Mildly offensive subject matter + excessive swearing below the cut.
So after World War 2, Germany wanted very badly to rebrand itself, and put as much distance as possible between itself and that Hitler fellow. Many branches of government and military were reformed and renamed as a result:
Wehrmacht became Bundeswehr,
Kreigsmarine became Deutchmarine,
Reichstag became Deutcher Bundestag,
And so on.
But for some reason, the air force, the infamous Luftwaffe, which bombed civilians in London and sunk American merchant vessels...
They're still called the Luftwaffe. And they still use the Iron Cross as their symbol.
When the order came around to reform and rebrand, apparently the Luftwaffe sent their best pilots to circumnavigate the world, looking for a fuck to give.