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==> > Jay: Answer friend. vulpineSpark [VS] began pestering terseNarcissist [TN] at 21:57. VS: I don't remember teeth on PM, what panel is that from TN: Omg you're reading it TN: Last time I remembered you weren't reading hahaha TN: It's one of the newest ones VS: ...ah, yeah. 8D;;; Last week people were talking about it so I figured I should pick up where I left off and now I regret stopping where I did, because I kinda stopped right before the tricksters and I missed out on all of that VS: and it blew me away VS: ohh hmm VS: where they're chasing the godcat? TN: Yeah you said you were afraid of the fans? TN: Haha VS: yeah, some of the fans, the really crazy ones 8| but I'm starting to see why TN: Yeahthewholewebcomic'skindofcrazyonitsown VS: xD yeah VS: Oh, also, your tumblr helped me I think. :D VS: helped me to become interested again I mean TN: Pfft oh really? I'm flattered then hahaha I thought it would put people off VS: xD I don't remember if it came from you, but it was something about the alpha kids when they hit god tier? That got my attention because I kinda ignored Roxy before, so I figured I should read through again TN: Huuuuh TN: I reblog all the random shits hahhahah Roxy TN: Why would you ignore her omg she's the best <3 TN: By best I mean the most sensible one VS: have no idea how I missed all her parts but yeah she's awesome TN: but favorite was grimbark Jade (before she got squished, I mean) TN: It's okay they can't kill Jade TN: (forever, anyway) VS: xD yeah VS: ...hopefully >> <<;; TN: Naw TN:They showed her with Calliope > Jay: Check in with the others. Time to get a move on. You can talk about tangentially related webcomics later. TN: Oh yeah, anyone heard from Britt yet? LL: Nope :( LL: I'm sure she's still grinding somewhere though! TN: Damn TN: I've still got my hands full so I can't handle that thing TN: Maybe we should just TN: bring in another friend LL: Oh? > Jay: Recruit a new player. Normally you wouldn't bother with this crap, but hey, a workload is a workload. Even if the workload comes from a school that should, technically speaking, have long been obliterated by meteors. You guess you'll have to find a new player to pick up the slack. You also wouldn't normally do this because there aren't really a lot of good candidates. But there is one fellow who might be interested. Someone who you thought was uninterested in this sort of thing until recently... ... ... ... Who's this guy? > Enter name. Melonfruity Bearsnack? No. Just no. > Try again. Your name is STEVEN. You have an unrivaled passion for writing OTHERWORLDLY FANFICTIONS, which often involve CATACLYSMIC REBIRTH of the source material's universe. And by otherworldly, you of course mean the Pokemon world. You also have a particular fondness for VULPINES and FICTIONAL ELECTRIC ANIMALS, especially when they are varieties of Pokemon. The electric animals, you mean. You adore all foxes equally. You used to enjoy HIKING in the CHAPARRAL, but eventually lost interest because you have a strong aversion to INVERTERBRATE LIFE-FORMS. You really can't stand those things. Nonetheless, you still retain a certain fondness for the wilderness, and it sometimes resurfaces in your stories. You also detest Wal-Mart. You have no personal bias against the HYPER-MONOPOLY CORPORATION that you definitely know has infected every corner of the world from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe even though you rarely ever leave your house, but you once read a book about a company that took over the world and it scared you. This definitely qualifies you to make that sort of judgement. You are also a MODERATOR on the OTHERWORLDLY COMMUNITY of ROUTE 50, which you consider a PEACEFUL ABODE from where you start various CYBERSPATIAL EXPLOITS. Despite your RECURRENT PARANOIA, you are well-respected in your community. At least, you think you are. You never know who might be after your head on a plate. > Examine posters. There are no posters! Unlike many of your friends, you did not collect much paraphernalia to advertise your interests when you were younger. Really, it all just seemed like a waste of money to you. Your interests will change in a few years and then you'll have to find new posters, shoes, etc... Okay, maybe you're just lazy as fuck and don't get outside enough. Wait. What's that behind the shutters? > Examine the only poster hidden behind the shutters. Oh. Right. You forgot you even had this. It was a free promotional poster for POKEMON COLOSSEUM, advertising the distribution of the legendary WISH MAKER Pokemon, JIRACHI. That was many years ago, though. Your interests have changed a lot over the years. > Retrieve arms from dresser. Your SWISS ARMY KNIFE is not a weapon to arm yourself with!!! As you were told repeatedly in the BOY SCOUTS, it is a tool with which comes the UTMOST RESPONSIBILITY of safety and caution. You have never used it on a living thing--human, animal, or vegetable. By the way, a friend is pestering you. You probably didn't notice because you got distracted. Again. > Steven: Answer friend. terseNarcissist [TN] began pestering vulpineSpark [VS] at 8:43 TN: hithere VN: Hi :D TN: SO uh you saw the session preview, right VS: Yeah VS: was thinking about your offer, actually VS: might even take you up on it TN: Oh? TN: If you want to join us here, that's cool TN: if not, that's cool too VS: how much time do I have though? VS: Sounds as if there's not a whole lot of room TN: Probably not that long, hahahha TN: But hey now, don't feel pressured :3 TN: But you VS: Yeah, about that xD VS: living sounds better than not VS: time to start downloading xD VS: wait, who's my server? TN: Uh TN: Hang on TN: I'd better go talk with the others TN: Things work a little differently than in the comic sooo yeah TN: Like okay so you can sorta influence your god tier and planet more and stuff > Jay: Open memo. terseNarcissist [TN] opened a new memo on board mIrAcLeS. TN: HELLO FRIENDS TN: Welcome new friend yes because the more the merrier the more victims yes TN: I mean friends vulpineSpark [VS] replied to memo. VS: xD VS: whee death this looks like fun TN: so do you know your God Tier? VS: I think I'm a rogue VS: wait, are they online //confused DraKeithy [DK] replied to memo. DK: i'm online I'm just DK: hi im keith VS: Ah hello there TN: Oh yeah TN: Right intros TN: I forget things like that TN: HI this is TN: I forget did I ever catch your name OTL I keep staring at this sparkofleaves and TN: Wow this is stupid I'm dumb oTL VS: ??? VS: mostly I go by Sparkleaf VS: or SparkofLeaves > Jay: Explain. Yeah, the new guy will take some coaching, but it's okay. You've given this tutorial at least three or four times already. TN: huuuuummm TN: no no we just use real / nicknames here VS: ??? TN: SO i forget if we ever caught each other's names VS: what do you mean VS: OH TN: like Jay TN: I'm Jay VS: Steven TN: LIKE STEVEN STONE /sparkly eyes VS: xD VS: best champion ever >> << //jk TN: no he is shhh VS: yes yes he is TN: better than wallace by a tidal wave TN: badpun VS: xD but good pun TN: meeeeeeeeeeh but yeah we probably gotta get it set up but Steven is a cool name TN: okay Jay stfu stop being distracted VS: Jay is a pretty cool name too :U TN: naaah it's my nickname, my real name's Jasmine but it's so common and eeeeerugh > Steven: Introduce yourself to your fellow players. You don't mind that you're getting to know new people. So far they're pretty nice. VS: ah sorry I'm new to this VS: I'm Steven? TS: Nah 's cool like STEVEN STONE TS: KEITH DK: OMG TS: OMG YES DK: EVERYONE IS HAPPY NOW YES wellIamsoyeah TN: But yes I'll try to get some shit done before spamming you all with this shit TN: sorry about this pals I'm on two computers at the same time psyduckSigh [PS] replied to memo. PS: (oh gosh sorry - hello new friend! i'm rachel, it's nice to meet ya!) PS: (i'm just popping in for a bit to say hi and then i gotta go but yeah hiya!) VS: Hello, nice to meet you, I'm Steven ^^ > Jay: Settle things privately. Things will get hectic if you stay in the group chat. You switch back to the private chat with Steven. VS: So, um VS: How do I influence my role in the session? TN: It's complicated TN: Lemme send you the program terseNarcissist has sent vulpineSpark OverseerProject.exe. TN: Hmm yeah in a way I suppose but TN: then again it also depends on your strife specibus TN: what we all currently have is TN: ninjakind, broomkind, clubkind, sciencekind, spearkind, and artkind TN: if I am not mistaken TN: Also if you change your name to steven stone I will love you forever VS: xDDD VS: most of my other friends would probably be confused VS: also scared to be in the prescence of VS: steven stone > Steven: Check specibus. Much as you hate to admit it, your swiss army knife is equipped under knifekind, not toolkind as recommended by the Boy Scouts. This isn't your original strife specibus, of course. You prefer lances, so naturally, you once had the spearkind specibus. You got this one from your brother, who enjoyed playing with knives. A lot. You've never really used your knife as a weapon, though, except to whittle sharpened sticks. Too bad you don't have a stickkind specibus, huh? Let's get back to influencing your session. What's the next step? VS: where is a handy chooser-wheel-thing when you need one TN: no shh we need to do it canonically TN: which is what suits you best TN: What about TN: Light? VS: hmm VS: sure VS: Rogue of Light TN: or hope VS: hope is weird TN: wait are you reading that post VS: yeah TN: :33 TN: Is it now hmm TN: Not time or space? VS: hm VS: okay I'll be the space player :U TN: I refuse to let you be the whatever player unless it fits you 8U VS: Light seemed interesting but the part about Calliope hit kinda home <_< >_> TN: Because I am a perfectionist and I don't like people ha- TN: PFFT VS: fanfic writers gotta stick together //jk VS: hm TN: Pfft VS: time and hope are definitely out though ==> END OF TRANSMISSION |
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