Coach's Announcement: Obviously superior to the Holy Emperor's Captain's announcements that follow, I am obviously abusing my authority yet again to inform our masses of this very important situation:
ONE. MORE. MEMBER!
I'll tell you later. The coach needs to do something.
Okay, I return to explain. We almost have our initial seven who will soon become legends once all this takes off. Once we have seven members, we should get our Holy Emperor Captain to recruit her best friend in the athletics club and hound the new transfer whose sister is in the hospital because of soccer.
It's just the procedures of how we should do this.
Holy Emperor Rai here! Uhh I'm definitely not as eloquent a writer as Xetaja is unless it's for some silly language arts assignment but your lame captain will try nevertheless! <Since when was I an eloquent writer? People are so strange.> how dare you call the holy emperor strange //slap LOLJK
Anyways, we only have four members right now and we're all officers;; so it's not a terribly big community in fact it's actually quite tiny but that's okay, the holy emperor captain commands that you spread the joy of what is known as soccer and make this an awesome community 8D Either way, we're going to have FUNN and draw lots and lots of sexy inazuma here and PARTAYYYY YEAH
Also, officer introductionss: (also written by rai and therefore also lame)
Rai is your local Holy Emperor I mean, Captain, and generally doesn't do anything but eat, sleep, go to school, draw, and manage this group rather lamely. But I'll be trying to hold contests and fun event whatnots soon...! Also, I draw lame things. (s-shin-sama! xoxo commander <3)
<You lie, you don't draw lame things.> ilu kantoku ♥ ! -captain
<ILU, too, Holy Emperor Captain!>
Poffin is the blonde and sunglasses-wearing creeper commander! ..Except for the fact that Poffin is not actually blonde in real life but nobody cares so yeah. Also, Poffin draws cute stuff. uwaah gross how could you write that in the holy emp--err, captain's introduction..! not xoxo captain </3
<Xetaja> is the coolest kantoku/coach/whateverlanguageyoureading everrrr! Actually, I don't know all that much about Xetaja except that we both like Inazuma Eleven (then again, everyone here does) and the fact that she has an extensively classy vocabulary;; It is near impossible for me to find her sometimes due to her invisibility and lurking but yeah. Also, Xetaja draws sexy ♥sexmazing!♥ stuff.
<I'm online almost all the time, so if you leave a message on my base or PM me, I'll probably respond soon...ish. And I just draw stuff, not sexy stuff. XD That's awkward to draw.> ah okay, i'll try to keep that in mind. also, lies..mistre was sexy enough <3
♥Creamsicle♥ is the awesome team manager who sings and draws and stays up late. Or at least she used to. ♥ninjaing rt50 at 4am yeeeee♥ Oh yeah, and she has a shiny drifloon named Sherry whom is currently in my possession wait that's not related to soccer. ♥if it's round, you can kick it. :0♥ Also, Creamsicle draws adorablee stuff.
and there you go! lame introductions by fail!holyemperor who really is fail =w=b
EDIT: Actually we now have 5 members :'D -throws confetti- Gentle-Glaceon is our newest (and first non-officer) member! ;A;
WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE GUYS HIGHFIVE
also brb captain is going to go cry tears of happiness now
First: Obviously abusing my authority as an officer of this group, I decree that all officers feel free to edit these news posts as they please in a comical, conversational manner as the Holy Emperor Captain, Commander, and I have demonstrated above. While it will make reading these news posts impossible, it will simply be a sacrifice we may make for our own amusement. That is all I have to say for the time being. End notes.
Second: Just to make things a bit more obvious about who's writing what as we graffiti the news, each officer should do something to make their 'notes' obvious theirs. For example, all my notes will be blue, small, and surrounded by the more/less than signs. I've even edited my name up there in the Holy Emperor's introduction for me to resemble my notes. That is all I have to say for the time being. End notes. Again.