure out how to hurt all the little tail-cats at first so I was looking through my inventory and was like OHEY look at all those Exorcism Slip Ls I have sitting around in here. 8D"
"I used to love Rotom. Especially Mow Rotom. Well. That was quite the Halloween story, Sparkling Leaves. 8D; I'm glad you're happy with it~"
" All of them were like, "I'M GONNA BE A SOLDIER DURRHURR" five minutes ago then they just shut up :D"
" I know right x_x I've played the game twice and it was okay, but not fun enough to obsess over unless you enjoy blowing out people's guts. o3o"
"I want to learn Latin and my family's all like, "wasting ur time gurl >:U""
"I totally did not just imaging you whipping a cape out of no where and posing 8D;"
" //totally just didn't name a Flareon Fireheart"
"Oh gosh guys I was in Times Square last night [...] it was terrifying"
" we almost got trampled when these policemen came down the road with GUNS on HORSEBACK"
" but at the same time it was insanely fun xD;"
"and my dad just walks into the room bearing gifts of INSANE FUZZY KNEE SOCKS"
"My year just got 20% cooler"
"Hehe, thanks ♥ *returnpawfive*
How are you, Sparkling Leaves?"
"another reason why I love the New Year: my birthday is on the 7th <3333"
"oh oops >w>"
" writing ^^; also trying to get flutter off the keyboard"
"Everyone's like, "college!" and I'm like, "7th grade! </3""
"oh god once I came home with my bffl and there was MONSTER PRAYING MANTIS in the main entrance we screamed bloody murder and ran :l"
"what have you brought upon us choco ALKDJFLASKDJF THIS IS SCARRING BUT I CANT LOOK AWAY"
" asdfs massive shiver attack ;w; probably an afteraffect of bugs"
"g2g guys, dad just made 2 trays of marshmallow rice crispies <333 excuse me while I stuff my face ahaha."
"I got to the part saying "But this story isn't about Bobby, it's about his cat Fluffy." IMMEDIATELY HOOKED"
"oh my god I just stepped on a dead bug I HEARD IT CRUNCH" ... "help qwq"
"Oh my gosh you're coming to New York?? Where are you going because I will totally ambush you somewhere :D <3"
" oh my gosh guys my poor baby kitty just threw up on my bed brb"
" MV throws the doll out the window where it hits a passing civilian, causing them to panic and run onto the street making a major pileup. ^___^"
"uhh my dad made rice krispie treats with marshmellows and omg I ate like half the pan x-x"
"Ooh I love steak :D Especially my dad's he's an awesome cook "
" N-no see it might smell like sarcasm but tastes like the truth >w<"
"Pokey, that wasn't very nice. :/ And it also isn't the first time I've seen you make a comment like that. Please have a bit more sportsmanship, it makes it more fun for everyone c:"
"oh gosh my alarm clock is so obnoxious xD stupid ear-shattering screeching >w>"
"also if it takes me a while to type im having two conversations and eating marshmallow rice krispies :D"
"yes, I am the master of wit xD"
"So its a really long story but what happened was me and my friend went to say hi to another friend at the movies and we got stuck in their theatre thanks to security where they happened to be watching THE HOUSE AT THE END OF THE FREAKING STREET. OHH MY GOD I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT"
"ryan is going to move nextdoor and be my friend and then ill find out that he keeps his sister in the cellar even though she officially died like 10 years ago and then kidnaps me and tries to kill everyone I love and ALSKDJF"
Haha I'm not that hardcore, Zelda music is just amazing and I love everything about it and yes <3""
"my brother's friend came over the other day and I had a friend over too so we took out all our weapons and we were all like sparring in the yard xP"
"This is my first post on my new laptop, a Sony Vio touchscreen C: It's a black-and-red beauty :D"
"It's pretty snazzy stuff :D and the background changes color ermagerd"
"The first comment is what I spent about half an hour doing the first time I went to Castle Town as a wolf. Giggling maniacally the whole time, may I add."
"*tears down wanted poster* >w> <w< what who did that"
"Not much exciting stuff has happened to me recently...so don't expect a detailed description of my fight with a 3-headed Swedish tentacle bear :0"
"A friend of mine is trying to help me learn to code and stuff, because he is a computer genius and I break every electronic I touch :'D"
"If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you"
"ahh man I have spent all day beautifying my animal crossing town instead of working on my summer homework and I have no regrets :'D"
"Honestly the only reason I had the drive to do it was because the other option was exponents uwu;;"
"Spark you are a fox eat it"
"Do you know what helps Fred? Fire. Fire gets rid of annoying little things. Like mysterious filter worms"
"Try the ancient art of reading shell lines maybe that will hold the answer /owo/ "
"Ahh well I bet there are all kinds of important stuff to do on that computer of his; he probably just got too wrapped up in a land called skyrim c’: next time use the fire and burn the computer them he will have to feed you"
"okay spark bear is now my favorite character"
"spark i am sorry, i like dog but my favorite character is still bear"
"frosti lives the thug life even while living the school life"
" quick question, is the chat lagging for any of you guys or is it just me? uwu"
"spark, I asked my brother and he says you can take food from people's plates. i shall try this irl, wish me luck"
"Just got out of the hospital, I broke three fingers at once ahaha I am so smooth it literally hurts"
"It is 1:22 AM and there is a bird singing loudly outside my window. I don't understand. go home bird you are drunk"
"eeeeeiiii friend I would love to ; w ; sorry I haven't noticed until now hhh what would I do without you pal //pats"
"I haven't, no uwu I'm really bad with horror movies ahaha :'D I'll probably be scared out of my mind the entire thing though"
"Update: he has confessed he chose the horror movie because he is hoping I will be scared enough to cling to him hes so freaking adorable though how do I say no"
"There is a spider running loose in my room please send help. Preferably in the form of a swat team, ghostbusters, or a controlled fire"
"So I've just been avoiding my room all day because I never found the spider what do I do what if it like lays eggs everywhere and then I wake up and I'm overrun by it's evil spawn I hate arachnids"
"//burns house down" | "the sweet taste of triumph c'':"
"ahhh friend hello uwu! It's not really a serious request, if you don't want to draw it then please don't feel forced ; v ; If, however, you do, then she is just a pure white fluffynut of a husky with one light blue eye and one half blue half brown eye uvu"
"Me: I'll start my homework when this song ends. 10 minutes later the same song is still playing Me: okay what even. I-I had it on repeat uwu;;;"
"I just saw a video of a firefighter saving a kitten from a burning house and they gave it a little breathing mask and I started tearing up it was so precious oh man the poor baby QwQ and it ended with the cat curled up in the firefighter's arm doing happy kitten things ahh the world is beautiful "
"Today is not a good day //throws homework aside and curls up with gummy bears and night vale yes good "
"hello friend uwu"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAR HAS GRACED US WITH HER PRESENCE prepare the sacrifices"
"Emma is just such a sass queen but Henry is sO CUTE QVQ and also Mary is such a sweetie gosh I can't handle her!"
"I really want to hate Regina/the Evil Queen but I am a sucker for good character development alright"
"episode 12 is giving me so many horrible feels, why is everyone's backstories so painful I can't deal with this D: Rumple is now my fav "
"phew alright :'D albino christmas sparkle appears"
"wild!!! baby!!!! goats!!!!!!!!! ahh //flees "
"there are 8 stray cats in the complex we're staying at according to the nice lady who feeds them all daily and 4 of them like me I have been chosen by the gods "
"go begin your journey of frustrated screams and tears because the frickin storyline i stg"
(meme) "Favorite smell? This one smell that I only smell at my house during the summer or places that I have deep personal connection to. It's odd uvu;; It smells of shivering cat whiskers and lazy flicking tails and the thunder of ocean shores and ice cream in town."
(meme) "DO YOU... Wear Make-Up?: hiss"
"Do You... Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: got trained out of it"
"I keep trying to come up with a witty title for the new year but sadly I was not born to be witty"
"haha, very true uvu that's what friends are for, hm? :'D I'm freaked out but you're freaked out too, so lets get along and get freaked out together "
"heh, thank you, ghost of a left-behind time :'D"
" spark is such a weird word... its like a snake saying bark"
" completing writing pieces makes me want to overthrow the patriarchy and save a princess its so empowering ahaha"
" "tomorrow" starts whenever I actually get out of bed after going to sleep "
"WHY THE HELL AM I WATCHING THIS SHOW IM GOING TO GO CURL UP IN A BALL AND CRY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME SPARKLEAF AND FRICK YOU HOOK OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AJSKDFJKSAJF K K JAKJ F JRUMPLE??? ?? ?? ? NO?? HOOK I LOVED YOU SO MUCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING TRYING TO USE TRUE LOVES KISS IM GOING TO CRY"
"this pain is comparable to stabbing myself in the gut with a hot butter knife and twisting the blade around and also jumping in a volcano. tv shows are ruining my life "
"THE NEXT EPISODE ISNT OUT UNTIL MARCH 9th. this is it. i give up. thank you spark for destroying my happiness sOB "
"im going to go watch sweet ghibli movies and eat marshmallows"
"here lies twiggy, slain by "the feels." her last words were 'this freaking show I stg'"
"walked outside to play with my dog in two pairs of sweatpants, three pairs of socks, boots, a shirt, a sweatshirt, a ski jacket over that, a hat, gloves, earmuffs, and a ski mask. I couldn't feel my hands in 9 minutes my snow game is not strong "
"post limit please leave me be my lack of a social life is none of your concern "
"it has a pompom ehehe //easily pleased by things with pompoms "
"Feel free to drop me a message if you want to talk about any series you enjoy, fangirling is a serious sport for me and it is v serious do not disturb while fangirling"
"I didnt even figure it out for like 3 minutes I just ran around and freaked out "
"thousands of viewers will gaze, awestruck, upon the glory that is bear "
"today is a horrible day and I am going to punch a wall °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°"
"Become whoever got the role you wanted :D or destroy your enemies but that may have long term repercussions"
"ahh yeah I guess she must because its like required by parent law?? but this happens all the time so it doesn't really affect me /that much/ anymore, I suppose u n u "
"PMMM episode 3????? ???? ? ? ???? ? ? no "
"SAYAKA STOP"
"HOMURA STOP"
"now I have to go to school but all I want to do is cry "
"yeS Q V Q have mercy on my shattered soul "
"I endured ; v ;"
"One of my teachers pulled me aside and asked if I was having a hard time at home and I'm like no but I know Madoka never did "
"yeah he just gave me a weird look and said if I ever need to talk he's here for me so I almost start crying because emotions sayAKA NO but I was okay :'D "
"do you have what it takes" "yes sir I watched puella magi without crying once" "welcome to the temple of bear friend"
"you know whos not happy? Sayaka :> /flees"
"I am so proud c': enjoy your tears at end of sand zone"
"I dunno spark the power is so tempting @w@ with this I can lurk unknown for hours and hours /cackles"
"I TAKE IT BACK WHAT IS THIS BE STILL MY ACHING HEART"
""swishy swishy tail" has got to be my favorite action of all time ahaha"
"ahh I love how you did my wikia page :> thank you little friend //pats"
"to quote something I saw on tumblr a while ago: "draw what makes your heart do the smiley face emote""
"which soul-crushing event caused you to restart"
"Homework, studying, cleaning, or practicing? Starbound it is"
"I've been shivering nonstop for the past hour is this normal send help"
"scans immediate vicinity there are no more soft, fluffy materials around everything has been sucked into "the nest""
"I am so far ahead of you sparks /flips hair /hair gets caught in fan"
"A piece of paper flutters to you on the wind. You catch it because of course what else would you do let it fall to the ground?? don't litter. you monster."
"oh gosh I just pictured you walking up with cherry blossoms fluttering to the ground. wind in your hair. and then me on the curb like maybe this year senpai will notice me. and my parents in the background just radiating hatred im not sorry"
"I think this is the best comment I've ever written wow much pride very laugh"
"this is nOT how to cure someone of car phobia please slow down and stop intentionally getting close to cars on my side sorry but NO THANKS drive at a reasonable speed oh my god this is terrifying I haTE long car rides the highway is scary why are we doing this oh man I can't freaking wait until teleporters are invented"
"also I keep losing 3G so I can't even look at cute animals on tumblr or blog about food we're almost home cries"
"she somehow opened a closet door in the basement (though there was like a stack of boxes in front of it??? i dunno man cats are superior to humans)"
"leads to this crawlspace/ frikkin bomb shelter under my house that I, for some reason, have never known about? and it spreads out pretty far under the house and this loser got herself lost :'D"
"I just called her and then I see two orbs come running at the sound of me shaking her treat bag and it scared me because I couldn't tell if it was the cat or some rat from the depths of heLL it was a mess oh gosh"
"my mom just said I can quit piano once I pass nyssma level 6 that's a year at best and two years at worst I'm so happy I think I'm actually going to cry this is the best thing ever help me"
"aha, I'll probably settle down to work for a few hours tomorrow and then do my usual routine of waking up like 3 hours before dawn and doing it the rest :'D"
"after I reset two more times >w> looking for a good map takes time I got a really really nice one last night and then I accidentally reset ajjslkdfjsk"
"An hour and a half left and I've got the essay and a bunch of math problems to do. I'm think I'm confident enough in my abilities to bs schoolwork that I'm going to take a short animal crossing break :'l"
"there's more math then I thought abort abort. this is confusing lets take an animal crossing break"
"BAD SPARK omfg go do work you dummy Q a Q I've finished my essay what are you doing"
"remember if wild mae is holding books then approach with caution >w>"
"I feel like I would be much more active if every time I write out a comment or something I wasn't like "woah no what are you doing that's so lame don't even think about it." oh well."
"ah well, youtube videos can be great teachers >v>"
"awh, well it's nice to see her little shell again u v u give her a treat(do turtles get treats???) for me, ahaha"
"my hero * u * chokes on cherry blossoms"
"well I'd like to think that I'd at least be a really rad witch, ehe ^u^ gummi and I have decided that if we are magical girl failures then we'll be witches together and burn everything /cackles"
"I'm so mad I have all A's and like 2 A-'s and then there's math"
"/makes nest in tails and stays there forever /also brings cat"
"im not speaking to any of them for 10 years and also they have lost their cat petting privileges"
"swats your hearts away take me out to dinner first"
"Spark dear god sometimes I read through the quote archives and think to myself "why??? ?? why would I say that??? did I join at the age of three or what oh man""
"may I present roserade ft. the cat (im so sorry this was filmed with my phone) gosh I'm so late to the whole emotional reunion with pokemon via amie thing"
"I figured the cat would be the main selling point so I gave her an action shot 8) movie director twiggy begins her career"
"eat while tumbling using telekinesis your tumblr game is weak struts away"
"I didn't panic, I didn't freak out, I ordered food for us over the phone by myself and I did okay I think that was enough out of school social interaction to last me about two months"
"s-sparktail senpai..! thalia does the doki doki im so sorry"
"I kinda left the chat open while going about all my other internet business and forgot about it after a while >v>"
"I was bummed and then I replied and my first thought was "a deep and meaningful conversation between friends" and now I'm laughing"
" spark more like how much have I left untouched in my backpack"
"fire has the blessing of bear fire will never flicker"
"though that bell can be really really loud at 2am omg"
"bear will rain death on those black shades with all the stored might of hibernation"
"spaRK there is an abundance of foxes around my neighborhood lately. today while I was in school there was a little orange shadow trotting around outside my classroom but I couldn't take pictures ; a ;"
"and then everyone else "woW LOOK!!!! WILD ANIMAL CALL ANIMAL CRONTROL OMG!!!!1" and they scared it away because the windows were open I was sad"
"prepare the blood sacrifice(s) to bear"
"#tumblr is a serious place for mature and intelligent people to hold mature and intelligent conversations "
"please save me from charlotte's crackshipping im frightened. no offence to you of course it just,, why"
"I really want to go get myself food but the cat has nested on my feet and she's purring really loudly what do I do"
"please help me it's been 18 minutes and I can't stop listening to it I'm experiencing a strong urge to either go stand outside for hour or curl up in a ball and think about my life also is it bad this is pretty much an inspiration for how I want my writing to make people feel"
"Happy birthday neice!! stay super rad"
"I really need to catch up on a lot of stuff, theres a bunch of short things I need to transfer from notebooks to computer"
"guys im gonna do it im gonna read the thing its 10pm and im home alone with only cat for company"
"ABORT ABORT ABORT OH GODA BORT. PLEASE DONT READ THE THING AT 10PM WHEN YOURE HOME ALONE"
"bear accepts only the most hardened and devout subjects into the ranks of her disciples. if you can watch pmmm without crying more than once then welcome to the house of bear friend"
"mae: badass, book powers, also somehow pulls off cliche lines"
"im so glad that lucky charms exist"
"i know i spend too much time on my computer when im bored with the Internet"
"i should be getting ready for school but instead im here reading this. beautiful as always 8'D"
"whenever I make a text post or stream post I spend about 5 minutes thinking "is this too personal for tumblr?? ? but what if it's too dark for the route""
"/wants to join chat /knows i have to go to bed in about 2 minutes or mom will yell at me /looks wistfully at chat"
"I wake up to the sound of a power drill and dad yelling also things being thrown. its going to be a long day"
"YEAH SAME could you imagine my precious kitty cat alone for four months wipes tears"
"most of my extended time away from home is spent worrying about cat . what if dad forgot to feed her
what if she wanted treats. what if she left her favorite toy under the couch and needs me to find it for her again. what if she gets sick. what if she accidentally goes into hibernation. what if she scratches dog. i miss you cat :("
"I have to wear a dress today //whines and claws at door"
"10 minutes of loud sighing have gotten me out of wearing a dress"
"all of that was once wilderness. any of the thousands of towers in nyc alone could have been a rabbit's home, a sapling, a minish house. instead its a starbucks"
"i wish i could live cat life"
"you may now rub the bride's face in pokeamie"
"oh great bear, please forgive our insolence. We are young and foolish, and we have not meant to dishonor you so. please accept the corpses of every fish and squirrel in the forest as sacrifice. please, ever generous bear, forgive us, for we have sinned against you. continues muttering to self"
"it's 10:30pm and im here with a pile of homework and a project to do on chapter 73 of this amazing manga i started today rip me"
"dont worry you have the whole night to feed her pokepuffs by candlelight"
"at this point to everyone he's just "that" teacher lmao "
"rains tails on you purr"
"the concert was reALLY FUN but I missed game of thrones and we still have like an hour train ride and I have stupid math homework agghhh becomes a tree"
"//retreats to dark cave were I sit hunched over my laptop"
" spark i keep seeing the order of bear on the roulette and it pleases me"
"yes bear will be pleased uvu we should relay this message to her with the next sacrifice. smoke signals, the true language of the gods"
"hello do you have time to hear about our lord and savior bear. hands you a fish"
"spark, i dont know if you remember but one time in routectrl (i think) you had me use my magic and bring a tree in front of your house back to life? i thought about that today because i woke up and suddenly this tree in my yard thats been dead since we moved here has sprouted green"
"you are so lucky spark eve /uses tears to power my calculator"
"oh my god im home alone and i hear a loud noise and then a faint tinkling melody of some sort and i freaked out and went to investigate holding a knife in one hand and my phone in the other but someone just forgot to turn the tv off and its playing some horror movie im done"\
"our hotel rooms smelled like roadkill and my friends room got bloody towels ehe hes usually super calm and was pounding on my door at like 9 at night yelling about murder victims"
"when im bored i find myself constantly opening and closing route50. ill be sitting like "hm what should i do to pass the time" //opens r50 "nothing new" //closes r50 and then i repeat for like 7 hours"
"pfffff man i went outside today and found a spider the size of africa so i just ran for it "
"so today i wore a dress and really enjoyed it and looked gr8 and it's such a nice dress and yes. the object of crush and dearly beloved tags said i "was the most beautiful girl there""
"rolls around the ceiling sacrifices your firstborn to bear"
" brb while i raid the kitchen for freSH BREAD im so excited i can smell the breadness"
"how does anyone have the energy to be this (somewhat passive) aggressive so early I cannot wait to move out"
"These words scream / A painful truth / That I refuse to hear. / Close my eyes and /Silence my mind / I'd rather live a lie / Than die in truth."
"you can come play with me whoohoo :'D we are somewhat in the same area if you look at things on a slightly grander scale"
"mom is freaking out over my graduation from middle school pls have mercy i have gotten hair nails and makeup done i feel unnatural. but i do look hella fine. but my face is itchy
"my face is SO ITCHY how do people do this every day im not gonna make it"
"I'm laughing omg spark I put that in to see if you would comment and it worked you fell for the bait lsdkjflksdjf you fox nerd"
(Re: spider nest, jk) "mean. too cruel. huffs. also rubs your ears. fox is soft >v> you are forgive"
"building is SO time consuming omg,, but I've accomplished a lot!! but theres still so much more to do weeps"
"I think everything in my life is out to get me at once and I just want to sleep for a million years"
"sometimes I feel like my whole life is a big slow motion train wreck but then! !! U guys are here to brighten my day"
"I've figured out how to place my power strip so I can get my phone charger to my bed. today is an important day in the life of twiggy"
"I cleaned my room sbdhshxhzkx. nice to see u again, floor"
"this is the third time in the past two weeks I've accidentally hid comments IM SORRY my entire life needs undo buttons attached"
"whenever I actually have work to do I get terrible urges to play explorers of sky. help me"
"on an unrelated note I've been watching a bird throw itself against a window of the house for about. 3 hours now. on one hand I am very concerned about this bird but on the other hand, same"
"literally all I can picture as a final evo for popplio is walrein + clown nose"
"every day I wake up and am surprised I'm not one of those people who post aesthetic pics on tumblr sparks"
"so there r people running around my area of ny dressed as clowns with bats trying to get into schools. I wish I was bsing rn"
"s-senpai...!! //swoons"
"sleep is for healthy and balanced individuals ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
~ twiggy^cool


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Tyler
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The empress secretly has a bounty on my head So what's new everyone? :3
~ Tyler^cool




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Vriska
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"Going to go lay down a bit. It's 5:28am and my husbando won't be very happy with me if I don't sleep a little tonight."
~ :userVriska:



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Whiskas
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"nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyan :D"
"Frosti, you have to tell me who is my Secret Santa, I'll die *n*"
"Rai and me thinks that it's Blizzard... JESUSCRISTPLEASEHURRYUP;A;;A;A;"
"Winter Homework. knkjfvNO... D: I have to do it aswell."
"We need to go on a strike. >B-D"
"Lol, I remember how me and my classmate were laughing at one teacher. She has a squek at the end of like every sentence."
"Nzn is Nezinau in short xD Nezinau is I don't know in Lithuanian."
" 4:30 AM. Can't anymore."
~ Whiskas^cool

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Wren
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"Wren changed her title to "Remember to dismember""
~ Wren


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Xetaja
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"And if I could, I might actually change my answer to say that we Executives definitely have the most issues"
"... My anger management came in the form of beating up boys.... >> And then I stopped because I realized I could get in trouble for that."
"o3o Feel free to call me anything you like. *nicknames range from Xe, Xet, Xeta, Tea, Tea Jax, Jaeta, etc... etc...*"
"Hold on, my "Warning-Senses" are tingling. What is it?"
"o3o I remember thinking the starters and legendaries for Diamond/Pearl/Platinum were funky when they first came outs"
"o3o No, Kat, we are not edible. Or, rather, I doubt we're delicious. Don't stalk us."
"... W-why did I imagine you putting "My Little Pony" and rainbow/butterfly/princess stickers on boxes, Max...?"
(Re: Max sending a selfie for art reference) "Max, the picture you sent me for the hair is... a ... pikachu. ._."
"Goodness, members are spawning like rabbits. D8"
"I thought it was proved that I was an 'it'"
""I'm too lazy to get in line. And I carry a lot of stuff. So I'm just not going to eat lunch and do my homework""
"o-o .... D< Man, that girl needs to say what she wants."
"*waves the Nightmare Key* Watch as Darkrai appears. XDD JUST WATCH. *it'd be ironic if he did*"
"YES, EVEN IN ISRAEL HE WILL REACT TO THE NIGHTMARE KEY... And kick the old lady off the computer at the internet cafe and come on just to chat"
"Yes. It's a very delicate conversation. D< Girls are weird."
"Isn't that bad then? XD 'o_o Hm, smoke is coming out of my x-box, but there's no red ring, so it must be okay~ 8D'"
"uh, the more I draw, the more I actually start hating drawing. XD *maybe because I'm not drawing for myself?*"
"Pft, you lack the understanding to see the method of the Executive madness...? What? Wait? What do you MEAN there's no METHOD?!"
"And furthermore, no wonder the c-box is occasionally wonky, what with all the holes that needed to be patched up."
"o3o Now that it's past, I can now say that I went into a hurricane simulator in the mall area with my friend."
"... actually, Nav, take out those logs, will you? Kat reads logs. XD"
"... What happened to the Skarmory?"
"Pft, Mereana, you enjoy bullying Max, don't you? XD ... o3o You sure? You went and stole his stuff and hacked his debit card."
"... I don't know why anyone would really want to rule the world. o3o Can you imagine all the issues you have to deal with? Such a hassle..."
"You married the opposite of your clone, which is yourself technically, therefore you married your opposite... Thus 'proving' that 'opposites attract'."
"To be weird is normal. To be crazy is normal. To be normal is normal. So... what's abnormal? ._.;;"
"You tell them, Max, that they're jealous that they don't get My Little Pony stickers. :|"
"* Xetaja throws paper hearts into the air... then proceeds to slash each and every heart in half"
"At Route 50, we're so awesome, we cause calculator errors when you try to calculate our awesomeness. Trufax."
"o3o I'm actually very surprised. By now, I was expecting you to be annoyed with me calling you 'Sparkle', Sparkle."
"=w= DP. Don't bother admins. They'll eat you. Trufax"
"At Route 50, we show our affections by smacking you. We also show our dislike by smacking you. =w=b"
"Poki, if you're alive, give us a sign! That preferably is not related to world domination, jolly ranchers, or popcorn."
"Sparkle. Everyone knows that is a lie. You're either doing A, fan fic writing, B, rping, or C, some other archiving/recording/writing related activity. Which is quite much when you think about it."
"How is it a race? There's no finish line. You'll be running forever. =\"
"Steal the orb- why is it stalking me?! WHY IS IT STALKING ME?!"
"o3o You can do it, Frosti. BELIEVE in your... camera. Or yourself."
(FtDo, Re: Navarr) "The things he did for love..."
"I am still writing~ AND YOU SHOULD KEEP WRITING, TOO- but wait, you're always writing."
(FtDo, Re: Navarr) "Why? Because he loves Route 50 too much. Because he loves someone at Route 50 too much. Because he's crazy."
"... I can send death to people's front doors? ...sweet."
"o: LOL, guns. Big guns, small guns, old guns, new guns, futuristic guns, rail guns, guns in cars, gun guns!"
"This only mean phone calls, emails, etc... with the bank, right? o_o;; ...D8 No wonder they're called 'Chase'"
":U SPARKLE, XET-XET COMMAND THEE TO WRITE THAT FF:CC RP NOW. Because Xet-xet is bored enough to use third person speak, meaning Xet-xet is not just very bored, but dangerously bored."
"Because I was imagining my character always breaking things that she didn't make, but being unable to break things she makes herself."
"I doodle much better in academic classes, but I sit near the front so I'm afraid I'll miss something if I doodle... XP"
"Pope, if I wrote a book, you wouldn't know I wrote it and may even go, "PFT, Stephanie Meyer wannabe.""
"=| Swotsy. My dreams currently have me stuck in a land currently plagued by a war with beings that live on a floating continent, where the kingdom of the land and the sky kingdom are both after my head, as I flee with a caravan. Do you honestly want me to follow my dreams?"
"And above all, Frosti. I can, in fact, drive. :I That alone should worry you."
" I figured that be the case. Frosti. :I Be careful when you walk outside. There will be someone calculating acceleration near your area."
"... :I Xet-xet is displeased. Strangely, even though school has begun, Xet-xet has insatiable urges to make RPs. Xet-xet will return to her physics homework and wonder why the fudge she can't stop the darned train."
""Sparkle, if you don't do your homework, I will proceed to do terrible things to you. *JK*""
" :I So, what kind of dying message would you like us to give Frosti? *JK*"
"I know, but honestly, that's just a silly poll. :I Which really makes me want to STOP writing FtDo for a while just to give people a scare."
":I I never said anything about stopping FtDo. But you know, I'll start thinking about it now."
"I feel silly, searching reference for Muk when Muk is a blob of.... sentient sewage."
"Maneuvering and running and jumping on unstable areas like ledges require some balance. There's a reason why humans aren't crawling all over buildings. X3"
"QUICK, LET'S ALL RELOCATE TO SECRET. We must revive the secrets for they are secrets that must secretly remain alive! Secretly!"
"Pope, it's September. :I The month with one of the record-breaking number of RP deaths. Of course, sometime in May or June, there's a record-breaking number of zombie RPs..."
" :I And the following song just happened to be 'Bring Me to Life'. I think the RPs are trying to tell me something via music."
" X3 Both RPs I'm not a member in! Huzzah, I am free! *frolics away*"
"I secretly believe that the secret chat which had been secretly given a secret injection of secret comments has secretly been secretly revived for the time being. Secretly"
"Sparkle, your epicness has just increased by the factor of 10. Because you have 10 fingers and all were happily waving with the Jazz Hands."
" I need to go shower. And then. Do.... stuff. o_o Important stuff. Like... apps... or appear like doing applications while drawing something"
":I I'm not very bright. Here I am, shading a hand and wondering what the fudge a palm looks like and then I realize, oh yah, I have a palm, too. Two of them, in fact."
" Every time someone said his name, he would go "POP!" with a popping sound and jazz hands before taking the matter seriously. I wondered what was wrong with me."
" X3 Now, every time you battle N in Black/White, you'll have that image BURNED in your mind"
" Gymleader: *Hands over Recycle*/ Trainer: ... But this is... a soda can./ Gymleader: THAT'S RIGHT. EACH CAN GIVES YOU 5 POKES. NOW GO RECYCLE!"
"Lately, I see that a lot of other people refer to you as 'Sparkle', Sparkle, so perhaps I ought to refer to you as 'Sparklein' because it's odd. Wait, that logic is skewed."
" My mind immediately registers the world 'freefall' and I feel I must calculate the velocity Frosti will fall."
" *shoots right back* ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Contract signed and accepted~"
"... o_o The site suddenly disappeared. D< WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY? I demand a reason for its disappearance."
"I regret to inform that your chat donation to this chat did not make it in time. It has died a terrible death."
" :I Now, watch. MAGICAL POWERS OF FROSTI WILL CALL SPARKLE BACK TO THE CHAT.'
" :I I see. Sky, you must learn the hidden art known as Ignore. It will help you through difficult times."
"'Hey, I ordered a Pepperoni and cheese pizza. Why did I get a physics and cheddar pizza?'"
"You know what's terrible? o_o I never realized physics was also helping me fuel my N obsession."
"WHYYY?! ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT I'VE COMPLETELY DEVOTED MYSELF TO YOU?! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, YOU DARNED CHARACTER?!"
"Pfft, you just don't want to work on your homework because time with Sparkle is fun."
"And for that exactly, Swotsy, is why you SHOULDN'T read it, because it's an expression of BOREDOM. 25 pages, 10170 words of BOREDOM."
" ... I've just come across a Japanese Pokemon fansite known as 'Radio Gaga'. ............. RAH RAH RAH MAH MAH!"
":U And thank goodness for the Pokemon Center that stitches all the Pokemon back together again."
" True Love: When you know your lover will ban you when you become your worst fear."
"We're sorry, Sparkle. Your wife has left you to have a casual powwow with her female companions and thus cannot return for the night."
"My school doodles. This is the paper bag book cover for my calculus, to which I have thoroughly graffitied."
"I But Sparklein is magical. For he is a moderator. And all moderators are magical. Therefore, Sparklein is magical."
"*pause* Actually, that'd be amusing. XD
Kat would be a junior, I'd be a sophomore, and Sparklein would be a freshman
And we'd all stare at each other before marching to our computers and logging onto Route 50."
"And then Swotsy would suddenly barge into our meeting. And then we'd ditch her for our computers. And she'd be sad."
"Haha, you wish you were this cool because you know what? I can DRIVE."
"You'll be maneuvering an approximately 2 ton bludgeoning tool that you have complete and utter control, excluding the external forces. Don't kill anyone."
"In my mind, I imagined a tiny girl at the wheel of a mini-van, recklessly driving and swinging the car in sharp turns, knocking old ladies off sidewalks...."
"Right, because I'm clearly going to PULL UP at your house, Sparklein. Haven't you realized that I'm more of the type to plow your front door down?
And it will be so late that your parents don't have the heart to complain and just go back to sleep. JK"
"You know what amuses me the most when I'm bored? Romance novels. Just read the back of paperback romance novels."
"Well, you see, Frosti. With an endless supply of Peggy, you would have an army... A possibly incompetent army, but an army nonetheless. And one that will never end, even in the face of nuclear fallout."
":U You would most likely not have to worry about the lack of manpower or other things."
"The only sad thing is that your army may outlive you and then the entire world will be infested with Peggy."
"But you know, an army of Xet-xets would be worse. We'd end up killing each other and thus, an army of Xet-xet would just amount to an endless sea of corpses."
"Frosti, if I destroy the world, there will be no video games. No furrets. No peach soda."
"Why is it when you say 'co-op', Pope... I imagine you and 99 other students dressed in black SWAT outfits, practicing drills and other recon techniques in preparation to infiltrate some high security location?"
":U I bet if we threw a chat into a pot of water and simmered it, it'd taste interesting. In my mind, we have some vegetables, chocolate, octopus, and... ice cream..."
"XD But Frosti, Swotsy, and I have never done a collab. Clearly, that needs to be remedied..."
"And then the three creators would be all, HURR, WHAT IS THIS?! And then go to destroy it. XD Or at least Swotsy and I would. Frosti might be, nooo, we shouldn't destroy it! ;w;"
" One day, a huge earthquake will strike Route 50, caused by some unknown darkness and thus, releasing Eeveebot and Tails Doll and the Frosti-Swotsy-Xeta monstrosity."
"Sky's initial reaction to Pope's sudden appearance at her front doorstep: "MOM, GET ME A FLAMETHROWER!" ... "But dear, we don't have one-" ... "OKAY, GET ME MATCHES AND A CAN OF HAIRSPRAY!""
":I I don't feel like doing physics today.... *punts physics homework away*"
"It was hiding from you! Like those blades hidden in the pom-poms! Just not as dangerous."
"For someone who has got Cresselia watching over him, Slick's sure having some nasty nightmares. XDDD 'Oh, he's sleeping! I'll give him lovely dreams! :'D' *accidentally gives him nasty dreams of destruction*"
"DP, does your family detest the fact that you still like Pokemon, or are YOU secretly a six year-old?"
":I .... I just went to the Burnt Tower a few minutes ago. I walk out of town and then immediately find Raikou in the grass. I leave the area to go do something, I go back- Raikou again. :I Seriously?"
" :I I should start studying now... *continues playing HG*"
"XD Haha, we're such California wimps. The moment we hit 60 or 50, it's cold. Anything below is freezing"
"Dear Sparklein. We regret to inform you that your wife has been in a vicious accident with her mother and was duly murdered for losing a celluar device. Okay then."
":I What was our teacher thinking, seating us next to each other? I doubt it was the computer."
"You know, I used to think people on Route 50 were kinda crazy, but I look at Mocha and I think, "Yeaaaah-no."
"So I am apparent'y 'male, single' and over the age of 17', but you refer to me as 'she'."
"You mean you're not supposed to put the cereal box in the fridge or the milk in the cupboard? D8 MY FAMILY HAS LIED TO ME."
"What? WHAT? He sleeps? I just thought he goes into a hermit-writer mode where he writes on his keyboard."
"You know, the day that we can gather all the staff members into one room is the day that something interesting will happen. Maybe."
"No, in Soviet Russia, Kat still tasers Nav. It's an unsaid law."
" So apparently, I got rickrolled while visiting a university today. :I"
" Yes, it turns out that one 'Xetaja' does exist. The horrors."
"._. A family of 4 could eat a meal worth less than $10 in America in Taiwan..."
"No, I am an Executionerve."
"Salutations to one and to all. Salutations, Sparklein, MV- ... Twill. I see how it is."
"Pope, you could be gone for months and still be more connected with everyone else than me who comes on daily. XD"
"Pope, we were never together, nor will it ever happen. You'll never learn of the father."
"Yeah, not happening, Twill. Go back to your tea. XD"
"If anyone suggests that Sparklein was created through the magic of internet science, I will not deny nor confirm it. >w>"
" Your dad may or may not be TEMCO."
"I will eat anyone who suggests I draw comics. XD I hate theeeem. They're so difficult to draw."
"No, silly Sparklein. When I say Persona, I mean a Persona and not a persona."
"This is unimportant. But I saw a double rainbow while driving my family to dinner today."
" Quick, sunflowers for lawn defense!"
"And IDK if I will ever draw any more awkward stuff when I'm in my dorm."
"The sheer amount of people that flood into this chat in a blink of an eye is astounding. Almost mind-boggling."
"If anyone can make it to 50,000 words in a month, it'd probably be you. Maybe. XD"
"Psh, a doll with a pink ribbon is way cooler, lol. XD JK"
"Too bad I don't have a scanner since I drew that same woman in my sketchbook with swords. >_>;;;"
"If Aron throws the doll away, Neylan will take it back and give Aron a clown doll with the insignia as punishment. >_>"
" I'm going to go out to buy me some food."
"HAH, Halo. My brother never brings it home so I can never play it."
":U IDK, Sero. I'm more of the type to just kill and brush the murder off my hands."
":U I am procrastinating! Yey! Now back to drawing."
"Why do you refuse to get glasses? They are so cool, man."
"When it's cold outside and I go into classrooms, my glasses fog up and I'm all, FFF yeah, you wish you were this cool."
"Personally, I'm so used to wearing glasses that when I wear contacts, I make the motion of pushing my glasses up."
"Each and everyone of them, ankle biters. >:I Son, you're not allowed to be like that. "
"Ahahahahaha, look at Cursed!Xeta, frolicking happily with a skirt and a dinky little knife in her hand. I mean. Vicious sword, vicious, vicious. >_>"
"Oh goodness, little children (I'm calling Pokmon children, too) marching around. That's frightening."
">:I You'll get your clothes dirty if you're biting people's ankles. If you really must, be sure you're knocking people over so you don't have to be on the ground to bite their ankles. "
"Son, dear, it's time I gave you a Skarmory and a lance. Go learn the way of a Dragoon. You're not allowed back until you're an accomplished Dragoon, hear?"
"Except you should totally be like a Xeta and apply to UCSD. *u* JK, JK"
"UCSD is known for science research, especially biology. e_e I'm here because I'm far away from my mother."
"I was going to go to UCI's business school, but my mom kept pestering me to go to UCSD. And then I decided, fine. I'll be 2 hours instead of 1 hour away from you. e_e"
"And now my mother regrets it because she found out UCI's business school is really hard to get in to and pretty good. Or something like that. XD"
"Aside from making you possible warmer, capes really are superfluous in design. e_e"
"Internet connections should just stay connected. *nod nod*"
" Leave us. LEAVE US AND NEVER TURN BACK IF YOU MUST. We understand where your priorities lie. XD *shot*"
":U I'm not a part of everybody. All Xetas are lazy 24/7."
" You can recognize me by 'Xettles' as my profile pic"
"Toss that block off the cliff of oblivion and inspiration, Sky."
"Exactly, MV. Tearing your brain out and letting it bounce around for a bit is great stimulus for thought."
" But MV, you're not Mae who is trying to help Sky with her writer's block.'"
"If I could fave or like this, I would. That 8 ball is crafty."
" MV, how would you even hit anyone with the skyvoice when you can't even speak in it? XD"
"Son. I am your mother. I don't need to stalk you. I know you. Creep creep creep creep."
" MV, you barf 'em, you clean 'em."
"Xeta is a mean person, though. \ouo/"
" Sure you are. You're just sleep typing."
" e_e I want to color this, but I lack the skills to color this the way I visualize it. Blasted incompetency."
"Really. This conversation ended with pumpkins. Wow. Not at all random like ending with rainbows or sparkles."
" I just realized, but I love how Nick is a TEMCO Janitor."
"Son, I could be hiding right in your face and you still wouldn't see me."
"Which logically would mean I can't see myself either. But that's neither here nor there."
"Random: One day, I will convince my sister or some willing victim to do a joint Nuzlocke with me. e-e JUST WATCH it never happen."
" But wait, is this really reflexive reasoning, or is it the "All medicine are drugs, but not all drugs are medicine" reasoning?"
"However, TEMCO may or may not accept itself as being you, DP."
" Refraining from all possible snide comments and will continue to eat dinner."
"While walking back to my dorm, I saw someone holding a cardboard companion cube."
"The funny thing was I was sitting right next to/under the dorm across from mine which shares the same wi-fi as my dorm. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?"
"I'ma gonna go look outside my window because I can see the plaza from here and that was where the person with the cube was walking towards. *peeeer*"
"I feel silly, teaching my Aggron Shock Wave and Aerial Ace. Clearly, I should have given it Blizzard or Ice Beam."
"What? Someone actually uses Masqurains in Emerald?"
"Manectric + Earthquake = 1 HP, and I still owned Winona. >_>;;;
"I've no idea who Shock is. >u> I just know that if Diem didn't have Static on her, I would hug her dead. Which is bad, but eh."
Also, I caught a Vulpix that I kept thinking I should call Shanala. So instead I called her Amaterasu.
"..... Wow. Save for my starter (Sushi, lol), my team consists of females. What."
" Regardless of what game I play, I always somehow catch a lot of female Pokmon. e-e"
"Whoa. Life forms. Chatting. At 10:33 PM Pacific time. AND THEN SILENCE! As per usual for the chat."
"I seem to be regressing in my sickness? My cough from an illness in January has yet to leave me. Other than that, I am procrastinatingly well. And that wasn't even a word."
"Oh noes, Sparklein. Don't be a Xeta. What are you procrastinating on?"
" Draw a pink circle and draw in two black dots. THERE, KIRBY"
"Pope will be dearly forgotten. ...Pope, I must inform you that you've been "dragooned.""
"And this is also why you don't put your laptop away to conserve battery, because it cuts off in a conversation. Lololol, Route 50 does not take a huge priority in your lives, even if you're on staff. It's good to pay attention, but it's not your fault if you forget something or if you're too busy. IN ANY EVENT, when Poki comes online, I'm sure she'll see all the apologetic 'happy birthdays' she's caused and may possibly feel slightly guilty for blowing up in the chat. :I"
"*returns* Nothing is sane. Up is down, right is left, and down and left are both in between. But the bombs always blow up. Always."
"It's okay, Sky. Most artists tend to hate their own artwork because they often end up comparing it to other people's artwork. :U It's the Artist Syndrome. JK"
" No more later than responding in a couple of minutes. *shot* e-e I should eat dinner.... *goes back to sleep*"
" Son, I was under the impression that you relinquished all 'human' personae, so wouldn't the correct term be 'paw' or something? As opposed to 'hand'."
"lol, thank you, son Sparklein, Hana, APSA, Twill. :U It's good to be back in the house I grew up in. *rolls on bed*"
" I didn't. She's leaving to attend a funeral and was all, OH HEY, HERE, PLAY WITH MY IPAD, DAUGHTER."
"Sparklein 2.0. Faster. Stronger. Better. Now in stores."
" Just look at Sky sinking her claws into the new RPers. LOL, Sky at her finest. JK"
"My hair is very much not green, Sky. Or, maybe, screw the rules, we're green now."
"Navarr of a Hundred Names. Not quite as interesting as Thousand, but I suppose he's a tenth of the way there."
"Sparklein, I stopped using 'salut' a while ago because I can't speak French."
"And now everyone can call you 'Monseiur Sparkle' and wonder why, oh why, are you speaking french. And salutations, Sparklein."
"I was working on math homework, but now I feel like procrastinating and drawing more little-children-who-aren't-really-children-since-they're-in-middle-school-and-average-around-14-years-of-age who play soccer."
" Looking at tumblr things. Now I have to go kill Fexible for Nav x Xeta."
"You, too, K-Bar. I can't believe you'd backstab me like that with that kind of shipping."
" I'm a terrible person. Judge me. You know you already do. XD"
" Route 50 crosses over with everything apparently"
"Son. It is your birthday and you failed to even mention it? Disregard the fact that I didn't know, how could you? Also. Happy birthday."
"Sparklein. Considering Sparktail and Thalia are not humans. Are you really going to use human logic on them?"
" But I don't really think there's anything 'legal' in this regard because I can't imagine Thalia's family going through paperwork to adopt Sparktail."
"Sparklein, clearly, you do not realize that in the animal kingdom, incest's kind of normal?"
" Son, what did I tell you about hunting with your winter coat on? You're going to get it messy. Do you know how difficult stains are to get out of that coat?"
"That sounds dangerous and as if motivation has become an abusable drug. Don't patent it, son. The blocks will sue you."
" Well, I have a chat notification. Now how do I get rid of it?"
"No, son, you are going to disconnect yourself from any foreign contact and become a shut-in for at least 6 hours on this piece of furniture we commonly call a 'bed'. Do you want me to take this thick linen known as a blanket and cover you with it?"
":I Now be a good boy-kitsune-entity and go to bed. And sleep in it."
"I believe that is an illegal activity known as counterfeit?"
"We're the people down the street. Close by, but unrelated."
" Do we put Lite through the rite of old?"
"\ouo/ Hurray, Rai can be like me. I'll be a sophomore with Junior standing."
"You poor, deprived souls. Or. Soul. Since you don't have a Costco, Aurore."
"Had to go outside to help my sister now that she and father are back from the hospital."
"I used to like it, but over time, I just got bored of eating it. And yes, everyone cares more about Xeta than you, MV"
"Mother's staying at the hospital. She apparently had around 2 L of fluids in her lungs, so they needed to drain it."
"There is something vexing about spending ten minutes searching for something and finally giving up and checking a guide to find something, only to realize you were searching in the right place the whole time. Agh."
"K-Bar, don't be a Xeta. Be a K-Bar."
"Because I'm sure everyone pesters K-Bar for things because she's nice. XD"
"Give me monies, I give you weird art"
"Father picked a good day to buy lots of snacks of the chocolate variety. *nom nom nom*"
"Welcome to the 2012 World-Wide Hunger Games 2012 Olympics"
"Because everyone hyped up the book so much, I found that I didn't like it as much. XD What a pity."
"Max is ruining business by attracting explosives to the bar. e-e Darn him."
"Hah, homework. Who does homework. *does her homework the day of*"
It was actually an anime identity thing. K-Bar asked for a Magical!Xeta, so I drew Magical Detective Bishoujo.
I mean, really, you don't have to. It's not like she's the one who created Route 50.
"Kat is always someone to talk to. *_* I'm sorry guys, but Kat comes first."
" Also, Kat, when we meet again, we should play Cards Against Humanity. It seems like an amusingly inappropriate game."
"When Xeta 'quakes' in fear, California quakes."
" One day, MV will snap and finally, he will come to embrace the inner pony because the inner pony may end up mass-murdering his inner self. JK"
" /!\ You startled the Witch!"
"XD Also, slightly losing it from working on the image. Just a head's up in case I start spamming spasm posts on my stream."
"Preeeetty sure if I were ever made to pick the location to build and design a city, terrible things would arise."
" Inconvenience is a perfectly good reason to kidnap someone."
"* Xetaja pushes Sparklein back up the ceiling"
"Apparently, pushing people back (into) ceilings indicates a living chat."
"And that also means I need to delete something from my gallery. XD *has been maintaining a 50 submission gallery-size for the 50 of Route 50*"
"Do I want to draw mountains, or water. Later, I discovered I should have went with mountains because water sucks."
"I was looking at the image at 75% which would make the image around 36 inches wide on my laptop screen, and assuming the quality remains the same, it shouldn't look too bad?"
"My laptop is magic, just like Route 50, Sparklein."
"Egad, not the Xetxet. Anything but the Xetxet."
"Don't worry, Sparklein, I'll just send you into the caves under Route 50. Come out the other side, mmkay? JK"
"Perhaps digital cliffs will be able to handle that massive partying? Or if there are too many people, the site will crash... which is an interesting pun."
":U But then you would see the random crap that you shouldn't see! JK'"
"*makes rainbow between hands* Imaginatiooooon. More or less, I guess? After all, Route 50 was practically built on top of EHQ."
""Come over here, MV, let me smack you for even thinking of that."
" There may be something wrong with you if you just willingly walk over to be smacked, lol. JK""
"Remember how I tail ended a car last month? It seems the guy reported a personal injury even though he told me that he was perfectly fine."
"Sparklein, one day, we will meet at a convention, but neither of us will realize it, lol."
" I guess we lost Kat to the canvas."
"I'm magical, Sparklein. You will learn how to be magical, too."
"No, Sparklein, I will not magically appear at your school and kidnap you."
"He arrives from the shadows. Aw, my son has left me to join the light of visibility."
"I wuv you, too, Kat. e_e Now I just need to drive around 50 minutes to get to your house and then we can have a reunion after 5+ years."
"Wonderfully spoken. And the funny thing is that I typed 'spokemon' instead of 'spoken' first."
"We had her cremated and now her ashes are in a small silver cat statue sleeping with a ball of yarn."
"The Triumvirate of Xetas, lol, oh god. You have the actual Xeta, the sporty Xeta, and the law school student Xeta."
"I just need to keep my windows open and then I can wake up. e_e"
"Then, Rai, don't draw your curtains? LET THE AO ONI WATCH YOU.'
Okay, I'm seriously tempted to e-mail my future roommate. e_e Wants to know if she's Swedish.""
"If you rule the world, do the other organisms of the world also become your subjects?"
"Also, a french animated short about young woman is being followed by a crocodile who represents her shyness. Okay then."
"I should go get changed and prepared to go meet up my friend for dinner. e_e *check if I have monies*"
"Aw yeah, preserving what little sanity I have! JK"
"Oh, yes, Sparklein. You should totally be willing to give yourself up to having a frightening doodle of Route 50's male staff in French Maid outfits. Both Max and Sparky are clearly up to it. *is totally joking*"
" It can't be helped, Sparklein. He wants those thigh-hight boots."
"STOP BLOWING UP MY ESTABLISHMENT THAT I DON'T EVEN REALIZE I OWN."
"After all, aside from all of them being bars, Max is one very prominent similarities all these bomb sites have in common."
"In my mind, K-Bar, somehow, you're the one getting stuck in trees... IDK why."
" Sparklein, I bring a message from me. Which really means I don't need to say all that, but. I will smack you soon. So very, very soon"
"GDI, SPARKLEIN, you and your anthro and your pokésona, making it difficult to draw suits and animal parts and ffff and your kitsune-ness and that lance. THAT LANCE. AND LET ME TELL YOU, being more troublesome to draw than Twill and /his/ personae forms. My goodness, how are you more troublesome to draw than a cheetaur? HOW? LET ME SMACK YOU. LET ME SMACK YOU. But I'm almost finished so it's all good. That aside... * Xetaja smacks Sparkleaf"
"Ohohohoho, good. :D GOAL ACHIEVED!"
"Ahmergawd, Sparklein. SPARKLEIN. LET ME HUG YOU."
""This is what happens when you have anatomy no one understands and deny the Executives French maid outfits, you dangerous fuzzball."
".... There's a sad, sad moment in one's life... when you read 'pecan' ... as 'pelican'"
"I only really noticed what was going on when Sparklein mentioned his mother buying a box of cookies pecans, and I'm like, I'M PRETTY SURE WE DON'T PUT PELICANS IN COOKIES- oh, pecans, derp."
"Money that rolls over is a wonderful, wonderful thing."
"* Xetaja laughs at your RP nerdiness, I guess. Someone needs to do it?"
"Aaah, that moment you go through your closet wondering why you forgot to pack certain clothes and then you find your mini-skirt and then you just quietly push it into the far recesses of your closet."
" For all we know, especially me, it will never happen! \ouo/"
"The moment where you manage to load most of the heavy things on to a car by yourself. *_*"
"TVs need to be able to fit under people's arms. *nod nod*"
"lol, I like Naoto, so I went and made her my girlfriend when I played."
"MV art K-Bar and K-bar art MV."
"Sparklein, you should make a chat archive exclusively for yourself and make people wonder what you put on them. The suspense would kill people, I guess? IDK"
":I Hm. It's 10:15 PM where I live. To sleep or not to sleep."
"In my mind, your sociopathic powers include you just sitting down, crossing your arms, and sulking."
" And for the first time in a long time, I will be taking my leave before the chat dies for the night. The things that happens when school is about to start. e_e"
"Good night, son Sparklein, Max, Cream, and everyone else who ends up seeing this. e_e I am always watching.
"I've never seen Inception either, and I own the movie. XD"
"Sudden realization. I am back in college. I CAN BUY SKITTLES. And ice cream."
"lolol, we'll just leave it TEMCO style and say I may or may not know."
"The professor for that class is a character. Whether that is good or bad, I have no idea, but I don't know how I feel about a professor who keeps talking and going with her kind-of-campy jokes. "
"2 hour lecture where the teacher opens class with a spiel about technology and art. The most pressing thing on my mind atm is "I'm hungry.""
"I'll leave it up to you other children to keep the chat alive. JK"
"Sometimes I wonder why I watch this chat."
"Welcome to Route 50 where everyone tries to kill each other for no reason in the chats."
"After spending 1-2 days on this, I realized it was not a Gangnam Style parody, but a FE13 parody with Gangnam style involved. Oh well."
"But I'm lazzzyyy *shot*"
"I don't find a reason to tell people these things, so I just let people assume they're swords."
"But instead, Xeta decided to go work on the mock staff calendar because she really needs to do that. Note, third person speech is a bad sign."
"Moments with roommate where doorbell rings, roommate in other room says she'll get the door and gets the door while roommate B is closer to the door and just sits and flails her arms towards the door as if it will open the door."
http://route50.net/stream/post/27574
"My vast knowledge of Pokémon has earned me an artbook for Gears of War... Really, all I said was that there were 649 Pokémon since Black and White."
"Don't worry, Max. Everything from long ago is normally pretty atrocious. FtDo is looking pretty disgusting to me atm, and I haven't even read it."
"Not that it really matters, but imagining the stoic Xetaja persona going 'SHRIEEEEEEK' with a deadpan face is very amusing. SHRIEEEEEEEEEK."
"Thank goodness this isn't Fire Emblem, otherwise DP is a rarebreed. ...or he's wearing a miniskirt."
"That's.... wonderful. We can all burst out into a Route 50 musical now at Sky's cue- *shot*"
"Aaah, I don't want to do anything. *rolls around uselessly*"
"lolololololol, absolutely nothing gets done even if I have things I need to do staring me in the face."
"... whaaa, why are these words merged on this layer I just asdaskldjalskdjaksdj no stop calendar, be nice.'
"Hm, Gen I was so long ago, but perhaps. XD Not sure how a former divine dragon would feel about being compared to an amorphous organism of mimicry."
"Also, my friend remarked that my Mii looks more sad than angry. Maybe discontent."
"I'm busy drawing sleeping kittens. e_e;;"
"My gosh, it's 10 PM on the West coast, people, what is wrong with all of you, go to bed."
"I can now effectively hair flip. *Sassy Xeta?*"
" Is there supposed to be an unidentified image in the notification?"
"Mmkay. I could just always haunt your apartment while you're out and roll around uselessly. Also, I can sign that canvas print of yours. e_e"
"MV, why did you summon the Witch? Oh, wait, that's me. Nvm."
"If you could inject people with happiness, is it true happiness or just a delusion? JK"
"Hey, you seem really happy today! Anything good happen?" // "No, my grandmother died! :D" // "And you're smiling...?"
" This is a social experiment and you have all been successfully assimilated. Welcome to Route 50."
"Sparklein... I think Van 1... Is going to end up driving off a canyon. Just saying."
"Chat, the conversational Pokémon. Most often known to have a dying nature where it goes inactive for long periods."
"The Pokéball is the Pokémon that no one thinks about. And when they evolve, they become Voltorbs."
"Sometimes, I really wonder about the Pokéball Voltorb line..."
"I like picking on characters. >w>"
" u_u There are so many things you could ask of me before it becomes too much, Nav. JK"
" Salutations, son. I see you've leveled up today. *shot*"
"Haha, time to drop the farming and the women wooing for the new game? Step aside, produce and women. The magical pocket monsters have arrived."
"Go for the x3 sneak attack!"
"They should go in the blimp and it go aflame like the Hindenburg JK don't mind me"
"I don't understand. When did we get a turtle, son? What else are you doing behind my back?"
"Son, I gave you a lance and sent you on your merry way to become a dragoon. What happened? Where did I go wrong? Why didn't you throw the family turtle at the dragon?"
"Son, what have we talked about taking care of your mounts?"
"There's this awkward moment when I'm actually surprised some people aren't cooltrainers for some reason."
"The people around me are sleeping. I am surrounded by sleeping people. Do you understand how oddly daunting this is? Surrounded by sleeping family members? e_e"
"and then they all woke up to realize it was a collective dream..."
"No, he may stay if he want. But if he doesn't finish his essay or whatever and he fails, then it is his own fault. Sparklein is a big boy now, he doen't need no lady friend to yell at him."
"I realized that I am about as bizarre as the anons on my ask blog."
"They send me phrases, song lyrics, random greetings, random facts, and other miscellaneous things that doesn't necessarily pertain to anything related to my character, haha. I even received an ask asking why my anons are so bizarre. One even calls my character an artichoke."
"Going to roll off now. If you need me, I won't be here. JK"
"It's like every time you try to find people, there is no one around"
"Son, we need to talk about how often I keep receiving Dragon City invites from you. JK"
"Tumblr politics are ridiculous, haha. And many of us just sit on the side going all, I don't have time for this, I gotta go back to school and I need to draw things. Or write things."
"lol, someone told me I had no personality the other day. My life goal was achived."
"My gosh, it's 3:35 AM, spiders, I know we share a room, but do you mind not crawling over me as I try to sleep? Kthxbai."
"When Xeta arrives, the little kiddies go to bed. Good."
"A friend asked me the other day how I felt about my "son" being a fox that cleans windows. I don't know how I feel about it."
"Quietly contemplates life. Realizes that everyone who met me online, especially on Route 50, are surprised when they hear my voice because it either doesn't suit my face or doesn't suit the way I act. Early Twenties crisis."
"http://route50.net/stream/post/41904"
" Son, I'm afraid you are of the vulpine variety, not the feline. "
"May there be an army of squirrels hidden in the foliage.'
Sword, why you no cut well. Sword, why you need to be sharpened. Sword, why you land me in jail and academic probation. ...First world Sword problems"
"I have to go to class in 5 minutes. *continues shading* "
"Poffin's entire existence can be summarized by fake tacos and a foot. This is a PSA at 1:34 AM. "
" There are people. *leaves to go to sleep* "
"It is Christmas. Everyone is sick."
"Those friends who say things, and you have to just stare at them and wonder if they even realized what they just said. "
" FMA fandom canonically calls Envy a palm tree, I think. "
"I don't know why everyone insists on crowding around in the small room when there are bigger rooms to do yoga in. But that's how we roll in this apartment. "
"My last suitemate has returned, after 36 hours of layovers and no contact with us to confirm whether or not she was alive. Hooray."
"When you read or hear people say something, and all you do is *ugly laughter* in hopes that they can somehow miraculously hear you. "
"I look at the chat for one moment, and the first thing I see is 'carp'. 'kay"
"Gently remind her with a casual punch to the nose? JK"
"Your contract will also include a sacrifice of your firstborn. "
"Hey. There's a thing you all should do. Look to the right. Here, if you're lazy. Go wish Kat a lovely birthday. "
"We've reached this point yet again. Welp. Happy birthday. We've still yet to meet up despite being in the same state and the same relative area. Almost. "
""Seems to have traveled across both space and time in order to reach the Kalos region from the Unova region." They're onto my antics."
"I've also come to notice that I tend to kill conversations. Huzzah, conversation executed!"
"The ships are sailing. The ships are sinking."
" Or you'll just end up rewriting the first chapter again and again, never uploading the following chapters because you're so dissatisfied with how the first chapter is."
"Skyvoice decrees that you all stop procrastinating and return to your duties. And then after 5 minute of staring at whatever you should be doing, return to procrastinating."
"Hold on a second when did Fexible???? Budding????"
"More rain. On the subject of rain, have I ever told you guys that my cousin had a friend who, to avoid taking a test, performed a rain dance? There was a typhoon the following day."
"Because why not, let's stab the stream. C'mon everyone, post a random sword."
http://route50.net/stream/post/47446
"Success. Spam has saved the day."
"I am also secretly Eeveebot. How's that for your Route50 lore. JK"
"Everyone is dropping like flies, what"
" All the slashing and stabbity goodness of a real sword, but in code-- wait, no, I didn't want to cut that out of my code vdi"
"Nah, man, Jaw's theme would be good for hunting because it's quieter until the kill. JK"
" I would have greeted you with a far more amusing line, but alas, coding distracted."
"Obviously coding, but as things are working out for the most part, I'm in that neutral state of content. Yep."
"Nah, man, Jaw's theme would be good for hunting because it's quieter until the kill. JK"
"I've figured out 1394509352 is 44 years, 80 days, 3 hours, 42 minutes, and 32 seconds ago, but what am I supposed to do with that figure now? :I *flips swords*"
"SORRY, K-BAR, BUT OUR SUPPORT CONVERSATIONS MAX AT RANK A."
"You're calling K-Bar, and she specifically tells you to tell me that she says hi? Wat."
"Oh no, you're becoming one of them-- but I don't even know who "them" are."
"Here's a Madoka, there's a Madoka. Are there more Madokas? Madokas abound.
"You don't dorm at your college, right? Too bad. On one hand, it's cheaper and you don't have to deal with the luck of the draw, but on the other hand, you miss out on the "experience.""
"Also my suite mates are crazy and apparently really like to sleep in my bed. e_e How did this happen."
"In other news, I've had a sofa cushion in my room for over 24 hours. I shall keep it here."
"Let us code, let us code, can't run this file anymore"
"Sometimes, I really enjoy commenting code. "How did we come so far, only to fail?" is perfect for returning a failed process LOL""
"What have you done. I don't even understand what you've done, but you've done something."
"Oh, I see. I feel like, since gen 4 interested me the least, I didn't play it as much, so most of it doesn't stick with me."
"What did you do lol"
"So I rolled one of my suitemates out of my bed. Luckily, I had the sofa cushion to catch her. u_u"
"u-u This is what happens when you answer my questions wrong."
"The world of Pokémon is kind of a horror story in the making anyway"
"My Spanish teacher in high school emphasized how she saw someone walking a llama in Colorado."
" That moment when you stare at a word for so long and then the word start looking wrong."
"I have all these Froakies. Time to release them all."
"Sometimes, it's like, how are these people spawning? How? WHY????¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿"
"That moment when you make a comment AND THE PERSON GETS IT. Thank you."
"Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Zeta?" ... "*Xeta" ... "Autocorrect undermines my intentions."
"I just remembered that the original line translates to something like, "They are the food and we are the hunter," so roughly speaking... "They are the food and we are the Xeta"????"
"Truth revealed: we are all Sparklein. Sparklein is all. He may or may not be TEMCO."
"I wrote "All the tears" in a README file for homework last quarter, and my grader responded with "Shh, no more tears, only dreams now." It's odd, but I smile whenever I think about that."
Communication through calling out people's names. It's like you're Pokémon, but you can only say other people's names.
"Staying up until 5 AM? For shame. But on the other note, great. You're on the path of computer programming."
"Every time Sparklein types "teehee," I hear Henry's "teehee" voice clip in my head."
"But you normally want to eat the food and not draw or make out with it?????? ?¿?¿?¿?"
"You go draw what you want to draw. I have homework to destroy."
"For one of my classes, I am put into a team and we need to design software that meets the professor's requirements. One requirement starting out is to create a team name with an acronym. My team is D.O.G.E. Wow."
http://route50.net/stream/post/49243
"Running on an hour of sleep is bizarre, especially when you walk out in the heat after that hour of sleep. wHo aM I WheRE AM i whO ArE You"
"I didn't do the sleep thing again, and I have a midterm in 30 minutes. Let's try out this "energy drink" thing."
"u_u I feel like I need to draw an Avatar telling Chrom that he's in the way and making him depressed."
"XD "Lord Chrom, we're about to go to battle." // "All right, I'll-" // "Please stand in that corner over there and think about all the stupid things you've done thus far." // "What-""
(Re: you know what) "Yes, it's food time. *throws tablet and Nuzlocke comic out the window*"
"xeta changed her icon, the apocalypse is here"
"Oohh, when Robin does the thing and gives the thing to that person. *hooray for vagueness in case of spoilers*"
"LOL. I can't art too much atm though. Maybe in the future? But there are more important things to devote time to. Like procrastinating."
"Did you import that, Sparklein? What have I told you about illegal importing of pyromaniac deer?"
"Oh, I am talking to air. That is okay, too."
""I'll put it in slowly, one piece at a time." Proceeds to drop 6 chunks of curry at once. -- Rai, October 2K15. That is not "slowly.""
""Why are these children so deprived?" - Rai, October 2K15 But Rai, they're older than you."
"Half debating between using Comic Sans for typesetting and just trying to work around the issue that is my laptop."
"This is true. Spider friends need to find a better spot to hangout than on beds though."
"I have acquired my expensive sheet of paper. Or, maybe it's card stock."
"Someone just saw some of my old rt.50 staff art and asked if I was a part of an online cult. Listen. No."
"Either friend in shape of moth keeps finding its way inside, or we have many moth friends."
"But mostly, just get preoccupied with other things like school and life. That's how the calendar project failed."
" To this day, I still laugh at the fact that I drew a Ninetails in a blazer..."
"A friend saw it and wondered why there was a Ninetails with a mullet before realizing all Ninetails have that kind of "hair""
" She then proceeded to proclaim that the trench coat version was much shadier and was a lynchpin in the schemes of whatever cult I was a part of."
" I don't know the context, so I just visualize MV in a generic idol outfit and a faux fox boa..."
"Because our imagination can be as detailed as possible, but our abilities to actualize what we visualize fall short until we hone our skills? Drawing is struggling after all."
(Xetaja on Rai's account) "Xetaja extorts all my money such a bully >:( Also hacks into my account to post statuses because I can't remember the user bbcode."
(Route 50-tan) "It's the mascot's "alias" when trying to be incognito. It never works out, and the mascot can never figure out why."
"Sleeps is for the ones who acknowledge their own weakness to become stronger."
"Mm, but if I get sick now, I'll spend the entire time sick. If I get sick there, I'll have some days to enjoy"
(Re: Xeta has eyes?) "We've been over this before, Sparklein. They're decorative. JK"
" The one take-home exam I had, I had 3 days to do, but two of those 3 days had other finals. Hgggn
And then the professor, who also taught the grad class, included some content he never taught in our class. Why dis."
"Why does Jasmine take the elevator down the lighthouse... you had to fall out a window to climb up that path..."
"I keep looking at games, but I have some bought games that I haven't even played, lol...'"
"Summer!Xetaja also wears two eyepatches instead of the blindfold because I'm ridiculous"
" Fireworks, the real reason why you've got a mysterious anime cough JK"
"> It's the ultra strong thing or me. >:("
"Don't tell people of my associates JK"
"Going to fill this with some filler and whatnot before I go with so who's trying to woo you...? A fox? Inari? Kerry?"
"Out of the idlest curiosity, Sparklein, if an osananajimi happens to also be yandere, would you be okay with it?"
"How draw humans? Is mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
"It's great to have no one waiting for anything I do. :D Having inspiration troubles, Sparklein?"
"Aim for the boobs!"
"Togekiss Airforce, ready for February 14th"
"Are they honmei Togekisses or giri Togekisses?!"
"I'd be protective enough, but I'd have 0 interest in anyone, LOL. If I hear friend is hurt and I'm given permission, don't even expect to find the body. I'll find a way. JK, that's too much effort."
"* Xetaja puts tablet pen down and proceeds to wonder where it is after 10 seconds"
"Typh is embracing his heroine status and showing off his large, expressive eyes"
" I still can't get over that the girl is basically a cow..."
" I'll bash you with the banner stick, Michiko"
"Why do you think I delete everything after a while, Sparklein? :)"
" TyphxYellow fics are a thing???? Give them to me This is what my google translate voice lives for JK JK that's the worst"
">:) That's fine. Why don't you summarize what happen and we fill in the blanks with new content? JK I'm not saying I'm a terrible person, but I'm a terrible person"
"This is Edgy!Meta, Dark!Meta, Grunge!Meta, SoftGrunge!Meta... Meta-with-a-knife!Meta, and those other two"
"You find a suspicious video tape, but unfortunately, no one has a VCR these days, so it doesn't work out."
"Chips in the middle of the night are also NOT A GREAT IDEAD"
"Typh sees something remotely eerie: "Oh, hell no." Nopes on out the room"
"I enjoy that I clicked on the link after Typh, but it loaded before Typh's did. Fires shots at Typh's internet pew pew"
"Onii-chan is dead, but if I listen real hard, it's like I can still hear him."
"I mean, if the Pokémon movie was about the homestead act and a Rapidash rolled over Ash, then sure"
"That odd moment where I think to myself, "Wow, that really speaks to my inner sadist. I want that.""
"Sparklein, please, this isn't a matter of being boy or girl. THIS IS A MATTER OF GETTING FREE STUFF"
"Occasionally leaves stuff out for special Aidoru summons to come and give gifts. What does that even mean, Typh, LOL"
" :I These mobile games won't last forever, ChuuniP...!"
"You'll never catch me alive, coppers"
" :T If I were my sister, I would be making conversation with people here. BUT I'M NOT SO NOW I AM SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE CLOSE TO SENIOR CITIZEN AGE FOR AN AFTER-FUNERAL RECEPTION"
I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU. FITE ME IN THE PIT. ONE ON ONE. MANO-A-MANO. I'MA TAKE YOU OUT >:U SERVANT V. SERVANT. EXCEPT YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD. SO WHAT CAN YOU DO. I'll just. Roll him in his grave, I guess. That'll show him"
""My ships are important! But more important than ships is ship ANGST!"
(Re: Sparkleaf accidentally making calls) "Listen, boy. You need to stop playing with Typh's heart like that. Poor child can't handle all these lies and deceit coming from you, Sparklein"
"I identify as chaotic chaotic JK"
":) Slit the ankles. Destroy the Achilles tendon. Force people to be unable to walk. Unable to E S C A P E ~<3
I enjoy how it's Mae, the aidoru, Typh, the shoujo heroine, and then Sparklein, so dark, so brood, so edge
"Bet you didn't think you'd be getting grilled for your sleep schedule when you met me, did you?! >:U I didn't think I'd be doing this either"
"Who let this kid on our ship. Sparklein, take responsibility"
"We don't talk about the age difference between myself and Sparklein. That's even smaller. It's a mysterious time paradox"
"It's not even 2 AM? Typh, your messages are getting earlier, LOL. Also I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU WHEN YOU SLEPT AT 9 AM BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO LEVEL UP A DIGITAL CHARACTER IN A GAME"
"Made with the salt mined from the Mae Mines"
"Typh is dying. And we didn't even need to do anything. A+ Typh doing our jobs for us. He's lost it. We did it guys. Cinnatyph is. Gone. Out the window. Fell cinnamon side first onto the floor"
"He back. But at what cost. Good bye, Typh *shoves him down a well* *covers well up* *creates a cursed tape* *sells tape and is safe because no one has VCRs anymore* *uses seven hours as a curse phrase because that's all Typh sleeps in increments*"
"Mae just walks in. Steps on monster. Monster dies"
""What's Teena" Sees girl. What dat. That's a girl, Typh"
""Starvingan dco ld and tired but" This is like the start of Typh's victim memoir"
"It's the ChuuniP within. Your homeland calls for you. Your people pray for your return. So that the civil war may end. They tell the tale of your return. It's written in the prophecy"
"It's like I'm Xatu, staring at the sun. Friend: So, a Xetu. Me: :| Sure."
""//quietly shoves Typh into the void to save him from himself""
"Typh is shoujo heroine. Destroys people with uguu eyes. Uguu eye lazors pew pew"
"You see, I threw my eyes in the deletion void, so of course it stares back"
"Are you telling me to share the chips/soda or to share Sparklein?"
"So, a fox that constantly flirts with a guy whose abilities are related to his shoujo-eyes and a chuuni person who is always playing mobile games"
"You don't know what you have until it's goooooneeeeee"
"You don't know what you have until it's a hassle to useeeeeee"
"Do it for the money"
"ChuuniP-danchou, I picked up another weird one."
(Re: "9 PM?") "Typh's mythical sleep schedule"
excuse u, how many years do you think people spend thinking that I'm super srs and mean? I mean, most people realize I am actually super srs and mean, but like. I'm super srs, mean, and stupid
"I brewed bread from the blood of my enemies"
"Djeeta makes Gran touch her sleeve. "Feel that? Roommate material.""
"Don't you swishyswishytail us, you foxy fox"
"DON'T LOOK SPARKLEIN :D FOR NON-FOXU EYES ONLY"
"JUST SHUT UP AND EAT MY BENTOOOOOOOO"
"THESE DAYS, BOXES ARE POPULAR AMONG THE YOUUUUTH"
(Feower) "'I AM THE SHADOW, THE TRUE EDGELORD'"
"Come back to Cali, soon. We have significantly(?) less pollution and pollen. Because we're a chaparral down here so what plants Jk"
"//gently baps the foxu"
"And then Rai's THIRSTY LITTLE 14-YEAR OLD SELF WENT. And drew my character having fallen atop her character"
"NO ONE LISTENS TO ME"
"Sen is a cat. Cats sleep so much. :| Why won't you sleep properly?"
"IDK, Sparklein, it's a little Titanic. I don't want any bad omens"
"Typh climbs the blimp section of the ship and screams Sen's name at the top of his lungs. Sen stands right next to him, wondering what's wrong and why he keeps screaming her name and hurting her ears. Like. Who does that?"
"Sinpai already noticed u"
"I am a fool"
"ONLY HERE TO PUNCH. NOTHING ELSE. CALL ME WHEN THERE'S A RAID //jumps into spare airship and probably crash lands on some island"
"Release the Kraken which is really just a Xetu. And that weird extra arms thing that you can control with your knees and feet"
"DON'T MIND ME, JUST SCREAMING AT THE WIND HERE (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻"
"Xetu is tired of punching Visa-chan. free me from this raid"
"But anyway, Mae-danchou to be kabedoned"
"Typh will break. But his morbid curiosity will make him look"
"She's more of the. JUSTICE. But also. I NEED TO BE TALL. OTHERWISE. HOW CAN I LEAD THE KNIGHTS WITH PRIDEEEE. Btw, may I have the little skyfarer's lunch set?"
"Is Xetu a terrible person? Yes, yes Xetu is."
"Sometimes, sparkle foxu and xetu just say dokkan at each other. Clarisse gets weirded out and hopes the others get her harp soon"
"Typh thirsts to be strong. He is the meek version of Edgelord. u no wat we do to edgelords? We give them to Rai"
"//picks up the foxu and jumps into the water"
"You heard the harem master. Add Chat Noir to the harem list"
"I ship only the highest quality of SEN"
"BEHOLD, THE HAREM KING RISES. ... BEHOLD, THE HAREM KING DENIES"
"The Harem King makes his ladies dance"
"TYPH. TAKE HER BACK. TAKE HER BACK"
"She started nuzzling my shoulder. Plz stop"
Oh, now he needs blue sky crystals. :| wat i tell u, typh
"Mae idorus only for Percy JK"
"SEN cries when you don't take care of yourself :|"
"You know, Sparklein. It's a good thing that the gacha gives Typh the girls. Because he'd never be the one to make the move. Nope, nope"
"You want to race someone who will be busy with a part time job and her last year of university?"
""She doesn't need me... I'll honor her wishes!" And then he never came home."
"Pay me and become my vassal. Sorry, making dick pick here, Emperor"
"Okay, Typh, do you take that one and that one and that one and that one and that one and that one and that one and etc... as your unlawfully wedded harem waifus?"
"Sparklein, Typh hates children, so he's not allowed to procreate."
~ Xetaja^adm


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Yuki
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Yuki^cool


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Zephyzu
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Yeah it costs a percentage of the money earned through its use but I only accept payment in best buy coupons
"It's really hard to appreciate what you have when you keep looking for something better"
"solomon teaches us that if you can't solve your differences you should cut something in half"
~ Zephyzu
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Zebora
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"Adventure! Excitement! Mustaches! *Clears throat* What? Oh, sorry, just getting your attention. Anyway, I'm Zenith. But you can just call me Zenith."
"I was born at an incredibly young age."
"I have to say I do like the New Member Notifications because they make the site feel alive, even if they only make an account, stay for three hours, clear their cookies, forget their password, and never log in again."
~ Zebora^cool

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Zoker
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"todays chat log has been sponsered by the letter o"
"FANFICTION AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
"gettin shawt isn't hawt"
"that is impossible because my saliva and various stomach acids have reduced you to small and basic monosaccharide and therefore you lack mass and can not eat me :3"
" OWO THAS AWKWARD"
"I DEmAND TO BEING A ANTI HERO WITH FULLBRING ... AND MATHEWpATEL MUST BE A HALF tROLL PERSON"
"Charm... harden... pound... a viable combo that kills all"
"I AM A FRENCH GIRL Jk"
" I ♥ Mudkipz"
~ Zoker^cool