The Cult of The Five Marmalades
The Cult of The Five Marmalades
Delicious, Devious, Devout
Founded Sep 19, 2016
7 members

The Cult of The Five Marmalades

We are a collective of those who worship the almighty Marmalades: The Marmalade of Courage, The Marmalade of Mild Inconvenience, The Marmalade of Crisis, The Marmalade of Maliciousness, and The Marmalade of Glitter.


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The Marmalade Messiah
September 19, 2016 at 11:12pm

thekingofpillowland prophecies the coming of a Marmalade-Messiah:

Toxikyle: It's all been bumped off now
thekingofpillowland: The marmalades were never designed to be eternal, young initiate.
thekingofpillowland: But they shall rise again, in the form of a tasty new messiah.
thekingofpillowland: A messiah with laser powers, and dragons for eyes.
Toxikyle: And their piccolo music shall echo throughout the ages
thekingofpillowland: A messiah whose voice shall be that of storms and whose hair shall be glossy and thick.
thekingofpillowland: The fires of great mexico shall bow to him and his coming shall be heralded by a mega-rad party with like 8 jukeboxes.
thekingofpillowland: You better copy that down, Kyle. Especially the part you siad about piccolos
Toxikyle: Done and done
thekingofpillowland: Excellent.


The Invocation of the Marmalades September 19, 2016 at 11:07pm Your first news post! September 19, 2016 at 3:19am


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